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Fuck Lex
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>>25974240
>Fuck Lex
L-lewd.
Anyone have a chikorita? I need it for the pokedex so it can be crap if you want.
I can give you a 5IV protean froakie. Naive nature
Repost cause other thread is RIP
>>25974333
I have a chikoritas out the ass, but i'm in the middle of a restaurant battle so some one else'll probably get to you
>>25974240
Lewd
>>25974333
I can breed you one with HA if you want.
>>25974447
It doesn't need to be, I literally only need it for the pokedex
Whatever works for you
>>25974466
Got one ready, add me.
anyone have a hidden ability ralts or any of its evolutions? I need one for breeding purposes.
>>25974593
All set and added. I'm online
>>25974593
Yo, thanks. This'll help a lot
#lex4prez#lexlewdsI'm ok with both
>>25974661
No problem, mind hopping back on for a sec so I can register your friend Safari?
>>25974722
Yeah, no problem
Lex, how goes the Volcanion giveaway? Got them ready to distribute yet?
>>25974866
There is two theeads that have blown up
>>25974913
Quick link please? Glancing here on my phone while GMing. They're taking a minute to roll dice and do battle plans.
>>25974999
Wow, they look plenty busy. I think I'll just want my turn and get one when they get back to /wfg/. I'm multitasking enough already anyway and I'd hate to bug them.
>>25975196
you might want to post in one of the other threads, i don't think they're coming back here for those trades.
>>25973852
>>25974792
For the Volcanion giveaways. One is for a Bold one, the other is for a Modest.
>>25975224
Don't advertise your shit here
>>25975257
It's not advertisement if it started here, genius.
>>25975331
oy? eat a bloody cock you bledger shill
>>25975196
I didn't forget about you, Meredith
I'm gonna give you the Volcanions when I'm not doing the giveaway
Anybody have a Genesect for trade? I got an 4IV Arceus if anybody does
>>25975500
>no argument
>better revert to stupid insults
Is that you, Seymour?
>>25975500
The giveaway is being hosted by the people that basically run this thread.
Why do I keep getting a scrolling message saying "Your favorite Lex has appeared?"
>>25975580
Thanks! Feel free to take me off the que lists until after then. Didn't want to miss out lol. You're the best, Lex!
>>25975606
I thought she was permabanned?
>>25975703
Should I know who that is?
Anyone know a Cloyster spike/rapid spin build? Can't seem to find anything; just getting into battling.
>>25975852
I used to just use a jolly, skill link one.
Did i lose my spot Lex? I saw you traded me but i had to run to the store.
How come I get pure shit from Wonder Trade? All I want is to complete the dex for a shiny charm fuck this shit.
>>25976017
You have to grind through the bs. I usually keep trading until I get something better than what I've got or something I'm missing.
>>25976017
GTS is much more efficient for Dex filling
>>25975891
You did a while ago but I'll send you a Volcanion later when I'm not doing the giveaway
>>25976074
Volcanion was released? Geez. I should stop going to the bottom of the thread when I join it. Or be remedially aware of events.
>>25975703
Permabanned? I didn't hear of that.. did Christmas come early this year?
>>25976074
Thanks again for fixing my ninetales, Just finished EV training this beautiful bastard.
>>25976074
i just got a trade request from you? but i'm in the middle of a restaurant battle so not tryna be rude :)
>>25976173
Sorry. I forgot if I gave you a Volcanion or not
>>25976181
you did, and thanks again btw!
>>25976187
No problem!
>>25976119
I'm glad you're having a good time with your Ninetales!
hey lex. would you be able to gen this for me
Gardevoir @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Telepathy
Level: 50
EVs: 84 Def / 252 SpA / 172 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Moonblast
- Psychic
- Psyshock
- Trick
>>25976217
I can later but not now. Sorry!
Anyone have the following pokemon and want to touch trade with me? I have a bunch of legendaries if you need to fill pout your dex:
>Shaymin
>Regigigas
>Azelf
>Uxie
>Mespirit
Also need Volcanion but I don't expect to find one
6v6 singles? Also how do I get my volcanon
>>25976328
I have Mespirit.
>>25976328
I can touch trade the emotion trio and regigigas and a volcanion if you lemme borrow your zekrom and thundurus to catch landorus and kyurem
>>25976372
that sounds fine
do you have shaymin or nah?
>>25976385
I do, we would just need to switch onto my Y afterwards
>>25976393
Okay, while you're catching Landorus and Kyurem do you mind if I hang onto Shaymin and use the Gracidea on it? You can opt out of this if you want
>>25976415
as long as I have it back afterwards that's fine
RIP Notch-Ear Pichu. I can't transfer you...
>>25976415
Lemme get onto my Y and I'll trade you the shaymin on there, I'lljust put the thundurus through bank
>>25976351
Still up for 6v6 singles? I can battle you.
Also another question. Is it just me or does anybody else has a hard time getting on a ranked battle in BS Singles? It's been three days since I last found an opponent.
>>25976556
I manage to land maybe 3 or 4 battles a day now if I'm lucky. Idk what it is, maybe they're leaving XY league for ORAS?
>>25976576
It's even harder on XY for me, But I'm talking about ORAS. Strange because it's the current game.
>>25976585
Idk what to say. Maybe it's because VGC is going on or because of Fast Clash. Wonder Trade is as full of poop as always though, but got a lot of interesting mons in Dream balls, some 5IV, and a few wild-caught shinies.
>>25976607
Perhaps, I should wait till it's over. In the meantime, up for a 6v6 battle? It's a slow saturday night.
>>25976524
Thanks senpai
Trade me once you've got your Landorus
>>25976617
Not right now, sorry. I'm half asleep and my ego can't take ANOTHER loss.
>>25976627
Oh wel,, another time.
Anyone up for 6v6 singles?
>>25976623
Np, thanks to you as well, been meaning to get those two for ages
Anyone have a Swirlix with Unburden? I dont have much but ask anyway. Im tired of the lies in GTS.
0903 2761 5336 - David
>>25976660
I do, put up a shitmon for it
>>25976675
Thx whats your fc
>>25976685
I'm almost out of friend space, just put something random up for a swirix on the GTS for it
Try to avoid breedjects or early route things, they seem to get sniped easily
>>25976707
I put a female liepard lv 20 on gts for it :3
>>25976733
sent
>>25976707
I got it thanks anon :D
>>25976637
I'm here again
>>25976894
let me add you
>>25976896
I'm alluhcockbar already added and online
>>25976903
Hey i already have you, let me lose against this nip and I'll battle you.
>>25976903
Sent you a battle request
So what's the etiquette for friendlies? OU, or UU? VGC? Nothing mean?
greetings pokeporkers i have been bed ridden for the last two days un able to move so no fucking for me but i return with good news. i am finally completed (with 4 days of being off and injured) the final set of my quest to learn to be a master breeder.
i like to take on challanges here so please if you have alwasy wanted a pokemon ready for battle and needs a good porking give me a challange
also meredith i have your munchlax and tyrouge both females
Permaban seems kinda harsh
i miss her
>>25977037
I don't think she was permabanned
But it's hard to say because she kept breaking the same rules over and over again
>>25976903
Great Battle. I got outsmarted and lucky that those will o wisp didnt hit.
gg
>>25977011
anything goes unless specified. most people prefer if you dont ask for an online battle and bring literally talonflame garchomp smogonwash genie celfable and heateran
>>25977060
Who the fuck is Seymour
Offering a shiny charizard perfectly tuned for mega Y. Or an shiny pichu with all perfect IVs except attack, it has a hasty nature and egg moves Volt tackle, Thunder Punch, and Fake out. Both of my offers have Pokerus. If not obvious, I want to trade for a shiny wooper.
second call for 6v6 singles battle and how do you get volcanon
heres a small list of the current mons i have (i can breed more pretty quickly
Munchlax with pursit whirlwind self destruct
tyrouge with HJK bullet punch, mach punch and rapin spin
Modest analytic staryu's
charmanders with adamant nature outrage flare blitz dragon dance.
bellsprouts with weather ball powerwhip with cholophyl ability.
get me while they're hot
>>25977110
wouldn't mind one of those tyrogue's. what do you want for one?
>>25977110
I want one of them charmies.
>>25977121
something interesting sir or a male nidoran
>>25977122
see above ^^^^^
Can anyone help me? I need help changing my celebi's iv speed to 31. Can anyone help me?
>>25977148
I've got a spare ha nidoran male, just need to pull it out of bank
>>25977110
could I have a Tyrogue?
http://pastebin.com/xEhR4i9S
Like anything in here?
>>25977019
I'm online I swear.
>>25977110
I'm interested in the Tyrogue and the Bellsprouts
Is there anything I can offer you?
Like HA Foongus, HA Venipede, pentaperfect Riolu with HJK/Blaze Kick/Crunch/Bullet Punch?
>>25977110
Bleh, forgot to say. I want the Munchlax, tyrogue, and the Bellsprout pls. Send a trade request whenever you're ready.
forgive me folks just finishing up a battle with my showderp team i made i will get to all the trades in just a moment
>>25977176
your first since your already on my list
>>25977195
your next
>>25977122
then you
>>25977159
then you since you gotta pull the bank robbery or some this inno
>>25977172
i like the togepi ill make it fuck things
>>25977230
Want a female? I'll have to breed one up for you
>>25977237
yes yes i do
hold off on the bellsprout request there seems to be a error in the requests plus im hoping to get females for everyone
>>25977216
Btw Meredith, I'll give you two of the Volcanions
One has HP Grass (holding a Rare Candy) and the other is HP Ice (Holding a RageCandyBar)
>>25977230
Sure. What would you like?
>>25977249
ok gimme a bit
>>25977249
I'd be good with a male Bellsprout
>>25977252
Oh yeah, I still need to get one of those or two if you've got them laying around.
>>25977277
Oh yeah, I'll send you both
the tyrouge is shit it has a penis
>tfw your shitty skills give your female tyrouge has a penis
>>25977288
Tyrogues are always male so I'd be completely shocked if you managed to get one without a penis
>>25977301
sheeeit learn something everything everyday i have to ask if you have a igglybuff or cleffa?
>>25977309
I actually do have Cleffas. Do you need a female or male?
>>25977172
What do you want for the female love ball 5 iv feebas swift swim? Would you like a bulbasaur with 6 iv and egg moves?
>>25977317
i need females for now
i hope your fat little muncher gets you more snorlax's
>>25977288
I've got a modest eevee with wish annd yawn.
>>25977252
>>25977230
It's like it's my birthday or something. Thank youuuuuu!
Also lemme know when you get more Bellsprout please. And funny on naming the Munchlax.
>>25977326
All righty, I'll have to pull them outta bank so I'll need a minute
>>25977318
Well that would be neat but the one on list is Dream Ball, is that ok?I do actually have them in love balls as well if you want
Oh shit, before I forget, can someone help me evolve my Electabuzz?
>>25977351
Oh, I get confused about the balls. The dream ball one. Do you want my fc?
>>25977360
send me a trade request, i'll help you out
>>25977360
You have Electrizer? I have one
>>25977365
sure, is it ok if its a male? I apparently have no female swift swims
>>25977378
I appreciate it
>>25977380
Yeah, I have one already, I just needed to trade her. Thanks for offering
>>25977383
How about the slurpuff? Do you have a female and HA?
>>25977378
Thank you, Ken!
>>25977395
yes
>>25977395
I meant the swirlix.
could i get a volcanion pls
>>25977403
Ok. I'll take it. I'll register your fc and here is fc: 2208 7744 0535. My bulbasaur for your swirlix.
>>25977409
Yes. I think I have you added still, lemme check
>>25977417
Can I get one if you still have some? IVs does not matter.
>>25977426
Yep. Want one with HP Ice or HP Grass?
>>25977403
Thanks for the Swirlix.
>>25977409
Get online and I'll give you a Volcanion
>>25977436
HP Grass. But any is fine
>>25977380
whatcha looking for? I need an electirizer/electabuzz evolved.
>>25977479
Any gen 4 balls is ok.
>>25977451
ok sorry
i had to get something
>>25977451
tysm
>>25977569
No problem. Enjoy the Volcanion!
>>25977326
I have oddly good news and bad news
The first egg I hatched was female, but it's got Hustle. Should I keep going?
>>25977572
Can we take them on battle spot?
>>25977636
You know, I don't know. Why don't you try it?
Just gimme a volcanion you shitters!
>>25977660
Ask nicely
>>25977660
>>25977644
Quit fucking dodging your permaban! Go away Seymore!
>>25977668
Can I have a Volcanion please?
>>25977682
Well I can't give one to you if you don't post your FC
>>25977702
What game is it for?
>>25977718
what
>>25977735
XY or ORAS?
>>25977747
It can be for either
>>25977765
Could I possibly have one if you've got spare?
holy shit why the fuck does tangrowth not want to fuck a flower jesus fuck the bellsprout females are all done ok back to the trading part.
charmander
staryu
bellsprout
tyrouge
munchlax
come get your shit!
>>25977989
i almost forgot about this. I was wanting a tyrogue, was gonna give you a male nidoran for it
>>25978015
ok i added you
>>25978023
thanks.
>>25977989
Hey Bill, I got a female togepi but it's got Hustle. Want me to keep going for Serene Grace?
>>25978076
if its possible however i will take a female togepi for fucking purpose
Does anyone have a member of the Froakie line with protean for trade?
>>25978119
well we got lucky, one hatched just now, adding you
>>25978119
thanks for the tyrogue, pleasure doing business with you
>>25977660
seymour baby
hmu
I found my old copy of Heart Gold, and im gonna rip all the pokes off of it and then rebeat it to utilize it as a way to get access to pokemon in unique balls for breeding.
Anything I should watch out for or make sure I snag?
>>25978481
Nothing comes to mind and you can't get event mons for it so yeah just have fun.
>>25978481
Just change the time on your 3ds a lot to stock up on Apricorn balls, then catch females of everything you can in the ball that is closest to it's color scheme. done and done.
>>25978481
You made me realize I have my heartgold and I have beat it, but I restarted white
Is there any way to get mons from gen IV straight to gen VI, or do you need to go through gen V?
>>25978568
need to go through bw/bw2
>>25975658
>the people that basically run this thread.
>>25977765
Yo Lex can I have a Volcanion please. Any kind thx.
Anyone got a volcanion?
>>25979163
probably not. if only you knew how to read
>>25977989
Ah sorry! I fell asleep before getting the Bellsprout.
>>25978481
Love Ball everything! Especially stuff like Heracross, Magikarp, Arcanine, Gligar, Sableye, Finneon (PLEASE!), Misdreavous, etc.
Good morning everyone! I hope you're having a great one.
>>25979338
I have a pulse, does that count? Otherwise waking up to snow is absolute shit in April.
>>25978568
Yeah you gotta get to nearly the end of the game where you have the transfer lab mate. Its a fucking pain
Oh alas...
I wish i have a HG/SS copy.....i did sell my beloved SS long time ago and now i feel awful....what an idiotic choice....
Do you have any Tauros or Starmie in a exquisite pokeball? I think Tauros is quick enough to compete.
>>25979695
If you're going to breed the Starmie, you'll lose the ball it's in anyway.
>>25979709
Oh well....i didn't expect that
Thanks for the info....on a second thought...Tauros is always male....he shall lose the pokeball too....not a witty move...
Does anyone have a 5 iv male in the human-like egg group with the iv spread 31/?/31/31/31/31?
>>25979709
I may have a good one in one of my boxes. Give me a bit to check.
>>25979733
Might have something along these lines. Let me check my boxes and my breedjects.
I'll be online in like 30mins to an hour.
All I need to complete my Hoeen pokedex is Groudon. It's unlikely, but does anyone want to trade one to me for the data? I'll trade it straight back because I don't give a shit about owning one.
>>25979862
Okay, let me know when you found it, what did you want?
>>25979733
I have a Chimchar with that spread.
mornin any requests?
>>25979903
I'll take it, what did you want?
Looking for a 3 (or better) IV Mudkip with Damp.. anybody have an extra one they don't need? Adamant would be preferable but nature isn't too important.
Can offer in return.. 6IV HA Froakie, 4+ IV Skarmory, 4 IV HA Dratini (w/ egg moves), 6IV Litwick, 4 IV Eevee, 5IV Pichu, Those are just my notable offerings, have a bunch of other stuff if need be.
>>25979910
Dodrio, Scolipede or Mienshao?
Who is better for fast attack?
>>25979910
Save one of the Bellsprout for me?
>>25979916
Ah well, they got it. Anything you want for the flabebe?
>>25979963
Well what do you have?
>>25979916
Anything's fine. Trade or GTS?
>>25979895
I will, got a Lugia to trade?
>>25979963
Long repost incoming. I need to update this list, got a lot of love and dream ball pokemon last night.
http://pastebin.com/9STfncGC
My pokemon are bred to order, so give me like 10 or so minutes per pokemon requested. Not exactly free, but close enough. Pay what you can/have/believe it's worth.
Wants:
You can either send me Love/Dream/Friend/Safari/rare ball pokemon (my likes are in that order). Female only please.
You can send me 5-6 IV pokemon (4IV in case of difficult breeding projects) OR pokemon with interesting/difficult to get egg moves. Female only please. (MM shinies with perfect/workable IV are great too, regardless of gender)
You can send me some of my wants (I think they're on the list): Bold, decent IV Suicune; Modest/Timid Victini; Love/Dream Ball Finneon, Moltres with HA, Birds/Beasts/Regis from the Event release.
Fully trained competitive pokemon (IV+EV training with sets, don't worry about items).
Legit shinies for passerby trade bait. Spare event pokemon for hoarding. (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_local_event_Pok%C3%A9mon_distributions_in_Generation_VI)
Luvdisc with funny names. If you send me this, I'd really appreciate if you hosted a giveaway sometime in the near future. Not mandatory, of course, since I have no way to enforce it, but I encourage it and I'm sure others here would appreciate it.
I have more pokemon than those listed here, and also several more in special balls. List hasnt been fully updated yet. Feel free to ask for anything not listed and I'll let you know if I have it. Sorry for the long read.
>>25979992
Not sure mate, I don't think so, but I'll check.
If not, is there anything else you need?
>>25979985
I'll put up a Zorua on gts if that's okay, message is Dinosaurs.
>>25980009
Maybe a Xerneas or a Yveltal
>>25978130
I have a timid ha froakie
Its from wondertrade and has a japanese nickname, is it cool?
>>25980011
Sure that's fine, sending it now.
Enjoy!
>>25979992
>>25980022
I don't have Lugia, but I'm on my way to catch it now, give me like, 10 minutes
Cheers
>>25980027
Thanks anon
>>25980004
Looked through your list, I'll take the moon ball Mareep for my Flabebe
meredith it says your not online i have your bell sprout
How bad is this team?
Feraligatr
>Adamant
>Sheer Force
>Life orb
>Waterfall
>Crunch
>Ice Punch
>Dragon Dance
Gengar
>Timid
>Levitate
>Haven't decided on a held item
>Clear Smog
>Reflect Type
>Perish Song
>Shadow Ball
Gliscor
>Careful
>Poison Heal
>Toxic Orb
>Acrobatics
>Protect
>Fling
>Roost
>Forretress
>Sassy
>Sturdy
>Leftovers
>Rapid spin
>Stealth Rocks
>Protect
>Volt Switch
Chansey
>Bold
>Natural Cure
>Eviolite
>Wish
>Aromatherapy
>Seismic Toss
>Fire Blast
All of them are penta for their nature
>>25980106
I'll get to it as soon as I get online. Sorry, but it'll be a while.
>>25980004
Cheerio kind trainer
Time ago you said a S.Atk Dugtrio is not an unyielding pokemon, but a gaunt pokemon.
I owe you plenty of favors, but i have one more....dont you have, kind trainer, a Diglett in a superb pokeball?
I can pay you with a 5ivs Porygon with Analytic, give me some time and my dazzling Porygon 2 shall have some offsprings.
Deal?
>>25980183
Do you have anymore of those tyrogues with ideal 5ivs?
>>25980245
sure send me your codes
>>25980262
Would you like a loveball mawile or something else i've got? Also could i get a female if you have it?
>>25980022
>>25979992
Caught it. It really didn't want to go in the ball.
You cool to trade it, then trade it straight back?
my freindcode is 2380-5976-3603
>>25980278
sure also they dont come in female
you have to ditto breed it
>>25980318
yep lemme add you
>>25980333
Ok cool by me, thanks
need another breeding challange comon folks give me something hard to make
>>25980334
Right o'
>>25980361
What do you mean? How can it be challenging to breed something? I'd understand tedious but not challenging.
Give me an example of something you've made before
>>25980334
Do you have ho-oh as well? so I can get the dogs?
>>25980361
HP fire magnemite
>>25980401
You can get the dogs with just Lugia but I can touch trade that to you if you want
>>25980401
>>25980334
Ignore that, you need them on your team apparently
>>25980408
anything else on the magnimite?
what i mean by challange is just something that teaches me how to breed better
>>25980463
Magnet Pull and Modest.
I mean it definitely would, HP breeding is satan alone, on top of the fact that magnemite is genderless
>>25980463
>what i mean by challange is just something that teaches me how to breed better
Alright sounds like a smart way to tackle breeding.
I'll think of something but in the meantime this is good >>25980494
>>25980463
I second HP Fire, Modest, Magnet Pull, Magnet Rise Magnemite
>>25980463
If you achieve that, can you give me an offspring?
what's a neat thing to breed and hatch eggs of and what have you
>>25980598
Moody Impish Glalie with egg moves.
Klutz or Run Away for Buneary?
They're in Love balls, so no HA.
>>25980780
Klutz and switcheroo a flame orb
>>25980812
I'll try that, thanks.
>>25980773
that's an awful suggestion
No team suggestions? I need a sixth mon and don't know what to pick. I feel like dark type would be helpful but I already have 2 double weaknesses in Forretress and Gliscor.
>>25980972
Mandibuzz
Porygon2
Stingulor
Gyarados
>>25980972
Bulky water, preferably milotic or gastrodon
>>25974240
Can someone please help a poor fag out please, I want Stealth rocks on my Seismitoad but don't have ORAS
>>25980988
Forgive my ignorance.
>stingulor =Drapion?
Ice Punch vs Icicle Crash on Weavile?
Which is the better moveto pass down onto Sneasel eggs?Passing down Fake Out, Pursuit, and Ice Shard.
>>25981019
Put your FC in. I will help.
>>25981169
Icicle Crash.
>>25981169
Icicle Crash.
Higher Damage, Flinch change exchange for 90% accuracyIce Punch is a tutor move in ORAS
Could someone help evolve my Kadabra?
>>25981284
Im online right now
>>25981308
Okay thanks, adding you
>>25981179
Thank u
>>25981179
Remove toxic keep everything else
>>25981308
Hey are you the same kyou from the vgc tournament on Duncankneedeeps channel?
>>25981408
Sorry. Im not
>>25981414
Oh ok I was going to say you did well in vgc in England I believe
HA Drilbur? IV´s don´t matter.
>>25977765
Yo Lex have any Volcanion with HP grass like to trade if so
>>25981029
stingulor =stingulor
Anybody have an extra 3+ IV, Damp Mudkip? Adamant preferably but will take any. Got a shit load of 3+ IV HA/Egg move mons I can offer in return.
>>25981489
I can breed you one real quick.
>mausda method a gible, roselia, and swablu, all taking less than a day
>decide to speed things up
>finish national dex, get shiny charm
>some nice guy on /wfg/ gives me a 6iv jap ditto
>4 days later, nothing
Anyone has a Sneasel with Adamant or Jolly nature? I have a 6IV modest Fennekin that I'll never bloody use if you're interested.
Thanks.
>>25981540
THat would be amazing, anything you are looking for?
>>25981586
Yeah I did a 512 Klefki w/ no charm, got the charm and my very first hatch was 4500+ eggs. I've done about 20, maybe 5 or so in the 100's range. My lowest ever is 62 eggs for a Marill. Shit is hard bro.
>>25981980
Anything in interesting balls, otherwise anything's fine.
