>Dorkly
DUDE POKÉMON LMAO
LOL
Despite all the hazards, I'd still rather have a Pokemon than a normal pet.
why are dorkly comics always so shitty?
>Dorkly
heheheh xDD~
>>25861815
>blood
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25861815
>not feeding prekilled
>>25861822
prove it nigga
>>25861805
This one is sorta funny.
>getting a Pyroar when you want a small house cat
>not a Skitty or even a Litleo
>>25861856
Get well soon my masters.
>>25861856
hello cruz
Wow. They're all fucking shit.
>Let's replace domestic animals with random fully evolved Pokémon instead of their counterparts for cheap laughs
Awful
If Every Stage Of Partying Was A Pokemon
>>25861854
>taking care of weezing to begin with
>>25861856
Hello ratõ
>>25861850
no it isn't
>>25861854
This one is okay. Upvoted.
>>25861891
>>25861856
Hello Danny DeVito
>>25861849
Watch the anime and play the games and you'll know this ya moron
>>25861891
i want to fug that milotic
>>25861891
>>25861891
Ugly
These comics are a beautiful train wreck.
>>25861856
Sleep snug, smug
>>25861939
>>25861953
does muk throwing up just become a bigger muk?
>>25861777
This is suggesting that the Pokemon equivalent of a domestic housecat is a fucking LION
Meowth, Skitty and Purrloin are all regular cat pokemon. Nobody keeps a goddamn lion at home. What the fuck
If I had to compliment SOMETHING about these comics, it would be the fact that they use Pokemon past Gen 1. Usually shitty comics designed for Smartphone-plebs just use just the original 151 so people get all the jokes to some extent, but these seem to be catering to a more specific audience. Fair enough.
Pokemon: Then VS Now
THERE'S NO STOPPING THIS LOL TRAIN
>>25861854
This one was decent. The rest are a disaster.
L O L
>>25861877
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>>25861959
I want to fuck that Pikachu
>>25862026
At least this one is true.
>>25862004
And this is why they added a distinction between legendary and mythic.
>>25862038
>>25862038
It's funny because it's true.
>>25862026
literally no difference
The Uncomfortable Reality Of Capturing Wild Pokemon
>>25861856
Some of these are okay.
Some are... very much not.
>>25862089
>Using sand-attack this late in the battle.
For what purpose?
>Dorkly Pokemon Comics: the /vp/ equivalent to Marmaduke
>>25862089
why doesnt he draw images of a rattata dissection instead?
>>25861856
hello-rato
I hate dorkly so fucking much
The Problem With Pokemon Announcements
>>25861856
Hello rato and thnk u mr skeltal
6 Differences Between the Beginning of Pokemon and End
>>25862207
>buying burn heals
what game is this guy playing where burns are a thing that ever happens
>>25861815
>feeding live
terrible snek owner
>>25862274
does that happen often?
>>25861856
hello rato :3
>>25861856
Hello rato.
Sleep snug.
>>25862282
snakes in the wild hunt by stealth where the rat doesn't know the snake is there
by putting them in a tank together you are immediately putting the snake at a big disadvantage
rodents also have very very strong jaws for their size
>>25861854
>>25861856
Hello
Rato
>>25861856
hello rato
sleep well pupper
thank you mr skeltal
>>25862230
>arceus
>ever being available in rby/frlg
I fucking hate comics that make no sense.
>>25862107
You mean heathcliff right?
These arent that bad, and its a plus that they dont just stick to gen 1 Pokemon
>>25861856
greetings, rato
>>25861943
>trying this hard.
>>25862061
That's what he meant
>>25862114
I didn't laugh out loud or anything but this joke was alright. Something I'd expect from rarecandytreatment, almost.
>>25861856
hey ho rato
>>25862038
But Gardevoir is not a human-shaped pokemon.
>>25861856
hello rato. save me
>>25861989
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>>25862230
Well these ones are alright or pretty true in my book.
>>25861856
Hello Rato.
Congrats on Wisconsin being enough to convince yourself of your own relevance.
>>25861856
hellorato
Also Dorkly/CollegeHumor is the epitome of enjoying-something-to-be-trendy-online shit that is more concerned with "g33k culture xD" than it is with actually enjoying things.
It isn't outwardly shitty like some other places like Buzzfeed/Gawker, but it isn't good either. It's just, like, there with its incredible levels of averageness.
>>25861856
hola rato.
(tl note: "hola" is japanese for "hello")
>>25862081
Thanks, mr. non-skeltal immunity cat.
>>25861856
Hola rat
>>25862341
Is this loss?
>>25861997
>strategy
you mean spamming Xerneas Geomancy
yep, such a difficult strategy
>>25862282
If you're fucking retarded and give them a giant live mouse like that one then yes, your snake will die.
Let's trigger /vp/.
>>25862925
oh they should let fans make something
but do you really think developers are stupid enough to do so without a "vote for the best" contest?
I will say..... many developers, besides pokemon are actually that stupid, but instead they just don't care about their community
>>25862142
Go fuck yourself
>>25862925
may is hot
>>25862341
Lol
>>25862207
Hey, they got it right. For once a Pokemon comic didn't say 10 year old when referring to a protagonist.
>>25862878
feeding live can be done but its best to drug the mouse first
if you give the mouse some alcohol it can;t really do much against the snake and as a bonus the snake gets drunk
>>25861856
hello
rato
You fucking asshole
>>25862341
What's the difference?
I guarantee whoever wrote these is a 30 something balding douche with glasses who unironically browses reddit
>>25862925
Phoneduck > Bwabwa > Gorbdozl > Wolfraptor
Prove me wrong.
>>25863083
It's the original unedited version by "Zyklon" Bem.
>>25861901
I'd get with that Machoke
>>25861777
>dorkly
What a waste of fucking trips.
>>25861856
Hello rat-o
>>25861856
It's already too late for me.
>>25861856
hello
rato
>>25861901
He should have known he had weak game against a psychic type.
>>25863183
Reminder that no guard fissure is now legal
>>25861856
hello
rato
>>25861963
wheres the shooting part, why is this just a looping gif, Im dissapointed
>>25863199
wasn't it already legal? or does No guard only work on the pokemon hitting champ and champ itself? I thought it could be abused in doubles
>>25862274
Damn mouses can be savage.
>>25863215
Only if you hacked it into him.
>>25863223
I mean have another poke on your team with fissure and champ as the partner, does the fissure poke now get champs no guard effect?
>>25861856
Try me faggot.
Are there any good Pokemon webcomics that follows the adventures of real in-game play through?
>>25862247
Pidgey is cute.
CUTE!
>>25863250
Only applies to the pokemon with the ability and the one hitting them.
I think even moves like blizzard that hit champ and his partner(s) only is guaranteed to hit champ.
>>25861856
Hello
Rato
>>25861822
is that a baby?
>>25861805
I feel like Snorlax, despite being a tubby motherfucker, wouldn't actually eat all that much. I mean, he'd probably just be sleeping most of the time, even more so than cats do.
A Lickilicky or Swalot, on the other hand...
>>25863221
>mouses
1. That's a rat.
2. The plural for "Mouse" is mice.
>>25863338
>tubby
For their species, they're fine, but compared to us they're all fucking obese.
Ever watch the episode of the anime where Ash got his Snorlax?
>>25863338
Read his pokedex descriptions
>>25863405
Well, you're right on the eating thing, but it also says Snorlax can eat pretty much god damned anything without any ill effects whatsoever. So basically that guy is an idiot paying out the ass for Snorlax chow when he could literally just take it down to the dump and feed the thing garbage and leftovers (hah).
>>25863439
I assumed Snorlax Chow would be specially made food designed to give a Snorlax all the necessary nutrients, AND fill it up with as little actual food as possible.
It's probably cheaper than an "all-natural" diet.
>>25863109
I like Gorbdozl most
>>25861856
Hello Rato
Original post
>>25861777
XDDDDD HELLA EPIC OP XDDDDD HELLA F*CKIN EPIC XDDDDDDDDD
>>25861856
Hello
rato
>>25861856
hello rato
baitu desu
>>25861844
>feeding prekilled
>>25861856
hello rato
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>>25862274
That rat is way too big to feed that snake. This faggot was asking for it.
>>25861942
>she
>>25862274
hello rato *_*
>>25861942
>Pikachu in skirt
>Has no tail notch
>>25862027
That's a trap.
And I know that you know.
>>25864198
Actually, I forgot.
I revoke my claim.
>>25861856
Hello ratô
>>25861856
hello rato. Please don't take my hair.
>>25862876
>spamming geomancy
Nice strat.
>>25862963
>>25862963
There's nothing wrong with a "create your own pokemon" contest. Spinarak was made by a fan.
What would be a bad idea is letting them decide the stats.
>>25861856
hello rato!
>>25864449
>Spinarak was made by a fan.
[citation needed]
>>25861856
hola amigo rato
>>25863456
I can't imagine it's cheaper than feeding it garbage for free.
>>25861856
hello rato, also known as Ted Cruz.
>>25864461
I'd give you a citation but Bulbapedia took it down.
>>25861856
hello ratoNice lucky trips by the way.
>>25864532
Use the history tool then.
>>25864545
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Spinarak_(Pok%C3%A9mon)#Trivia
Do it yourself, if you care so much.
>>25861856
hello rat
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>>25861969
everything about these legitimately make me want to vomit
not even fucking kidding
>>25862061
jesus
do you even humor
>>25862038
this was the first one to make me laugh
>>25861856
Konichiwa chuu-san
>>25861891
Sorry, I noped since this one.
And I have a lot of autism tolerance.
>>25861777
They reached a new level of cancer.
>>25862013
Well it certainly applies to knobs who feel like they need to know the pokedex like the back of their hands.
>>25861891
wow shiet...
>>25861777
>a lion mon
>instead of the many cat ones
>>25862274
Poor snek :^(
>>25861963
No, that doesn't make sense, it's not like the throwup comes out of some portal
Makes more sense that it becomes smallerTry to think sometimes
>>25861876
That's your only issue with these?
>>25864503
You would have to compete against other people trying to get garbage for free for their Snorlax.
>>25876081
>Try to think sometimes
irony
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>>25864228
who the fuck is rato?
>>25861777
>dorkly
you can kill yourself now, anon.
>>25876596
Apparently it's a new meme. I don't know, I can't keep up with this shit anymore.
>>25861815
But a seviper would wreck the shit out of a raticate.
>>25876659
no, dutygenerate is not new.
>>25862274
That's what you get, "pet" owners who buy what's akin to an edgy piece of decoration. That's what you get.
>>25877239
i wish there were sneks and reptiles that were as cuddly and friendly as dogs or cats
>>25861777
>domesticating a lion
You only have yourself to blame.
>>25861790
It was originally a bunny. Not a cat.
>>25861854
Okay, this was funny.
>>25862004
>Dorkly thinks Mew could be found in the wild.
>>25862013
Japanese Unova Pokerap was tits though.
>>25862107
Marmaduke was actually funny.
thank you immunity cat
>>25862925
>Pokemon are just variations of Mr Saturn's
I'd play that.
Some of these comics are funny. They are all okay. None of them have upset me. Thank you for posting them.
>>25877378
There are snakes that exhibit behaviors that seem cuddly and friendly - it's just that from what we apparently know about reptile brains is not actually possible.
From what I understand they simply do not see their owners as threats and probably want something warm to coil around.
>>25862013
They still do that?
