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Serebii just posted on Twitter:
"Huge scoop next month for Sun and Moon"
AHAHAHAHHAAHHA FUCK YOU FAGGOTS WHO THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING ANYTHING, GET FUCKED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So this month's promised news is that there will be big news next month.
What the fuck are they doing.
oh for fuck's sake
>>25921823
Should have known.
JUST KILL ME ALREADY
BABAAAAAN
>>25921847
Not even the first time.
>>25921823
that's stupid.
>>25921847
They said there would be a page about SM, not that they were gonna reveal anything.
You were just overhyping it.
If they don't deliver next month though
What is next, they will announce the game will be delayed until Summer 2017?
We Mighty No.9 now.
>>25921823
LMAO
>>25921823
Wow, that's far worse that ORAS first gameplay, what a cocktease
>>25921823
announcing the announcement... of an announcement.
At least this rules out Zygarde, seemingly
>>25921823
Not enough blur
I CANT DO IT ANT LONGER, SOMEONE END ME
you know what fuck it at this point. Might as well not even look at this shit for months
at least then there will be actual news
>>25921932
>at least this rules out Zygarde
In what way?
>>25921823
>Empty cover photos
Its literally fucking nothing. you know what to do /vp/
>The first images from CoroCoro have leaked and have revealed that next month's issue of CoroCoro will provide a huge scoop on Pokémon Sun & Moon.
>>25921946
ANYY*
![Junichi-Masuda-Game-Freak_EDIIMA20151112_0170_4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G3nm7j8.jpg "Junichi-Masuda-Game-Freak EDIIMA20151112 0170 4[1]")
Herro, /vi pee/!
Purease, understand.
>>25921823
If Joe doesn't explicity say that the CoroCoro scans mention something about a "huge scoop next month", then le_groudon_faec.jpg. I thought people understood this.
>>25921932
Zygarde has never even been a possibility.
>>25921823
Oh come on guys, they started working on the games last Wednesday, at least give them some time.
CALLED IT.
But what's on the Right page? Maybe more info there!
End me now please. Or them, I don't care anymore.
>>25921823
>Tfw anons didn't made it died while waiting for THIS.
>>25921823
/VP/ BTFO
Reminder that this is exactly what we were Promised.
>>25921823
I knew it wouldn't be anything but now the prospect of four more weeks waiting
>>25921896
They said it would be the start of a series of features.
A tease for news in a month is not a feature.
> It has text saying that you can't see the Pokémon in the box art yet.
No where does it say this is all there is. Still hope for starters or trainer art
We used meme magic to make it this way.
Someone make the trick and check for the legendaries silhouettes
also
>yfw serebii posting fake leaks just to troll you guys
>>25921896
>They said there would be a page about SM, not that they were gonna reveal anything.
The "why would there be a Frontier in an RS remake?" defense force is here, everyone
The only thing that pisses me off is that we've had to wait so long for any type of info regarding the game. By the next CoroCoro it would've been 3 months. It took 3 months for us to get any info. I didn't expect anything from that Pokenchi episode, but I'm a little peeved that we've had to wait this long, and we're still waiting...
bet you the game will be delayed to 2017
For all it's worth, my disappointment is offset a bit from the sheer butthurt and collective tears of /vp/ and 2ch. Thanks, you guys.
>"Coverage will start next month!"
>1 month later
>"Lol just kidding guys it'll start NEXT month!"
What the fuck Corocoro
>>25922003
>A tease for news in a month is not a feature.
Is it about Sun and moon? Then it's a feature regardless of how shitty it is.
>next issue just shows off Magearna
>>25921823
>Game Freak stalls for even more time to put together something worth presenting
At this point Sun and Moon will either be terrible, or unbelievably amazing.
>WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING all over the board
>leaks are actually fucking nothing
What did you chucklefucks expect? Meme magic works in unexpected ways.
im mad but at the same time i cant stop laughing
>>25922056
Thats when we drop a 3rd bomb
>>25922051
>>25922056
>in June the first big batch of Sun and Moon announcements will be on E3!
>>25921823
MHMMMMM
>>25922051
They didnt say coverage will start this month. They said they will feature Sun and Moon this month. there you go: theres the logos. Its been featured.
Whats on the Right pageee fuckkkk
HOLY SHIT, SUN LION LEGENDARY CONFIRMED.
>>25922065
I am too. Seeing Joe's twitter explode is fucking hilarious. I expected something small, not this, but man is this backlash amazing.
Ha ha.
Can't believe you guys expected something this month. E-everybody knows Corocoro is usually s-slow on these things. At least I knew that n-nothing would happen. Haha.
>>25922068
Is there a summary of each month for what we got?
Even the nips are mad. They are questioning the quality of the magazine and trying to understand why there is no fucking info.
What happened to this?
>The next image from CoroCoro has leaked showcasing the limit of what is in CoroCoro for Sun & Moon. In this small bit of information, it promises that from next month, special features on Sun & Moon will begin in the magazine. This will begin next issue, which is released on April 15th 2016. We'll bring more as it comes.
>>25922087
It's getting really quite bizarre, if this is all there is.
Why even announce it when they did if they're not going to reveal anything but the names and some poorly shown concept art to us? Are they banking on people's interest being piqued by providing us with absolutely nothing?
>>25922035
I hope so. It's feeling like they're trying to rush it out in mid-December to meet the 20th anniversary at this rate.
>>25922087
I need to see this, but I have no clue how to navigate 2ch
ITS FUCKING NOTHINNNNNGGGGG
>>25922110
http://tamae.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/poke/1459865385
Go the bottom, clicking 新着レスの表示 shows new comments
What a glorious cucking
>>25922010
If there was anythng like that it would have come with this
>>25922095
>The next image from CoroCoro has leaked
>promises that from next month, special features on Sun & Moon will begin in the magazine.
>which is released on April 15th 2016
>It'sFuckingNothing.WebM
>>25921896
>hey guys next month we're going to feature a page about pokemon sun and moon
>next month
>HEY GUYS THE PAGE IT ABOUT HOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A PAGE ABOUT SUN AND MOON NEXT MONTH
>go to serebii
>open the image
>copy image address
>address is from 4chan
JOE YOU KEK.
This is not how you hype. This is how you make your fans angry.
>promised Sun & Moon "features" this month.
Well if by features they meant the borders of the boxart then holy shit, this is the best fucking FEATURE ever.
>>25922135
Post yfw next month's "big scoop" is news that there will be news eventually.
>>25922141
Joe, that means it's fake by your own words.
>>25921823
>It's actually fucking nothing
He did it, the absolute madman.
This is literally ORAS leak season 2.0
I bet the game will be equally horrible as well
If next month's rag is JUST the box art, I quit.
I don't know what I'm quitting, but I quit.
>>25922148
you know, i was really not hoping to think this, but since they seemed to promise showing us something, and came out with an incomplete boxart, it almost seems like they don't actually have anything to show...
>month one
>big news for the 20th anniversary
>NEW GAMES!! SUN AND MOON!!
Ok cool, i can dig this
>weeks later
>first footage to be shown in tv spot!
>there will be at least 10 new pokemon, that is all
ok that was kind of a dick move but i'll look past it.
>month two
>NEW SUN AND MOON FEATURE IN NEXT COROCORO!!!
awww yeah, here we go
>THESE GAMES EXIST, MORE NEXT MONTH!!
>>25922152
you know what, i bet next months "scoop" will just be the actual fucking box art with the legendaries, not even types or names, that'll be for the NEXT month.
But whats on the right page???? Fuck there could be some info!
So basically last month CoroCoro decided to announce that that next month they were going to announce an announcement for the month
You can't make this shit up
Christ, I fucking hate Japan and their technicalities
>This show will show the first footage on TV!
>Lol, this full trailer was never played on TV ;)
>Next month will feature Sun/Moon!
>Lol, here's your page, buy our next magazine for more minor shit ;)
If any other country did this they'd get so much shit for it it's not funny
I told you people they're padding it out until E3 but you wouldn't listen.
That said it looks like we're getting the cover legendaries next month at very least.
>>25922176
Part of me likes how we won't get flooded with info and then barely anything is kept for the release like with XY
But man at least give is the starters, I can't take another months of leaks and fakes
>>25922170
Next months will just be the box art but blurred on the pokemon and just showing the text.
>>25921823
yea we're bombing the japs again
>>25922181
no, next month will be confirmation that magearna will star in a movie and is part steel type, with silhouettes of starters.
>>25922198
Kek
>>25921823
March Corocoro
>"first details of Sun and Moon next month!"
April Corocoro
>"HUGE SCOOP NEXT MONTH!"
What
Did
I
Just
Witness
JUST
>>25921971
Sure it has
The year of pokémon without any pokémon info.
WAY TO GO NINTENDO
>>25922220
You went back a month
RIGHT FUCKING PAGE WHEN?!
>>25922220
Nothing.
>>25921823
.....this is nothing.
I know everyone's been posting about "wow it's fucking nothing" for weeks, but this is LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING.
Without the legendaries the box art shows us NOTHING NEW.
"We'll be sharing more info next month!"
WE ALREADY KNOW THAT
COCORO IS WHERE YOU PUT NEW POKEMON INFORMATION
This is genuinely scaring me, it's looking more and more like they just wanted to rush this game out before the end of this year just to have it for pokemons 20th year anniversary.
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>>25922148
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I TOLD YALL NIGGAS NOT TO GET YOU HOPES. BURN IN DESPAIR NIGGAS!!! GG GAME FREAK!
Is this the greatest ruse to ever come from gamefreak in all of pokemon's history?
>Reveal Ash Greninja and the Zygardes
>It's happening
>Corocoro after corocoro, it's fucking nothing
>No news for months
>Pokemon Direct, shows literally nothing
>More corocoro waiting
>Nothing
>Pokenchi
>Nothing
>This month's corocoro, the one that was supposed to have something.
>Nothing
Don't mind me, just shopping.
>>25922209
CoroCoro doesn't do silouetthes apart from the cover page to bait people into buying their shitty zin. They'll either reveal them or not.
Starter confirmed
WOW ITS FUUUUUUUCKING NOTHING AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25922237
>cocoro
corocoro doesnt have a cocoro
>>25922119
Masuda
bald raccoon Pokemon
Tajiri
creator Pokemon
Morimoto
Oedipus complex Pokemon
>>25922228
it's better this way, you nigga's rage while the rest of us kick back and wait for the release while enjoying the assdevastation it brings
I hope they don't do demos either
>>25922244
Muh nipshekels.
This is getting absolutely ridiculous. I can't possibly comprehend why they would do this. They said that SM information begins this month and it's absolutely fucking nothing. This isn't hypebuilding anymore. Something is not right with the developement.
Well. More time on /vp/ for me. I'll stop following all Pokémon related sites after the first real info comes out in order to avoid spoilers. The only thing I'll check is if the games are total rubbish or not. That's going to be hard if I want to have an unspoiled experience, but I'm really worried now.
I never thought I would feel the need to use one of my ancient folder and now taboo reaction images.
But I have no way to describes this than
>Meanwhile at Gamefreak
>>25922176
Pretty sure he was joking around when he said there would be 10 new mons
I don't even know, man. On one hand I love their balls to troll our shit sideways, but on the other hand they have beein going on for months with this stupid blueballing scheme
Oh well at least I can use my dank reaction pics
>>25922237
>they just wanted to rush this game out before the end of this year just to have it for pokemons 20th year anniversary
Sounds familiar.
>blaming gamefreak
Its corocoro. not gamefreak
>>25922284
Obviously if this issue has nothing of substance, it's Game Freak whose holding them back from revealing any sort of info.
>>25922205
It looks like we're fighting for our leaks. WWIII when?
>they show absolutely nothing until release date
>no one remembers that the games exist or gives a shit
>Japan
>in charge of hyping anything
>>25922271
i was too. until now.
10 new megas, since GF loves to call megas new pokemon. thats it.
>>25922264
>I can't possibly comprehend why they would do this
Nintendo needs something to show at E3 other than "sorry we're delaying Zelda U again"
https://twitter.com/pokejungle/status/719826680697597952
>>25922299
There's overhyping/showing too much, then there's this hot trash.
I wonder if the new Nintendo head is making them hold off for E3?
>>25922165
>Remake Leaks
>New gen Leaks
Choose one
>>25921823
What was even the point?
>>25922303
I honestly doubt Nintendo is going to have a shortage of news for E3 this year with the NX reveal and whatnot. But yeah, it looks like we're repeating the ORAS scenario here, almost month to month.
>>25922303
>Nintendo needs something to show at E3 other than "sorry we're delaying Zelda U again"
except they still could show the game at E3, even if they just gave us a few pokemon and maybe the box legendaries, they could save actual game play footage for E3
>>25922305
Fucking lol
Let's figure out what the legendaries are, we can see "something" in the Sun box.
>>25922269
probably the most appropriate use of troll face I've seen and I fucking hate seeing it
We won't get news fron corocoro anymore.
TPC will drop worldwide news first early next month.
Why do you kids belive that game freak not blowing their load early means there's nothing done? The game is almost a year away, it'd be retarded to show everything this early.
>>25922298
Damn you guys really act like kids
>>25922331
it's just the P from pokemon
>>25922337
>6 months
>a year
I think you got the math wrong
>>25922331
half of that is the Pokemon logo text
>>25922331
Most of that is the Sun logo, but you can definitely see something.
Gonna be honest guys, it COULD be Zygarde Perfect Forme. It looks humanoid(from what we can see)
>>25922337
A year? Only 8 months.
>>25922331
Looks like the leg of a Sun Coyote.
>>25922337
it's been 2 months, you'd expect to be shown something
>>25922316
I choose both because ORAS leak season was eerily similar to this one. A whole bunch of nothing except for the games names and cover legendaries until E3.
>>25922141
What the fuck are you talking about?
Guys, this is the first pic
There's at least one more
and maybe two
Stay vigilant
>>25922331
What's on the other page?
>>25922349
>almost
I take it you don't read the whole post before replying.
>>25922337
Do you not know what hype means?
This. This is not how you hype. This is making people worry and angry. At least with Zelda and Kingdom Hearts 3 they've shown progress. This is just sad. They need to show something right the fuck now other than the stupidass logos for the 100th time.
>>25922337
>We have info for you!
they actually provide info that the games exist and have names
>we will give you more info on pokench!
Itsfuckingnothing.jpg
>we will give more info in corocoro
>the new info is that we will give you more info later, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>25922361
inb4 pokenchi or whatever the fuck it is on the next page
>>25922303
They can feed us some bits and save the big stuff for E3. The thing is that they're not giving anything at all. Blurred out boxart is nothing.
XY hype season was bad because they showed everything and I understand why they would be more discreet now but this is taking it too far. It really makes me wonder if they're rushing it for the anniversary year and simply don't have anything real to show yet.
>>25922358
99% sure it will be movie news
>>25922148
>This is how you make your fans angry.
Who is the "you" in that sentence? Nintendo/GF have not promised any info yet.
>>25922337
While I actually want as little news as possible since XY biggest sinw as to reveal alsmot fucking everything, and ORAS revealed 100% of the new stuff before release
I at least want to see the new starters, for fucks sake I'm sick of fakes and bullshit leaks
>>25922281
Scary.
At this rate, next month's "big scoop" will be silhouettes of the fucking boxart
>>25922385
OH NO.
>>25922367
>pokenchi newsfag
Oh boy, you watched that poke tuber faggot's stream too didn't you? They said that there would be footage that had never been seen on tv, not specifically gameplay just something related. The first trailer never aired on tv if you hadn't known.
>>25922374
It's not about promises. It's about showing your product. The only thing we know about Sun and Moon is about the stupid clockwork fairy shit. And that was half a year ago.
Well technically we do have some kind of new information: the Sun-box art is orange, and the moon box-art is some sort of violet-ish.... It's something guys
>>25922385
"Box art will be revealed next month at E3!!!"
>>25921823
THIS IS
THE MOST FUCKING HORRIBLE RUSE GAME FREAK EVER DID
TO THINK I WAS THE ANON WHO POSTED A POSITIVE THREAD NOT MANY HOURS AGO
I FEEL SO BETRAYED
TRUST ME, THEY HAVEN'T CODED ANYTHING YET AND S/M WILL BE EVEN MORE RUSHED AND SHITTY THAN ORASI'm not even sure whether I'm honest with this post, shitposting or whatever, I'm just mad
>>25922331
The only interesting thing I see is that Moon's cover will be violet not blue like the logo would suggest.
The Sun's part of the cover reminds me of Gundamgarde's leg and wing in all honestly, but if it was really him they probably wouldn't bother blurring out the covers to begin with.
I'm laughing severely hard right now but I'm also raging inside. Not because of the lack of news, but the fact that they're possibly hiding everything because of how much of a cash-in blunder it might turn out to be. I'm genuinely concerned, it's the first time in a few gens that we've had nothing this close to its release.
>>25922385
>new big scoop!
>Silhouettes of the games themselves!
Hype has officially reached zero.
What was the point of even announcing the game when you aren't going to say shit about it for months. If it had of been revealed in a trailer like XY it would be bearable.
The fact the gen 6.5 meme even exists shows how poorly they are marketing this.
>>25922014
this works better
>>25922385
Don't play with meme magic anon
pls
Can /v/ please get the fuck out of /vp/.
>>25922401
>new big "scoop"
>turns out it's Mega Vanilluxe
>literally a huge scoop of ice cream
>>25921823
f-fake and gay, r-right senpai?
>>25922403
Yeah, they could have saved the entire reveal for E3 with gameplay as well and made it seem even better with "it's only 6 months away!"
There wouldn't be any of this anti-hype as well.
>>25922416
>big news!
>it's masuda's mother on pokenchi talking about weight gain and how she loves snorlax
>>25922400
I'm feeling pretty much this only I'm not concerned because I KNOW it's going to be a washed out weak installment rushed to grab those shekels.
I'm just really jaded at this point.
>>25922331
it's shit but this is all i can see
>>25922337
There is this secret technique called showing just enough to keep the fanbase hyped while not spoiling the entire game before release. GameFreak seems to have lost that ability starting with gen 6.
>>25922344
Not him, but winter isn't in 6 months. So you are just as wrong.
>>25922242
>Double Edge razor blades
kek
I'm mad, but I'm having fun watching Joe doing damage control on his twitter
>>25922427
Straight-up fucking Zygarde man.
ITS HABBENING
GEN7FAGS BTFO
Hey maybe the next issue will show us the game cards! Or a silhouette of them. Or promise a silhouette in the following issue.
>>25921823
>flabbergast.bmp
>>25922427
It's Fucking Zygarde
Something tells me that it's not that they have nothing, but the games might be able to also run in a new handhled IF one is announced at E3 to pair up with NX
>>25922437
>next corocoro has some secret message you decode using the runes from gen 5
>it's just "hahaha i dont really know"
>>25922427
Pretty sure that curved part right above the logo is just the Pokémon logo
>>25922427
ZYGARDE IS BACK BABY
>>25922400
>8 months
Pretty sure we usually have next to nothing around this time. Sometimes not even the game announcement.
>Sun&Moon features start next month!
>It's literally just them saying we aren't getting any info
Hoenn confirmed?
I guess they went opposite to ORAS' reveal schedule this time around.
>>25922444
But they literally said it's for the 3DS only.
There is literally logos under the trailer saying Nintendo 3DS, New Nintendo 3DS and Nintendo 2DS.
I remember when you retards thought Gen V would be on 3DS.
>>25922385
you mean silhouettesof the boxes
If Zyguard is Sun then who was Moon?
>>25922095
Serebii's currently trying to spin this tease as a legitimate feature. It's kinda adorable.
>>25921823
THIS JUST IN
HOOPA'S 4TH, 5TH, and 6TH FORMS ANNOUNCED
SUPER BABY HYPER BABY UNCHAINED
ALSO HOOPA ALSO GETS A MEGA EVOLUTION WHERE THE HOOPS GET BIGGER AND IT USES THEM TO HULA
>>25922465
Zygarde
>>25922427
>people are so desperate for anything they'll see something where there is nothing
for real though who does this for a reveal? it's like something you'd joke about in an office
>>25922467
>forgetting m-charizards A through Z
>>25922465
zygarde in a different pose
>>25922403
But muh anniversary anon
Pls be nostalgic for gen 1
Nope!
Didn't help!
>>25922465
>inb4 also Zygarde
This is the kind of bullshit 6.5'ers believe, and they will walk out Kyurem as their poster boy for why they are right.
>>25922444
>NX Pokémon
>Oh yeah and a shitty port gimped for 3DS haah waaw
I don't think so anon. It was a nice theory but that'd be a shite idea to release versions on a handheld everyone already owns instead of promoting the new handheld itself.
>>25922389
And CoroCoro literally changes nothing if TPCi are not revealing any official info.
>>25922451
XY announcement trailer: Jan 8, 2013
XY release date: Oct 12, 2013
Time: 9 months
SM announcement: Feb 26, 2016
SM release: Nov/Dec, 2016
Time: 9-10 months
With the XY announcement, we got the starters (with names), small gameplay clips, and a look at the box legendaries (without names). Now we got nothing.
>>25922480
wouldn't be surprised if the moonrunes said "it's nothing!"
THIS IS BY FAR THE BIGGEST PILE OF SHIT THAT I'VE EVER SEEN. I'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF LAST MONTH FOR FUCKING NEWS. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THESE SO CALLED "LEAKS". I JUST WANT TO SEE SOME FUCKING STARTERS OR EVEN BOX LEGENDARIES. SILHOUETTES WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS SHIT. I'M SO FUCKING PISSED /VP/. THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT.
>>25922451
they announced XY almost a year in advance with footage of the characters in the overworld.
i really hope this is overcompensation for that and not a symptom of development issues
>>25922494
>oh shit a 4 year old couldn't solo the game with M-charizard Moon, better make it easier
>>25922489
The bit just below the boxes says "I can't see the pokemon!" or something along those likes.
>>25922465
>zygarde core red for sun version
>zygarde core blue for moon version
before today i would have said a theory like this was pure lunacy, now i believe it could happen
>>25922488
>X/Y were the only other releases
And the rest?
>>25922465
Zygarde Ultimate
>>25922494
Maybe they can't get the Models to load anymore and the game is bugged :) They have to go learn better C++
>>25922499
I'd moreso expect Perfect Forme Zygarde, with the Red/orange half on Sun, Blue/light-blue half on Moon.
>>25922488
Anyone have that timeline of when pokes were announced for XY? Or similar ones for previous gens?
This month for XY and ORAS had movie shit, which we could still get. XY even got an issue with a "big scoop" and nothing else thing. I find it better to be doing their big scoop earlier I don't really mind this, especially with all you autists crying and saying they've done nothing because it's not the exact pattern as always.
http://theautismblog.seattlechildrens.org/autism-and-dealing-with-change/
>>25922493
there are no new starters.
Why would they string us along this much. There's probably going to be 10 new pokemon. No starters.
>>25922494
>release in December according to Winter/Holiday claim on press releases
>not even artwork to show until at least May
>tons of still unreleased stuff from gen 6
All of this reeks of massively rushing in order to meet the 20th anniversary and I'm not sure how much GF deserves the benefit of doubt.
>>25922465
Zygarde Sun is trying to preserve life. Zygarde Moon is going Kill'Em All Tomino.Coincidentally, the anime has the red core seeing the good side of humans while blue core talks about humans being destructive and is being used as a lab rat by Lysandre.
>>25922488
Nope, you're wrong.
Now: April 12, 2016 (and we still have nothing)
SM release: November 2016
Time: 6 months
>>25922496
>Mfw this is probably true
>>25922510
oh shit
>>25922465
Original Dragon.
I'm not even surprised
>>25922511
>wrong
What information was wrong?
>nothing shown yet
>masuda makes a joke about the new games at probably the worst possible time to make said jokes
>literal nothing boxart shown
it's almost like they're self sabotaging
Please give us mega pelipper.
>>25922508
>Massively rushing
>Longer period of time between X/Y and S/M than any other main series games, with no 3rd installment inbetween
I mean, this still fucking sucks. But I think they're just being cockteases.
>>25922518
>Perfect Zygarde vs. Original Dragon
Pffft, please. This is too good of an idea for Game Freak to do.
>>25922507
Fuck, you might be right on this one. The reason why they won't showing them is that they're planning on recycling Kalos bullshit.
>>25922466
Remember, Black and White's tutorial gives you no EXP.
>Doubting GF
>Most of you will be waiting for next month's issue anyways
>>25922508
>tons of unreleased gen 6 stuff
But Volcanion is the only Pokemon left to release and it already has a release window.
>but muh moves and Floette
Will either ve released in the next 8 months, or will be in Sun/Moon. (Well, Floette might not be.)
Even with shit that doesn't matter thats like only 4 things to release. Thats not tons in any sense of the word.
>yfw the plot involves the box legend being invisible at certain times of day
>>25922474
>due to popular demand we have more charizard forms!
>mega charizard Ash
>mega charizard Red
>mega charizard FireRed
>mega charizard Sun
>Our 6 other mega charizard forms to be announced next month!
>>25922499
The sooner you accept the less it will hurt later
>>25922507
>Regional bird line
>Regional bug line
>Regional pseudo line
>Box legendaries
>Third legendary
>Token cute legendary
Done.
All I see is the logos, ffs
>>25922511
April to November is 7 months you retard.
WHAT THE FUCK
>>25922540
>You recieve the zygarde core early in the game.
>On your journey, it obtains the ability to change form, first doge, later 50%.
>End game, fuses with the other zygarde core and becomes 100% in order to stop Volcanion.
>>25922511
>SM releasing in November
November isn't winter.
Also, basic math faggot, November is the 11th month and we are in the 4th. That would be 7 months.
>>25922525
>XY announcement trailer: Jan 8, 2013
>XY release date: Oct 12, 2013
>Time: 9 months
>SM announcement: Feb 26, 2016
>SM release: Nov/Dec, 2016
>Time: 9-10 months
This is wrong. You should compare time when we forst got the info (starters, screens, gameplay) of X/Y to S/M. It's:
>9 months vs 6 months.
>>25922539
>wake up in ingame bedroom
>go downstairs
>your mother is Mega Charizard Megamom
>get your pokemon from Professor M-Charizard
>starters at least look okay
>send one out
>it's M-Charizard with the fake starter's face as a mask
>look at menu
>your menu is M-Charizard
>eject game
>your game is M-charizard
>go to gamestop to return it
>the clerk is m-charizard
>>25922564
it will release in november. holiday release is always november.
can all them hoes saying that they knew nothings new gonna be revealed just stfu??? Like NOONE CARES
>>25922570
>all them hoes
You are literally the physical manifestation of Reddit.
>Next month
>Legendary sillouetes
>E3
>The show the starters sillouetes
>July
>The entire new pokedex leaked online inrevenge of a angry fan entering their computers
Wheres the right page ffs! I hope that there is some info there. Why would anyone post only one half of the spread?!
>>25922570
You type like a 13 year old
>>25922564
I don't think they will release it in december after what happened with Pokébank and eShop.
>>25922575
>E3
>they show the professor
>july
>they show a new pokeball
This is Nintendo's revenge for all the leaks.
>>25922550
>>25922564
Math is not strong in you my friends. Did we get anything in April? No. It's 6 months because we'll get first info in May. Means it's 6 months till release in November.
>next month's coroocoro leaks
>the "big scoop" is the game's exact release date
>game freak internet defense force defends this by pointing out that showing the box art with a question mark technically isn't promising to reveal said box art and that any new info at all counts as a "scoop" even if it tells us literally nothing about the actual games
Screencap this post, you know it's going to happen.
>>25922545
So we still have less pokemon that Gen V with its 93 days of silence
Wow
>>25922581
>The new Pokeball is just the Apricorn balls coming back
>>25922567
>comparing game announcement dates is wrong
>still not understanding that 11-4=7
Die in a fire you moron.
>this entire day
>>25922581
I'm okay with that. New pokeballs/return of apricorn balls is something I really want
>>25922588
>the new pokeball is just what gen 1 mons get from being ported
>impossible to get otherwise ingame
B T F O
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>>25922586
And even then Gen V actually revealed little info officially, a lot of that image was leaked online.
Gen V did it right for revealing info for a new gen. Even then this is bullshit at leas give us the fucking bird
Why don't we go on Masuda's twitter account to ask for a preview? It's impossible that we won't have nothing new this month!
>>25922537
You forgot Zygarde formes.
>>25922569
Literally the entire world except the US has the same release time, WINTER. Thats not November you fucking retard.
Even the japs on 2ch are wondering if the game only started development just befre the announcement
>>25921823
I think I can see something. Perhaps someone else could take a look?
>>25922604
look at all the releases of november and tell me they are not advertised as "holiday release"
>>25922609
>>25922608
>Magearna is confirmed Steel/Fairy
HURR DURR BIG NEWS REEEE
Fuck Corocoro.
>>25922567
>>25922584
Not him but are you retarded? They're talking initial game announcment, why does there need to be things like that shown for it to be an actual announcement. Stop moving goalposts.
>>25922590
You got anything from announcement in April you pleb? Got back to math class. May to November is 6 months.
>Can't even do basics 5-11=6
>>25922608
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHZHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
>>25922604
the word they use in the direct is 'holiday'
holiday sales for retail start on black friday, november
I'm setting my hopes low as in silhouettes-of-the-starters'-toenails low. Maybe they'll actually start to deliver next issue, but these dry 3 months haven't made me hyped but rather disinterested.
>Steel/Fairy
woah...
>>25922546
I see sun having a purple cover legendary
>>25922628
shocking
>>25921823
> In this small bit of information, it promises that from next month, special features on Sun & Moon will begin in the magazine. This will begin next issue, which is released on April 15th 2016. We'll bring more as it comes
Huh ?
Magearna confirmed for Steel/fairy
>>25922608
>All these Pokemon
Its finally fucking new
6.5GenFags in SUICIDE WATCH
it's like going to see a movie, and they flash 2 frames at you and then end it, saying "we never promised the whole movie
>>25922608
BIG FUCKING SHOCK, FUCK THIS SHIT!
>>25922585
>>25922608
Wait so this issue is confirmed to have more than both XY and ORAS April issue at this point, I see no problems here.>>25922609
>>25922584
>the retarded logic
A) We didn't even see all the scans yet, so you could be wrong.
B) Arbitrarily choosing dates to count from is fucking moronic. We know exactly when the games were announced. No need to go full retard.
C) Most of us are counting from now until the release because it's the current month you absolute faglord.
>>25922633
probably a typo. Joe is perfection after all.
>>25922625
That's U.S. Everywhere else is 'Winter'.
>>25922650
No, that's exactly what they delivered
With the bullshit marketing so far and the constant shit pouring into /vp/, I'm fucking done. My hype for the games has disappeared completely and I will be back once the games are released.
Can anyone explain why nobody posted Page 2? There's literally no reason, even if it's nothing.
>>25922600
>doesn't understand that Zygarde forms don't exist ingame and therefore cannot be released
They will be in Sun/Moon as sidestory bull, because Zygarde has no game.
>>25922650
It's not Joe's fault. It's just that the leaks from the CoroCoro last month clearly announced that there would be informations about Sun & Moon starting with this months CoroCoro. And now it's like it never happened and the leaks this month announces that there will be informations in next months CoroCoro.
>>25922627
This
>>25922667
The feature is that there's no page 2.
>>25922608
I told you faggots the only thing we were getting was Magearna's type, I fucking told you.
The best thing to come out of this shit scoop is this.
So damn cute.
>>25922667
This. Give me page two ffs
>>25922637
How?
>>25922649
>There's nothing in April's CoroCoro
>If it has anything important it would be posted already
>We'll get first important info in May
>Still defending this
What are you 10?
>>25922659
>>25922674
but anon. This issue is the one that releases on the 15th of april.
>>25922667
it has been posted though
>>25922608
>>25922655
>promising a huge scoop on the games next month is a "feature"
They didn't deliver shit, shill harder faggot.
>>25922681
>high-res and from online sauce
ftfy
>>25922612
>>25922625
>implying one shitty country negates the rest of the world
Do you deluded faggots think you are getting the games early or something? Because Winter starts in December, and Holidays happen to exist in December too. What a massive fucking coincidence.
Dumbasses.
>>25922673
>doesn't understand that they're pushing Zygarde forms now even though they're not in the games
>>25922704
Page 2 as in the right page chucklefuck. The one with part of the Moon cover on it. There's a whole 80% of this we haven't seen, and I want to see it even if it's nothing.
>>25922705
meant for >>25922659
>>25922608
>>25922609
Magearna is steel/fairy, much to no ones surprise
Unless they nerf Fairy next gen or give her literally no moves she's gonna be a top tier competitive mon in SM
>>25922719
Books are read from right to left in Japan, anon.
>>25922695
Yes, that's exactly my point. In this issue, there should be news, they clearly announced it in last months issue. Can't you read ?
Also, whatever happened to the big countdown that was supposed to be a big deal in this month's issue ?
>this month's biggest feature is that Magearna is Steel/Fairy
>literally everyone said this in a joking manner, word for word
Gee, thanks.
>may's issue shown
>the big scoop is ash eating a fuckton of ice cream in a new episode
>>25922727
Yes, but the way Corocoro layouts go with dual-pages, it's Left to Right, faggot.
>>25922570
'Like'' shut up and go back to the faggots' hole you came from.
>>25922731
there is news though, the news is that there will be news next month.
>>25922716
>cyber monday, the worlds largest retail sales day, is in november
>>25922691
Are you mentally impaired? We are counting from April because it is April right now you fucking moron. We don't care about your shitty "but theres info in May" nonsense, because it isn't May, we haven't seen the info, and you are a massive fucking faggot.
11-4=7 and you need to seek mental help.
My interest has waned completely. See you faggots later.
>>25922751
>it promises that from next month, special features on Sun & Moon will begin in the magazine.
You understand that they clearly lied and you can't possibly defend them right ?
>>25922767
>"news next month"
>next month comes
>"news next month"
Yeah, no. Sun/Moon is in development hell right now. Expecting early 2017 release at this rate.
>>25922717
>doesn't understand that things happen in the Anime without affecting the games
Or do you think there was a game set in the orange islands? Cuck.
Seems to me there's literally nothing here
As if they didn't just dim the color of the covers or remove the mascot, but instead showed us the pics from before the mascots were even added to the pics
they are really being secretive this time around
>>25922767
The fuck you even talking about nigga?
>>25922760
>holidays in November negate holidays in December
Ok buddy. Then explain
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>>25922777
>you can't possibly defend them
The Troll Freak Internet Defense Force always finds a way, anon.
>>25922715
>>25922715
Water region confirmed.
>>25922783
>doesn't understand that the pushing is done on more than just the anime
>>25922803
No one ever said anything about winter. It's holiday 2016. Nothing about winter.
>>25922777
that's what happened literally, jackpot-kun
also you forget the actual audience of Coro Coro right?
>>25922741
I wouldn't be surprised
>>25921823
>next month
Shove it up their asses. My 3DS went to eBay.
I'm glad this shit is getting eaten by mobile now.
>>25922798
>random anon says that from now until November is 6 months
>tries to cover by saying "I meant from May"
>implies that May is the only time we can get new info
The guy is a fucking moron. And it's even funnier because the games release in December.
>>25922331
Fire type confirmed?
>>25922814
Except in every European direct AND the Japanese direct.
It's the month of April. This is all Coro Coro's April Fool's joke
>>25922822
Not him but it's safe to assume we won't get any new info untill May.
>>25922811
And? Zygarde has been completely ignored in the mainline games.
>>25922828
Oh come on, we're not going over this again ! April Fool's is only on the 1st of April.
>>25921840
DELETE THIS
>>25922610
This is the most worrying thing. I genuinely think that production is extremely early, or has run into difficulties.
I think Corocoro expected to have info and then had to embarrassingly backtrack and fake cover boxes to hide the lack of info.
>>25922846
Your point being? Coro Coro can't release on the 1st.
>>25922834
And? It's not like they'll leave Zygarde out of the main games without it playing a part, especially with formes and moves.
>>25922888
Well it means they can't do an April Fool's joke you morron !
>>25922873
The worst thing about this bizarre lack of info despite announcing the games is we're going to have to keep putting up with this nonsense.
>>25922899
They have done fucktons of forms without them playing "major parts." In fact, the only few Pokemon to get that treatment have been Giratina, Kyurem, and thanks to ORAS, Kyogre/Groudon/Rayquaza (and Ray was pistgame as an addon.)
Zygarde has more chance of being ancillary than it has of being the star role.
>>25922929
DP were delayed by a year. No info could spell something similar for SM.
>>25922339
Welcome to 4chan!
>>25922416
Someone post that fake mega image
>>25922936
>Kyogre/Groudon/Rayquaza (and Ray was pistgame as an addon.)
Those are essentially Megas. Zygarde's case is more closer to Giratina and Kyurem.
H-HABBEDDING?
>>25922993
Who is this guy?
>>25922970
They are literally all forms. There is zero difference, especially in the plotline and marketing.
But feel free to remove them so that there are only 2 instances of forms being the star role. Doesn't worry me in the slightest.
>>25923005
His dad works in Nintendo.
>>25923010
well technically those ORAS stuff are megas
granted megas are forms with gimmicks but I don't want to go anal
forms only get marketing if they're from legendaries
>>25923005
Assuming that isn't a fake account, he is the guy who (legitimately) leaked all the gen 5 mons weeks ahead of time.
>>25923030
and NO ES FAIRY
he got Xerneas and Yveltal's typings too
>>25923019
Well, thanks for basically agreeing with me... But are you trying to disprove what I am saying? Or do you also think that Zygarde has slim to no chance of making it into a star role for Sun/Moon?
>>25923037
Well yes, but the gen 5 stuff completely dwarfs everything else.
Suffice it to say, if thats the real man behind the leaks and not a phony (looking at Timmy), we might just see some serious shit.
>>25923038
I wasn't that anon. Just saying that Kyogre/Groudon/Rayquaza were treated more as Mega mons than Form mons.
With that said, Form mons that do get special note are legendaries. They made a big deal about it with Shaymin and Keldeo.
>>25923045
what did Timmy do now
>>25923049
Keldeo and Shaymin are mythicals though, so they get hyped out the ass anyway. My main point was that there were only so many form changes playing major roles, out of all the main games. Still, you have a valid point, from a marketing standpoint most legendary/mythical forms and megas are pretty largely hyped (lets not forget Mewtwo and all the ORAS pre-hype for primal reversion.) Ray was underhyped though.
And Timmy is Timmy, take a wild guess.
>>25923080
oh I know what you mean, I just wanted to clarify that only legend/myth mons are those with forms get SPECIAL NEWS and in-game events, no one would do the same for say, Cherrim, fuck Cherrim
>>25922903
Japan doesn't celebrate April Fool's
>>25923088
Hey, Cherrim is... Well, best I can say is cute and mildly worthwhile on a sun team.
Was rotom hyped?
>>25923105
Yeah part of Platinum news
I think Rotom got news because it was an old mon that gained new features
>>25923001
its twitter dipshit, whats it going to do, trigger you?
>>25923037
That was Hiro, not Melkor. They worked together on the BW leaks but Melkor stopped after the resulting shitstorm. All the XY stuff was Hiro's work, Melkor even called him out on it and said Nintendo or whoever would be pissed that he was leaking shit. Of course he also got some things wrong, Melkor is the more reliable of the two. Not sure what made him change his tune about leaking stuff but if he says he's giving us the first screenshots he's probably telling the truth.
>>25923120
Ahh I thought it was the same guy, thanks for clarifying.
>>25922993
How does this guy get his leaks?
>>25922760
>the worlds
hate to break it to you but cyber monday and black friday are american things.
maybe over the last few years other countries have mimicked it, but its not an actual holiday anywhere else.
we're waiting til christmas.
>>25922993
"Yep. Lots of new info. Region, Pokemon, everything."
IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
>>25923152
He works for the official Spanish Nintendo magazine or something. I believe Hiro used to work there too but I recall he got fired, I might be wrong though.
>>25923177
If you click on the timestamp you'll see the tweet he was replying to, it's a joking response to someone asking him if CoroCoro revealed anything. Has nothing to do with what he's revealing tomorrow.
Also I think I figured out why he's so willing to leak stuff now when he hasn't since BW: it won't actually be a leak. I think CoroCoro might be a fake-out and there will actually be an official trailer released tomorrow. It's the only thing that makes sense, he wouldn't risk his job after Nintendo cracked down on the BW leaks. But who knows, maybe he just doesn't give a shit.
>>25922993
>>25923177
>Remembering this fuck
>Not wanting to be spoiled, but desperate as fuck for new info
>fast forward to next month
>CoroCoro: We SWEAR that we will give you a huge scoop next month
>>25922791
>everyone bitched about ORAS revealing everything
>so SM will reveal absolutely nothing
>>25922650
>makes a typo
>Joe is perfection
Choose one.
>>25922674
I don't think anyone's blaming Joe for there not being info. They're blaming CoroCoro for promising but not delivering, and blaming Joe for being a dumb apologist by backtracking.
>>25922719
this! we're still missing that page
Serebii was right again.
>>25923247
I wouldnt complain
>>25923435
At least the legendaries and starters
>>25923177
>>25922993
He's joking, you dipshit
>>25922107
>rushing
You what?
You know it's been like two years since the last pokemon game right?
Then there's the fact that they're taking their time here.
