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>Please understand
>>25933251
>tongue in cheek
J-joe, are you flirting with me?
>>25933254
Joe-Senpai kawaii desu ne? ^__^
>b-but they Promised!!!
>m-muh "coverage"!!!
>>25933251
>It was just a prank, bro!
>mfw it's actually pretty funny
This would be pretty funny if I wasn't so mad
I think it's fucking hilarious seeing all the sorry bastards on /vp/ whose entire identities and lives revolve around Pokemon get *this* fucking mad that they don't get enough information on a new game in a monthly magazine for children. Just go do something else and let the leaks happen when they happen.
>>25933301
Hilariously, Serebii whose life clearly does revolve around Pokémon, is completely nonchalant about this whole thing.
>>25933308
because he's not retarded and had realistic expectations
>>25933315
Maybe he's crying in his sleep
>>25933315
Yeah, through this and Pokénchi he has been very much "I told you so".
He's been warning people to read what's actually said in magazines/summaries for ages but we all still ignore it and hype ourselves up
>>25933301
>not wanting to know more about a game before buying it.
You are one of those faggot who preorder a game and then whine because it's shit aren't you?
>>25933308
Serebii would never be publicly mad about anything related to Nintendo, except mobile games. He's too much of a fanboy for that.
>>25933258
>>25933324
He said GO is going to be shit
>>25933326
Nobody looks good when you freeze frame them mid word in a stream.
>>25933308
Because he's been at this for the long haul. The dude basically seen all recent framework for each Gen at the point he knows what's going to happen and what always happens.
I know it sounds like major cock sucking, but people really do downplay everything about the dude. I rather hear him speak rather the other noise of moaning fans.
>>25933329
>except mobile games
Learn to read
>>25933323
>autism speaks
Anon said nothing to that effect
>>25933324
>shill*
fixed
>>25933324
I remember him being pretty pissed publically about ORAS being a week later in Europe.
>>25933339
But GO isn't a mobile game
>>25933382
yeah ikr its a PS4 game
>>25933326
>>25933332
Well I mean, could be worse?
>>25933251
This has happened before, last months issue had Volcanion news, then a day later, we got that scan that said next month would start "features" on Sun and Moon. So maybe we'll see something after all? Fuck if I know at this point
>>25933315
>>25933322
basically anyone who had been riding announcements would know what to expect
it makes you wonder though, ORAS was like this too, you'd think people would learn
>>25933419
I'm really glad he lost weight.
Fatties are disgusting
>>25933431
People never learn
>>25933251
>so there actually was a Sun/Moon feature
Yet he spent all of yesterday defending the lack of a feature.
>>25933431
Pretty sure they never promised a feature during ORAS and then had literally nothing.
>>25933645
I was talking about the Pokenchi reveal, similar to Get TV reveal
and prior to that were XY shit for Pokemon Smash
>>25933634
No, he spent all of yesterday telling people this was a feature and that they delivered what they promised.
>>25933664
An awful feature, sadly.
>>25933478
>implying
>>25933634
It's not like there isn't, but no amount of info translated from the pages would satisfy the masses of underaged idiots and faggots from reddit and other places, thinking that they'd get a lot of info in just one shot.
The coverage did began. The skit is the proof. A "Ninja team" was sent to get the hands on the boxart, but due to the rush, they only could share the blurred photo, as well as the little info they had. They DID began the coverage of Sun and Moon with that.
Come May, and as it's been said by some people, after Nintendo's Annual investor's meeting, and preparing for E3, Coro Coro will release more info. Wouldn't get high hopes, just some character tidbits, maybe starter's silhouettes, the movie of Magearna, who knows? Realistic data to be released
E3 is when they're gonna release more info. It's so close, and this same procedure happened with ORAS, i know it was still fucking nothing, but come on. How couldn't anyone realize that?Oh right, because children and reddit can't both read and can't do basic reasoning, or so it seems.
>>25933251
>gamefreak: "april fools!"
>>25933431
I don't remember ORAS CoroCoro having something like last month's tease, only to announce another tease
>>25933679
Because patterns don't mean anything. People are pissed that the "reveal" of the game was the logos and they've advertised literally nothing. Game companies seem to have forgotten that game play is a good thing to advertise. I personally just want to know if it'll be good as a game.
Which leads to the next point...ORAS was barely advertised because they had little to show. Keeping so much secret is giving the impression that Sun and Moon will suffer the same fate.
>>25933810
>ORAS was barely advertised because they had little to show
We had monthly stuff with lots of adverts.
Are you handicapped?
>>25933678
They are, really.
>>25933326
He looks like he's fucked up on cough syrup
>>25933919
no u
this would be funny
if it was last month's issue
literally what was the point, unless gamefreak don't want majority of the content spilled
>>25934555
>Content
Remember ORAS postgame?
>>25933679
>The coverage did began. The skit is the proof.
Exactly, and this only came out today. Meanwhile serebii spent all of yesterday calling blank boxes a feature without knowing about the skit.
>>25933323
It's Pokemon and you shits are gonna buy it no matter what. Even if you don't, you're not the target audience, Children are. They pay the bills, we manchildren just line the pockets.
>>25933678
Fuck off fatty.
>>25933251
Who gives a sot about this Joe tags staying the obvious. The underage of this board that subscribed to internet celebs needs to go
>>25934742
Couldn't agree more. All those apologists saying what we had yesterday was more than enough to qualify as coverage despite this page not being leaked yet.
>>25933810
>I want to know if the game will be good before I buy
You'll have plenty opportunities for that. Relax
>>25935034
>apologists
This isn't the rape of Nanking. This is autists like your self getting your hope super high and bitching and moaning the past month every fucking day because you're not getting your way then sperging out yesterday blowing your load before you knew anything. Maybe you need to apologize
>>25933326
He also has a massively dorky voice. Think of the worst English accent you can, that's what he sounds like.
>>25935077
>getting triggered by apologist
>all these buzzwords crammed into one post
wew
>>25935104
>worst English accent
He's not from Liverpool though.
>>25935104
He's very tea and crumpets
>>25935392
no u
>>25933251
>even corocoro has to try and covertly gather SM info
Truly there's no hope for us is there?
>>25937101
It's a joke.
