What's the dumbest non OP post you've ever come across on /vp/?
>I hope Spritzee evolves into a Plague Doctor!
>Pokémon designs nowadays is shit, check out my Inuyasha fanart, It would be a better pokémon
>Sun/Moon is gen 7!
>non OP
Tch, cheater.
>>25878262
>Sun/Moon is gen 6.5
>>25878235
basically i saved a picture reply from an anon that wanted an "Owlbear" pokemon. and I quote
>"I want a bear with an Owl Face. Not an Owl With a bear body."
so an anon made this real quick.
>>25878235
>non-OP
Clever way to hide from the blame you deserve.
>>25878235
>Gen """""""6.5"""""""
>>25878298
>Clever way to hide from the blame you deserve
Are you admitting to actually wanting a Plague Doctor Pokemon?
Kind of embarrassing desu
>>25878308
Where did he say anything like that?
Keep digging yourself deeper, OP.
>>25878262
This
>>25878292
Kek
>>25878308
What the fuck? How in the hell did you get that from what I said?
Man you deserve all the blame.
>>25878262
Haha yeah right, the one guy who is still seriously arguing against SM being Gen 7 is a raging autist whose only argument is "IT PROBABLY WON'T HAVE NEW MECHANICS"
>>25878235
this >>25879454
There was that one underage faggot who didn't know what != means. Then he spent the whole thread trying to justify his stupidity.
>>25878235
Why is that so wrong? It would've fit with the French theme, the perfume theme, the face, and could've looked cool.
>>25878235
Plague doctor made sense and the outcome was disappointing. The worst was "litleo will evolves into a manticore one"
>>25878235
I want to request more aromatisse art but I feel bad
>Muh plague doctor
>Muh following pokemon
>Muh Zygarde game
>Muh Gen 6.5
>Muh mechanics
>Muh pentagon
>Muh Gardevoir threads
>Anythign Blue Man says
>Muh GCP11 literally hitler
>Muh "hahaha i don't know"
>Muh Proud of Its Power
>Muh implying owls are birds
>Muh gen war thread
>Muh [insert ridiculous fetish here]
>>25881777
Keep telling yourself that about Spritzee.
It's wrong.
>>25881777
>Plague doctor made sense
That's retarded, though. You just want more edgy mons.
>>25878235
this, here >>25881856
>>25878235
>being this mad people generally think Aromatisse looks like shit
>>25882022
>edgy
You do know that plague doctors tried to help people, right? And even if you think a bird mask is "edgy" do you really think it wouldn't be cartoonified on a pokémon?
>>25882022
>>25881868
How the fuck does it not make sense?
It's in PokEurope, and plague doctors were in Europe.
Spritzee's beak looks like a plague doctor mask.
Spritzee has a perfume theme, and plague doctors stuffed their beaks with perfumes because they believed that that would keep them safe from plague.
Also,
>edgy
How the fuck are plague doctors edgy?
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean that it wouldn't make perfect sense, you fucking retards.
>>25878235
>I hope Spritzee evolves into a fat ugly deformed whore that looks like is wearing a diaper
thank god we don't live in a universe where this happened and what we got was a cute Fairy/Flying Flamingo
>>25881868
>Keep telling yourself that about Spritzee. It's wrong.
It's a plague doctor. Get over yourself.
>>25882022
>doctors
>edgy
>trying to help people is now edgy
/vp/ really is filled with kids
>>25882022
>They were bad doctors so they must be edgy!
Nice try, kiddo.
I wish Spritzee had evolved into literally anything else
>>25878235
>I like gen 6 pokemon
I haven't personally come across this one, but this is defiantly one of the most retarded posts on /vp/.
>>25882465
>>25882437
This. Flamingo, plague doctor, some other sort of majestic fairy bird, whatever. Not Aromatisse though.
>don't worry guys!
>fairies won't just be pink cartoony shits!
>we're gonna get all kinds of mythological creatures that are creepy and stuff!
>don't worry
>>25882502
>>25882437
Fuck off, edgy kids
>>25878235
I don't mind the design, but why the fuck isn't it Fairy/Poison? Read its Pokedex entries.
>>25882508
(You)
>>25878262
>>25878289
/thread
ITT: Butthurt Plague Doctor fags still on suicide watch.
>>25882508
No...... *teleports behind you* YOU fuck off. *slices you in half*
>>25882228
You beat me to it.Damn
The moon is clouds
>>25878292
what pokemon was he talking about as "owl with bear body"?
Abomasnow?
>>25882465
>Defiantly
Defiant against what?
>>25882531
It's kind of funny watching plague doctor fags stay mad forever.
Flamingo fags are also boring and unimaginative losers.
Glad they both lost.
>>25882531
>>25882868
>Replying to your own post
>>25883010
Whatever helps you feel better about losing, I guess.
>>25883018
>being satisfied with a fat drag queen
there are no winners here anon
>>25883018
>Literally 30 second reply
Lol, is your life really that pathetic that you keep refreshing the same thread to see if anyone took your bait?
>>25883018
Calm down buddy, it's just a Pokemo
>>25883031
I like it so I won.
>>25883032
I refreshed the catalog, and still won.
>>25883045
Good for you mate, I hope the autism improves when you get out of high school :)
>>25882531
>>25882868
>>25883018
>>25883045
>>25883061
>Good for you mate
Thank you, better luck next time.
>>25883045
>I won
It's not like it was a competition or anything, bud.
>>25883078
Whatever helps you feel better about losing, I guess.
People wanted fairies that weren't cute blobs. We got a fairy that is creepy and hideous. What's the problem?
>>25883045
Did you tell your mom that you won
>>25883092
That's all you could come up with?
Poor you.
>>25883120
>the mean bullies
That's probably his fetish, lol.
>>25883120
Not underage, sorry.
You'll have to try harder.
>>25883100
People just wanted their precious little Plague Doctor really really bad.
>>25883137
Global Rule 2: You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>25883148
I think Spritzee and Aromatisse's beaks are possibly both inspired by plague doctor masks.
Its a stretch, but I don't see why they can't be.
They don't have to look exactly like a cartoon version of a Plague Doctor to have inspiration from them.
>>25879454
>being this triggered
>>25878235
Aromatise looks like a gay rights activist, even the cry is super gay.
>>25878235
BW and B2W2 are the best games in the series.
>>25878235
Plague doctor would've been cool but I wasn't invested in it. I preferred Swirlix anyway.
Aromatisse is absolute fucking garbage though. It's just so ugly. Slurpuff is also a downgrade from Swirlix but at least it's not that bad.
>Fairy type isn't happening guys!
There was a compilation of about a dozen posts who were completely convinced Fairy wasn't happening. Anyone have it?
>>25884114
I could actually use a Slurpuff, but Goddamn if Aromatisse isn't the worst possible outcome.
One of the less than 10 Pokemon that I actually hate.
>>25878235
Opportunity to make a next gen pokemon.
>makes an abomination
lolk w/e
>>25884270
And then it would have long flamingo legs under the cloak!
>>25878235
ORAS not being half-assed shit and better than Emerald.
>>25881686
Gr8 b8 m8
>>25884270
>fedora and trenchcoat
>>25883314
Aromatisse is the true gay icon.
I can see why the straights are mad.
>>25884382
Every hat isn't a fedora, and how on Earth is that a trenchcoat? It's just a robe or something.
>>25884270
>pink skinny honchcrow
Ok.
>>25884270
>pink skinny honchcrow
Ok.
>>25884452
Fug
>>25884443
>>25884452
Might as well say that for the other birds!
>Starly is just grey Pidgey
>>25884443
>>25884452
>pink skinny honchcrow
Ok.
>pink skinny honchcrow
Ok.
>>25884443
>>25884452
>>25884512
>>25885964
>>pink skinny honchcrow
>Ok.
Ok.
>>25886055
>pink skinny honchcrow
Ok.
>>25881856
>Muh following pokemon
that was the best possible mechanic they ever introduced and you fucking know it
>>25886245
>pink skinny honchcrow
Ok.
>>25886315
>pink skinny honchcrow
Ok.
