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Pros of being gallade. > Looks badass > Rekts everything
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Pros of being gallade.
> Looks badass
> Rekts everything with blades on elbows.
> Has FREAKING blades on elbows
> You are considered as master swordsman but you can beat shit out of enemies with FISTS.
> And most of all, you are same egg group with gardevoir, so you can bang gardevoir.


Any cons?
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>>25856116
No opposable thumbs.
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Looking like that would have to be the main con I would have thought.
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>>25856116
Can't wear pants because of disk waist, which means no pockets.
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>>25856116
You got a big round fat ass
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Not being in pokken
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Gallade thread anyone?
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I tried but failed.

Anyway if he didn't have those fucking retarded UFO hips he'd be my favourite pokemon.
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Completely outclassed by that freak Medicham. Weird hips. Good luck finding a shirt for it.
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>>25856116
The entire lower half of its body. What are its feet even supposed to be?
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>>25856193
And now he can wear pants. Pocket problems eliminated.
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>>25856193
Is this better?
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>>25856188
Yes please!
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>>25856116
cons:
>killed by his loving (trap?) wife, gardevoir
>killed by pretty much every other fairy as well
>also killed by birds & ghosts
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>>25856230
Way better.
Wonder who thought the decision to make Gallade have such weird hips was okay. It's just not aesthetically pleasing.
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>>25856240
Only if gallade doesent hit first
Poison jab for faires
Rock tomb for birds
Night slash for ghosts.
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>>25856292
You can only have 4 moves.
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>>25856240
Everyone can be killed with something. Gallade isn't only one
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>>25856116
>Any cons?
His fucking hips.
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>>25856292
>Rock Tomb
>Not Ice Punch
For what purpose?

The patented best Gallade set is
Zen Headbutt
Ice Punch
Earthquake
Close Combat
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>>25856377
And XY version?
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Cons of being gallade
>not being gardevoir
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>>25856116
You always have a full diaper, even when you mega evolve
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>>25856116
No defense, slow, 4mss
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His mega looks like Wally. I'd be pretty sad to just look like Wally when I reach my peak.
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>>25856116

I think it's supposed to remember a roman armor.
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>>25856116
>any cons?

What the fuck is up with that waist?
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>>25856250
Looks like a leek. So next time anyone asks, "WHERE'S THE LEAKS" post Gallade.
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