This is a run of Pokemon Crystal I'm doing with /vp/, for the most part it's been cathartic.
Last time:
>We beat the shit out of Blue
>Caught Trips the Dodrio
>shinyela the shiny Tangela
>shuckle the Pupitar
>hunted down the legendary runners
>Caught CaliENTEI the Entei
>Raikou surprisingly didn't run away
>Caught thundercum the Raikou
Now it's time to catch the rainbow birb.
Oh yeah by the way Pokemon appear in the tower, so what am I catching?
1,2,3 decide
>>25990228
>>25990256
Why the fuck would you play outdated games? You're just as bad as the people that bought gen 1 on 3ds and played them.
Look at those shit menus. We thankfully got rid of them with gen 3. Like you can't even tell what the pokemon in your party are. Also
>using legendaries
>ever
>>25990425
I've actually never used any of the legendaries though, look at the levels senpai.
>>25990468
no need to start shitposting just because you got totally btfo'd.
>>25990228
>rick
>>25990529
Que?
Wait, where's Ho oh?
Okay we're good now.
Alright, what's the Bird's name?
4,5,6 decide
>>25990641
Soft reset for a shiny
>>25990665
>off by one
close but no cigar
>>25990662
Oh-Ho
>>25990691
Re rolling for this
>>25990699
nice dubs
So now I'm going to catch Mr handwings, but first, what am I catching here?
7,8,9 decide
Wella re you going to give me a mon to catch or what?
>>25990772
seel or dewgong
>>25990992
Well since no one else has said anything, here's a seel. name?
0,1,2 decide
>>25991404
Bobbity
>>25991452
Here ya go
Damn it was hard getting to this bugger
well catch it was a lot easier than expected, name?
3,4,5 decide
>>25991551
BUIPLSGO
>>25991551
Snoogipuss
>>25991613
I thought he left for 4+4chan
>Wolipag (Poliwag)
>MAGNOLIA (Rattata)
>facesittin (Rhydon)
>Vagina (Shellder)
>Pinsir. (Krabby)
>Dubs (Rattata)
>P.Parker (Spinarak)
>gay weed (Sudowoodo)
>Dick (Pinsir)
>Andy (Sunkern)
>Onahole (Jigglypuff)
>SmugAnime (Snubbull)
>coon (Slowpoke)
>Puppers (Growlithe)
>Splinter (Rattata)
>Banana (Togepi)
>Borys (Cleffa)
>Batman. (Noctowl)
>Scrooge (Psyduck)
>Sorrow. (Bellsprout)
>shinyela (Tangela)
>Trips (Dodrio)
>OP (Clefairy)
>Rattata (Rattata)
>Spooge (Quagsire)
>Dubsfish (Goldeen)
>DoubleSlap (Aipom)
>bob the (Voltorb)
>Fuckbuddy (Marill)
>Killer (Magikarp)
>GoodSpAtk (Krabby)
>North Pole (Magnemite)
>Darkness (Cubone)
>Nutella (Xatu)
>SHUCKIE (Shuckle)
>Mom Doge (Growlithe)
>Ass shit (Murkrow)
>Gary Oak (Exeggcute)
>Rollem (Golem)
>feminist (Magikarp)
>Breakdance (Raticate)
>Car (Meowth)
>Sally (Nidorina)
>EGG (Chansey)
>Tinatitty (Hoppip)
>GrapeJelly (Muk)
>SUNBLOOD (Slugma)
>Rattata (Rattata)
>big scoop (Rattata)
>ratsIdidit (Rattata)
>Rattata (Rattata)
>FLASHLIGHT (Chinchou)
>simgle (Eevee)
>Diapers (Jigglypuff)
>smegma (Grimer)
>Daaayum (Gyarados)
>BOOP BOOP (Porygon)
>Gary Oak (Qwilfish)
>night-w (Sneasel)
>shuckle (Pupitar)
>Lanturn (Chinchou)
>DuDiDa (Dugtrio)
>Caterpie (Venonat)
>TheBuge (Butterfree)
>CHAAARBOK (Arbok)
>Deadnigger (Marowak)
>will (Oddish)
>Trayvon (Zubat)
>DICKS (Zubat)
>Maurice (Zubat)
>OPisAFag (Zubat)
>Carcajou (Zubat)
>You,re Mom (Snorlax)
>Hittite (Spearow)
>Agumon (Pikachu)
>tectonix (Steelix)
>Lil buddy (Skarmory)
>Bobbity (Seel)
>Charmander (Tentacruel)
>Herpes (Heracross)
>Oceania (Corsola)
>Church,s (Pidgeot)
>Childtouch (Mr. Mime)
>Vajayjay (Shellder)
>DICKS (Meganium)
>Twat (Miltank)
>Ned Bigby (Beedrill)
>Qtr Chub (Pupitar)
>rick (Gengar)
>Harry (Farfetch'd)
>Kintama (Lanturn)
>Schlong (Dragonair)
>Suicunt (Suicune)
>CaliENTEI (Entei)
>thundercum (Raikou)
>Oh-Ho (Ho-oh)
>BUIPLSGO (Lugia)
>>25991988
Oh fuck I forgot one
>Houdini (Alakazam)
Now that I've listed all the mons, we can assemble the final team, now for the first slot.
1,3,5 decide
>>25992008
BOB THE
>>25992019
wait that the shouldn't be there, it's just bob actually.
>>25992051
Oh, well then bob.
usually these are pretty popular, why is today so slow?
Ass shit
>>25991988
Kintama
>>25991988
Andy
>>25992306
This one's gone on for far too long.
>>25992963
So should I just drop it then?
>>25993264
Just go beat Red asap.
>>25993264
Just random.org a team and go kick Red's ass with it to be done with it
agumon the pikachu
>>25993356
>>25993362
Well alright fine, I'll just go with this
yeah, grinding is for faggots
>>25993485
> No BOOP BOOP
Cancer
>>25993497
give us updates on the fight
Houston we may have a problem (Swagger Maxed out Snorlax's attack)
>>25993575
pray for rng
fuck
>>25993560
Well I mean if this fucks me over I could replace on of the mons with Porygonu.
Alright Herpes, I'm counting on you, Qtr landed a screech, so as long as you don't get paralyzed I might be okay.
if this doesn't work i'm fucked
YES! it's not over
Oh fuck
>>25993610
awesome
well Solarbeam is rekking me
Oh god pls AI stay retarded with solarbeam spam and I can still do this
Oh god Herpes I fucking love you
>all I have left is Meganium and Heracross
Damn it
shit
Well fuck
Well Twat did fuck all so I'm ditching her for BOOP BOOP since you guys really like it for some reason. Now I have to go grind.
Well hey look at what happenedyou know this grinding would be faster if half my team didn't constantly faint.
Ready for round 2 punk?
Is anyone even lurking right now? probably not.
well now here's to hope RNG doesn't dick me over.
>>25994206
update a little
Well there's Pikachu down, and he didn't even get to gimp my attack with charm
Ha, you think I'm afraid of that? nah son, I got rollout.
>>25994220
I am, it's just that during grinding there's little to say, like what, you want me to post every time a Pokemon levels up or something?
>>25994206
i am lurking
Damn, that surf hit harder than I thought, but SHUCKIE survived, so I should still be okay.
So, it's YOU again, RNG won't fuck me this time...I hope.
>>25994206
I'm playing a game and alt-tabbing every once in a while.
YES, no RNG dicking here.
>>25994233
na, i meant during the fight
I've made a mistake
Damn, I thought BOOP BOOP would bulk
Fortunately I got off a Zap Cannon first so that paralysis should prove helpful. Time for Houdini to finish the job.
Ha, I knew Houdini could do it.
Well this Espeon might be tricky, but Crunch should do it right.
Except that Pupitar is NOT a dark type so Psychic just raped me.
When in Doubt, play accuracy games
Damn it
Now let's see if RNG is in my favour.
Why am I even trying at this point, there's no way Herpes can win with these conditions.
Hot damn Herpes you're great.
So it's come down to this.
>>25994345
Fuuuuuck
Well it was pretty much a forgone conclusion.
Also I'm tired as shit so I'm going to go sleep, I'll continue this tomorrow or something.