Let's play a game, /vp/.
>post your favorite pokemon
>this is the pokemon you become in the pokemon world
>post your level (age x 2)
>if your favorite pokemon requires a certain level to evolve and you don't meet that requirment, you have to be the previous stage
>you dont have to evolve if you dont want to
>now post your nature, moveset, ability and held item
>your nature is based on your personality while your ability is based on your physical traits
>your held item is the object closest to your left
>the item most similar to that object is your held item
>your moveset is based on physical traits and skills that you have
So /vp/,are you a shitmon?
>>25885032
Fine, i'll get us started.
>Zorua
>Level 36
>Adamant
>Illusion>tfw no other ability
>Fresh Water
>Knock Off, Rest, Taunt, Copy CatYup, im a shitmon.
>Nidoqueen
>Lv. 38
>Lax nature
>Sheer Force
>Soda
>Body Slam, Rest, Poison Jab, Earthquake
>>25885431replying to my own postnow that i think about it pretty much everyone is gonna have rest
>>25885032
> Probopass
> 48
> Jolly
> Sturdy
> Red card
Shitmon intensifies
>>25885600
This nigger doesn't realize he just outed himself as underage b&.
>>25885032
>Mareep
>Level 42
>Lonely
>Plus
>Candy
>Take Down
>Power Gem
>Cotton Guard
>Dragon Pulse
>>25885600
>post your level (age x 2)
>>Lv. 32
MODS
>Swampert
Level 42
Lax
Damp
Fresh water
Rest, Bide, Swagger, Sleep talk
yeah, guess i'm a shitmon
>Sceptile
> Level 52
> Quiet Nature
> Overgrow
> Energy Ball-Dragon Pulse-Giga Drain- Quick Guard
>>25885032
>Absol (Level 46) @ Expert Belt
>Quirky
>Thick Fat
>Yawn
>Rest
>Sleep Talk
>Hyper Voice
Best mono-attacking set in the game; best Pokémon choice for a bulky set.Absolutely disgusting.
Delphox (f)
Lv. 52
Jolly-nature
Magician
Silk Scarf
Future Sight, Low Kick, Will-o-wisp, Wish
>>25885431
>Poison Jab
When was the last time you showered?
>>25886674
>giga drain
Well, half of us would know it, if our favorite mons could learn it that is.
>42
>Gentle/Timid, probably Gentle
>Snow Cloak, because I lived my whole life near mountains and I'm used to low temperatures
>Nothing comes close to a cellphone I think
Moveset:
- Fake Tears
- Wake-up Slap
- Ice Shard
- Destiny Bond
Not very good I guess, but at least I can suicide.
Looking at this makes my life look a bit miserable.
>Sableye
>Level 38
>Keen eye
>Weakness policy
>Modest or Docile
>Detect, Knock off, Flatter, Feint attack.
Yeah, i guess i'm pretty shit.
>>25885032
Lairon
Level 38
Impish
Heavy Metal
Leftovers
Rest, Roar, Heavy Slam, Stomp
I'm not even that shit desu
>Porygon-Z
>Level 40
>Timid
>Ability: Simple/Insomnia
Item: Headband (Focus Sash/Band?)
>Nasty Plot
>Amnesia
>Hyper Voice
>Dark Pulse
Ok I guess
>>25885032
Lvl 52 male timid Lopunny with dizzy punch, sand attack, attract, after you. Probably Klutz not Limber
>>25886837
And the object to my immediate left is a bottle of soda pop
>>25885032
Fennekin
42
Impish nature
rest, sleep talk, secret power, >flamethrower
Blaze
straight to OU
>>25886837
Holy shit I actually don't learn sand attack
Azumarill
Lvl 36
Ability: Sap Sipper....I'm a degenerate
Nature: Adament, I am extremely stubborn
Nearest item is a light bulb so the absorb bulb?
Moves: Play Rough, Belly Drum, Rain Dance, Confide
Belly Drum and Rain Dance, I'm half Native American grew up on a reserve.
Play Rough because I like to play roughly.
Confide because I am very trusting.
I mean. Not the best Azumarill but at least I am not Thick Fat.
>>25885032
Pokémon: Mawile (Male)
Level: 52
Ability: Hyper Cutter
Nature: Adamant
Item: Leftovers
Moves:
Play Rough
Iron head
Swords Dance
Magnet Rise
>Empoleon lv 40
>Holding Cell battery
>Lonely nature
>Defiant
>Growl - Water sport - Swords dance - Frustration
>tfw I would have been a cool physical Empoleon bar the fucking moveset
Level 48
Rash
Magma Armor
Overheat
Amnesia
Dig
Facade
>>25885032
>Zapdos
>Level 52
>Lax
>Analytic
>Chair
>Slack Off, Calm Mind, Hyper Voice, Conversion
>>25886702
I missed the OP's hint about not overwriting original ability/movepools for Pokémon, so here's my revision:
>Absol @ Expert Belt
>Ability: Super Luck
>- Echoed Voice
>- Rest
>- Sleep Talk
>- Calm Mind
That didn't change much -- still stuck with the best mono-attacking set in the world.
>Yanmega
>Level 46
>Jolly
>Tinted Lens (Definitely not speedup)
>A remote I guess. Or a soda. Let's call it Soda Pop
.
>Lock On
>Nasty Plot
>Explosion
>Payday
>>25886749
like 1-2 days ago
also come on i gotta have some kinda poison STAB
>>25887657
It was pure banter, anyway.
Yeah, fair enough.
>Infernape
>Lv. 36
>Lax
>BlazeDUDE WEED LMAO
>Fresh Water
>Close Combat, Rest, Calm Mind, Flamethrower. Gotta have some coverage here.
>Absol
>Level 38
>Docile Nature
>Super Luck
>Swords Dance
>Night Slash
>Detect
>Psycho cut
Not an edge fag in the slightest but it doesn't help that the two best attacking moves Absol naturally learns up to level 38 are "edgy."
>Heracross
>25
>Lax
>Guts
>Coffee = Salac Berry
(raises speed. is there a coffee equivalent?)
-Endure
-Frustration
-Rest
>Fury Attack
>Latias
>Level 42
>Quiet
>Levitate
>Fresh Water
>Dragon Breath, Reflect Type, Round, Cut
>>25887817
>Level 25
>>25887817
how the fuck did you get an odd number for a level? did you count the months too?
>>25885032
>Kabutops
>Lvl. 50
>Docile
>Weak Armor
>Pokedoll
>Attract, Slash, Frustration, Rest
Level 50
Relaxed
Shed skin
Holding pokedoll
Head Smash
Rest
Crunch
Bulk up
>Umbreon
>Level 60
>Quiet
>Inner Focus
>Fresh Water
>Moonlight, Yawn, Mean Look, Frustration
>>25888112
>level 60
>frustration
sounds about right
>>25885032
>Ninetales
>Lvl. 72
>Modest
>Drought (I am a very outgoing person and I don't like eating fire)
>Modest
>Flamethrower, Nasty Plot, Hidden Power fighting, Hypnosis
>Leftovers
>>25885032
Kingler (Lv. 48) @ Normal Plate
Shell Armor
Relaxed Nature
>Rest
>Substitute
>Leer
>Amnesia
>>25885600
How is this person not banned yet?
>>25885032
>Dragonair
>Level 72fug
>Lonely
>Thick Fat
>Fresh Water
>Calm Mind, Withdraw, Wish, FacadeI'm the shittiest shitmon who ever shat
At least I can leveltank the majority of you, except maybe this guy >>25888351
>>25885032
>Granbull
>Level 48
>Lonely
>Quick Feet
>Eject button
>Swagger, Snarl, Round, Facade
If I had an Orb instead of an Eject Button I would be a decent little beefcake. But as of right now, I'm a bit of a mess.
>>25887906
>ignoring the fact that makes him 12 years old.
bump before bed
>>25885032
>gabite (favorite is garchomp)
>level 42
>quiet
>item is my drawing tablet, which would translate to an elemental plate of choice.
>ability: sand veil (i just don't have rough anything on my body, period)
>iron head
>sneaky pebbles
>roar
>dragon rush
I'm not perfect but i like what i got.
>sceptile
>Lv.40
>Hardy
>Expert belt
>Overgrow
>Giga Drain
>Slam
>Dual Chop
>Facade
Is this an attempt to gauge our age genders OP?
[spoilers]Clever.[/spoilers]
>Chikorita (And to an extent, Bayleef.)
>Lv. 40
>Calm
>Razor Leaf, Rest, Poison Powder, Tackle.
>Natural Cure
>Either my digital watch, or Netbook. (Using HDMI output to link to external monitor. [spoilers]How is a Chikorita supposed to lug around a Netbook!?[/spoilers]
Yup. Thorough shitmon.
At least Chikorita/Bayleef is nice cuddlemon.
>>25885032
>Scizor Lvl 42
>Adamant
>Technician
>Toxic, Protect, Pursuit, Iron head
>Focus sash
Not too bad. Def not the best pretty shitty held item but hey
>>25890768
shitty sure but you have a shot at living those through those fire hits.
>>25885032
>Noivern
>Level 48 (Literally just evolved)
>Hasty
>Air Slash, Hurricane, Roost, Dragon Pulse
>Infiltrator
>Choice Specs
I should be fine, I guess. Outspeed alot of you and spam air slash.
>>25887906
>>25887875
I didn't notice the x2
Sorry for triggering you
>>25890795
Haha true but after a toxic and protect combo they'll still bend me over
>>25890942
>OH FUCK, THEY KNOW!
>I-I'll just make it look like a mistake
Scizor
Lv 42
Relaxed nature
Technician
Fresh water
Fury cutter/metal claw/rest/knock off
>>25890768
Good taste anon
Nidoking lvl106
Hardy
Sheer force
Leftoverssludge wave
Flamethrower
Hammer arm
Mega kick
>>25891135
Anon when was the last time you brushed you teeth?
Vulpix
>level 50
>Sassy nature
>Drought (I live in California, so...)
>Held item: Cell battery, apparently, since my closest item is my phone. A lot of good that does me.
>Moveset:
Baby-Doll Eyes
Hex
Grudge
Inferno
>Honchkrow
>Level 36
>Lonely Nature
>Moxie
>Leftovers
>Pursuit, Rest, Toxic, Superpower
>>25885032
>Cofagrigus
>Level 64
>Lax
>Mummy
>Weakness Policy
>Curse
>Trick Room
>Calm Mind
>Shadow Ball
I couldn't be much happier
>Ditto
>Lv. 56
>Quirky
>Impostor
>Berry Juice
>Transform
Not like I have many options, but at least I get laid.
>>25890768
>>25891105
Mah niggas
>Scizor
>Lv. 56
>Jolly
>Technician
>Rest, Swagger, Iron Head, Slash
>Scizoritenot even kidding, the object to my left is a little Mega Scizor toy
Pretty iffy overall
>Pupitar
>Level 44
>Relaxed
>Shed Skin
>Protein
>Payback, Outrage, Stone Edge, Power-Up Punch
>Rotom
>Level 38
>Timid
>Levitate
>Rest / Sleep Talk / Volt Switch / Charge I guess?
>Shock Drive? What item would a laptop be?
Not horrible
>>25885032
>Furret
>Lvl 42
>Lax
>Frisk
>Twisted Spoon
>Amnesia, Retaliate, Charm, Hyper Voicehoooooly shit i'm an awful pokemon
>Marowak
>Level 36
>Brave
>Battle Armor
>Rare Bonethick club
>Low Kick
>Fury Cutter
>Rock Climb
>Bone Club
Pretty good
>>25885032
Level 46 Chandelure @ Choice Specs / Safety Goggles
Adamant nature
Ability: Adaptability
Softboiled, Sharpen, Milk Drink, Cut
>>25891229
>Honchkrow
>Lvl 36
>Lonely Nature
Okay, seems like a bit of a stereotype but pretty normal so far
>your moveset is based on physical traits and skills that you have
>Pursuit, Toxic, Superpower
>your moveset is based on physical traits and skills that you have
>physical traits and skills that you have
>skills that you have
>Pursuit
Explain, because I'm seeing a very dark picture here, anon
>>25891457
I'm more amused by the fact that he considers himself to warrant Superpower.
>Dusknoir
>Level 36
One level off. Fuck.
>Relaxed Nature
>Pressure
>Calm Mind, Rest, Mean Look, Confuse Ray
>No held item
The only way to win is to confuse and stall. At least they can't escape?
>>25891480
Well, there is the possibility that he's a football player or does some kind of weight trainingthough with the lonely nature it doesn't seem likely
But when you add Moxie into it, then he very well could be a supervillain named Molesto
>Level 40 Mienfoo
>Timid
>Regenerator
>Yellow Flute
>Psych Up/Frustration/Endure/Rest
This is some Shitmon right here
>>25891480
Retard strength
>>25885563
You seem like you'd be fun to hang out with
>>25885600
>>25890942
Learn 2 maff
>>25886463
I'm interested in why you put Power Gem and Dragon pulse
>>25886674
>Giga Drain
You're either in medical training, boot camp, or a porn star. Or a vampire.
>>25886707
Wish and Future Sight together is making me sad
>>25886779
It does. What mountains?
>>25886858
I get the feeling you smoke the weeds
>>25887242
>Chair
>>25888005
>Attract, Slash, Frustration, Rest
Bruh
>>25890696
I like you solely for choosing best potato
>>25891200
>Drought
Where you been at? It's been piddling a weak excuse for rain for like two days now
>>25885032
>Misdreavous
>Level 42
>Relaxed
>Taunt, Perish Song, Mean Look, Shadow Sneak
>Leftovers (Leftover Pizza)
>Misdreavus only gets Levitate so Levitate
>Granbull
>Level 90
>Quiet
>Rattled
>Escape Rope
>Torment
>Rage
>Payback
>Retaliate
>>25885032
>Metagross
>Level 46
>Adamant
>Clear Body
>N3DS running Soul Silver...
>Rest, Zen Headbutt, Reflect, Metal Claw
I'm pretty good.
>>25891725
>>25891135
Oldfags
Charmander level 48. Quirky nature holding pokedoll. Moves: return, hidden power, rest, snore.
>Gengar
>Lv 36
>Quite
>Levitate
>Soda pop
>Hypnosis, Toxic, Shadow punch, Shadow ball
Hitmonchan
62
Bashful
Covet, Bulk Up, Rest, Frustration
Keen Eye
Fresh Water
>Porygon2
>36
>Lonely
>Fresh Water
>Frustration, Rest, Recycle, Pain Split
fug :DDDDD
>>25885032
Porygon-Z
Lv. 36
Quirky
Download
Cell Battery
Blizzard, Recover, Signal Beam, Sing
Pretty shitmon over here.
>Blaziken
>36
>Lax
>Blaze
>Beer
>Curse, Rest, Focus energy, Role Play
>>25885032
>Chandelure
>Lv. 44
>Timid
>Flash Fire
>Berry Juice
>Confuse Ray, Hex, Night Shade, Inferno
>Primeape
>lvl.44
>Adamant nature
>Anger Point(I get violently angry when I get hurt certain places)
>Rage, Rest, Low kick, Thrash
>Item: silk scarf
>>25892120
>not throwing away your fap tissues
anon please
>>25892305
>Lvl 34
MODS
>Raichu
>Lvl. 42
>Modest
>Lightningrod (Almost struck by lightning a couple times lmao)
>Sing, Encore, Disarming Voice, Growl
>Soda Pop
>All these posters that happen to be level "36"
Sure you are kids
>>25890768
>>25891105
>>25891308
Fabulous taste.
>Scizor (Mega if I could)
>Lv. 40
>Mild or Bashful
>Light Metal
>Amulet Coin
>Double Hit, Endure, Swords Dance, Baton Pass
>>25890768
>>25891105
>>25891308
>>25892591
>Seeing this many Scizor fans
Feels good man
Feels good
>Banette
>Lvl 38
>Adamant
>Insomnia
>Ghost Gem
>Shadow sneak, Thief, Grudge, Screech
>>25891649
That's because it's El Niño. We're still in a drought though.
>Banette
>Level 42
>Timid, highly curious
>Insomnia
>Mirror Ball
>Role Play, Facade, Payback, Will-o-Wisp
>level is your age x2
>I would be higher level than everyone else in this thread.
Aw fuck me.
>Ninetales
>lv. 44
>Timid
>Drought (I live in Florida)
>w/ Leftovers (my breakfast)
>Nasty Plot, Foul Play, Flamethrower, Rest (flamethrower because I really can't stand spicy food, and all I can think of is that anime thing where people spit fire when they eat spicy stuff)
Pic related is from a thread forever ago where an anon made a thread asking people for their favorite pokemon and favorite trainer, and said they'd determine your personality from it.It's eerily accurate, I'm very reserved and I pretty much never let go of grudges.
>>25893309
Glitched Missingno. levels?
Adamant
Defiant
Iron Head, Sucker Punch, Protect, Swords Dance
Lvl 38
I'm in a moving car and the item to my left is a belt, so expert belt. I'm viable besides my item.
>>25893566
Mmm- postgame B2/W2 levels. :( still too damn old to be chasing a shiny Archeops.
>>25891649
>I'm interested in why you put Power Gem and Dragon pulse
Well because I think they fit me more than most of the other moves in there.
See my favorite 'mon is Mareep but I don't really think most Electric type moves suit me personally, especially the ones the Mareep line learns.
I picked Power Gem because when I was a younger I used to have rock fights with the neighborhood kids, so I figure I've been hit with enough rocks to be at least half Rock type or have at least one Rock type move. I've probably got a few pebbles embedded in me somewhere and more than a few scars.
I picked Dragon Pulse because people say I have a scary looking face and pointy teeth. And since Dragon Pulse has to do with the mouth I thought it fit well enough. Better than most of the other moves.
Lv 54 Dragonair (Evolve next year I guess)
Mild, Shed Skin, Leftovers
>Aqua Tail
>Dragon Rush
>Blizzard
>Frustration
Eh I'm alright.
>>25892236
lol no it was pillows and hats, silk scarf was the closest I could think of.
>Serperior
>38
>Contrary
>Rash
>Frenzy Plant, Torment, Rest, and apparently Sweet Scent
>Item closest to my left is a nugget of marijuana so Revival Herb I guess
autism/10
>Espurr @ Dice
>Level 36
>Quirky nature
>Unaware
>Confusion - Covet - Nasty Plot - Sketch/Mimic
Meh, could be worse.
>>25885032
>Lucario
>Lv 42
>Modest
>Steadfast
>Ragecandybar
>Force Palm, Return, Reversal, Dark Pulse
