>Dragon Dance Garchomp
>Shift Gear Metagross
Post yfw SM gives us these
Shell Smash Salamence when?
Do you want to kill us all?
Don't worry, I'll save us.
Shell Smash Tyranitar better happen if those do.
Boomburst Porygon-Z never
>>25859916
I want fire punch Metagross with Shift Gear. Fuck Scizor
Makes as much sense as Ice Punch
>>25859916
>>25859925
>>25859979
>Nasty Plot Hydreigon
>>25860015
still too slow, i think you meant Gengar
>Shift Gear Metagross
How about just giving poor Klinklang some moves?
>>25860010
>+1 252+ Atk Tough Claws Mega Metagross Hammer Arm vs. 248 HP / 16+ Def Mega Scizor: 170-200 (49.5 - 58.3%) -- 98.8% chance to 2HKO
>yfw Scizor is so bulky that M-Metagross can't even guarantee a 2HKO at +1
>>25860109
Klinklang's existence is just so bizarre. They teased us with gears and we thought it's be a cool robot, but it was more Magneton than Magnezone. Then they gave it pretty good stats but it's only moves at all are its two signatures, and they gave it Plus and Minus for whatever stupid fucking reason.
>>25860015
>>25860086
>quiver dance Hydreigon
>MFW Dragonite gets a Mega but Flygon still doesn't.
>>25860135
it fits since Hydreigon is secretly a little sissy who likes to be dominated by Sylveon
>>25860139
>mfw Vanilluxe, Torkoal, Stingulor and Corsola all get megas before Flygon
>>25860139
>>25860177
>mfw Zygarde gets a game before Flygon gets a mega
>>25860177
>Stingulor
>>25860177
>mfw Chesnaught, Delphox and Greninja get their megas in the X/Y remakes before Flygon
>ledian gets an evo
>485 BAT
>aerilite + extreme speed
>>25860211
>mfw flygon does get a mega
You had one job GF
>Queer Dance Flygon
>>25860177
>Stingulor gets quiver dance
Wew lad
>sun and moon pseudo dragon gets a mega befoe flygon
>>25860177
>Stingulor
Drapion? Yeah I hope so.
>>25859916
>tfw Aegislash gets Minimize
>Lilligant gets Fiery Dance
>>25859916
>mfw I use Garchomp and Metagross and I want both of these
>>25860139
>Dragonite gets mega.
>Gets amazing ability.
>People DD in base form for Multiscale and then mega evolve.
>Mega Dragonite quick banned to ubers.
>>25859916
Dumb frogposter, you're supposed to post pokemon related images. At least go through the trouble to make pepe look like a Politoed or something!
>>25861281
Giovanni named his Persian Mittens?
>>25861317
This meme, but adjusted for pokemon, as all memes on /vp/ should be.
>>25861317
WHAT, AN EVIL CRIME LORD CAN'T HAVE A SOFT SIDE?
>>25859916
>trying to save shitmons
No.
>>25859916
>Mega Volcarona gets Drought
>>25860129
Just wait for klinklang mega and some parental gear shit
Stop bullying Flygon pls
I just want a Dragon Dance Krookodile.
>>25861478
>>Mega Volcarona gets Serene Grace
Fiery Dance for days. Just watch the world burn.
>>25860109
The problem is, what physical moves can you give to a group of gears with no limbs?
>>25861569
Never.Ever.
>>25859916
>Mega Garchomp with Dragon Dance
>Base 170 ATK
>Learns Iron Head for Fairy types
>STAB Earthquake
>120 Base Power Outrage
>Many other great moves such as Rock Slide, Fire Fang, Crunch, and even Shadow Claw
The game will be broken >:D
>>25860270
>sun and moon pseudo is a ground/dragon with the same stat spread (only with 600 bst) and moveset (+d.dance) as flygon (+ a mega)
>>25862409
>>25862409
you realize that STAB EQ only has 10 less base power than SE Iron head, right? The only Fairy-type immune to EQ would take more from its SE Stone Edge, and all those coverage moves you named are shit
the emoticon lets me know this is b8 but i started typing before I saw it, so whatever
>mega dragonite gets aerilate or dragonate
>extremespeed is boosted and becomes the strongest priority move in the game by far
>smogonbird btfo
>klingklang learns any moves at fucking all
>mega kling klang gets Simple as its ability
>>25862223
Earthquake
Heatcrash
Acrobatics
>>25859916
If that happened, a Garchomp would never not be on my team.
>tfw i have two shiny female ones called Bulette and Misha
Off to Ubers we go.
>>25862626
>bragging about owning two of the worst fucking shiny in the game
literally why
>Delta Stream Mega Dragonite
>Shell Smash Tyranitar
>Shift Gear Metagross
>Extremespeed Salamence
>Dragon Dance Garchomp
>Nasty Plot Mega Hydreigon
>Drizzle Mega Goodra
>>25862673
>shell smash tyranitar
DELETE THIS
>>25862762
Fuck you
V-Create and Draco Meteor for my Spinda please.
>Shell Smash
Let's just kill everyone: The thread
>>25862223
Ironhead.
>>25862904
Yes?
>>25860139
>mfw Alternative Vibrava evolution in 8th gen get Mega but Flygon still doesn't
>>25862642
Anon pls, at least they're still better than those puke green Shinies.
>>25860177
>Stingulor
>>25862973
they really aren't though
Quiver Dance on Latios/Latias
Earthquake and Wild Charge on Klinklang
Autotomize and Earth Power on Magnezone
Shell Smash on Samurott
>>25859966
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>>25860275
>conparing Stingulor to gen IV PU trash
>>25863077
ur fukin retarded m8
>>25863077
>Wild Charge on Klinklang
It already gets that.
