what is the most offensive thing you can say to someone from /vp/?
"You're dumb".
I use Pokémon I like
"I prefer Gen 1"
B2W2 chapter resolution never ever
"That Pokemon game you hate is actually very good."
>>25984472
"Chestnaught is my favorite starter and Samurott is a massive downgrade from Dewott. Also read the filename"
"gen 7"
"gen 6.5"
I disagree.
>>25984391
"Guys! Chill out! ...It's just a game."
Owls are birds
>>25984391
greetings from jelly
>>25984391
"I just think there's too many Pokémon. I can barely even remember the old ones anymore, I certainly can't learn all the new ones. GameFreak should stop carrying over the old Pokémon each generation and just start fresh every game."
>>25984391
YOUR DAD NEVER LOVED YOU!
Galvantula is shit
"Walking with Pokémon should NEVER be a thing again."
You hatched a shiny pokemon? Wow! And you got the IV and nature and ability you want? Wow! How long did that take? Wow! A whole month!
Wait..what? I'm sorry? You used a hacked ditto as the parent? Well that makes the shiny you have an illegitimate shiny! Its trash! Its just as far away from being real as something you hacked in 4 seconds! Why did you waste a whole month doing this! You spent a month hatching a shiny that is just as valuable as a shiny you could have made in 5 seconds by hacking!
Oh...all your other shinies that you've hatched also used a hacked ditto.
Well anon i'm sorry to say but that means your entire hatched shiny collection is invalid because they aren't legitimate shinies. And you almost spent a year hatching all of them. Wow.
"I got Pearl when I was 6"
>>25984487
W-what?
Is there something wrong with stating true facts?
"ORAS were great games, I don't get all the hate"
I personally enjoy (mon series not named Pokémon)
HG/SS are just okay.
>>25984627
>thinking using hacked ditto doesn't make you a fucking pussy
>>25984391
"I don't want to fuck my Pokémon"
"Pokégirls are not cute and Sugimori is a hack"
"There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish"
Elesa is *gly
Can't even bring myself to type it.
Claiming that you like the Gen V starters.
Any good corocoro leaks lately?
My favourite type is Dragon.
>>25984966
OP said 'offensive', not 'soul-crushing'.
>>25984391
"I disagree with you"
son of a bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgqBH002Ozg
Not every aspect of Pokemon has to have Smogonfag approval.
wow
its fucking jelly
"I didn't catch 'em all"
>>25984391
"I browse /vp/ too!"
"No, but I can direct you to a real Italian restaurant."
Lucario is cooler than Machamp
>>25985919
Anon, I don't think we're homosexual enough to like Machamp.
>>25986013
>homosexual
>Machamp
pick one
everyone has the right to their own opinion!
"Newfag"
>Sun and Moon is Gen 7
or if you really want to stir up autism:
>Amour will not happen/ Ash will not be with Serena
reddit and vp are the same people.
>>25986050
Too far, nigger.
"Fairies don't need a nerf despite being stronger than Dragon ever was"
"Did it evolve? It was actually holding an item so it wouldn't!"
>>25984391
Gοοdra can only be of the feminine gender
Pokemon is fun
>>25986080
FUCK
>>25984391
Ash will never get laid with Serena.
Wow! You dedicated your entire life to Pokemon? That's great! Becauase that means you're absolutely dumb!
That's right! Stupid! Dumb! Autistic! Retarded! Why? Because you wasted your entire life on a meaningless franchise that really teaches you the wrong moral standards!
You're devoting your life to a franchise whose first movie's theme was "crying solves proble-"
YOU KNOW WHAT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! There is absolutely no reason to get into, fight over, argue over, nor dump your entire life to this fad that hardly gets you anywhere in life! It is filled with nothing but cheap characters, shitty themes, shitty designs, and it has gone more horrid over time!
Haven't you realized that /vp/er? You're wasting a perfectly good human brain on a mind corrupting franchise whose attention should not be named. and it is your fault for investing into this autism and subjecting to the most dimwitted frameworks of mind of all. Take your time right now to think of what you have done.
Also, Japan is too fucked up.I think I offended myself when I was writing this
ORAS is the best game and Battle Frontier or anything equivalent would ruin the game entirely."
>>25984391
Chill, it's just for kids
"I bet you haven't caught them all."
>>25986302
That's an opinion that's too absurd to be real. Like, it's one where either you automatically assume they're trolling or, if in real life, you just assume they irrationally hate Pokémon.
On the other hand, subsets of this are more real. "You waste your time hunting for shinies", "Nuzlocke is for idiots who think grinding is a challenge", "Fanart of Pokémon? You're just looking for easy DeviantArt views, draw something original", or just "Maybe if you spent less time playing Pokémon and more time studying/working/looking for a job, you wouldn't be such a disgrace". I think pretty much every Pokémon fan has, at least once in their life, met someone who complained that the way they were having fun was somehow wrong.
"I like keldeo"
>>25986385
>I think pretty much every Pokémon fan has, at least once in their life, met someone who complained that the way they were having fun was somehow wrong.
That's why this offensive comment is perfect for this thread!
>>25984391
Gardevoir is obviously the best Pokémon ever.
wow you still play pokemon as an adult? you're a big baby 12 year olds play that game faggot.
>>25984391
"i like gen 5"
I thought luvdisc evolved into Alomomola when I was a kid.
NiggerChinkBullDykeCuntFartShitGargler.
>>25984391
"You're mother should have gone through with that abortion"
or
"You're a failed abortion"
>>25984736
>Thinking it does
>>25984728
Nearly everyone here also likes other monster series.
"If you use any method other than random encounters for shiny, they are fake and hacked."
>>25984391
Gardevoir is male
I like things.
>>25987397
Oh god my worst nightmare!
>>25984391
>"B2W2, Platinum, and Emerald were sub-par"
>>25984391
"You guys are such complete and utter boobs"
"Liking Pokemon is fine but maybe you could have other hobbies ?
You know, like something implying meeting real people in real life ?"
