Claim your shouldermon, /vp/
I have a really big shoulder
>implying a floating mon can't be a shouldermon
Both shoulders, even.
I bet all that moss makes for some comfy shoulders.
>>26002432
You would be crushed by his weight. Furret is pretty big.
>>26002456
You shut your mouth. I'll make it work.
Fuck you, I can squat his weight for basically as many reps as I want to.
gligar a qt
I have a shiny Dedenne named Noodles. Noodles and I will be the best like no one ever was.
>>26002444
Also... "If anyone dares to grab its hilt, it wraps a blue cloth around that person's arm and drains that person's life energy completely." You might want to reconsider that
>>26002436
anon that's mime ;_;
>>26002436
god damn, outspeed
second pick then
>>26002551
Can you squat 460 kilograms? Because if you can do that, you should be at some powerlifting event, not on /vp/.
Dear other guy who likes Sandshrew:
We can BOTH have one.
>>26002612
Bet his weight feels like nothing at all.
>>26002586
> implying I'm not just a giant shoulder
Fucking claimed
>>26002299
You must be apretty big guy
>>26002319
>implying a floating mon can't be a shitmon
There you go. Fixed that for you.
I'll take Vibrava
claim'd
>>26002758
You'll take what now anon?
I don't see a pic. Better hope to it before someone else claims it.
>>26002755
whoa fampai, no need to be so hostile
>>26002790
I was onlypretending
mine.
>>26002529
Nigga thats Honedge's dex entry
Here's Aegislash's:
"Apparently, it can detect innate qualities of leadership. According to legend, whoever it recognizes is destined to become king"
I'll be taking the Wotter
Doubles as a hat.
Cutest Bat Pokemon
this qt
Das rite
>light weight
>feelers could act like backpack straps.
this guy tbf
>>26002273
Plot twist im his sholder bro
Swirlix beat out Mime Jr and Wynaut for me. Sophie's choice, man.
Taking cutest starter
>>26002444
>>26003145
>>26003169
bien
>>26002288
why not just a can of spaghetti-os
>>26002487
Don't forget to prep the Tauros.
Chatot is my nigga.
For fun, I've decided to highlight all the "shouldermons" here that are non-obviously over 15kg:
>>26002333
Espeon is 27kg. No.
>>26002507
Gligar is 64kg no way are you lifting that on your shoulder.
>>26002584
Zigzagoon: 17.5kg
>>26003267
Durant: 33kg what the hell how is a tiny Pokémon so heavy?
>>26003300
Sylveon: 23.5kg. It's not light.
>>26003325
Beldum: 95.2kg. At least it floats, so you'd be fine unless it fell asleep.
>>26002295
Sableye is 11kg. Which I guess is fine. Unless you Mega-Evolve it, then it's 161kg. No, that's not a typo.
As for me, I dunno... Klefki?
One more time
>>26004227
A normal bar is 20 kgs and any beginner can carry that around no deal
As long as he doesn't have the imposter ability.
>>26002885
You can't take my bro away from me, anon...
>>26002273
dubs to steal
>>26005011
Claiming smoochum
Croagunk?
>50 pounds
damn
claiming man-key
>>26002456
>70 pounds
>big
you wanna know how I know you don't lift?
Just feeding him apples off my shoulder. When he evolves he becomes a backpack bro with his head poking out.
>>26005343
>every weakling here thinks the pokemon would be bird perching on one shoulder
There's more than one way to carry things.
>>26002299
JUSTgive it your big cock while we watch.
Best legendary shouldermon incoming.
>>26002432
it's nearly 6ft dude. Are you going to wear him like a feather boa?
taking best bug
I would call him Chip
>>26004194
this is some excellent taste
>>26002273
even if it takes my life forceand/or burns my shoulder
>>26005595
wouldn't it burn your ear or light your hair on fire?
All of my first choices are taken... Is hawlucha small enough to just sit on my shoulder?
>>26002486
>smacking the better mustelidmon
Faggy Johto shit should know its place.
>>26002273
this dude
Fucking love this guy
>>26002487
>>26002439
>>26002299
>>26002551
>>26002612
yall got jokes?
I'm always the only one to claim my bro. Feels pretty good.
This cutie
>>26002273
I claim Aggron
>claimed
>>26002273
