If you could marry ANY Pokémon you wanted, regardless of gender, who would it be?
>>25834768
It would be a tough choice between Latias, Weavile, and Scolipede.
>>25834768
I wouldn't marry any Pokémon until the franchise is over. Sure I could just pick my current fave and say I'd marry that one, but I don't know if my true love won't be introduced until several generations later. Something as important as Pokémon marriage can't be decided lightheartedly.
>>25834768
This one
Pangoro, I imagine his hot hairy ass would be godly
ugh
>>25834768
Lopunny or kangaskahn
>>25836279
Let's be honest, what did you think was going to happen in this thread?
>>25836398
This
Little witch waifu forever.
>>25834768
None because I'm normal.
>>25836562
The simple fact that you are an adult that still plays pokemon makes you abnormal.
Doesn't makes you autistic like the rest of these people, but you are not normal either way.
What, do you think "Chad" still plays pokemon? Please.
>>25836549
>mii
Holy shit I haven't seen something this autistic in a fucking while
>>25834768
Male gardevoir
>>25834768
>>25834768
at least, 90% of All Pokémon species.
a lot of Pokémon.
>>25834768
None because I don't have autism
>>25836562
This is a normal thing in the Pokémon World.
>>25836562
This is normal thing in the Pokémon world.
>>25836562
This is normal thing in the Pokémon world.
>>25837398
I guess, you only see a Pokémon a pet.
not a lover.
>>25837400
>>25837409
You're mentally ill. Why do you feel the need to post this shit so much?
>>25837423
You just answered your own question.
>>25834768
Claimed, male of course.
It would be silly of me to assume they have a concept of marriage, even if they are intelligent. Even if I were to explain it, it still would not make sense to them, other than being a legal arrangement. I doubt they would understand the concept of laws. What's even more confusing is that it's not a necessity. It's just another myth.
She's juuuust the right size to sit down on my lap for snuggles and kissing... Among other things.
>>25837423
Because he's literally autistic.
>>25837990
>>25834768
Pachirizu
>>25840016
Emotion has nothing to do with it. Marriage has always been nothing more than a legal agreement. It has no deeper meaning than that. If people want to be together, then they can just do so.
>>25834768
Personally, I'd marrykillyourselfalready
But maybe, that's just me.
I want to marry___you!
>>25840034
Marriage means something to others.
>>25840142
Then they are delusional. You can still do everything WITHOUT a marriage. You don't need a marriage to prove your love. It should exist of it's own accord. No document or trinket can do that.
>>25836562
FUCKING NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25840166
different people like different things and different people believe in different things.
>>25840258
Indeed, and pokemon do not have marriage for themselves. You may be hard pressed to find one that won't ditch you the moment it finds another it wants to mate with.
