This fucker is 27 years old
he looks 40
TASTES LIKE IT TOO
BUT IT'S A BREAKFAST CEREAL
He' s 16, and looks like 27
I wish I had that going for me. I'm almost 28 and I can't ever buy any damn booze without ID, even though we turn legal in 18 here.
>>25853698
She's 10, and looks like 16
>>25853665
She's 42 but looks ???
>>25853693
This made me laugh for longer than it should have.
Fuck, that's the first time I've laughed all week. Thank you, anon.
>>25853665
he looks hot too, don't forget
>>25853698
>>25853735
These are right.
>>25853741
This is not.
>>25853665
WTF?!
>>25853741
What's loli-mama's secret? Is she a fairy?
>>25853759
Got the last two mixed up.
But he's still the overall best evil team boss in pokemon
>>25853665
Literally no one in Pokeworld is over 30 years old except for MAYBE Prof. Oak.
>>25853665
and he probably gets more puss than you, Maxie and Archie combined. Lord knows how many orgies Galactic has for their God-to-be's honor.
>>25853776
>Blaine
>Agatha
>Ramos
>Pryce
>Bertha
>Rowan
>Drake
>Spenser
>Argenta
>The Seven Sages of Plasma
Remember that Aarune is 25, the same age as Steven. Have you seen the dark rings he has under his eyes? That man isn't leaving healthy.
>>25853776
Oak is 47 in gen I, which is way younger than he looks.
>>25853816
Most of those aren't older than 32, they have just naturally really bad skin and thus look older
>>25853763
Her secret is that she's just short.
If only you had an adorable little who liked feeding you all kinds of sweets and snacks.
>>25853829
47? the fuck? he looks like he's at least in his late 50s
>>25853665
That's what happens when you're a smoker
She's over 100 but looks 6!
>>25853845
>being a grandfather to a 10 year old at 47
Oak sure did go to work.
The dark side of the force is a helluva drug.
>>25853883
>looks 6!
Have you ever seen a 6 yo before? They don't have such delicious slender body
>>25853819
>tfw realizing the big brother character is younger than you
>>25853914
Preach it, Sheev.
>>25853927
>thinking 6 year olds don't have delicious slender bodies
pleb
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>>25853834
>Seven Sages of Plasma
>Sages
please don't be retarded
>>25854006
sage is a title just like doctor or bachelor mate, I know people in real life that are sages and they are like 26
>>25853971
To be fair after eight months into the One Year War, a conflict that saw billions of casualties in the first month alone, you probably wouldn't look your age thanks to stress either.
>>25853829
>being a grandpa at 37
no wonder he hadn't gotten shit done with the dex
>>25854075
well it seems like you start to travel the land when you're 10-12 so he probably wrecked all the gyms and won a few leagues and still had some years left to find a girlfriend to knock up. I mean hell in pokeworld you are probably considered mature when you are going off with your own Pokemon so impregnating someone with 18 is probably pretty damn normal there
>>25853665
Space travel takes its toll
>>25853665
He always reminded me of Dexter from the Offspring.
>>25853914
CANT CLEAVE THE SHEEV
>>25853693
my sides
>>25853756
I don't know how anybody can find Cyrus even remotely attractive
>>25853914
>>25853933
>>25854186someone explain this?
>inb4 "it's star wars" yeah i get that, but why are we cleaving sheev or whoever
>>25853816
Wait wat, blaine?
>>25854422
The moustache doesn't lie.
>>25854275
Sheev is Emperor's name according to one of the canon novels.
>>25853693
that really shouldn't have been that funny
>>25853693
i dnt get it
>>25853693
Fuck that barafag wolf. I miss the Cookie Crook and his dog that went straight.
>>25853835
but short Asian women look like garden gnomes when they're 42. Something's fucked about her maturity.
>>25853816
Agatha is my fucking waifu so don't tell me she's over 30
>>25857083
have you ever seen her beyond gen1 sprite?
>>25853829
When was that ever said?
>I'm too old to do this pokedex shit now
what a lazy fuck
>>25857736
>Rowan says he is 60 in DPPt
>Oak is stated to be 10 years younger than him
>DPPt happens at the same time as gen II, three years before gen I.
>>25857856
>three years after gen I*
damn, fuck me
>>25853665
Watched chugga's latest episode, haven't you?
>>25857856
What the fuck is it with pokemon games and messing up ages?
Rowan looks closer to 70
And Oak is getting senile and tired at the age of 47
Cyrus is 27, yet has clear thinning cheeks
Agatha is same age as Oak, but she's using a cane, and really has the face of a witch
>>25853834
What are you talking about? nearly all of those people have white/grayed hair, and otherwise also looks old
The only one i can believe are about 32 is Argenta and Spenser
>>25857083
Agatha says she was friends with oak in childhood, making her roughly 47 too
Besides, how did you ever get the impression she was under 30?
>>25857947
He's just fucking with you.
>>25857896y-yeah how did you guess?
>>25857947
>What are you talking about? nearly all of those people have white/grayed hair, and otherwise also looks old
They look like that because that's what pokeworld does to you. Look at Blain he's living in a volcano. Besides burning off your hair that does things to your skin too.
<Agatha says she was friends with oak in childhood, making her roughly 47 too Besides, how did you ever get the impression she was under 30?
because she's a babe. she's probably 34 tops
>>25855272
He's albino.
I'm 25 and look like 17
Get on my level
>>25853665
Nah he looks 27, you're just retarded
>>25859816
Yeah if you look like that with 27 you might want to visit a doctor
Reminder that Cyrus was autistic and his plan essentially revolved around getting rid of all emotions and spirit so that everybody would be autistic too.
>>25854214
Fanart
>>25854214
He has a strong jawline.
>>25860186
and his voice in the anime
>>25854214
Leadership and passion makes grills overlook traits like autism or premature aging.
>>25860154
Omg you're right. He's literally 4chan.
>>25854214
Are you saying a meth faced villain cant be attractive?
>>25860238
This is the only way I can explain why Maxie has so many fangirls among his grunts.
>you will never have mars mad for your dick
why live?
>>25853693
Read it in his fucking voice
H O L Y S H I T
I'm fucking drooling from laughter in middle of the university café
>>25854153
Aw, shit. I'm not the only one.
>>25853665
He's 17 but he looks 25
>>25853829
Sauce? From DPPt we know he is younger than 60 in gen II, but why 47?
He's 200+,and looks like 19
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>>25861150
Have you read Berserk? It's a miracle Guts still has a face at all. By the time he hits 26 he'll probably look like this full time.
This thread makes me question everything. Is Cynthia even legal?
>>25861265
Depends.
>>25853693
Havent laughed at anything on 4chin in a long ass time. Thanks Anon.
He's 1 but looks 15.
>>25853777
>and he probably gets more puss than you, Maxie and Archie combined.
Trips aside, I think anyone gets more puss than Maxie anyway
>>25861308
To be fair, his remnant of a guy you is 15. Said guy's memories where then transformed into a girl.
Kingdom Hearts is a fucking weird series when you stop and think about it.
>>25853665
Don't worry OP, you'll look worse when you reach your 20 years old, 10 years from now.
Here he looks 60
>>25853819
Well I'm 23 and have those rings too.
Guess im fucked.
