Rules are copy and paste what pokemon goes to with your state.
what if im not american'
>>25893464
then guess
>>25893437
don't forget us :(
>americans think their states mean anything
>>25893464
>what if im not american'
>american'
oh I can tell
>>25893489
You get the most forgettable pokemon I can think of
>>25893502
>>25893509
There can only be one, and I vote Jersey. Ohio can have Trubbish.
>>25893489
I won't forget you yooper anonbecause I'm up here too
>>25893484
>>25893509
>>25893551
RI should be Wingull instead, tons of fucking seagulls
>>25893581
>instead
Except RI hasn't been taken.
>>25893601
Cool
>>25893437
>>25893551
>>25893754
Updated the map with everything added so far.
Should delaware be pumpkaboo, because punkin' chunkin', or something forgettable, because LOL delaWhere?
>>25893800
If I had time, I'd do it, but can you add Donphan for Indiana?
I'm on mobile, bit somebody needs to put Jynx on Florida
>>25893558
>>25893489
>Not Stantler
Winter Sawsbuck would be same species as Pennsylvania so unlikely
>>25893800
Too soon?
some nigga add feraligatr to Florida.
>>25893800
Kingler should be around the Chesapeake Bay area and Maine should have Crawdaunt.
Added some stuff that I missed.
I'll be gone for the rest of the day so someone else can take over.
Idaho could have any bird of prey pokemon. We have a shit ton of them here or maybe Sableye because we're the Gem State.Just put in Diglett or Dugtrio. They're probably the closest thing to potatoes in Pokemon.
>>25893947
That's not Texas.
>>25893947
>>25894130
>braviary not in texas
you fucked it
On mobile right now so I can't paste one but South Dakota is a miltank
>>25894305
Who is the Jyagamon of Pokemon?
Nebraska gets Miltank. Beef state after all. Is there corn for Iowa? I live in both Omaha and Council Bluffs.
Oklahoma has tornadus
>>25893581
It should be clampearl or inkay. Quahog or calamari are the state staples when it comes to food.
Or torchic since the state bird is a rooster.
>>25894345
Braviary should be DC. Texas can have Tauros.
Georgiafag reporting in
>>25893437
Sawsbuck or Golduck for Minnesota.
Ponyta/Rapidash for Kentucky.
>>25894433
Nice get.
Also I think MN should be Golduck.
State bird is the loon which is like a cooler sounding duck.
Plus 10,000 lakes blah blah
>>25894440
I don't know how I didn't think of that.
>>25894451
I wanna say Garbodor for Mississippi because it's such a piece of crap. But that doesn't really fit. Maybe Yanma or Yanmega.
Miltank is the more obvious choice for Wisconsin but personally I'd shove a ton of Wingull on the lakeside. there tons of them around there
>>25894440
>>25894451
>>25894473
Mississippi should be Slowpoke.
Miltank for Illinois.
>>25894130
why is giraffarig in michigan? that doesn't make a god damn lick of sense
What would you put in Iowa? Vivillion meadow to represent monarch butterflies or Unfezant for the doves and pheasants?
>>25894517
Yoopers fucked it up for everyone again.
>>25894451
Why Mamoswine in Kentucky? For Mammoth Cave? Torkoal or Rapidash would make more sense for the whole state with Coal and Horse racing being what people know us for, aside from Bourbon.
>>25894499
You, sir, are correct. I guess that's the Mississippi in me that didn't think of that one right away.
>>25894544
Yeah I was thinking of Mammoth Caves, but Rapidash was better.
>>25894440
>Kentucky
>only post finding the state
louisville?
>>25894555
I actually live in Indiana but I'm in the Louisville area.
According to the rest of the US, we exist in fall because we have lots of pretty leaves, and literally never ever any other time.
>>25894569
what part?
>tfw no car
>>25894595
Jeff
>>25894603
am in middletown.
ye a female?
>>25894611I'm a transgirl
>>25894473
>Mississippi because it's such a piece of crap
>muh gays!
>>25894619
mtf? how passable?
>>25894593
Not entirely true.
>>25894628
Yes, and strangers call me miss if that's good enough for you.
Kingler for Maryland please, I'm on mobile.
>>25894623
Anon, Mississippi is a shithole for more reasons that being shit for lgbt stuff.
It's literally the worst state in just about every metric. Obesity, education, HDI, etc.
>>25894664
Or just Krabby because Kingler is taken for Alaska.
>>25894629
>not Avalugg for Alaska
>>25894669
The flag is also stupid as well, as a Vexillology nerd.
>>25894623
I was actually born and raised in Mississippi. Went to college, joined the military and got the heck outta there. I know first hand what a major shithole that place is. I'm not some SJW troll. People reading about it on Yahoo news have no clue how much worse it actually is there.
>PA is Sawbuck
OP is obviously not from PA. Bidoof, any Steel type, even Liepard would be better.
>>25894736
I'm pretty sure there's a fuckton of deer in PA. Granted, I live in Maryland, but they're close enough.
>>25894752
FUCK I don't know how that second drifblim got there
Roggenrola for Ohio? Am I reaching here?
>>25894763
>ITT:Sawsbuck everywhere
>>25894763
Anon, there are a fuckton of deer everywhere.
>>25894763
There are, but there's a fuck ton of deer in other places too. I'd say Liepard is the best bet, as it covers the entire state, as all three major college teams from the state are panthers of some kind, and Liepard is the closest Pokemon to a panther.
>>25894736
>Bidoof
This.
>>25894788
Ohio should be Deoxys or Beeheyem because of all the astronauts.
>>25894806
OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
>>25894808
I don't know college sports, so I would know that. I just remember going camping up in Lancaster and seeing deer fucking everywhere.
>>25893581
Finally fulfilled
>>25894846
I keep forgetting that my home state could have actually produced something that cool. Lots of presidents, too.
>>25894851
Pitt Panthers, Penn State Nittany Lions, and Villanova Wildcats. Three biggest college sports teams in the state, and covers Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, and the middle of the state.
Bellossom for hawaii
>>25894991
That's not Bellossom.
Cherubi or Oddish for Colorado
what's with all these discolored squares anyway
I'm on mobile. Put Mothim on WV
>>25894991
>>25895115
Fuck off, Pikachu.
>>25895115
Oh I love the Ninjask one
>>25894424
Whimsicott for Georgia? U wot m8?
>>25894846
Ohio should be Garbodor because Ohio State University is a giant pile of shit.
>TFW no wolverine Pokémon
Can someone explain to me how Ludicolo is relevant to Texas
>>25895193
Mexicans
someone put jynx in alabama
Texas should be Tauros, Miltank and Bouffalant because cattle is king in Texas
Also, Scrafty also belongs in Los Angeles because Compton (then again, both Basculin work because Bloods and Crips)
>>25894846
I hope you're joking. Ohio is not the state known for its astrophysics programs.
>Houston, we....
whoever made this map fused delaware into maryland. Give us carbink for being the little diamond state. That or bulbasaur or rhydon for being first.
>>25895207
The Mexican population is smaller in Texas than in several other states, you racist shithell.
>>25895217
And you can fuck off for the exact same reason.
>>25895267
actually i guess it'd be more accurate to say they fused part of maryland into delaware
>>25895261
Alright. Let's fix the Space issue.
Texas gets Deoxys because NASA.
New Mexico gets Beheeyem because Roswell.
Florida gets Fug because Cape Canaveral.
New Jersey gets Drifblim because Hindenburg (Oh, the Humanity!)
>>25895281
I'm not even the one who edited it in, I was just providing an answer. Chill out.
>>25895300
As for Ohio, they get Archen because Wright Brothers. That's also why North Carolina also gets Archen (first flight).
>>25893513
>Vanilluxe for Utah
I'm okay with this
>>25895313
I live in Nevada. It's all desert, but I think Heliolisk is a better representation of that. Especially since it's an Electric type and it sort of makes you think of Las Vegas and similar casio-y cities. I'd put Elgyem for Area 51 but I'd rather not with Beheeyem on there.
I dunno if we have antlions though..
>>25895313
>Flygon for Nevada
>not Meowth
>>25895363
Meowth can be Las Vegas and Reno.
>>25895363
>implying Nevada is actually wealthy in any way
New York is Persian.
>>25895149
Georgia is the 2nd highest cotton producing state and there's still a shit ton of cotton farms in south Georgia. I guess I could have put something like Torchic, Fearow, or Granbull. But I still think Whimsicott fits best.
>>25895371
>>25895363
Oh wow yeah nevermind, screw Heliolisk I take that back. Someone get Meowth on there.
>>25895376
Whimsicott is a Fairy.
Opinion discarded.
Why isn't California Ursaring?
Oregon should be bidoof or ducklett; smeargle is also a possibility with all the fucking hipsters
It was bugging me so I made Scrafty a bit bigger.
>>25895400
Because never ending drought. Alaska should also have Beartic, though.
>>25894510
>not honchkrow for the most corrupt
>not krabby for crab in bucket syndrome aka our state government
>>25895400
Earthquakes and never ending fires.
>>25895411
Agreed.
Shame there's no potato pokemon for Ohio.
>>25895400
>Groudon's Desolate Land!>tfw Cali
Why does New York have Aggron?
>>25895402
Sudowoodo.
We're full off trees and hipsters.
>>25895424
Damn straight. Ohio is a bunch of potatoes!
GO BLUE!
Washington should be Kyogre
>>25895446
I was thinking of Rain form Castform but Primal Kyogre would be better.
>>25895460
Rainy Castform for Washington.
Louisiana gets Primal Kyogre because Hurricane Katrina.
>>25895446
Why? Is it rainy?
>>25893581
Nah, it really should be Shellder. Any coastal state is going to have a shit ton of seagulls.
>>25895473
Washington is rainy as fuck, that's what they're known for.
>>25895420
I was implying that a majority of Illinois is farmland, there fore cows.
>>25895469
what was I thinking with swampert, that's much better. Only thing better would be if there was some kind of gambling frog pokemon for new orleans
>>25895534
Most of the Midwest is farmland, that doesn't set IL apart. Being corrupt as fuck does.
>>25893876
We're getting rain finally
Alright guys, where wouldJynxgo?
>>25895609
Oh is the drought finally letting up? That's nice to hear. I did enjoy all the water jokes though, oh well.
>>25895613
Colorado
>>25895624
I don't want the water jokes to stop either but yeah we got snow up north
Wisconsin should be miltank
>>25895439
Maryland should be krabby
Kentucky should be Blaziken
Oklahoma should be Tornadus
Arkansas should be Carbink
>>25895624
Different California anon here. It's improving, but it's still really bad in places.
>tfw you're ecstatic that you're only in extreme drought instead of exceptional drought.
http://droughtmonitor.unl.edu/Home/StateDroughtMonitor.aspx?CA just for reference.
Kansas should be Mismagius
(Wicked Witch of the West)
>no love for the hawkeye state
>>25895404
>Added Kyogre
>I don't know why we have two Drifblims but I dunno which one to remove
>Dunno if we've agreed to keep Flygon
>Added Purrloin for Salem Witch Trials
I think it fits more than delphox or mismagius, anyway.... Wish purrloin imbraced the witchy black cat vibe a bit more though, it could've been cool....
This is more fun than I thought it would be. We should do a Europe thread after this.
>>25895763
Krabby for Maryland pls.
>>25895741
Shut up Iowa, you need to deal with your heroin problem in Iowa City first.
I can't seem to get a clear answer on which state Washington dc resides in, but whatever that state is, if it's not known for anything else, it should probably be Braviary.
>>25895850
It's not in a state, it's between Virginia and Maryland.
>>25895613
Michigan. Detroit specifically.
>>25895869
>>25895850
To add to this, it's technically in the "state" of District of Columbia, which lies between Virginia and Maryland.
Hence why it's called "Washington, DC"
>>25895869
Oh, that makes sense.
>>25895871
I disagree, Atlanta, Georgia is just as accurate
>>25893489
You can have Deerling for all the times i've nearly hit a fucking deer while driving up there
Michigan should be all three Castforms
>>25895261
But most NASA astronauts are Ohians
Thinking of Texas pokemon made me realize the sandshrew line is mix of so many animals and doesn't make for the best armadillo representation. I want a good armadillo pokemon.
>>25895599
You're probably voting for Trump. BTFO
I know king crab fishing is like a thing in alaska but I really think it should be an ice type. That one dude wanted krabby for maryland so krabby for maryland you shall get. (Er, did I get the right state? I can't tell....)
I gotta go. You anons are gonna have to deal without me too.
>>25896119
They aren't really based on armadillos, (or shrews,) they're more based on pangolins more than anything, which in themselves look like they're related to armadillos but aren't.
>>25896159
>Dat Virginia
fucking perfect.
So if miltank's too cliche for wisconsin, what else could it be?
>>25896159
Alabama should be Donphan squaring up against Braviary
>>25896159
West Virginia should be Sableye because of all the mining.
Or a Buffalo herd because >muh marshall
>>25896159
Arkansas could be Pachirisu considering how many fucking squirrels there are around here.
Texas should be Duskull
>>25896527
They should be Emboar or Tepig
Oddish for Colorado you fucks
>>25896687
>gigalith
>Ttar
would Lugia work for Minnesota?
>>25896484
Is there an incest pokemon?
>>25896967
Just use Ditto to represent breeding, because any decently-bred pokemon is going to be the result of a giant incestuous orgy.
>>25893489
Nobody loves the UP :(
>>25893489
>it will never be its own state
if shit like Rhode Island can be one, dont see why that can't
>>25896707
>dude weed lmao
No. How about Aurorus?
>>25896527
there's squirrels literally everywhere
UP
>>25895709
>tfw only abnormally dry
Hurray for north coast.
Oddish for Colorado - because of pot
Beheeyem for New Mexico - because of UFO Ursaring for Washington - because of bears
Miltank for Wisconsin- because of cheese
Diglett for Idaho because of potaotes
>vermont fag
>miltank is taken
>no moose pokemon
There's literally nothing else here except mountains trees, white people, and overpriced organic food.
...Torterra, maybe?
>>25897705
I'm telling you, Alabama NEEDS Donphan.
>>25897778
Mr. Mime for white people
>>25893437
Took me long enough.
Somebody has to put Combee, Beedirll, or Vespiqueen for Utah, "the beehive state". Combee might be better due to the relatively pacific mormons
>>25897928
That could work. There's also a decent-sized French speaking population here because of Quebec. I like it.
>>25897705
Excadrill for Montana, lots of mining there.
>>25897849
I think Donphan is in Indiana to represent the Indy 500, because it's a tire.
>>25896807
T tar for sleeping bear dunes and Gigalith for the mining in the UP. Omastar is also a petoskey stone and paras is a morel mushroom
Bunelby, Diggersby, or castform for Nebraska? We don't really have anything going for us besides MUH CORN.
>>25898154
But Alabama has Talladega and the University of Alabama's mascot is an Elephant.
>>25897992
and literally only you will care LOL
I'm on mobile, Venomoth for WV
>>25897705
Only one I can think of for Tennessee is Ursaring. Washington can go be Exploud or something.
How about Abomasnow, Yanmega or Glalie for Minnesota?
>>25894510
wisconsin or iowa!
>>25898320
im not him and found his pic very cool, eat shit faggot
if only we had a geoduck pokemon for Washington
>>25899306
Washington can just be Kyogre
>>25899306
Binacle?
>>25897992
>puglia
>spider
you fucking what? are you even italian?
This took way longer than I thought it would and I was grasping at straws for a lot of shitty states
>>25899770
now we just advertise as Pokemon Go leaks
>>25897992
>Gyarados
HA
>>25899770
Who changed NC?
Archeops, first bird, Kitty Hawk?
>>25899770
You could also use Spinda for wisconsin actually
>>25899991
I did gogoat for the UNC mascot
>>25899770
>Ursaring
>Not California
Listen Texasfag, if we have to have Groudon then you have to go back to Ludicolos
>>25895190
>ohio state
>shit
pick one
>>25900477
>prevalent weather effects that are national news for 10 years are totally equivalent to blatantly false, race-motivated shitposting
Nope.
>>25895609
California should be Ludicolo because of all the Mexicans
>>25895115
I used to live in DC and the cicadas came out the year before I moved
holy fuck it was terrifying
>>25900477
t. thirsty californian
You can have ludicolo too
>>25900500
>implying anyone gave a shit about the drought until Obama started whining about it. We've been through droughts before and nobody gives a shit but suddenly its a meme? fuck yourself Texas, and Montana should be Sableye anyway. Montana is the treasure state.
>>25900540
Oh boy look at me messing up fucking greentexting of all things, repping my state quite well aren't I?
>>25900540
>literal Hopkinsville goblin
>not in the state containing Hopkinsville
>>25900555
yeah, you're repping it pretty well Jose
>>25900562
then Diancie
>>25900540
How young are you? The news started in the fucking Bush Sr. administration because California couldn't stop burning down. Just because it's gotten more press recently doesn't mean it didn't get a shit load of press already.
>>25899770
Can you explain some of these? Why the elephant? Why the genie?
>>25901200
i would imagine it's because tires and tornadoes respectively
>>25901200
Alright, I'll explain the ones I don't think everyone will get
>Oregon
beaver state
>Utah
archeops is the closest thing to the utahraptor
>North and South Dakota
don't know shit about these states I did braviary and mandibuzz because they're counterparts
>Nebraska
sunkern is the closest thing to corn
>Kansas
toto from wizard of oz
>Oklahoma
tornados
>Illinois
typhlosion is yellow human aka the Simpsons
>Missouri
invented the ice cream cone
>Tennessee
Davy Crockett raccoon hats
>Indiana
indy 500
>South Carolina
palm tree is on the flag
>North Carolina
UNC mascot
>Deleware
first state and bulbasaur is first in the pokedex
>Massachusetts
salam witch trials
>>25899770
SCfag here.
Late to the party because we just got computer machines down here like 5 minutes ago.
Pleasantly surprised we got Eggscecuter. "The Palmetto State" and all that.
Blaziken would also fit because University of SC's mascot is a gamecock.
>>25899770
>Oregon
>Not Ducklett
I want the Oregon State fags to leave.
>>25899748
›https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycosa_tarantula
get memed on senpai, that's literally where the word "tarantula" comes from
>>25901487
http://www.nysl.nysed.gov/emblems/animal.htm
New york is literally the beaver state
>>25899770
>NJ is Garbodor
It hurts because it's true
>>25899770
>missouri
>vanillish
>illinois
>typhlosion
what the fuck are you talking about
>>25897069
Nobody wants it to be its own state
>>25900271
>>25901487
Fuck youuuu, man. UNC a shit>tfw no real wolf pokemon
>>25897545
>>25899770
>Oddish in Colorado cause DUDE WEED LMAO
>>25897545
>>25897705
>>25902338
Colorado is more than pot you stupid motherfucking nigger.
Gogoat would be so much better, our state animal is the ram.
>>25895044
>Dude weed lmao.
Colorado is known for other things.
Maybe.
>>25902358
As someone who lives in the plains part of Colorado, I nominate Patrat to represent the shit ton of Prairie Dogs in our state.
>>25899770
North Dakota should be Bouffalant because Bison
South Dakota should be Probopass because of Mt Rushmore or Zapdos because thunderbird.
Illinois is Honchkrow because of mobsters and being corrupt as fuck
t.chicagoan
Utah should be something to do with railroads, salt, or mormons.
Wyoming can be something else.
Nebraska should be Tauros because beef and cattle.
Missouri should be Wooper as it was before.
Alabama can be Donphan because Talladega and roll tide.
North Carolina is Archeops
West Virginia is Torkoal you shitter
Maryland is Krabby
Alaska is Beartic
Hawaii is Bellossom
Turn Michigan back to Girafarig
New York is Aggron
Pennsylvania is Sawsbuck
Massachusetts can be Pidgeotto because >18-1
>Illinois is Typhlosion because simpsons
Are you fucking 12?
>>25902358
I'm aware it's more than weed, I'm just sick of everyone assuming all of Colorado is like Boulder.
>>25902392
>>25902358
Both are acceptable choices. Personally I'd pick Gigalith cause muh mountains
Hawaii would have a great variety of Pokemon
To name a few
At the beach you'd be able to find Wailmer, Wailord, Krabby, Kingler, Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise, Staryu, Starmie, etc
We have Mountains which would be inhabited by Rock, Grass, Ground, and Flying type Pokemon such as Golem, Skiddo, Gogoat, Fearow, etc
Our Forests would be filled with beautiful Grass, Bug, Flying, and Ghost even such as Gengar, Vileplume, Bellossom, Crobat, Noctowl, etc
Around our Volcanos, we'd have Fire type Pokemon such as Rapidash, Flareon, Arcanine, Magma, etc
Mt. Mauna Kea would have Ice type Pokemon such as Glaceon, Cryognal, etc
Hawaii is also home to legendaries like Articuno, Entei, and Moltress
>>25902443
>North Dakota should be Bouffalant because Bison
>South Dakota should be Probopass because of Mt Rushmore or Zapdos because thunderbird
I don't give a shit about north or south Dakota
>Utah should be something to do with railroads, salt, or mormons
none of those are a pokemon
>Wyoming can be something else
Wyoming's flag has a fucking Bison on it
>Nebraska should be Tauros because beef and cattle
Nebraska is the cornhusker state, sunkern looks like a corn kernel
>Missouri should be Wooper as it was before
Explain. I don't get this one
>Alabama can be Donphan because Talladega and roll tide
Already used Donphan for Indiana
>West Virginia is Torkoal you shitter
>Alaska is Beartic
>Hawaii is Bellossom
Alright, these are ok
>Turn Michigan back to Girafarig
Why? What does Girafarig have to do with Michigan
>New York is Aggron
Pidove was designed to be a New York pigeon, dipshit
>Pennsylvania is Sawsbuck
No, Pittsburg is known for steel not fucking deer
>Illinois is Typhlosion because simpsons
>not knowing the Typhlosion yellow human may may
What are you? A fucking newfag?
>>25902302
If you're going to choose a shitty NC school you might as well go all out with App State or ECU my fellow North Carolinian.
>>25902727
Well change Donphan because literally nothing else makes sense for Alabama and it's much more fitting. >muh racism and sunbelt is a stupid and cheap excuse for doing Alabama, and while lazy is probably a lot more fitting for Mississippi.
>>25902727
Utah should be Combee, it's the Beehive State after all.
>>25902727
Wyoming could be Unown because literally nobody knows what to put on it.
>>25902777
You're welcome to fix my map if you want, but I'm not going to change it myself
Also if you think Alabama is any better than Mississippi you have never spent a substantial amount of time there.
t. Georgian who had cousins in AL
>>25901487
>Simpsons
>Illinois
You fail. Try kentucky because otherwise Springfield and Capital City wouldn't be different towns