Which final evolution let you down the most? Pic related for me. Even after seeing Quilladin, I still held onto hope that the final evo would be worthy enough to choose Chespin. But holy shit, he looks like a retarded football player, and that color scheme..
FUck you OP i love chestport
>>25879212
dont worry. when sun and moon come out. people will be talking shit about the new thing and only bring up "chestport" to be a hipster insulter.
>>25879196
Complete opposite of me. I laughed out loud seeing my rival send out Quilladin and then ate my words later when I saw Chestnaught. Actually almost regretted picking Froakie. Almost.
Serperior, it is literally the only grass starter final evolution that I hate.
How you feel about Chesnaught is how I feel about Snivy's line. Love Snivy, but the other two are dogshit that need to burn.
>>25879196
I avoided spoilers for this gen and when I found goomy I knew it had to be the pseudo legend (weak as hell dragon type that late in the game and all).
When I was told it's name was "Goodra" I was expecting it to keep the snail motif and turn into some dripping hydra abomination....but instead I got this.
It's not a bad design by any means, I just feel like it was a missed opportunity for something much more.
>>25879196
>Fugly middle evo turns into a badass glyptodon
Chesnaught saved the line
Samurott.
>>25879236
smugleaf4ever
>>25879196
blaziken for years then samurott until it grown in me... also greninja...
>>25879241
>glyptodon
It's a hedgehog with chestnut armor
>>25879239
>It's not a bad design by any means
It's pretty bad.
>>25879300
Which looks like a glyptodon
>>25879196
Reminds me of Monster Rancher 4's Madillo base monster
>>25879239
This and Delphox. I was all set to use Fennekin, it was my favorite design of the starters, but when I saw how hideous its final form was I went with Froakie.
>>25879196
FUCKING THIS OP
I picked Chespin because he looked the cutest.
I argued on /vp/ like a mad man saying he was the best choice
Then Quilladin came out and argued even more because he was even cuter and looked silly as shit,
THEN THIS FUCKER COMES OUT AND I CANT EVEN DEFEND IT. FUCK WHERE DID IT GO SO WRONG
>>25879196
it could've easily been saved by it not being beige
>but chestnuts ripen and turn light
I prefer a pokemon to not look like shit than to mimic real life, if i've conceded that azumarill is acceptable despite rabbits being entire terrestrial and not blue, then i can accept that chesnaught would look better, say, with its shiny coloration
at least chesnaught and delphox made the starter choice easy
>>25879196
>Hating Chesnaught
>>25879309
This is bait.
>>25879485
>disagrees with your shitty opinion
>must be bait
>>25879427
>not understanding that Shitnaught is objectively shit
>>25879587
>Too deluded to admit he's wrong here
>>25879196
Anything that gains Fighting-type when it evolves.
>>25879196
jesus how can OP be such a gigantic faggot
>>25879664
you mean diluted you assblaster
>>25879690
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/deluded
>>25879619
>My opinion is objective
When will this meme end?
How could we go from this...
>>25879894
TO THIS
>>25879196
>Chespin has an symmetrically-placed dot
>most pokemon are symmetrical so this is special
>evos are symmetrical
Why can't Chesnaut get like one shield arm or something
>>25879619
>shitnaught
You must be 18 or older to post on this site.
>>25879196
Still looks better than the wottergate shit.
from what I've taken away from this rather comical thread is that everyone's opinion is right but wrong.
Chestnaughts horrible but also the best.
I am really consused.
Well this is /vp/ so that isn't anything new.
let us all agree that our own opinions are what matters, and everyone else's suck.
Best grass starter. Don't understand the hate. It's a great design.
>>25880777
Eh, I don't mind it or the concept, but it's flawed as fuck. Could have been the goat, but it's just average.
>>25879757
That doesn't even fit the word you were trying to use retard.
>>25880786
Your taste is awful.
>>25879309
It's an okay design tainted by the residue of extreme autism and fetishism that surrounds it
>>25880786
>all 3 kalos starters in shit tier
>all 3 gen 1 starters in god tier
>turtwig line in high tier
I need to get a mop to wash this garbage taste out of my mouth
>>25880786
>quilava above typhlosion
shit taste
>>25880786
How someone can like the piece of rotten dogshit that is Blaziken I will never understand. At least Combusken still looks like a chicken.
>>25881912
Cry about it, gen 2 baby.
Delphox.
There's something about its design that's just off putting. Not really a fan of Braixen either.
>>25879231
I don't remember my rival, I remember Shauna because she has a personality and a Goodra but Serena/Calem is just so bland and weak.
I never thought a Grass starter could be more shit than Meganium.
How wrong I was.
>>25882596
This, only starter I ever abandoned mid-playthrough.
>>25882596
>>25882605
>Hating on SerperiorWe need to be friends.
>>25880786
only looking at final stage
>emboar samurott and delphox ass tier
checks out
>meganium in mid tier
that's fair, i would go a little higher, infernape definitely in high or god tier for me
>swampert in high tier
would be mid tier for me, i don't like his elbow pads and eyebrow rudders, not to mention the giant assfin
>torterra in god tier
you my nigga for life
>>25882596
What's worse is that Snivy had the whole Smugleaf meme to hype it up.
>>25882596
What's wrong with it?
>>25882596
Isn't Serperior doing much better now that it has official access to Contrary? I'm still not hearing good things about Meganium yet.
>>25882640
Its OU. Doing much better than Shitganium.
BEST GRASS STARTER:
>Torterra
BEST FIRE STARTER:
>Charizard
BEST WATER STARTER:
>Blastoise
WORST GRASS STARTER:
>Meganium
WORST FIRE STARTER:
>Emboar
WORST WATER STARTER:
>Samurott
>>25882700
this is fine
>>25882567
i'd like it a lot better if it's lower half were more flowing and robe-like, to fully convey that mage concept
the fact that its ingame model looks like ass doesn't help either
>>25882700
Fucking pleb tastes.
Best Grass
>Chesnaught
Best Fire
>Emboar
Best Water
>Blastoise
Worst Grass
>Meganium
Worst Fire
>Charizard
Worst Water
>Swampert
>>25882734
>Best Grass
>>Chesnaught
>Best Fire
>>Emboar
>Worst Fire
>>Charizard
No one's taste could be this bad. You're either baiting or retarded.
>>25882763
>he likes shitzard
>>25882773
It's objectively the best one in terms of design.
I could see Infernape being a close second but Emboar? Seriously?
>>25882734
>worst water
>swampert
get raped
>>25882773
So-Fucking-cute
>>25882779
>not liking the ultimate bromon
>>25882700
You've got garbage taste senpai.
Best Grass: Torterra
Best Fire: Typhlosion
Best Water: Samurott
Worst Grass; Venusaur
Worst Fire: Blaziken
Worst Water: Blastoise
>>25882734
>Best Grass
>>Chesnaught
Literally the worst taste possible.
News flash: There's a more than a million reasons why /vp/ understands that Chesnaught is trash.
>>25881894
It fits perfectly, you've tricked yourself into thinking your opinion is the only opinion because you refuse to be wrong. Hence, you're deluded.
This is the last reply you're getting out of me btw, consider finishing highschool.
>>25885023
Here's your reply.
>>25879239
it was such a weak finish to such a flawless design
if it had at least kept a sliggoo-like face, I wouldn't have much problem with it, but they opted for dragonite 2.0
>>25883542
List all of them
>>25879196
Grass: Serperior
Water: Samurott
Fire: Delphox
>>25883319
>Wingless Charizard
>Best at anything.
>>25880314
My favourite pokémon
I love that chapter
>>25882700
BEST GRASS STARTER:
>Torterra
BEST FIRE STARTER:
>Charizard
BEST WATER STARTER:
>Greninja
WORST GRASS STARTER:
>Serperior
WORST FIRE STARTER:
>Delphox
WORST WATER STARTER:
>Samurott
>>25882779
> the best one in terms of design
> Its design is just a default dragon
You are genwunner retarded
>>25882567
>Not really a fan of Braixen either.
Same here. They're both step downs from Fennekin. I remember really hoping it would remain quadruped. No guarantee that would have saved the designs but I think it would have an improvement.
Can' we just agree that Chesnaught, Emboar and Samuroot are the objective worst starters of their respective types and move on?
>>25887487
Absolutely not.
>>25887487
No. Emboar is best friend.
>>25887487
that would be Torterra, Blaziken, and Empoleon
>>25879196
>not liking football players
What other subversive, unAmerican thoughts are you harboring, commie?
>>25879196
This shit here, it should have been a god damn plague doctor but NO! It could have been a god damn Fairy/Poison type too!
>>25886688
>Step downs from Fennekin
>Wanting it to remain quadruped
Fennekin was already a poor man's Vulpix in design, no need to make the rest of the line light that.
>>25879318
It doesn't, it's not even close
>>25892466
>not even close
oh yeah because it looks so much like a hedgehog
>>25879239
God it is literally the worst pokemon of gen 6 and that's really saying something. How fucking stupid. Literally MLP dragon fetish bait. I'll never get over it.
>>25879196
I like Chesnaught, but the way its model moves when it uses Wood Hammer is absolutely shameful. Shit looks like a plastic toy that gets turned slightly. Why would they have such a shit animation for such an important attack?
>>25882700
>>25883319
>>25886508
>Torterra best grass starter
>when Sceptile exists
>>25895238
Sceptile is second best but Torterra edges out.
>>25895252
Sinnohfetus detected. Torterra is objectively worse than Sceptile.
>tied with Meganium in PU for being the worst Grass starter competitively
>one of Ash's worst Pokémon in the DP saga
>has a plant glued onto the top of it just like Venusaur
>doesn't have a Mega
>>25882567
It looks great in the sugimori art and anime. Shame I've only seen maybe one fanartist get how graceful it can look when on-model.
>>25895252
Torterra didn't even get into Pokken as a playable character. Haha. Stay mad your favorite shitmon wasn't popular enough to make the cut.
>>25882596
>>25882700
>Meganium hate
Meganium is cute! CUTE!
>>25882700
10/10
BEST GRASS STARTER:
>Sceptile
BEST FIRE STARTER:
>Blaziken
BEST WATER STARTER:
>Greninja
WORST GRASS STARTER:
>Meganium
WORST FIRE STARTER:
>Delphox
WORST WATER STARTER:
>Feraligatr
>>25895334
Meganium is shit! SHIT!
>>25895321
Torterra is just a ripoff venusaur for sinnohfetuses
>>25895614
Exactly
>>25879196
I really like Chesnaught. I wish he kept some of his original coloring though. Maybe the back armour
>>25879239
I could accept the legs if it kept the shell or the whole thing if it retained sliggo eyes. Shame
>>25895614
Venusaur is a fatass shit and ruined based Ivysaur.
Torterra's concept is better in every possible way.
Your post contains the worst taste I've seen since this year started.
>>25895278
>you know right tiers are based over usage, if, for example, it pops out a threat only torterra can counter, people will use it much more. Tiers are not based over pokémon strength, so point invalid.
>I shall not even responde at this point.
>So? They rehashed mons hundreds of times.
>That's a merit not having a shitty mega to me. Remember that gen 6 is not even canon so megas doesn't count anyway.
>>25896251
>Meganium as the best grass starter
What the fuck are you smoking, anon?
>>25879196
I never got the hate for Chesnaught's design, he's not bad at all.
Delphox is the only Gen VI starter I dislike.
>>25879819
>saying that everytime somebody uses the word "objective"
You're literally getting angry at memes, you imbecile
>>25880786
>>25896207
>gen 6 is not even canon
>>25896318
>not liking Meganium
Not the best, but objectively better designed than Shitnaught.
>>25896963
Meganium is literally a ripoff Venusaur who's inferior in every aspect.
>>25896988
>not vulnerable to Earthquake or Psychic
>learns both screens and Giga Drain
It's not good, but it's not horrible either.
>>25887487
Yes.
Yes we absolutely can.
As long as we have Delphox as an honorable mention.
>>25897128
Not him but isn't that thing sitting pretty in NU?
I was expecting a Dragon/Bug to come out of Shellgon's cocoon.
>>25895238
It's extremely fucking close, but Torterra's design is perfection.
>>25896405
Chesnaught is literal shit, and you should feel bad for not knowing otherwise.
>>25879239
>>25886415
Where's that god tier snail-Goodra design?
>>25896251
Terrible.
>>25899562
>Shitnaught
>best
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>25899562
A++
BEST GRASS STARTER
>Sceptile / Runner-up: Venusaur
BEST FIRE STARTER
>Infernape / Runner-up: Charizard
BEST WATER STARTER
>Feraligatr / Runner-up: Empoleon
WORST GRASS STARTER
>Chesnaught / Runner-up: Meganium
WORST FIRE STARTER
>Delphox / Runner-up: Blaziken
WORST WATER STARTER
>Samurott / Runner-up: N/A
>>25899573
>>25879196
None, I completely ignore the existence of NFes
>>25899601
objectively correct opinion
>>25899609
Get that hideous piece of trash out of here.
>>25879375
Are you me, anon? Cute Pokémon are the best ones. I don't want ugly eggshell heads.
>>25899678
>>25899601
Let me fix that
Best Grass
1) Sceptile
2) Venusaur
Best Fire
1) Infernape
2) Blaziken
Best Water
1) Empoleon
2) Blastoise
Worst Grass
1) Meganium
2) Serperior
Worst Fire
1) Typhlosion
2) Delphox
Worst Water
N/A
>>25895017
>And that's saying something.
Fuck off, autist.
>>25895017
>it is literally the worst pokemon of gen 6
Wrong, that would be Chesnaught.
>>25879359
i did the same damn thing
>>25888974
>Le plague doctor meme
Stay mad and kill yourself.
>>25882533
>Not looking into a pokemon's basis at fucking all
>complaining about it
This is why I fucking hate you guys.
>>25880786
>all 3 of the latest gens in "ASS TIER"
>>25879196
Emboar, a nacho libre pig
>>25879196
>>25879619
>opinions
>objectively
Best fire starter: 1. Typhlosion, 2. Emboar the Ganonpork
Best water starter: 1. Blastoise, 2. Greninja
Best grass starter: 1. Venusaur, 2. Serperior
Worst fire starter: 1. Delphox, 2. Charizard (When not Mega X)
Worst water starter: 1. Samurott, 2. Empoleon
Worst grass starter: 1. Torterra, 2. Chesnaught
>>25879196
>that awkward waist
Ugly as hell
>>25901357
No feraligatr? Fuck off
>>25899601
>Venusaur
Stop trying to pretend you're an oldfag. Real genwunners HATE Venusaur. EVERYONE hates Venusaur.
BEST GRASS STARTER
Sceptile
BEST FIRE STARTER
Typhlosion
BEST WATER STARTER
Swampert
WORST GRASS STARTER
Meganium
WORST FIRE STARTER
Emboar
WORST WATER STARTER
Samurott
>>25901357
>Typhlosion in best
>Blastoise and Greninja
>liking M-Charizard X
Edgy McEdgeson
>thinking that serperior is anything but the best grass starter
Pls go
>>25902544
Fuck Serperior. Why did it get Contrary and not Sceptile?
I'd say Dragonite, but I only don't like it's design because it doesn't fit with Dratini and Dragonair. I love to use it in battle. Nobody expects a Multiscale Weakness Policy Dragonite.
>>25901597
WORST TASTE OF IT ALL
BEST GRASS STARTER
Seviper
BEST FIRE STARTER
Talonflame
BEST WATER STARTER
Carracosta
WORST GRASS STARTER
Tropius
WORST FIRE STARTER
Simisear
WORST WATER STARTER
Krookodile
EVERYONE SHUT UP IT IS TIME FOR THE DEFINITIVE EDITION OF THE TIER LIST
BEST GRASS STARTER
Torterra/Serperior
BEST FIRE STARTER
Blaziken
BEST WATER STARTER
Greninja
WORST GRASS STARTER
Chestnaught
WORST FIRE STARTER
Charizard
WORST WATER STARTER
Empoleon
>>25902690
>WORST FIRE STARTER
>Charizard
Go away hipsterfag.
>>25901513
I picked Bulbasaur in Red. Fuck off.
>>25902711
Sorry, but I dont like uninspired designs
Charizard is literally just a dragon, there is nothing interesting about it
I don't know about you guys (and I can understand disagreement) but I think I'm ready for a gen without standard starter mons, and instead having an Animal Crossing esque personality quiz at the start to determine which starter to give you, out of hundreds of possible mons (not all lines are in the running because balance but the idea is that there are tons of possibilities)
>>25902933
Nah, starters are part of the experience. There's ways to get most Pokemon as starters if you don't the like any of the set.
>>25902974
Yeah I know but when you do a replacement it feels kinda like a trick / not genuine, and you still won't have them from the Very Start. I don't necessarily think they'd ever do it, but Game Freak has loved to challenge series conventions lately so it's not totally impossible.
>>25879239
>draw a generic dragon
>"oh shittu, I forgot this dragon typu is supposed to be slimy"
>draw green blobs under the arms and chin, call it a day
>>25903127
>generic dragon
when i think of a generic dragon i dont think of a dragonite/goodra type design personally
>>25879245
I know no one agrees with me, but i liked samurott. oshawott had a pretty bad design imo but i always go with the water starter, so i picked him. Once i saw dewott i thought it looked pretty cool, he looked a lot more martial-arts-like, kinda like a watery jackie chan. Then he goes full samurai with samurott, and it seemed fitting to me. But that's just my unpopular opinion.
>>25903201
Samurott took me a LOT of getting used to, but I do like it now.
>>25902933
Like most of the mystery dungeon games?
I hated those, got stuck with a skitty, and was too lazy to reset.
BEST GRASS STARTER:
>Sceptile
BEST FIRE STARTER:
>Typhlosion
BEST WATER STARTER:
>Blastoise
WORST GRASS STARTER:
>Meganium
WORST FIRE STARTER:
>Emboar
WORST WATER STARTER:
>Empoleon
>>25903222
I feel like he should've gotten the fighting type instead of emboar, and emboar should've stayed pure fire
>>25903223
Maybe if you weren't a shit person you wouldn't have gotten a shit mon :^)
>>25903231
BEST GRASS STARTER:
>Sceptile
BEST FIRE STARTER:
>Infernape
BEST WATER STARTER:
>Empoleon
WORST GRASS STARTER:
>Meganium
WORST FIRE STARTER:
>Emboar
WORST WATER STARTER:
>Feraligatr
>>25879196
>Chesnaught
>Worst Starter
Anon, I hope you're baiting, because that's just plain wrong, dummy. Chesnaught is clearly one of, if not, the best starter, In all regards.
Let's look at his strengths, shall we?
>God Tier Design
If you haven't already noticed, when the Kalos starters were designed based off the traditional RPG class trio: Fighter, Mage, and Thief. They made a mistake while designing Chesnaught, though: fighter doesn't begin to describe the depth of devastation this burly motherfucker this giant hedgehog beast is capable of wreaking.
For instance, his base attack is 107, which might seem mediocre until you remember that this spiny bastard's secondary type is fighting, which is ONLY ONE OF THE BEST OFFENSE TYPES IN THE GAME, NIGGA. Every fighting type move he can learn has great power which gets multiplied by 1.5 thanks to STAB, which will then be doubled if it's super effective.
He's also got a fuckhuge movepool. Notable attack types they have access to include Flying, Psychic, Electric, and even fucking Ground, which just so happens to have FIVE fucking types it's super effective against. They can even learn Giga Impact NATURALLY. Other poke's who can do this include two t-rexes, a pterodactyl, a gigantic fucking golem, and the GOD OF LIFE ITSELF.
But we're far from done here, because he's also got access to Belly Drum, which raises his attack stat not one, not two, but SIX goddamned stages. In other words,you'd bolster your fucking britches if you want to survive two rounds with this recipe for anal annihilation that tastes like every mistake you've ever made mixed with your parent's disappointment.
Goddamn, just try to look at that muscly fucker with his tree-trunk limbs for more than ten seconds and tell me they don't fill you with the fear of god. In fact, Chesnaughts are all so fucking manly that even the females have sick-ass beards that grow into their heaps of chest hair. He's also got a great shiny sprite to boot.
cont.
>>25882700
S H I T
.........A
.........S
.........T
.........E
>>25896251
That fucking 3D Venusaur model is so disgusting
Probably Sceptile, Garchomp, or Rhyperior.
>>25904121
You're a pleb, and your opinion belongs in the trash.
>>25904121
>Coolest gimmick
Pokemon have the unfortunate tendency to have pun names that describe what they are. For example, Blastoise is a turtle with canons on it's back.
That's probably why Chesnaut's name is derived from things that are un-fucking-stoppable, because his thing is that he's a tough nut to crack.
For starters, he's got THE BEST BASE DEFENSE OF ANY STARTER, at 122, which is pretty dope when you consider that most fighting types have less than 83 at max lvl. In fact, the only one with more than him is Coballion, who's just barely better with 128. That's right, a LEGENDARY VIGILANTE SWORD HORSE is only MARGINALLY more sturdy than a glorified hedgehog. And that's not even taking into account the fuckhuge shell on his back.
Now, we've already established this dude's a beefy bastard, but if the pokedex is to be believed, and it should be, considering they're used frequently by professional scientists, his shell is harder than a diamond with a dick. It lets Chesnaught do some crazy shit. For example, the best Chesnaughts, when pushed hard enough, FLIP AN ENTIRE TANK by running into it. Think about that for a second: 50 tons of guns and steel, flipped all the way OVER by this Golaiath of a beast. Not even a goddamned NUKE can stop him: All he has to do is duck into his shell for a bit and he'll be more than fine.
Now wipe the jizz off your screen. I know you just came after reading about one of the best Pokemon, and we're not done yet.
You Good? Great, Now go get something you can clean up cum with because it's about to happen again
Alright let's go.
Chesnaught has a second rad as fuck gimmick. Se the green sections on his arms? Not only are they known for being tough as fuck and beefier than your mom's gaping uterus, but he can also spawn LONG-ASS SPIKES from them.
His (previously) signature move, Spiky Shield is just him connecting his arms so the needles form a wall of "FUCK YOU" to any and all physical attackers.
Cont
>>25904121
>>25905015
>talonflame used brave bird
And get out.
>>25905312
>A Pokémon has a 4x weakness! That automatically means it sucks!
>Garchomp, Tyranitar, Scizor, Hoopa-Unbound, and Ferrothorn are all terrible Pokémon!
Oh wow. Great argument. You sure showed him.
>>25904121
>Kalos starters were designed based off the traditional RPG class trio: Fighter, Mage, and Thief
and Venusaur/Charizard/Blastoise were based on nothing and are superior
opinion null and void, just because something has a basis doesn't mean it's good
>>25905349
>Venusaur/Charizard/Blastoise were based on nothing
They where all amphibians. Based on them at least.
>>25905365
You mean reptiles.
>>25905371
Let's just say Chordate and call it a day.
>>25882700
Good taste. Let me chime in.
Best:
>Sceptile
>Charizard
>Feraligatr
Runners-up:
>Torterra
>Blaziken
>Blastoise
Worst:
>SerperiorI really don't mind it though
>Delphox
>Samurott
Almost as bad:
>MeganiumMeganium is fine, though.
>Emboar
>EmpoleonEmpoleon is good, though.
I guess honestly the only genuinely bad starters are Emboar, Samurott and Delphox. All the others are either good or mediocre at worst.
>>25905015
>Still Gimmicks
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Well, if he's stacked up physically, I'll just use a special move. I mean, he's only got average special defense, so I should be fine as long as it's super effective. I also enjoy violently gobbling huge cocks and can only get off with anal stimulation". Well think again, pussyfart, because Chesnaught CAN ACTUALLY BECOME IMMUNE TO SOME SPECIALL MOVES. And I don't mean with Protect, Spiky Shield, or Quick Gaurd (that's right, the Bravest Bird of 2013 can't one shot this guy), I mean he won't take any damage from it. It's his hidden SIGNATURE ABILITY, Bulletproof. Put simply, ANY BALL MOVEOR BOMB MOVE WONT EVEN SCRATCH IT WITH THIS ABILITY. Shame, considering how much you love you some balls, don't you ya massive faggot? Don't even try to attack this guy if you're not prepared, because he will give you 17 new assholes and rape every single one of them.
>He's great in universe
I know my description of them makes it sound like they are living proof that God either doesn't exist or never loved us,but they're actually gentle, kind hearted creatures that only attack when threatened and to protect loved ones. Good thing you're one of those as the one who turned it into a Chesnaught in the first place. Imagine, Travelling the world with a your giant, fuzzy, manly hedge-bro who is also nigh indestructible and can charge or block anything that might try and hurt you.
Just look at this big, lovable fucker.
Wouldn't it be the tightest shit if you watched him lock proverbial horns with a Pangoro and then proceed to throw him aside and finish him with a Drain Punch?
Wouldn't it be Rad if you paired him up with your Aegislash and made him a real knight?
Wouldn't it be great if he just hugged you close, pushing you into his soft, scraggly chestbeard while you gazed up at the stars after a long day of hunting for Pokemon? Yes. It would.
TL;DR, OP Is a massive faggot if he's being serious.
>>25905391
Chesnaught is mediocre as fuck and has the worst pallet I've ever seen.
>>25905365
>>25905371
I mean, they're reptilian looking sure, but they're just kaiju, which is what starters should be, not furries and literal my mom's animals.
>>25905400
Well, the shiny is much better.
>>25905418
Oh fuck yeah. Chesnaught is just one of those things that could have been fucking great and almost is, but just isn't.
>>25905390
My fucking nigga
>>25905429
Yee. And honestly, it's a dead tie between Sceptile/Torterra and Feraligatr/Blastoise. I just like using Feraligatr in-game a little more because it's more offensive oriented which is better for in-game.
>>25905427
Chesnaught is a literal pile of shit. It never had any potential to be great.
>>25905444
It's not THAT bad, man. Its 3D model looks like fucking garbage, but most of the models do.
Now something like Emboar is a pile of shit. That thing is fucking awful. Zigzags and bullshit pasted everywhere. So awful.
Chesnaught is just conservatively mediocre.
>>25905400
I think he was trying to do one of these but can't into MS Paint
I really don't get what people hate about Emboar.
>>25905481
What don't you get exactly?
IN ORDER from best to worst
God tier:
>Torterra
Top Tier:
>Sceptile
>Blastoise
>Blaziken
High Tier:
>Greninja
>Charizard
>Infernape
Mid Tier:
>Chesnaught
>Feraligatr
>Venusaur
>Empoleon
>Serperior
>Typhlosion
>Swampert
Low Tier:
>Emboar
Pokemon was a Mistake tier:
>Meganium
>Samurott
>Delphox
>>25905487
Why they don't like it?
>>25905510
Swap Infernape with Feraligatr and you got yourself a fucking deal.
>>25905512
>awful proportions (oval body, tiny head, no snout)
>shapes and swirls and lines all over it for no reason
>ANOTHER fire/fighting starter (the worst one stat-wise to boot)
If I had to redesign Emboar, I'd make it a Fire/Ground quadropedal razorback. With similar proportions to like, the Beast from Beauty and the Beast. Make the furry "razorback" and its tail flames and keep the brown color scheme. Would be fucking great imo.
>>25905567
He has the same basic proportions as Blastoise, Empoleon, and Chesnaught.
And the designs are meant to reflect pro-wrestler wear, while the swirl calls back to a Greco-Roman design where such grappling originated. So there is reason to it.
>>25905656
>there is reason to it
every time
Reason doesn't make it a good design.
>>25905656
>He has the same basic proportions as Blastoise, Empoleon, and Chesnaught.
>he
except it doesn't
>>25905748
>>he
...alright?
And I said basic. Not exact. Large body, small head to emphasize girth. It's not exactly without purpose.
>>25905783
>purpose
>reason
>etc.
If they threw all that meaningless drivel out the window, they might have designed a decent mon that STILL got the point across regardless.
>>25905801
And how exactly should a pro wrestler fire pig look anon?
>>25905801
>purpose
>reason
>meaningless drivel
What?
>>25905811
Swap out the medieval theme for a pro wrestler theme. Emboar just has fucking shit proportions and all those shapes and designs all over it are awful. But if you remove the shapes and lines and change its proportions and shape, you basically get an entirely new Pokemon i.e. Emboar is shit and can't be saved.
Also
>pro wrestling fire pig
no one asked for this
>make the razor on its head firey
please GF
>>25905846
>no one asked for this
I did.
All I'm really getting from this is that you simply don't like bulky proportions and patterns. Which is all I really wanted to know anyway I guess.
>>25905864
Bulky proportions are completely fine. The problem with Emboar is not that its proportions are bulky, like you said, Blastoise is bulky, its Emboar's own individual proportions. Bulky proportions are not inherently bad.
I would
>give Emboar a pig head, not just some guy's head with a pig nose pasted on
Honestly, that right there might make it twice as good. It's that awful little head. It's so ugly I hate looking at it.
>give it a pig head
>broaden its shoulders
>drag some of that bulk up to its upper body
>make its legs SLIGHTLY longer
Also, it's based on Zhu Bajie and the pro wrestler thing is subjective.
>>25905917
>Also, it's based on Zhu Bajie and the pro wrestler thing is subjective.
No, those are theories (Pignite is very obviously wearing a wrestler singlet which supports the idea). Liking/disliking his head and proportions are subjective. I was just curious to see the viewpoint.
>>25879196
Maybe it's because your comparing him to a football player, when you say that, yeah he does look retarded. I compared him to a Pokemon and thought, wow, looks like a cool grass type.
>>25888974
The plague doctor meme is shit, but I still dislike Aromatisse's design. It changes from being a little bird into some big fat bird-mammal thing.
>>25888974
this Should have been aFlamingo
i wasn't to big on the plague doctor idea everyone thought it would be
and im not a fan of Perfume Burlesque dancer it is now
Definitely Samurott.
It's previous evos had a good ratio of cute to cool, and then it just turns into that. I feel like I'd be more okay with him if he was bipedal, because then he'd make a bit more sense and I could fathom how he uses slashing and cutting moves. It's really a shame, he had potential.
>>25879300
>hurr durr pokemon can only have one design influence
>>25903223
>Rescue Team
>not using skitty, destroyer of worlds.
It's not too bad in Sky either, despite normalise nuking any coverage it has.
>>25906690
You're a retard.
It's a flamenco dancing flamingo.
That's the joke.