Well, this one has to be real because it has Japanese and opaque shit all over it, right? The image name also says it's real.
>opaque
do you not know what words mean
>>25834661
That's another reason why it must be real!
>Magearna
>Balls
WEW
>>25834638
Magearna
>Classification: Balls
Yeah no, its Species name is "Manmade Pokemon" in Japanese, "Artificial Pokemon" in English.
Fake there's only going to be ten new pokemon.
TimmyNip
I think he's going to be very mad at you and your nipmates in a minute.
Don't release the entire fake leak stash if he forbids it
>>25834703
Not to mention this is the 5th time the same list was posted, with only the order of the dex being changed around.
the japanese names seem pretty reasonable
>>25834721
The woodpecker Pokemon from the announcement trailer also isn't on this list, and it's certainly not that Stork one.
>>25834638
>dick
>your dick
>my dick
I wish you guys could read kana.
my fucking sides
>ピスインミ
>ピスアンユ
>>25834868
This is what I was able to translate:
Poopybutt
Dike
Your Dike
My Dike
Pokemon
Pokemonny
Pokemonna
Piss
Piss in me
Piss in you
Ban Ban
Ban Ban Ba
III
OOO
Hashine
Miku
Pikachu
Raichu
Cock
Faggot
Booby
Booboo Beebee
Pikachu
Raichu
Pikaraichu
Pubic
Hair
NNNNo
EyeEyes
Digimon
Papa PePe
Ojisan
Obisan
Kun
SunNezumi
Hamburger
Cheeseburger
Nezumiburger
Butthole
Neko
Inu
>>25834638
PoopyButt
Dick
YourDick
MyDick
PokeDick
PokeDick2
PokeDick!
Piss
PissInMe
PissOnYou
Bonbon
Bonbonba
AAA
III
OOO
Hatsune
Miku
Pikachu
Raichu
Cock
Faggit
Booby
Booboobyby
Pikachu
Raichu
Pikaraichu
Pubic
Hair
NNNno
YYYes
DGDick
PapaPoopoo
Grandpa
Grandma
Shit
SandRat
Hamburger
Cheeseburger
Ratburger
Battle
Cat
Dog
>>25835438
>DGDick
I just realized that was probably supposed to be "Digi", as in Digimon.
>>25835438
I think Battle is supposed to be "Butthole"
But hey, you translated it a lot better than I could
>>25835496
Oh yeah it totally is. A few of these took a second to make any sense of. I'm still pretty certain I'm missing the joke about ban'ban' and ban'ban'ba
>>25835443
Also モン is just mon. Not sure how you got "dick" from that
>>25835516
I got fairly impatient by the last half, and from the thumbnail i thought it was チ considering there was a chin line earlier and an abundance of dick jokes.
>>25835536
That's understandable.
>>25834638
>>25835554
But it is something, right?
.....
...right?
>>25835566
No, it's not something. But it's not nothing.
>>25835568
So what is it?
>>25835546
My very first guess was DizzyDick, which made even less sense. Then soomehow I figured out Dizzy was "D.G." yet still didn't catch the "Digi" right away. There's really not much I didn't fuck up with that one.
>>25835580
it's nothing but vague uncertainty, which is the point
>>25835554
He really worded that last sentence weird, he should have said "All CoroCoro said is that Sun and Moon coverage begins this month." because now people are confused and think that new mechanics from Sun and Moon will be discussed.
>>25834638
Rhino isn't a part of the Chinese Zodiac. Fake.
>>25834638
>>25835726
but none of these ever "originate" from 4chan, it's always shit pulled from other even dumber online communities
>>25835726
Which fakes honestly have originated from here? All of them lately have been stolen from deviantart or pixiv or wherever and ended up here
fake and gay
when daddy serebii confirms it
then i'll listen
