I WISH FOR CUSTOMIZATION IN SUN AND MOON
I wish for pokemon following you
Granted. However, only the girl gets it and her character model is locked to being a fat Tumblr bitch as its base look.
>>25969211
Granted. They follow you on Facebook.
>>25969205
CUSTOMIZATION FOR YOUR DEAR POKEMON? SURE THING!
>>25969222
I can honestly believe that happening.
>>25969205
I wish for the first two wishes to be undone
>>25969222
trips confirmed
>>25969229"And by the way, we used every ounce of 'creativity' to make this happen, I'm afraid we had no more to supply fan demand for human customization, a post game, and more than 30 Pokemon."
>>25969205
I WISH THAT VENOMOTH GOT A MEGA WITH COMPOUNDEYES
I wish Dunsparce got a mega
I wish that we get 150+ new Pokemon
>>25969333
>Trips
But why Venomoth?
>>25969333
Granted. It's Bug/Flying and almost all of the +100 went into special defense.
>>25969372
Because I like Venomoth and want more megas like M Beedrill
i wish for an in game dating sim
>>25969205
Done, the games will be easier than 6th gen now.
>>25969205
NO OP, DON'T USE THE HAND TO MAKE A WISH
I wish for 6.5fags to shut up!
>>25969230
They are, unfortunately it means following and customization will never be used again
>>25969349
It does, but it is only available for a single NPC, never the player
>>25969360
Granted, but half of them are nothing but a regular animal, and the other half were made in MS Paint by 10 year olds
>>25969389
Granted. None of the gym leaders or elite 4 are available, every single option is a literally who.
>>25969410
>Granted, but half of them are nothing but a regular animal, and the other half were made in MS Paint by 10 year olds
Great, I loved Gen 3
I wish for a physical fairy variant of earthquake or blizzard, something to hit multiple targets.
Granted. The covers you saw in Corocoro? Those are the actual covers. You can customise your cover!
>>25969218
I wish for seasons, day/night/twilight based encounter lists and Hidden Grottos to come back.
I wish that the gen 7 season of the anime will be a fresh start with a new protagonist.
>>25969360
Granted. 70 new Pokemon and 80 new megas.
I wish for Sun and Moon to reference more outdated internet memes
I wish for a Torkoal mega
I wish for this wish and all future wishes to be inconsequential :^)
>>25969431
Granted. Mystic Burst is the exclusive signature move of Moon's cover legendary. Moon's cover legendary is a mixed wall with 70 base attack.
>>25969491
ANOTHER FAIRY LEGENDARY
>>25969393
>Clefairy
Huh?
>>25969673
Friend Guard
>>25969673
eviolite + friend guard + follow me
>>25969690
>>25969704
Ahh, I see.
I wish Flygon got a mega
I wish that you won't grant this wish
>>25969410
They shut up, after they were proven right
>>25969451
The season or time of day is randomly generated every time you turn on the game
>>25969456
This new protagonist is more focused on exploring absolutely everything he ever finds, making 2/3 of the series filler episodes
>>25969468
they also make a literal mentioning of 4chan
>>25969469
anime exclusive
>>25969479
>>25969751
the entire cosmos falls in on itself due to the paradox
>>25969734
It never gets passed planning stages
>>25969205
But this monkey paw wish already happened with X/Y
>Bah, boys don't care about fashion. We've made, like, 1/4 of the amount of clothing options available for girls for guys, thats good enough.
>>25969205
i wish for S/M to be shit
>>25969769
>This new protagonist is more focused on exploring absolutely everything he ever finds, making 2/3 of the series filler episodes
>they also make a literal mentioning of 4chan
>It never gets passed planning stages
None of these are bad
>>25970160
The third one is what literally happened.
The other two are fucking awful. Are you from Reddit or just baiting?
>>25970074
Granted but everyone buys it anyway.
>>25969205
I wish for Farfetch'd to be viable in VGC.
>>25970185
Filler episodes are not inherently bad, and mentioning outdated 4chan memes would probably be the least terrible way to fill >>25969468 's wish.
>>25970226
Farfetch'd gains access to Follow Me.
Every other Follow Me and Rage Powder user is banned from VGC.
I wish for the ability to rebattle all 8 gym leaders who'll then have updated rosters and multiple much higher leveled pokemon
>>25970295
Granted. The Battle Tower counterpart uses the Gym Leaders instead of it's own unique NPCs because it's less effort that way.
>>25970065
Moot point, most of the faggots here play the female MC anyways
I wish for a Dark-type Gym
>>25969205
>>25970529
Granted, but it's a former, unofficial gym (like the Karate Dojo in Saffron City). It was driven out and replaced by a Fairy-type gym.
I wish for an Elite Four made up of types that have never been in the Elite Four before!
I want the option to play as a qt trap.
>>25970743
Granted.
They're all Normal-type.
>>25970760
You imply that that is not PRECISELY what I wanted.
>>25969428
Pretty sure that was 4 what with the zigzags on everything
I wish for Gen 7 Sinnoh Remakes!
>>25970748
No fuck off
>>25969451
Granted the best pokemon now have a 2% encounter rate at specific times of the day and seasons.
Nintendo also released an update blocking the player from changing the time
>>25970768
>you wanted the,worst E4 ever.
Yeah, they must be really scary with all those Normal-types. What's Normal SE against, again?
>>25970295
Granted you can Oni battle them once a year
>>25970806
your mom xD
>>25970806
>What are dual types
I wish for the option to become a Gym Leader/Elite Four Member!
>>25970834
y tho
>>25970827
So... Flying then. Oh, and Bibarel and Girafarig. Seriously, Normal is the worst type in the game. All the good ones would be better with literally any other type.
>>25970834
Granted, but you aren't allowed to have more than 4 Pokemon, and your levels are capped.
>>25969690
>>25969704
Vivillon has friend guard, is clefairy really better?
It's probably bulkier, but vivillon has sleep powder, rage powder, and an offensive presence
>>25970768
4 sound type elite 4 members based off of the newly introduced sound type
I wish for a regional bird with a dual grass typing for it's evolutions!
>>25970908
... I can't do anything with this one. I mean... It already sucks.
>>25970918
HAH!
I have DEFEATED the Monkey Paw!
>>25970858
follow me+ eviolite always gud
vivillon is focus sash trash
>>25970244
I can't think of anything nearly as terrible.
>>25969250
>Also you can only customize Charizard, Greninga, Mewtwo, and Pikachu
I wish SM will let me play as ADULT trainer.
I wanna go to space again, but this time no railroading.
>>25969410
idkbu but i made some rad pokemon sprite splices in ms paint as a ten year old
>>25969465
I would honestly be okay with this.
>>25970908
Granted, but it's got Sunkern tier stats and it's evolution is locked behind an item trade evolution that is only available post game.
I wish for S&M go full idol with two female cute protagonists.
>>25976448
this adult is a fatty manchild, and you can't rebattle any NPCs because everyone hates him
>>25976473
you can go to space, but it's nothing to find there, it's just a big black abyss
besides, if you don't bring a pokemon with teleport you might get lost
>>25977056
having two female protags, means they made no male protags
some fans are outraged, so to make up for it, the next games have two male protags and no female
this makes the feminists rage, and a campaign to boycott GF starts
This leads to Junichi joining his ancestors in Aokigahara Forest, and the franchise is ended
I wish for a Pokémon based on JOHN CENA
>>25970780
Granted. But it's rushed for a Christmas/Holiday release.
>Every dungeon has been turned into a straight line with the occasional HM puzzle or ledge maze.
>The remake contains characters from Platinum, but they still use the teams and encounters from DP.Hope you like Ponyta.
>They reuse a lot of assets from ORAS to save time. Since DP was made back in the days of grid movement, everything looks Minecraft-y to "preserve the feeling of the original games"
>Gym leaders never have more than 3 Pokemon. The Elite Four only use 4.
>All the postgame content was removed to save time. In place, they just give you a ferry ticket to the Battle Resort in Hoenn. They couldn't even be bothered to take out the Looker amnesia event.
>The music is all just midis with different instruments.
>Saturn is now short, fat, and a tryhard serious guy. Mars is a sperglady and Jupiter is a delicious brown goddess. Charon does nothing but threaten to destroy you every time you beat an admin. Cyrus is unchanged.
Masuda later states in an interview that Giratina was supposed to have postgame where you battle Team Neo-Galactic run by Charon,but they opted out and made Giratina roaming instead.
>>25969205
Granted, but its all overpriced dlc. Want a new hat? 3.99
>>25970918
Its a pidove fusion that is literally pidove just green with a leaf for a beak
>>25979274
They completely change your current favorite to look nothing like it used to, in order to become John Cena
I wish for Pokemon Sun and Moon to be Gen 7 games.
>>25970769
Nah pretty sure it was gen 3.
>>25982103
what if my favourite is Machamp?
I wish for a cool looking powerful, not too OP Mega Bisharp.
>>25982142
then he loses two arms, gains a caps, and loses all attacks that would be impossible for a human to perform
>>25982121
They have a grand total of 25 new pokemon
>>25982179
you actually do find leaks of one
later it turns out they are the so-far best fake leaks in the pokemon franchise
>>25969205
Yes, you may customize your name. Next wish?
>>25978318
>you can go to space, but it's nothing to find there, it's just a big black abyss
>besides, if you don't bring a pokemon with teleport you might get lost
Still better Episode Delta
>>25969431
It already exist, it's called dazzling gleam
>>25970345
I would LOVE that, please anon, get a job at Game Freak
>>25970834
Granted, but the challengers are regular npc's with teams of route 1 & 2 pokemon at level 30 at most
