>http://randompokemon.com/
>set pokemon to 1
>generate
>you have to fight the pokemon generated
How screwed are you?
Ha
>Garbodor
No match for me!
I will get f*cked..
Palkia...
Well that was easy.
How fuckerd am I?
>pineco
Anon used Kick.
It's super effective.
>>25872945
Dude will throw boulders at you but he's a manlet so you got this
I can do this, right?
i'll probably survive, but there is still the fact i have to fight a 0.5m bug
>>25872928
>easy
Sure, I'm sure a creature capable of shooting lightning would be easy.
>Meganium
As far as starters go, this is the best I could hope for.
Assuming there's debris in the area and I can get on the back by tricky human jumps, I can maybe try to break it in. It's just a soft, squishy plant-horse with a neck ripe for some chokeholds.
>>25872952
>bug resists fighting
>pineco can take physical hits and blow itself up taking you down
Nice try
I stand a chance, r-right?
>Joltik
I could probably just step on it
>greaser monkey
I could take him.
>Relicanth
Time to punch a fish in the face.
>>25873060
you gon get raped nigga
Its like a little dog or something, I can prolly kick it
>>25873060
Spread those cheeks, boy.
Well, fuck.
Pancake here, reporting in.
>>25873013
Yeah it's called rubber anon and it's a fish, I live on land, what's it gonna do, flail?
>>25873060
>>25873107
Better hope you have to fight them on land
Well, it was nice knowing you guys. ;_;
You can have my computer and 3DS.
>Gallade
Well, I'm fucked. If that nigga is merciful and doesn't just behead me with those crazy arms, he'll just fuck my head up with some Psychic-bullshit.
>>25872890
>Croagunk
I'm fine as long as it doesn't poison me
>Murkrow
I might not come away unscathed, but I think I could win.
Well, fuck.
Poisonous and it can hit harder everytime it charges thanks to speed boost, it's 3'11 so it could probably do some damage if the fight drags on. I suppose I could give it a few swift kicks to the eye while it's still slow as molasses but yeah after 4 or 5 minutes I think I'm fucked.
>>25873194
>fug
>>25873103
trade you
>Gallade
I got this.
>>25873201
>push it over
>Golem
Hopefully I'll be able to spit on it before it goes Jihad
>>25873248
I can't believe I didn't think of that.
The best solution is the easiest, as they say.
>Hardy Audino
Sweet! I levelled up!
>Aggron
Well fuck
Just stay away from the water and throw rocks and shit at it.
Or just start polluting the planet until everything in the ocean dies.
can I survive fight, or am I fucked?
probably fucked.
>>25873338
forgot image
>>25873338
>>25873351
that thing is going to fuck you up
>>25873338
>>25873351
I can tell you from my doujinshis that it'll go a helluva lot easier if you just don't resist
>>25873338
Depends.
Can you survive multiple stab and bite wounds from a walking shark?
Fuck
>death by every disease known to man
Super fucked.
Fucked
I got a relaxed snover.If ice shard doesn't impale me I could just light it on fire for an easy win
>Fletchling
PULL!
I'm ok with it
>Carbink
I need a hammer or something
>Braixen
I willrapeit into submission
Please never forget me.
I've got this.
>Altaria
Maybe I could beat it to death with a wooden plank.
>>25873611
give it fire. or throw rocks at... hahaha your fucked
well, fuck bees
>>25875643
I agree fuck bees
I'll probably get my ass kicked
l think l could take it
>>25875675
S-sauce?
I mean I'm probably fucked but I've never realised how great this guys animations are
I'll try to milk it before I die.
I can run and hide before he fully awakens right?
>>25875675
ITS
Oh shit...
>>25876689
HIP
>>25876792
SQUARE
I'd be fine.
Oh shit
http://randompokemon.com/sprites/animated/166.gif
It's a walking stomach. With enough time I could give it an ulcer.
>They use their psychic power to attack enemies that invade their territory.
Welp im dead.
>>25876802
I wonder what's the taste
I'l UNOWN all my pokémon if lose!
Ba-dum tssssss
>Lickilicki
M-maybe it will get vertigo before finishing me off?
>>25873331
>your face when it just snipes you to death from the water
Eh I could use some ice cream.
>>25876802
You can't beat yourself?
rip
>>25872890
>Sceptile
I will grill this fucker and shit him out. Mark my words.
>>25877551
I'd be dead far before I'd be able to fug Fug.
>>25877571
Did I stutter?
>>25877551
Regice is pure, and not for lewds.
FUCK
XDDDDDD
sunkern [literally first try]
>>25879539
ok... second try and reshiram... fug...
>>25879546
vulcanion =_=;
FORGIVE ME SUNKERN!
What should i get written on my tombstone?
>>25879564
kek in piece
>>25876802
Basically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ddLpHci8hY
>Bold Patrat
Just give me a hammer and the battle will probably be over in a few minutes.
Hopefully it'll faint itself with take down before it gets me.
>Quirky Crawdaunt
He's gonna kill me, but in a XD RANDUM way. Probably cut me up and feed me to pirate waffle zombies or something.
>>25879613
>Patrat used Hypnosis!
I think we'd have a hard time hurting each other, but with enough time and a screwdriver I might make it.
i'm just happy i don't get to see it's 100% form. nice knowing ya anyway
>>25873530
Well shit
>Mostly Tackling and Biting attacks
>14.3 lbs
>1'00" in height
I could just kick this thing away whenever it tried to attack. The sad thing is that its super effective.
SHIT WHERE'S MY POKEBALL
looks pretty frail, I could probably survive with a few scratches
yeah i'm fucked
>>25872890
I run at it to perform a soccer kick
>it explodes
Seems easy enough.
