I'm not going to use the restroom til leaks are out. Take bets: which will leak first? CoroCoro or my bladder?
>>25920863
Your heart
>>25920863
i prefer Tatss
>>25920863
is this an omorashi thread?
>>25920883
It's whatever you want it to be
kek good luck op
Someone save OP
>>25920893
after awhile it will be a leak thread
Gonna need a source for the tit image.
>>25920863
That's not healthy anon.
In twenty years or so you're going to be literally pissing yourself before you get to the bathroom. You will be a dude in your 30s or 40s, urinating yourself, like a fucking infant or 90 year old.
>>25920863
>tfw we'd get Tits2 and Ass2 instead of Feet
>>25920883
inb4 Baby Shinx screencap
>>25920863
Ass of course. DFC is better anyway, so it's win-win.
My favorite version of Pokémon is Dick
>>25920863
Take pics of your soaked underwear okay?
>hurr I don't wear underwear
Gross
>>25920883
Omorashi thread?
>niji
Best artist was showing the signs years ago
>>25920921
>>25920863
good luck pissanon
>>25920921
>>25920863
enjoy your urinary tract infection
>>25920863
Why does it have to be 100% ass or 100% tits? Why can't I have 50% tits and 50% ass? I want balance.
>>25921146
That's what the third version is for.
>>25920863
>tfw there will never be Pokemon Tits and Pokemon Ass version
>>25921146
>fence sitters
>>25921157
We're literally in hell.
>>25921146
Moon is objectively superior.
Arse is objectively superior.
>>25920863
I think I figured out the easiest way to determine if you like tits or ass.
How would you prefer to lie in bed with a woman? Spooning, or face to face? You usually don't think about it, but your subconscious mind always determines which position will be comfortable while sleeping. A portion of that is where exactly you will rest your hands. If you prefer squeezing a girl's ass over her tits, you will usually choose face to face, at least at first.
>>25921183
>Arse
>>25921019
Will do. Y'know, unless CoroCoro leaks within the next day or so.
>>25921334
>assuming the kissless virgins of /vp/ have even touched a naked woman
>>25921338
>seppos
>>25921334
Um, spooning lets you wrap your arms around her directly to her chest. I literally get way better access to breasts when spooning.
Have you even ever touched a woman?
>>25920921
>tfw no dick edition
>>25920921
>Wanting feet
>not accepting the glory of the whole leg
Pleb
When's Armpit version
>>25921547
Yokai Watch will have Dick version and Balls version
Hardest choice in life, which version to get from these.
>>25921589
/vp/ is the fucking reason this shit started for me.
There was an armpit thread here that pulled my interest first then in other threads.
Fuck!
>>25921616
Well you could do what non-casuals do and pre order both versions.
>>25920863
Enjoy dying of water poisoning
>>25920921
>feet
>notbelly
>>25921172
This is a hard question. I'd be able to handle an almost-flat chest but flat asses are the worst. I don't like excess in either though. Average size for both is best.
>>25921158
It's not fence setting, it's good taste.
>>25921029
post leaf comic
fuck the mods
>>25920863
>>25920878
>>25921667
Will there be abs?
>>25921701
>Leaf comic
HNNNNNG
>>25920863
So possible 3rd version would be DICK right?
>>25920863
Tits or Ass depends on the girl in question, like Rosa, Leaf or Serena I'd have to go tits, but with Kris, Caitlin or Hilda I would have to choose the booty. Then there are girls like Lucy who are middle grounders.
>>25920921
>Feet
Fuck off, only a single digit percentage shares that disgusting fetish, and it's also more of a thing in the West than Japan.
>>25922309
Which comic
>>25922762
It may be disgusting but it's a hell of a lot more normal than many other fetishes.
>>25920863
Tits>ass
>>25923281
>wanting normalcy
