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>favorite pokemon
>tell a secret about yourself
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>Politoed
>I ate the last chicken tender
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>Bulbasaur
>I go on vp at work
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>>25999262
Scrafty
I don't now why kids love the cinnamon toast shit.
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>Goodra
>When I come home early from work, I actually volunteered to leave early.
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>>25999333
>double trips

>breloom
>i failed kindergarten
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>>25999333
are you me?
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inb4 are "secrets" are sexual in nature
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>>25999262
>Charizard

I like slightly stale chips.
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>>25999262
Jigglypuff
Came in baby sister's mouth once
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dunsparce
i clog the toilet almost every time
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>Bellossom

>A teacher put her arms around me when I was 12, never told my parents about it.
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Gliscor.

I'm still in love with my ex after like 5 years.
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>>25999379
tell me more
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>>25999370
sup comrade
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>Ampharos
>I like watching top 10 videos
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>>25999411
this is the first one that I actually believe
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>>25999262
>>25999262
>Victini
>I Back in high school I used to grope girls in the crowded hallways, mostly trashy ghetto black chicks. No regrets.
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>Dragonite
>I try so hard not to be annyoing that its annyoing. Im a fucking mess.
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>>25999364
gadervoir
i fingered my dads girlfriends daughter in elementary school, she was a highschool freshman at the time.
pretty sure that means i was raped on a technicality.
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>Archen/Archeops
>I like the scent of menstrual blood
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>Mawile
>The only reason I'm not a virgin it's because I 10yo black girl had sex with me when I was 8
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>>25999468

>He forgot to post a pokemon
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>Shuckle
>I never caught 'em all
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>>25999475
MODS
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>>25999262
>Pumkapoo
>I once sucked a friend's dick at my local library and none of my closest friends and even my twin brother know what happened
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>>25999475
Most people still need Volcanion, and no one's been able to catch Megearna yet, so it's all good, bro. Just keep up the good fight and you'll get them all one of these days.
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>>25999437
Not reallt that interesting.

>Be me
>Be horny 12 year old
>Parents leave me home with baby sister, say they'll be back in a few hours
>Aight.jpg
>Be watching cartoons
>Feel an uncontrollable urge to jack it
>Do so
>As I'm doing it, an idea pops in my mind
>Baby sister is in her crib
>Put dick near her mouth
>She starts suckling on it
>Immediately cum all over her face
>Clean her up and go back to watching cartoons
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>>25999474
my b. forgot we actually discussed pokemon sometimes here
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>>25999468
> Scizor
> same but with my cousin
> and i had sexual things going on with my sister
> i'm 100% straight and regret what happened then
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>>25999498
Meh, mythicals are either available when I'm playing or they aren't. At least I got the shiny charm.
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>>25999503
I always feel disgusting when I read shit like this. I get that maybe you didn't know better but jesus fucking christ. Incestuous experimentation is one thing, hell even if it's a little one sided to the only sibling- but this is fucking wrong man, I hope you feel bad about what you did. (assuming you're telling the truth and not typo out some pedo fantasy)
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I want to eat people.
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>>25999588
Eh, I don't think much of it. If it makes you feel better, I never did it again.
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>>25999503
you know I read that as "baby sitter" in the first post and now im disgusted and disappointed
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>>25999598
Is the idea arousing to you?
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>>25999503
seek help.
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>>25999503
Dude...
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>joltik
>i jumped on the trans bandwagon a few years ago and had to move to another state when tumblr made it cancer
>still a normal fag though
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>Mareep
Even though I love space and the sky, I've developed a mild fear of the open night sky after some strange stuff I've seen in it. Most of the time it's hard for me to leave my house alone at night unless it's covered in clouds.
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>>25999262
Zoroark

Closet case.
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Latias
I have a preg fetish
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I enjoy flat soda
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After I shower I lay on the floor naked and dry my body with the hairdryer
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miltank
i stole my little brothers pokemon diamond game and still havent given it back
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>swellow
>I close my foreskin and pee making a piss ballon while in the shower
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>>25999262
lol where are her nipples
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>>26000570
Don't we all?
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>>26000570
>>26000577
>tfw no foreskin
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>>26000570
>piss balloon
HOW
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Volcarona
I would hug snug and fug a bug
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>chandelure
>i like it up the butt
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>Sneasel
>I once systematically bullied another kid after having been bullied myself for years just because he was slightly lower on the social totem pole than me and I was tired of feeling like the victim, ultimately making his own best friend hate him by constantly pointing out both his physical and character flaws and mocking him while he was within earshot (and sometimes when he was literally just sitting across the table from us). He eventually switched schools and I stopped talking to his old best friend as I no longer had any need for him.
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>>25999454
Who initiated this?
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>Zweilous
>I bury all my skeletons to the point where I can't remember them and let them slowly poison my mind
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>>25999454
>pretty sure that means i was raped on a technicality.
Nah. she's female and you're male.
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>>26000713

It's still legally rape.
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>>26000570
That's bad for your bladder and kidneys dude.
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Starmie.

I eat my own snot/boogers.
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>>26000727
No it's not.
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>>26000727
no he's right, in america that isnt rape.
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>Raichu
>I don't just like regular vore, I like full tour and anal vore.
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>>26000570
Doctor here.

Stop.
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>>26000705
she did
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>>26000739
>>26000740

Source?
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>>26000570
I remember me and my bros used to have "pee bomb" fights in the showers at school. You would pee into your foreskin while holding it tight like a balloon. Then release it and spray all over your friends while trying to dodge their attacks at the same time! It's a really fun game if you're bored while showering with your mates.
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>>26000740
which is fucking bullshit and I don't understand how the courts let that rule slide
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>>26000788
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>>26000788
That's hot, tell us more.
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>>26000790
It's called feminism.
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>>26000788
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>>26000810
maybe third wave feminism

a lot of people who call themselves feminists fight for actual equality
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>>26000788
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>>26000818

Don't use that defense, the Second Wave was full of shitty people too. They just laid the foundation for the current crop of shitheads.
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>>26000788
Is this what people with foreskins does? Looks like I have missed out on a lot of fun.
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>>26000788
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>>26000832
>implying first wave was good
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>>25999503
>everyone suddenly thinks it's wrong when it's a guy molesting an underage girl and not the other way around
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>>26000788
What the fuck did I just read?
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>Yanmega
>You know those rule 34 pictures that pop up literally SECONDS AFTER a new Pokégirl is introduced?
>That's me
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>>26000788
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>>26000892

I'm not implying that either, I just didn't want to derail things even more. Really, it all goes back to the Suffragettes having a ton of shitty people involved in the movement. The well was poisoned right from the beginning.
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>>26000918
godspeed anon
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>>26000918

You're doing God's work, anon.
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>>26000912
>suddenly
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>>26000918

So, hows the work on the S&M Starters?
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>>26000788
I'm fucking cracking
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>>26000788
What the fuck
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>Aggron
>I once tasted my cousin's cum
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>>26000942
I said Pokégirls anon. Sorry to dissapoint.
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>shedinja
i love bigger women and my girlfriend is willing to gain weight for me
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>>26000956
are you a boy, or a girl?
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>>25999503
>Baby sister is in her crib
>Put dick near her mouth
>She starts suckling on it
>Immediately cum all over her face
>Clean her up and go back to watching cartoons
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>>26000963
a boy
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>>26000960
stop ruining her you nigger, find a premade fatty if you're into it
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>>26000788
Fucking kek. Pls let me be in the screenshot
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Blissey
When I was 12, 2 girls were hiding in the boys bathroom and then they took me into one of the stalls and both raped me.
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>>26000788

>/vp/ reacting to this old meme
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>>26000970
Do you want to be a girl? Were you dressed as one at the time?
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>>26000918

Not all heroes wear capes
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>Lilligant
>I'm an italiboo and romeboo
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>>26000984
>he came in a tissue
>told me to taste it
>this was before I could actually cum, so I tasted it out of curiosity
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>>26000983
>old meme
>literally I wrote it like 6 months ago and posted it on /b/ and got like 2 replies

Nice try
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>Azumarill
>I started the Lanky Kong forced meme and severely enforced baneposting on /tv/
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>>26000981
Did they look good at least?
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>>26001011
>not answering the question
Trap Confirmed.
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>>26001025
no
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>>26000918

Very nice.
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>>25999503
mate...
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>Blastoise
>I have myself
Oh wait, you said secret...
>I like bite paper and then split it
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>>25999262
>totodile
>my sister molested me after having a sex ed class in elementary school
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>Froslass
>Had sex with my best friend when we were drunk and both in a relationship
>Also how I lost my virginity
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>>26001024
>I started the Lanky Kong forced meme
Thanks for fucking up japan time 2, ass.
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>>26001055
Genders?
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>>26001055
Is your best friend a boy or girl? If they're a boy, who took it up the bum?
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Whimsicott

one time my ex blew me and then went into the bathroom to spit out my cum and she was taking a long time so I went in there to see what happened and she ended up kissing me and transferring my own cum into my mouth and I swallowed it cause I'm a disgusting dude
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>>26001024

>I started the Lanky Kong forced meme
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>>26001062
You're welcome
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>>26001069
>>26001064
I'm a boy, she was a girl, we had done things in the past. I gave her a lot of orgasms, and she blue balled me, and told me to fuck off.
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Crobat

I was bullied in middle school for having this weird, uncommon acne (if you can even call it that). As a result, I started keeping my emotions bottled up and won't let anyone see them. This has resulted in a few nights that I have cried myself to sleep due to too much built up sorrow and frustration.
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>Arbok

>I was the girl who kept bullying you. No, I did not have a crush on anyone, I just liked picking on dudes because they were boys and boys suck. I was pretty stupid back then okay?
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>>26001162
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>>25999503
This is so fucking wrong, yet I managed to have a light boner.

Maybe because I have done something similar: wanting/trying to penetrate (but not doing it, that was mostly frottage) my 3yo cousin when I was 13
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I stole a pokemon yellow cartridge from the kid of a family friend when I was around 12. They were a similar age. At a later date the kid started complaining that he couldn't find his game and we spent a couple of hours looking around his house for it.

I still have it over 15 years later.
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>>26001162
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>>26001162
Post full pasta. I'm still hungry for more.
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>>26001162
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Gengar
i lost my virginity to my cousin
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>>26001162
oh for fuck's sake not another one

here's me
>Azelf
>ended up being involved in /ss/ at age 10/11 with older woman
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>>26001162
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>>26001162
Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?
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>>25999262
Mamoswine.

Back when I was in 8th grade, Pokémon arrived in my country, and it was the big thing in my middle school.

I lent my PS1 memory card to a friend so he could copy my Crash Team Racing data. When I got back the memory card, ALL my data was erased (CTR, Crash Bandicoot trilogy, Bloody Roar 2, Soul Reaver, Tekken 3, Destrega, etc). I don't think he did it on purpose but I didn't care, I was mad as fuck.

So one day, he came to my house with all his Pokémon cards, I forgave hime for the data incident and we played some PS1 since I managed to complete my games again and I had no Game Boy at that time. I took advantage of him going to the toilet to steal his Charizard card, hiding it where he'd never find it: in my dad's room.

When he had to leave, he spent half an hour searching for his card, then gave up when I told him that if I happened to find it, I'll give him it back. I never did, and the card is still in my possession nowadays.
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>>26001162
>You may all hate my guts now.

Is that really your only concern?
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>>26001286

>When I got back the memory card, ALL my data was erased (CTR, Crash Bandicoot trilogy, Bloody Roar 2, Soul Reaver, Tekken 3, Destrega, etc).

He deserved what he got.
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>Dragalge
>I accidentally sent Hilda porn into a big chat group for a website that I work for.
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>>26001255
You can't leave us hanging, anon. You lived something most of 4chan would dream happened to them.

Please, do tell us more.
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>Delete mine
>Anon who had a baby suck him off still up.

K
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>>26001310
>accidentally
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>>26001334
I thought the 4chan party patrol got you, lad.
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>>26001344
I wanted to copy the link to the trailer for Guile in SFV into the chat but accidentally had Hilda lewds on the clipboard for some reason.
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>>26001091

lol cucked m8
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>>26000335
Deets?
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>>26001384

I would tell you, but I'm scared they're watching me/monitoring me.
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>Jigglypuff
>I wish every generation of Pokemon was like BW in terms of new Pokemon and their availability in-game. I don't care if there ends up being like 20000 shitmon as a result. I just want a billion new Pokemon all the time.
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>Squitle tied with Joltik
>I shitpost all through my shift.
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>>26001418
You're not alone dude. I've plenty of things too.

Often times in broad daylight too which is weird.
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>>26000918
You're doing God's work, son.
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>>26001418
>they
Say no more anon, I'll leave you be.
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Roserade

I'm into scat.
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Croagunk.

I know I will make a masterpiece someday.
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>>26001484
I always wanted to get into it too but it just wasn't my thing. What's your opinion on the Scatman?
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>>26001516
Will you?
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>>26000918
God bless you
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>>26000664
Wtf
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Poliwhirl.

I kinda jack off to fat chicks.
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I'm incredibly vain to the point of obsession. I'm obsessed with how I look and dress. I'm quite a content person, but if someone says something about my face, even as a joke, I enter a state of borderline depression.

I'm disgusted so much by other people's flaws on the outside, that I'm often disgusted by myself on the inside.
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>>26000912

Thats the way it is you fucking faggot. back off to tumblr
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>>26001764
>tumblr
>coming to 4chan
>caring rape when it happens to men
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>>26001752

Similar to me, honestly. I don't think I'm that bad looking but my ego is fucking Fabergé egg fragile, so I try to avoid any moment where people might see my face.

And if they do, I'd prefer it if looks just aren't brought up in general in case people begin talking about mine.
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>>26000918

May you find success in life, anon.
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>>25999262
>Tyranitar
>I fuck fat chicks with low self-esteem because they're easy
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>>26001316
sorry, left the thread for a while after the pedo guy

she was 24 or 25 iirc, sister of a family friend or some shit (we no longer see them)

I had no clue what I was doing at the time

in hindsight she was pretty hot
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>>25999503
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>>25999262
>Feraligatr
>couple weeks ago got really drunk with my best friend
>told him I jerk off to PokéGirl porn
>he tells me he jerks off to Naruto porn
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>>26001780

Kill yourself
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>>26001868
:^)
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>>26001158
I bet you became a slutty sub. Irony.
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>>26001878
Thats a funny face! xD
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>>26001251
Who was the girl?
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>>26001251

Post pics
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I'm so ready for not being single anymore.
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>>26001418
tell me you fag
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>>25999262
Slowpoke
I life is a lie
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>>26000788
>tfw cut
>tfw i can never play pee bomb fights with the mates

why live?
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>>26001966

>being mutilated
I feel so sorry for you.
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>>26000788
Why did I never think of this? I will try this next time I'm at the gym.
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>>26001966
>FMG is wrong
>MGM is ok
Fuck society.
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>>25999503
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>>26001467
>>26001479
>>26001950
That wasn't even me, just some other faggot doing...I don't know. He's probably trying to keep everyone from learning the truth.

But I seriously don't wanna write it all down here. I was just sharing my secret. Any of the stories I have are too long to go into here. Sorry.
Maybe I shoulda just shared my other secret. I actually like rice cakes
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>eevee/arbok

>I am severly depressed about 100% of the time. My animals are all that keep me here.
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>>26001361
You forgot the best part: What were the reactions?
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>>25999262
Hydreigon
I still jerk off to my ex after being broken up for 2 years
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>>25999750
No. I just see some people and instantly get mouth-watering hungry. At least if it were a fetish I could just fap and the urges would stay away for a while.
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>>26001787

That sounds quite similar to myself, only with me I'm absolutely certain that I'm good looking, as opposed to simply knowing that I'm not ugly.

In my eyes I'm perfect, to the point where I literally have a fetish for guys that look similar to I do.
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Meganium
>When my cats catch mice they usually don't kill or eat them, they just play with them until they can't move anymore and then leave them on the ground. I once took a mouse and fucking hammered it onto a wooden board like Jesus, poked its eyes out and impaled it several more times until death. Since then I feel the need to, not torture, but kill a human at least once in my life. Not just anyone though. I want to kill someone who is hated and known by many people, so it'll actually feel worth it.

tl;dr I might have serious problems.
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>>26002119
You can't keep this bottled up anon. You need to tell someone.

We're all friends here.
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>>26002814
>might
No, you do
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>>26002919
Alright.

When I was a kid this girl that used to pick on me, and who's mother I worked for, eventually became my girlfriend. When she did she treated me like a pet. And I loved it. She would feed me rice cakes as a treat and almost nothing else, 'cus "that's what the dog eats". I hated them at first but since I got them whenever I made her happy I forced myself to like them. And that's why I like rice cakes. I still eat them all the time to this day. I actually have a bag right here with me.
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>>25999503
Slurpuff
I enjoyed and fapped to this anon's story
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Garchomp

I'm extremely into sissification and feminization and my greatest dream is for a beautiful and powerful lady to pick me up, feminize me, dominate me and train me as her personal maid and assistant for everything she does.
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>>26003155
>wanting to be feminized by a girl
Gay as fuck.
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>>26003058
caramel chocolate chip rice cakes with peanut butter have basically been my go-to lunch for the past decade, anon
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>>26003291
Boys are icky. There's a reason I wanna be feminized, you know? Hint: It's not because I like boys.
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>>26002075
It's okay Denmark has banned MGM and said the reason it wasn't banned was because people were afraid to offend Jews and Muslims.
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>>26003342
>It's not because I like boys.
But that's the best part! Boys are the best of the two genders. Especially the shy ones.
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>>26001334
i know. lmao.
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>>26003351
Political correctness is destroying our world. When will this bubble pop? I'm tired already of this generation and I'm not even 25.

I miss the early 00 subcultures. They were just weirdos no one truly paid attention to. They didn't fuck up everything like the ones from now.
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>>26003155
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>>26003309
You know. All these years and it never crossed my mind to actually put anything on them. I just eat them as is. I guess I don't really have any culinary flair. I like simple foods. Come to think of it, that whole deal may also be responsible for my love of simple foods. That or I'm just really lazy. Yeah, all that noise just sounds like too much hassle. Nice to see someone else likes them too though.
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>tfw no sexual story to tell nor feeling like making one up
>tfw all fetishes are vanilla as fuck
i almost feel normal
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>>26003309

How are you even still alive?
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>>26003342
>not wanting to be feminized because you like boys
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>best bro forever and always

I cuddled with my teacher in a hotel bed on a high school field trip
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>>26003516
That is hot. Give us the Deets.
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>>25999262
Her.
>>26003155
This basically.
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>>25999262
>Gengar
>I have bathed in the blood of tens of girls, all personally executed by me in a cold-blooded, painful manner, their bodies violated right afterwards.

I also hardly ever seed torrents.
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I fucked up in life and work at full time at mcdonalds now. I'm 22 and I'm too afraid to post on Facebook or contact old high school friends because I know they're better than me and have successful lives already. Hell, some of them have kids or careers already.
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>>26003515
I like girls that's why I'd like to have the body and appearance of a girl myself.

>>26003637
Wonderful taste in both secrets and Pokemon. Would you like to become buds?

>>26003656
>22
You are still pretty young anon.

Your life is nowhere near over. Save up like crazy, live frugally, learn something on the Internet like coding that could also work as a career, learn a trade, talk to your family or anyone you know or trust to help to change your life for the better. There's plenty of opportunities and options.

Don't compare yourself with others, that'll just make yourself more depressed and unwilling to try. Focus on yourself and only yourself.
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My favorite Pokemon is Feraligatr

My secret is that I don't actually like Feraligatr. My favorite mon is Meganium.
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>>26003690
You can like girls such that you want the body and appearance of one yourself while still liking guys for fucking.

It's called not being a lesbian.
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>>25999262
>Whimsicott/Fighting Types
>Was jerking off, aunt came in room, abort, asked what that slimy stuff was in my hand, told her i sneezed and snot got on it
>she believed me
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>Swampert

>I'm the Fuhrer of my school's secret neo nazi chapter
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>>26003773
What's wrong with your aunt?
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>>26003497
It's a complete protein, you could live off of that lunch.
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>>26003697
you sick fuck
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>>26003773
She probably just pretended to believe you. Being the least awkward thing to do.
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>>26003690
Sure man.
We can work on the path to our hot femboy bods together.
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>>26003797
I put my dick away before she saw me
>>26003816
yeah, even though she didn't see me jerking off i still think she knew better
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>Altaria
I have an absolutely massive folder dedicated to pictures of my video game waifu. It's going on 3 GB and I just started it about a week ago. I have felt love before, and what I feel for this stupid fucking video game character is very close to being, if not actually love.

>>26002075

Both are wrong, ESPECIALLY when you consider that little babies can't consent to getting circumcised, but comparing female circumcision (may result in severe loss of function, constant infections, sometimes daily pain, sometimes completely unable to have sex, sometimes unable to pee without pain, no real benefits, moderate-to-high risk of death) to male circumcision (harder time enjoying sex, scar, some loss of function, no real benefits, low risk of death) is false equivalence.
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>>26003034
Yeah, who the fuck actually likes Meganium?
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former brony
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>>26003918
3gb for one waifu?
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>Swampert
>I have yet to save an image directly from 4chan.
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>>26003516
>2010
>junior year
>field trip to philly (to visit some museums and colleges)
>be buddy buddy with ms. Chap all throughout the trip
>short, skinny, she had blonde hair and blue eyes.
>she gets im being intentionally flirty with her and she plays along, things get kind of weird and seriously sexual
>night before the buses leaves
>i leave my hotel room while the 9 other guys in there are asleep
>go to chap's room
>she talkes about how shit like that would never work with a teacher and student unless she wanted to ruin her life, because they always find out.
>lay in bed with her for a few hours and watch some hotel tv
>she follows me back to my room and puts a new piece of tape on the door (security measure so they would know if any of the students left the room in the morning.)
and we never talked about it again, i thought about calling her once i graduated but never did.
kind of sad about it to be honest.
she was such a qt.
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>>26003928

Pictures (the higher res it is, the better), gameplay footage saved as videos, and copies of fanfiction/game scripts. Everything is saved because I don't want to lose it if the owner randomly deletes it. Plus I enjoy writing and I like to write a little stories about my waifu while I take a break from the novel I'm writing. It adds up pretty quickly.
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>>26003155
This might suit your needs, anon.
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>>26000764
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>>26003963
meant for
>>26003527

also,
>things get kind of weird and seriously sexual
i meant serious and kind of sexual
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Gardevoir is my favorite pokemon.
I pretend to be a girl on the internet and have made a lot of money doing so.
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>Electivire

Some of my mates and I used to make fake Pokemon cards in Photoshop and have fake "auctions" with the neighbor kid. He'd often pay 50 for a single card.
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>>26003830
[email protected]

Mail for 4chan needs. Hit me up whenever you feel like it friend. We can talk better afterwards.
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>>26003918
>comparing cutting up genitals to cutting up genitals is false equivalence
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>>26004040
How much is a lot?

What do you do when they ask for voice-chat, pictures or even cam?
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>>26004040
>I pretend to be a girl on the internet
why?

>and have made a lot of money doing so.
how?
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>>26003985
I fucking hate it when people delete their work
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>>26004051
>tfw the lesbians exchange emails while you're alone and unloved except by chasers
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Serperior
I have a vore fetish
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>>26004063
>why?
>made a lot of money doing so.

>how?
>I pretend to be a girl on the internet
these answer themselves
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>>26004060
A couple thousands.
I use a morphvox for voice and mmo's and for pictures I've been friends with plenty of girls who support my ventures.
They let me use their pics and even timestamp for me. WHEN ITS CAM WELLL THERE IS JUST SOMETHING ELSE THERE
I avoid that.

>>26004063
I love the attention, I'm absolutely addicted to it. I love to just have so many men talking to me and telling me vulgar things.
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>mudkip
>started a chain of events that got my entire family banned from a tennis court and had to trespass there three years later for a pe class

>>25999358
How do you fail kindergarten?
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>>26004103
>Morphvox for voice
Tell me your secrets. I've tried endlessly but have never been able to find a proper convincing tone.

>Female friends who help you out
That's just plain cheating.
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>>26004103
I also would like to add that all that money goes towards video games and buying people gifts.
It's rare I actually buy something for myself.
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>>26004103
>I've been friends with plenty of girls who support my ventures.
>They let me use their pics and even timestamp for me.
How do you get such good friends? Do you swallow for their boyfriends so they don't have to or something?
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>>26003963
holy shit dude, better have happened because i fapped.
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>>26001072
care to explain why did she take a long time?
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>>26004120
The secret is talking to a friend with it and then tinkering with the fairy voice until you get it perfectly.
Alternatively, if you know sign language well enough you can lie and say you're mute.
If you're voice is deep just download the fantasy pack and tinker with fairy if your voice is like tenor use the normal girl setting and tinker with it.

>>26004139
I tend to the be the fall guy and I'm pretty generous with my earnings.
so it's kind of like a buddy system in that sort of way.
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>>26004103
How do you coax them into giving money? nudes4cash? Asking for in-game things and selling them?
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>>26004170
Not him but the trick is to say things like "I want X things but I don't have the money for it" and stuff like that. Basically, imply you want/need something but never directly ask for it. It never fucking fails.
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>>26001229
Something similar happened to me with Blue, around same age. I was the victim. Fucker even tried to help me. I only realized it years later— And when jokingly confronted, over ten years later, his face went pale. AND NEGATED EVERYTHING.
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>>26004170
Easy, I seduce them with words. I tell them really lewd things through the mic and moan.
Now I usually get paypal by telling them I don't have a paypal and I have a friend with it.
then that friend is me so i just have the money there.
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>>26004163
>and I'm pretty generous with my earnings.
>so it's kind of like a buddy system
They're pimps and you're their whore, anon.
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>>26004182
Do you have to have already shown pics for them to buy you things or will they do it if you have just been flirty enough through text?
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>>26003473
>>26003497
mind you guys, I just put the peanut butter on
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>>26004040
Alright so I feel a little fun background is neccessary.
I used to roleplay as Kirlia on forums back in the day and eventually Gallade was released and I wanted to go that way but my "trainer" wouldn't let me so I was Gardevoir.
as Gardevoir I was young and had no idea what I was doing.
I was forced to do it so many times that I eventually became a hollow shell.
I just didn't want anyone to know I was a boy doing this kind of stuff so I told everyone I was girl and lived it down.
I've made many great friends and I fear telling them "I'm a dude"
my life is a ticking time bomb and I can die anyday now.
I haven't roleplayed in years but I do have a folder full of Gardevoir and it only reminds me each time i see it.
My online persona is kind of like a person, they walk on their own and I can leave for a day and people will send me stuff saying they miss me.
A majority of the time I get stuff sent to my house and I tell people that I'm just living with a friend.
It's a terrible way to live, i don't suggest this lifestyle for anyone. The free money and free friends are not worth it.
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Noivern

I'm in love with a FtM
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>>26004220
With some just text is enough with others they may demand a full-on sexual webcam show. It depends on the person. The "average" for most to fall is just voice.
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