Friendly reminder that if Pokemon could talk, they'd say stuff like this.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Dr._Footstep
>It is a shame that [Trainer] is only a human...
>>25865126
The low heart phrases made me kind of sad. I didn't expect GF to actually make it possible for a Pokemon to be utterly miserable. Huh.
But then the high heart phrases made me really happy.
''There are no Pokémon that dislike humans... Only humans that dislike Pokémon... We -species name- are especially shunned... But Trainer always treats me as a friend and partner..."
Damn, that's the kind of shit I want my Pokemon to say.
>Aw... Trainer only plays with other Pokémon... Nickname feels neglected... Maybe Trainer doesn't like Nickname very much? Nickname will try harder for Trainer. Please be nicer to me!"
That's motherfucking adorable.
>Our kind prefer to lurk in dark and dank places...
>>25865479
>There are no Pokémon that dislike humans... Only humans that dislike Pokémon... We -species name- are especially shunned... But Trainer always treats me as a friend and partner...
There's something incredibly sad in that statement, maybe it's because it hints at the fact that some people hate certain Pokemon no matter what.
>"That Trainer is the most impressive of humans. It takes a lot to make me, Nickname, sunny and cheerful! As a show of affection, I should chomp down on the Trainer's neck... Hahaha... Have no fear... I was merely joking..."
merely a ruse m'lady
>>25866195
Wouldn't 'm'trainer' fit in with the context better?
>>25866195
IT WAS A PRANK BRO
>>25866195
Tis merely a jest
