I bring leaks
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Hey /vp/, I've been using 4chan for a few months now, I mainly browse /b/ and /v/, but when I looked at this board I saw that you guys really are getting desperate for leaks of the new Pokémon games. I'm here to hook you up. You probably won't believe me without proof, but I work at Bellavue in PR. I can't provide any identity or exact location just so I can keep plausible deniability, but I'll use this name to let you know it's me and not some faker. It's about half past midnight here, I'm at a friend's house right now from my phone but I'll be back at my place in about 45 minutes, I have some pics of new Pokemon and promo material on my PC. If you can wait till then, I can transfer them to my phone then post from mobile data (works like a proxy). If you can wait till then, I can promise you you won't be dissapointed. I'll start another thread if this one dies.
K show us the goods:)
>>25929811
checked
I'll bite
>>25929811
>those dubs
You'd better not be fucking with me OP
>>25929811
>/b/ and /v/
Haha oh wow
Assuming you're legit:
Don't post leaks here and risk your job. It's not worth it. But can you tell us when the material you have is meant to be officially released?
EVERYBODY FREAK OUT AND RAGE CUZ WE ALL KNOW WE CANT WAIT 45 MINUTES!!!!! AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!
>>25929841
I honestly really don't care about this job, it fucking sucks man. Never join something because you like what they make unless you're directly involved in making it. I applied here thinking it'd be a childhood goddamn dream, but it's really just an absolute shitshow, terrible treatment. I mean it's money, so I'd prefer to keep it than lose it, but at this point I'm just in fuck it mode. As for the actual material, I remember seeing art for the first fire, water, and grass Pokemon as well as the two on the boxes. There should be some other art of characters and locations in there but I don't remember exactly what, I'm supposed to tweet out a hint a few weeks from now and then reveal them a few days after that, but you guys deserve to see them
Gonna drive home now, see you soon fellows
How do you take a screenshot with an iPhone?
>>25929887
hold lock button and home button
>>25929887
Come on mate, seriously? Hold down the power button and the home button at the same time.
>>25929887
You should make an ID
This is so fake it hurts
>>25929887
Send us leaks and well tell you .. hold the home button and the power button, at least thats how it is on iphone 4s .. also dubs
>>25929838
That;'s how you know OP is serious business and not some 15 year old.
This is a pretty good way to hold everyone's attention. Start the thread off by saying if you stick around the leaks will come eventually.
You're a faggot, OP.
>>25929943
You mean quads
Check em
>>25929972
You mean these quads, Now Check Em!
>>25929991
QUADS!!!!!
Hey again guys, I really appreciate you waiting for me to deliver. Anyway, here's the first leak. These are the three starter Pokemon. You get them in the first town, Icyfreeze City. By the way, the region is called Darkcold and it's based on Antarctica. You fight Team Zero, who want to cover the whole world in ice.
>>25930006
JUST
>>25930006
Brilliant
>>25930006
fuck you
>>25929811
Work at Bellavue? What is Bellavue?
11/10, this is how you ruse
>>25929811
Use a tripcode
>>25929991
>>25930001
rekt.
>>25930006
me on the left
>>25930006
Clearly fake, op said these would be up in 45 minutes, its only been 25 minutes, his blatant lying could only mean that we cannot trust the veracity of his comments or "leaks". Check and Mate, have a good day sir, this thread and your ruse is officially over.
>>25930064
You know people can enter anything they want into the name field, right?
Does your autism burden your poor mother much?
Gettin gas right now, but I just went through the messages from my supervisor. He said the pictures are of Bursturn (fire) Finnel (water) springtail (grass) Marteon (fighting) Spectreon (ghost), mega haxorus, mega Mr. Mime, two "unknown legends", and some trainer art. Coming back soon
>>25929811
KRAKATOA
Sorry guys, just made a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood and got held up at gunpoint. My phone is gone and I can't post here anymore.
>>25930125
shit, dude, me too
Sorry guys, I'm not sure I've got time to post leaks.
A couple of fags came into my neigborhood, and now I'm holding them at gunpoint
>>25930131
Lot of dittoes online tonight.
Krakatoa, I heard about what happened to your phone. Do you have any idea what kind of breach of security this is? You're fired, effective immediately. Don't even think about coming into work tomorrow.
>>25930140
Wow OP it's a good thing you're posting from your laptop while you're about to go into a gunfight.
Sorry guys, some fag is holding these other two fags at gunpoint outside my house and I gotta call the cops. Leaks will be late.
>>25930165
That wasn't me.
Alright guys, I'm home, saving all the pics to my phone now
Get ready
Sorry guys, looks like leaks are going to be late. I forgot to mention that I'm also a police officer. I just got a call about a couple of fags being held at gunpoint, and I gotta go check it out.
>>25929811
It's been 45 minutes, why haven't I posted the leaks.
Spectreongotta download these individually, might take a while
>All these Apple whores ITT
Get fuuukt
>>25930260
http://fer-gon.deviantart.com/art/eeveelution-fakemon-470533657
>>25930260
http://fer-gon.deviantart.com/art/eeveelution-fakemon-470533657
I'm gonna have to do better than that if I want to fool anyone!
Did I get any of you?
>>25930260
>it's on deviantart
not even trying bro
>>25930260
But you're not the real OP, r-right?
HAPPENING
Postan now guys
I should really get around to posting those leaks, huh?
>>25930300
don't click it will be that sheldon meme
>/vp/ doesn't remember waiting for OP to deliver a leaked BW ROM for hours only to get a link to Cory in the House
Kids these days
Sorry I'm late guys, had to arrest a fag for holding these other fags at gunpoint, will be posting in a bit.
>>25930322
Yeah that was pretty good.
>all these fakes
GIAN GET OUT
Finnel
>>25930325
Officer what the fuck are you doing on vp while on duty
Get a desk job officer faggot
>>25930346
you cant talk to him like that
and take off those shoes
>>25930345
We've fucking been there.
>>25930346
S-sorry sir!
>>25930354
you first (´‿`)
>>25930346
>>25930354
>>25930386
>>25930401
Fun's over, autists ruined everything, like usual.
>>25930325
>>25930346
>>25930354
What do you fag's think you're doing. Get back to work!
>>25930386
It's okay, officer, just take off your pants when you get back to the station.
Are you by any chance a foreigner?
The fuck is going on ITT?
OP here,
I'll have what I've got up in a bit. My homsexual butt boy for the night just showed up so hang on for second while I fuck his asshole.
>>25930415
>implying that seeing fake leaks that are months old is more fun than this
>>25930465
he wasn't talking about me, past me
>>25930450
it's ok bb you can put your laptop on my back when we're doing doggy
>>25930465
>>25930481
Here is one of the pictures I took at work. Sorry it's blurry--I had to be very quickly moving.
It is supposedly a new alternative evolutionary for Quagsire.
>>25930534
>Quagsire
HAHAHHAHAhAHHAHAHAH
Wait, are they doing fusions?
Jesus fucking Christ this thread went to shit fast.
Sorry I'm late fags but there was heavy traffic. Now stop being retards and I'll dump what I've got.
Grass starter, evolves into a grass flying upon evolution.
>>25930602
Cool picture of Grass Starter
>>25930602
My god this is fucking ridiculous. Don't believe the fakers that think they're cool and ironic, when I get to my place (sorry traffic :/) you'll know
>>25930675
make a new thread with a trip if you want anyone to believe you
and take off those shoes
>>25930675
Sorry guys, I have to go, I think my Tamagotchi is about to die.
>op didn't use a tripcode
>>25929811
So nobody noticed that OP claimed to work in Bellevue, but posted that it was "half past midnight" when it was actually 5:30 p.m. in Washington State?
>>25932091
And he spelled Bellevue wrong.
source: I'm a Washingtonfag
>>25932091
>>25932121
The misspelling of Bellevue was literally the first thing that drew my eye to the post. It all went down hill from there.
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XOXO
another Washingtonfag
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