post 'em
Porigon and Techno Blast maybe, but that is understandable, because it is Genisis his special move.
Clawitzer should learn Hydro Pump! °^°
Zangoos can`t learn cut.
>>25943661
MEGA LAUNCHER SHOULD ADD BONUS TO ALL PULSE, BULLET, BOMB, PUMP, SHOOTING, BLAST MOVES
>water/flying
>doesn't have wings
>can't learn fly
>only learns one flying type move, bounce, through tricky breeding
if they wanted him to be water/flying so bad, why not, i don't know, give him flying moves? All they've done now is remove a weakness to grass and bump weakness to electricity to 4x
>>25943661
Dugtrio shouldn't be able to learn Aerial Ace and Slash, yet here we are.
>>25943770
he doesnt learn bounce through breeding retardits tutor only sillyhead
Garchomp not learning Dragon Dance is bullshit. It's a dragon and obviously capable of dancing since it learns Swords Dance, so what gives?
Also why has heliolisk Dry Skin? It`s design is about being in the sun and feeding on the sunlight, yet it`s hurt by the rays? If it was his HA it would be okey, because maybe that would be an alternate form for other regions, but his HA is Solar Power! The ability, which should be his main one.
>>25943783
had to check, you're right of course. Silly of me.I've never raised a gyarados
Tail Glow for Ampharos.
I don't give a fuck if it's called Firefly Light in the Japanese, it's not like the mons who know it will ever see play or use it. Just give it to mid-tier pokemon who really could use that boost.
My nigga can't learn heal bell for whatever fucking reason.
It's like gamefreak enjoys being retarded.
>It's name is Diglett
>Doesn't learn Dig until level 34.
???
>>25943770
Dragon Ascent event when
Head Smash and Brave Bird for Aerodactyl
Ghastly first move isn't poison gas or later any poison move)
Haunter can't learn Nasty Plot
Almost every ghost type should be able to play Role Play
There are tons of Pokemon that can learn flash but can't learn any other flashing moves.
>>25943661
>an adult
Fly only works on children.
>>25945089
Then how can Steven and Lance fly in Emerald and HGSS
>>25945098
They're not old enough to be forced to use a Yanmega yet.
>>25945098
Everybody knows Lance is a cheater
Sandslash spikes
Chesnaught stealth rocks
Scrafty Pangoro Skuntank(did only in pt) sucker punch or bring it back as a move tutor
Skuntank knock off
>>25943824
Bounce isn't a move it cares for anyway
>>25943661
It's capable, but not smart enough to understand locations.
>>25946605
actually it's a really popular set in UU
Goodra should learn Surf.
>Fire Fang
>>25943821
Desert dwellers are naturally very dry and able to absorb water.
please and thank you
> Defensive stats
> Horrible defensive typing
> No recover
> No Metal Burst
>>25944638
DIG AND LET DIE!
>>25945089
But if it can carry an adult it can clearly carry a child dumbass
>>25947708
>sarcasm
Not him, but jesus christ, anon.
>>25946745
Hire this man.
>>25943821
Your body needs water to live but if you drink too much you can die of it. Same principle like Heliolisk and the sun,
>Scyther doesn't learn acrobatics
>Scizor does
>>25943815
I used to say it was because gamefreak knew how gamebreaking that would be, but it's clear now they don't give a rat's ass about balance so it's inexcusable. And a shame too, mega garchomp might actually be a threat with it.
>>25943770
Back in gen 3, I was always annoyed that seemingly every physical sweeper could learn Aerial Ace, but not Gyarados, the Water/Flying type.
Gallade can't learn Sacred Sword.
Clawitzer can't learn Hydro Pump
Not a move but Rampardos and Rock head
>>25947708
Are you retarded?
Some things you can do to adults but not to children, reading your post is almost as retarded as reading
>But if I can fuck an adult I can clearly fuck a child.
Fucking niggers.
>>25943715
is this post-bait?
Baton pass on Dusknoir. I don't care if it's stupid competitive wise, I want a Dusknoir/Garde gimmick team. HE HAS ARMS!
>>25952234
Dude adults are generally heavier than children. I hope you know this.
>use Mantine for the first time
>can't learn Fly
>>25944406
Manaphy
>>25943661
Sceptile, Typhlosion, and Xerneas should get Earth Power.
>It is a possessed fucking doll and yet doesn't get Play Rough
>Sticks pins in itself to become stronger or some shit yet doesn't get Acupressure
>Wants to fuck the children who disowned it up yet doesn't get neither Nasty Plot or Revenge
>It's force energy or whatever would escape if it were to open its mouth yet doesn't get Stored Power
>For whatever the dicks reason they thought Parting Shot should be exclusive to Pangoro
Nigga is stuck with fucking Ghost, Dark, Poison and Normal as its only Physical moves, and Dark doesn't do shit to help it since both Ghost and Dark have the same SE hits
Such a based design had to go to waste
>>25943737
>180 BP stab hydro pump
fuck nah
Also not in line with the OP.
>>25943821
>Heliolisk can't learn Solarbeam
>>25943737
So...every projectile?
Are you high?
Aerial Ace
>>25953487
>Heliolisk cannot learn Weather Ball
>>25944406
your bro already got a mega. you have no right to complain
>>25943770
Give it Aerial Ace and Brave Bird.
>>25944482
>bronzong, the bronze bell pokemon, can't learn heal bell
I can't believe I never noticed this before
Mew needs Crabhammer
>>25952551
>Not shedding your digestive system and most of your body to grow wings and fly around breeding before you drop dead in a week
>kadabra can't learn dive or water spout
>Typhlosion
>Earth Power
>Power gem
It's the volcano Pokemon. Both earth and Gems are made from their magma.
>Swampert
>Slack off
>Bulk up
This one for real especially with that mega
>>25943661
>Honchkrow can no longer learn air cutter after gen IV
So much for my mixed crit machine for my dark team...
>>25943661
Key word here is "could" but yan mega don't give two shits
>>25943732
Bullshit
>>25954131
try it
>>25953868
>volcano Pokemon
Just like how Slowbro should know Crabhammer since it's the Hermit Crab Pokemon
>>25943781
And Dugtrio can learn Body Slam too
>pokemon can learn earthquake
>can't learn earth power
And vice versa
>>25954415
>celebi and sunflora can learn earth power
>venusaur cannot
>Aurorus
>Doesn't get Power Gem
John Gamefreak strikes again
>>25954468
>Water Pokemon inherently learn Ice attacks
>Fire and Grass Pokemon don't inherently learn Electric and Ground attacks (respectively)
>>25952269
Probably not. /vp/ is just a weirdo magnet.
>>25953808
>kadabra can't use its spoon to eat
>>25946745
Actually you made me remember how genius it is that they let Girafarig learn crunch at levels fifty something.
>>25952234
You're a stupid illiterate piece of shit who deserves a punch in the head.
>>25954697
This board does seem full of shitposting and stupidity.
