ITT: legendaries whose existence serves no purpose.
>>25925445
All of them
It serves my dick just fine. That's it's purpose.
>>25925445
>implying
>>25925445
Mewtwo. Where's its purpose?
>>25925445
>legendary
every mythical
>go to pokemon center
>lady just hands you a "super rare legendary"
>maybe you can go off somewhere and get a 5 second infodump
>throw it in box
>never use it
>>25925445
But that's a Mythical!
>>25925482
Its purpose was to be a reincarnation of Mew. That's why it was created. Shoulda been aborted Tbh.
Zygarde
>>25925453
Is there a word for someone who doesn't believe that Arceus is the supreme creator? Like anarceust?
>>25925527
>no event items
>no events
>just mystery gifts forever
>>25925552
Has there ever been a Pokemon this cucked?
>>25925622
Suicune, Entei, Raikou. They're seen as important because Ho-oh felt sorry for them dying such a pansy death.
everysingle one of the outside of the weather trio, dialga, palkia and arcseus
maybe yveltal and xerneas
>>25925445
Manaphy; it hatches from a special egg?
Birbs; they are elemental i guess?
Ho-Oh; it roosted on a tower? K
Lugia; same, but is now related to diving for some reason
Beasts; they were just given more fire/electric/water power and became legendary i think?
Phione; it hatches from egg by Manaphy? Lati@s; they are twins! And are eon pokemon! So cool
Regis; they are made of their type, but they don't have power over it or something
Heatran; it just came from magma? Darkrai; just puts people to sleep for some reason
Cresselia; just counteracts Darkrai, who in turn does shit for some reason
Shaymin; it's grateful? And can fly or something
Meloetta; it can dance!
Genesect; it's just a robot
Giratina; its power is being banished
Keldeo; it exists just to join the others at some other point?
Volcanion; it shoots steam i guess Hoopa; it can teleport?
Diancie: just a pretty rock
>>25925687
>Ho-Oh; it roosted on a tower? K
It resurrected the legendary dogs tho
>Lugia; same, but is now related to diving for some reason
Its the master of the elemental birds
>>25925687
Shaymin, Meloetta, the Regis, Hoopa and Giratina all serve significant purposes, though. Lugia has dominion over the bird trio, which is more or less significant.
>>25925687
will agree with most but on giratina and vlcanion defense
giratina is the shadow of the creator or something like that, so technically the devil
and isnt it say that volcanion created a island?
at least they are useful, i guess
What do we define as a purpose?
Because in my eyes, only the box legendaries have a "purpose", the rest are either bonuses, fillers, or literal nothings only made to promote a movie and later be unceremoniously handed to you in a pokemon center.
>>25925768
A purpose meaning a significant contribution to the Pokémon world.
>>25925558
that be someone in a different religion, or an atheist.
Anarceust is legit retarded
>>25925808
>atheists in Pokémon
Burn them at the stake.
>>25925641
Suicune at least got his own game. all Zygarde got was some ugly alt forms and the privilege of being crammed inside some loli's purse in the anime
All of them except Mew/Mewtwo and Sinnoh/Unova's box legends.
>>25925445
Being cute isn't a purpose?
> Litteraly the embodiment of music and dance
> No purpose
Please tell me your actually serious with who you just picked.
>>25926239Its great flap material as well
>>25925482
underrated post
>>25925527
>Genesect is practically begging for an event featuring N and Ghetsis
>There's literally a Plasma scientist dedicated to realizing Pokemon strength
>All it ever gets is some info dump on a backwater island
>>25925445
meloetta is for fug purpose. Scientists of 4chan discovered, meloetta has puss puss
>>25927055
>Fug Meloetta
>Everything from her arm movement to heartbeat stimulates the D
>Cum explodes out of her pussy because there's nowhere to go in her tiny body
>>25925482
Basically Pokemon's JC Denton with existentialist crises.I just noticed the pun, well played.
>>25927083
> Meloetta is happy now
>>25925729
>>25925736
Isn't the "Lugia related to the Elemental Birds" thing just anime though?
>>25927249
I might be wrong but I think it was actually Ho-oh that was in charge of the birds.
Retcon everything with under 660 BST to be regular Pokemon. Who's with me?
>>25925445
Meloetta is the guardian that regulate the 3 Genie and their totemic form initially.
His/Her melody was used to calm them down and put them into their normal form.
But for some reason they can change form with a mirror now.
>>25925445
All these.
>>25927460
Deoxys, Arceus, and Genesect are supposed to be the Mewtwo for the kids who played those gens first. I'd say they served their purpose well. Not everything is meant to appease the manchildren who buy every game regardless.
>>25927460
>creator of the universe
>useless
>keldeo
>legendary
Now you're just trolling, anon-kun~
What's Magearna's purpose?
>>25927522
Sexbot
>>25927508
>mfw keldeo is actually a legend
TIL.
I thought it was just another regular ponyta clone.
>>25927534
>>25927460
>Zygarde
>Kyurem
What did you smoke anon?
>>25925558
I hate you
>>25925999
Why not kyogre groudon and rayquaza?
>>25927460
> The Lake Trio
> Gave us the power to understand, feel, do
> Purposeless
Please consider suicide
>>25925445
>implying it didn't, from a certain pov, create the Boogie
>>25927502
So Mewtwo clones? Useless then.
>>25927620
It's just a blue mew with different hats. Might as well make the rest of the shitty legendaries serve that purpose and it wouldn't change much.
>>25927620
>gave us the power to use three more generic psychic types with generic abilities
>purposeful
Please consider suicide.
>>25927796
It's a "legendaries that serve no purpose" thread, not a "pokemon with shitty designs" thread.
>>25927502
>Deoxys, Arceus, and Genesect are supposed to be the Mewtwo for the kids who played those gens first.
I feel bad for those kids. Their equivalent of Mewtwo was event only. ( except Deoxys in the remake )
>>25927460
>Don't put the legendary birds in the list
>Put Arceus in the list
>>25927822
>It's a "legendaries that serve no purpose" thread
And they serve no purpose. Make any excuse you want about them but they have no solid basis to exist.
>>25927807
This thread isn't about a legendary's competitive viability dipshit.
I'm just saying I would let Meleotta suck me.
>>25927055
But you need to do it gently so you can use meloetta more than once
>>25927914
They made emotions you tardboi
>>25925445
>implying its purpose is not idol pandering
The only legendary without a purpose is Phione.
>>25927299
I'm pretty sure Ho-oh is in charge of the beasts, because didn't Ho-oh make the beasts when the tower burned down?
On a related note, the system for distributing event pokemon I still find to be the dumbest most pointlessly contrived shit possible. Just fucking make them catchable in the game so that I can fucking nickname them. I hate having a team full of nicknamed pokemon and then one dumb ass event pokemon named VICTINI because I missed a single-day wifi event thirty years ago.
>>25925445
It exists to be fucked
>>25925687
>Giratina
10 year old spotted.
I bet gen 6 was your first gen.
>>25925445
Hey guys remember when Legendaries were a big deal and not all little chibi-people.
>oh uhh btw this little shit is legendary and has 600 stats all around and it learns a move that's basically another existing move but with a different name and animation.
