ITT: give a typing, ability and moveset to non-pokemon characters
>Hitler
Steel
Justified/
-follow me
-poison gas
-flare blitz
-memento
>>25831131
>not Steel/Electric
Does "blitzkrieg" mean nothing to you?
edgy
>>25831155
you probably think Hitler did anything wrong
>>25831164
Regardless of whether or not Hitler did anything BAD, I can guarantee that he was a major fuck-up.
>>25831131
John Cena
Type: Normal/Fighting
HP: 420
Atk: 9001
Def: 420
SpAtk: 1
SpDef: 420
Speed: 69
Moves:
Bulk Up
Superpower
Taunt
Body Slam
>>25831188
Almost forgot!
Ability: Huge Power
>>25831188
>min-maxing
>Bane
Type: Fighting
Ability: Huge Power
Flying Press
Heat Crash
Attract
Memento
>Carl
Fairy
Sound Proof/Run away
-explosion
-screech
-frustration
-role play
>Me
Water
Swift Swim
Rain Dance
Hydro Pump
Ice Beam
Psyshock
>>25831131
>Kerbal
>Normal/Steel
>Simple
>Tackle
>Bounce
>Inferno
>Explosion
Description
>"An extraterrestrial being from a nearby solar system. They are observed to be quite dim witted yet they have technology capable of interplanetary travel."
>>25831188
>Chummy
Rock/Fighting
Sniper
>submission
>growth
>dive
>gunk shot
>>25831362
>no harden
>>25831187
No you can't. What research have you done that would support such a statement? Did you know Hitler yourself? If not, then you can't guarantee shit you little idiot. Based on you posts alone, I can infer with some certainty that you are probably an underage faggot who learned everything they know about history from a high school social studies class.
If Hitler was a fuck up, then what the hell does that make you?
>Scumbag Steve
Poison
Frisk
Attract
Sleep Powder
Harden
Pound
>>25831187
>>25831974
>>25832013
Hitler's meddling is the reason Germany lost the war. If he had left things to the people who knew what they were doing he wouldn't have ended up killing himself in a basement like a little bitch.
>>25832096
Just because it's dark does not mean Argentina is a basement.
>>25832096
Ok, what a surprise, you're proving my point about you knowing jack shit about history. Hitler was a fine strategist, you're just a retard.
If you attribute Germany losing the war to a single reason, then that alone makes you out to be historically illiterate and incredibly narrow minded. Germany lost due to a variety of reasons, one of the major ones being the utter failure of his allied forces, and the constant bombing of their supply lines due to Russia's scorched earth warfare. Invading Russia was not a mistake, because Hitler knew that Russia was planning to betray him (which they were), so it became a matter of who was going to get the jump on the other.
Other reasons include the superiority and versatility of the mass-produced Russian tanks compared to the wide variety of German tanks that had nearly irreplaceable parts. Another reason were his higher officials - not Hitler - fucking up in strategy, defecting, and going AWOL; i.e. people like Himmler. Or the German Jews passing intelligence in and out of the country against Germany which was the reason he had to put them in camps in the first place. Yet another reason is that Germany had to fight a war on three fucking fronts, which was totally out of Hitler's control. In fact, he attempted to make peace with Britain multiple times and included in his treaties' conditions that the countries he occupied would eventually be de-occupied, and simply be put under German protection. His goal was to unite with the west against communist Russia, but faggot Churchill and the media brainwashed Americans under that commie FDR didn't want to hear it.
I could go on, but the point I've made is clear. You can't attribute a victory or defeat in a war to one thing, even more so the wrong thing. Do some fucking research, you monkey.
>>25832337
You sure are buttmad. Doesn't change the fact he killed himself like a pussy instead of facing the heat.
>>25832408
Ok, retard.
>>25832475
:^)
>>25832408
>Show yourself to be historically illiterate.
>"Y-You mad?"
>>25832408
oy vey
>>25832498
You too desu senpai :^)
This thread now has nothing to do with pokemon.
>>25833678
It would have died, too, if you didn't feel the autistic impulse to point out the obvious, you fucking idiot.
>>25831131
>justified
>>25832337
If Italy was even a slight margin less retarded Hitler probably would have won.
>Pope Francis
Fairy
Defeatist
-Self-Destruct
Taylor Swift
The Dazzling Pokemon
Fairy/Normal
Abilities: Magic Guard or Pixilate
-Dazzling Gleam
-Hyper Voice
-Psyshock
-Sing
Excels in Special Attack and Speed
Doesn't have any Physicla Attack.
>>25832337
lel fucking mad af XD sorry ur beloved pussy ass faggot killed himself and was an awful strategist. Echs fucking Dee.
>Lilly
Normal
Rivalry / Tinted Lens / Friend Guard
Captivate, Disarming Voice, Helping Hand, Parting Shot
>Hanako
Normal/Fire
Rattled / Dry Skin / Run Away
U-Turn, Role Play, Helping Hand, Frustration
>Emi
Normal/Steel
Competitive / Light Metal / Quick Feet
Take Down, Charm, Attract, Baton Pass
>Rin
Fairy
Cloud Nine / Bad Dreams / Own Tempo
Sketch, Metronome, Teeter Dance, Psych Up
>Shizune
Normal
Rivalry / Soundproof / Competitive
Outrage, Work Up, Sonic Boom, Bind
>Misha
Normal/Fairy
Pixilate / Cacophony / Oblivious
Hyper Voice, Helping Hand, Attract, Facade
>>25832337
See, I was with you until you had to insert your own views, like so many terrible history 'teachers' and 'professors' are apt to do worldwide.
I'm more inclined to believe one group of blithering idiots over another, though, simply because those guys tend to sound and look more credible than a dude getting angry in a thread where trash like >>25835091, >>25835778, and >>25831188 are posted, and on a website where one sees furries and degenerates spread their cancer every day with no one to stop them.
Feel free to cry about being left on the wrong side of history. Whether you like it or not, the world has moved on, for better or for worse. Hitler fucked everything up because the scope of his vision was too large to handle, and if you believe otherwise, don't scream about it to a bunch of 12 year olds on an anonymous image board.
tl;dr: back to /pol/ where someone might care about your drivel.
>>25831188
but what is his nickname?
>>25831131
>lol Hitler dude lmao
My great grandfather spend his youth in extermination through labor camp from 1941 to 1944 and even he got really tired of Hitler jokes really quick
>>25835778
Superior VN, right here.
>Aeka
Normal/Dark
Contrary/ Defeatist/ Moody
Bide, Frustration, Recover, Revenge
>Mizuki
Normal
Hustle/ Vital Spirit/ Gluttony
Pay Day, Follow Me, Doom Desire, Charm
>Nekoko
Fairy/Electric
Pickup/ Pickpocket/ Super Luck
Play Rough, Thunderbolt, Agility, Volt Switch
>>25832337
your /pol/ is showing anon
Dark/Grass type
Illusion for ability
Sing, Trick Room, Dark pulse, Seed Flare
She can learn some other moves, though, those are just them sot notable.
>>25832337
Hitler was a fuckboi, Germans are cucks, get a better hobby anon
>>25831155
History isn't edgy.
>>25836159
I love how easy it is to cuck you /pol/fags. Don't take my bait next time friendo :^)
>>25836179
>I was only pretending to be retarded! Joke's on you!
>>25836184
You /pol/cucks sure get worked up. Try a reaction that hasn't been used to death next time.
>>25836197
How about you try using something besides buzzwords like 'cuck' to make an argument?
Try an insult that hasn't been used to death next time.
>>25831150
That's guderian
>>25836212
Boy howdy, you sure don't get how shitposting works. I live for the (you)s. Every single time you respond, I win. But feel free to keep calling me names!
>>25836159
mad af, get over it Nazi. We won.
>>25831273
Kek
>>25835778
>>25836258
>We won
Not that guy but I do want to remind you of Operation Paperclip were we brought in Nazis to work for us.
Nazis have in fact infiltrated our ranks and most likely are still amongst our officials.
>>25835778
>Misha
>No "Drill Run"
>>25831188
>Smokescreen
How are you supposed to not be seeing him then?
>>25832337
Hi /pol/.
>>25831317
>underrated post
>>25836469
What an original post! +1 upvote!!
hitler should have fighting typingbecause
in japanese, "fighting" translates to "hero" type
>>25831131
Miia
Type: Normal/Dragon
Ability: Shed Skin
-Coil
-Slam
-Bind
-Glare
>>25831131
>no Donald Trump
I'm disappoint, /vp/
>Donald Trump
>The Trump Pokemon
>Fighting Type
>Ability: Moody
>Play Rough
>Swagger
>Screech
>Close Combat
>MC-kun
Dark
Adaptability / Soundproof / Multitype
Beat Up, Heal Bell, Dark Void, Memento
>Junpei
Fighting/Fire
Scrappy / Rivalry / Flash Fire
Slash, Counter, Double Edge, Fire Blast
>Yukari
Normal/Flying
Sniper / Rattled / Delta Stream
Drill Run, Heal Pulse, Aeroblast, Hurricane
>Akihiko
Fighting/Electric
Iron Fist / Anticipation / Motor Drive
Comet Punch, Focus Energy, Lock-On, Thunder
>Mitsuru
Psychic/Ice
Super Luck / Forewarn / Ice Body
Slash, Razor Wind, Attract, Blizzard
>Fuuka
Psychic
Forewarn / Victory Star / Wonder Guard
Foresight, Heal Pulse, Heal Bell, Protect
>Aigis
Steel
Friend Guard / Analytic / Battle Armor
Gear Grind, Meteor Mash, Shift Gear, Pursuit
>>25836502
Papi
Type: Normal/Flying
Ability: Early Bird
-Fly
-Sky Drop
-Amnesia
-Soft Boiled
>>25836530
>Trump
>No Trump Card
>>25836558
I fucking blew it.
>>25836547
Centorea
Type: Steel/Fighting
Ability: Inner Focus
-Slash
-Stomp
-Agility
-Double Kick
>>25836604
God, I feel so autistic right now. But I really want to procrastinate from doing my essay.
Suu
Type: Water
Ability: Gooey
-Absorb
-Stockpile
-Swallow
-Spit-Up
Kurt Cobain
Type: Steel/Grass
Ability: Rock Head
- Sing
- Magical Leaf
- Needle Arm
- Parting Shot
>>25836675
>Parting shot
Not cool
>>25836675
>Parting shot
//////thread
>>25836651
Rachnera
Type: Bug
Ability: Compound Eyes
-Stickey Web
-Spider Web
-Constrict
-Foul Play
>>25836675
>Parting Shot
>>25836675
Courtney Love
Poison
Ability; Arena Trap
Captivate
Screech
Teeter Dance
Fake Tears
>>25836698
>Mero
Type: Water
Ability: Swift Swim
-Dive
-Captivate
-Aqua Ring
-Surf
>>25836734
>>25836730
Bill Cosby
Dark Type
Ability: Nightmare
Captivate
Knock Off
Pound
Smokescreen
>>25836530
Donald Trump
The Freedom Pokemon
Ground/Fighting
Abilities:
>Anticipation
>Bulletproof
>HA - YUGE Power
Nature:
>Moody
Defense and HP Wall
>Protect (keeping filthy immigrants out)
>Trick (being great on Trade)
>Swagger (anger and confuse your opponents)
>Trump Card (for stumping opponents)
>>25836817
give him wide guard instead of protect, that wall has to be long.
>>25836832
Good idea friend
>>25836817
>freedom pokemon
>supports the NSA
pick one
>>25836848
You have to go back
>>25836848
read that as NRA at first and was very confused.
>>25831317
Steve Irwin
Normal/Ghost
Ability: Guts
- Captivate
- Dive
- Poison Sting
- Astonish
>>25836900
>normal/ghost
Fucking hell spat my cereal out
>>25836817
Donald Trump
The Hot Air Pokemon
Normal/Fire
Soundproof
>Swagger
>Psych Up
>Taunt
>Echoed Voice
Julius Caesar
The Conqueror Pokemon
Normal/Steel
Ability: Defiant
Nature: Bold
Retaliate
Extreme Speed
Doom Desire
Momento
Immortan Joe
Dark/Ground
HustleHyper VoiceGear ShiftWaterfallMilk Drink
>>25836998
>off by one
waiting for that one faggot who puts their EV spread and stats
>>25831273
Kek
>>25836817
Magnificent
>>25836332
Except if that's the case, white people are sterilizing themselves and being outbred, and the Jews have far more power than they ever have.
>>25837274
We /vpol/
>>25831273
>>25836817
Approved
good thread
>>25831258
More likebigpower.
This thread is way better than expected.
