You're in the pokemon center when this guy floats up and slaps your girl's ass, what do?
Keep in mind he's Adamant with 427 Attack and has Intimidate
>>25874463
cry
>Snorunt used Powder Snow
>>25874463
That's a big kitty for me :3
I just throw my freeze pop at him and then watch him drop dead.
REREREREEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE AND DON'T SLAP THAT GIRL I WAS STALKING
>>25874621
But you're intimidated so your throw is weakened, and fling doesn't do that much damage anyway.
Plus I doubt anyone on /vp/ has a high attack stat.
>>25874666
>attack
>not using special attack
>>25874660
kek
Go cloyster, use ice shard
>>25874463
That pokemon trio was a mistake
>>25874765
>throwing a piece of ice
>special attack
Yeah let me just have Weavile use Nasty Plot so it can kill Landorus with Ice Shard.
>>25874463
Throw ice cubes at it.
>>25874463
Prep him.
>>25875453
Duh Focus Sash
>>25874463
Dump the ice in my drink on him and watch as he has a heart attack.
>>25874666
Wouldn't the girlfriend be intimidated not me?Is a threesome an option?
>>25874463
Why did he slap his own ass? :^)
>>25874666
4 pops should be enough for him to drop dead anyway
>>25874463
send out my choice specs timid hp ice lando-t
>>25874463
I'm pretty sure she's dead now
splash several hot cups of water on him in succession, hoping to burn if not kill him
>>25874463
Bend over and allow him to ravage my asshole with his mighty knot.
>>25874463
well I WOULD just Ice punch with Metagross
but you know it's going to be scarfed
there is literally no reason you are not going to put a scarf on this and earth/rock/u-turn spam
literally the only other thing would be life orb
Blizzard.
Suck his dick and make lewd faces and sounds
>>25879518
It also runs defensive sets with rocky helmet/leftovers + stealth rock.
Unless you only play VGC, then you only see offensive variants.
>>25879518
if it's scarfed just send out a zapdos with substitute and roost it can pp stall it in a few turns
trust me it works
You're in the pokemon center when this guy bounces up and slaps your girl's ass, what do?
Keep in mind he's Timid with 315 Speed and has Protean
>>25880593
Ask him to slap my ass. HARD.
![poke04[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XGi9Mqi.jpg "poke04[1].jpg")
>>25880394
>>25875498
>>25875200
>>25874879
>>25874621
You carefully take a closer look at his tail. You notice this being wrapped around it. You angered him. He proceeds to to create small edges stones that could easily kill a man with no effort and throw them in all directions.
>>25874529
-1 252 Atk Snorunt Powder Snow vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Landorus-T: 4-12 (1.2 - 3.7%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>>25874463
Nothing, he is just slapping air.
Get my gf to use avalanche on him
Probably cry since my girlfriend just broke up with me after 3 years, or punch the crap out of him for rubbing it in.
>>25874463
I probably out speed him since a natural earthquake can only effect me if I am living in fucking under developed shit zones like mexico
>>25880640
>powder snow
>physical
>>25874765
>special attack
*tips fedora*
>>25880640
You went full retard.
>>25880634
Is this a trainer's pokemon?
Otherwise it wouldn't have access to focus band, and therefore your edgy add-on sucks dick.
Even at -1, Sash Mamoswine 2HKOs with Ice Shard.
-1 252 Atk Mamoswine Ice Shard vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Landorus-T: 196-232 (61.4 - 72.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Get intimidated and back off
>>25874463
>Shiny-Landorus-Therian.png
>>25880689
wat
