I would straight suck my cock if we get nothing
>>25819396
If we actually get nothing then this would be the worst advertisement of a generation ever.
I honestly don't expect anything more than maybe a few new pictures of locations, maybe the protags, and MAYBE outlines of the starters.
Even with this I'm probably being optimistic.
>>25819396
Don't you need to remove some of your own ribs to do that?
>>25819396
I don't care at this point. Just stop the stupid mind games tell us what kind of game this is.
![jasmine_magnemite[1].png_w=300&h=217.png](https://i.imgur.com/vZkCcmn.png "jasmine_magnemite[1].png_w=300&h=217.png")
>Megaton
>implying a Magnemite-line Mega
HYPE
>>25819396
If we get nothing I was fucking right they just started working on the game and before faggots say "but muh year development" where the fuck is the new info for Sun n Moon that's faggots watch this shit be like ORAS rushed.copy paste piece of shit
>>25819413
>outlines
When has Corocoro ever not had the full spoiler? Literally when?
>>25819424
No, you don't have to remove ribs. It would probably make it easier though.
Anyone have that picture where its just screenshots from the direct in the magazine?
>>25819396
I still firmly believe they're padding for time until E3, where the first megaton announcements will be made. After Nintendo's disasterous E3 last year they'll want to make sure not to disappoint this time.
So at most I'm expecting Magearna's type reveal next month, then maybe box legends in May. First gameplay will be shown at E3.
>>25819424
Some people can do it, but damn is it difficult.
>>25819409
and fucking why?
when ORAS leaked literally every feature you called it worst advertisement too, now that this game has not leaked any stuff you call it worst advertisement too
literally nothing can keep you faglords happy
>>25819464
Did you forget that THIS is April?
>>25819480
this
>>25819469
I wonder if it should be something to be proud of or ashamed of.
Seriously, it's pretty messed up, so is it impressive or repulsive?
>>25819440
This is my biggest fear. I just want an ingame screenshot or two to confirm. I don't give a fuck about new pokemon designs.
Hell, I'll be mad enough if they reuse the models without tweaking them a bit. The base is already there, if they can't even spend a bit of time improving the shittiest ones or just changing the idle poses I'll be pissed.
>>25819396
I'm losting interests anyway, since.
We have No information available.
>>25819495
No you miss the real question: is it gay to suck your own dick?
>>25819449
>When has Corocoro ever not had the full spoiler? Literally when?
Zoroark.
>>25819440
First of all English much second of all u do realize that it takes a year to make a game
And so what if its like ORAS as long as we get new content
>>25819525
It's not gay to give yourself a handjob.
>>25819480
>>25819493
>/vp/ is one person
>>25819530
The silhouette was Sunday, it wasn't in Coro Coro. They just revealed what the silhouette was.
>>25819530
Zoroark was hyped before the games were announced though, and revealed on Pokemon Sunday by Masuda.
We already went past our token Masuda ep, so they aren't likely to pull that one again.
>>25819480
There needs to be a middle ground, not releasing everything, and leaving things for the players to find. And showing absolutely nothing at all besides the logos.
>>25819542
There is only 2 persons on /vp/ me and the goodra shitposter.
>>25819535
>it takes a year to make a game
A simple or really shit one maybe. Good games take several years to build.
>>25819548
I'm pretty positive Corocoro had the silhouette for a month. Am I misremembering that badly?
One thing I remember is that they had silhouettes for Weavile, Bonsly and Mime Jr back in early DP hype, though.
>>25819396
Post TFW both Sun and Moon are just assets from ORAS XY and I mean straight up copy paste( models, trainer pics, background and animations)
>>25819535
It takes several years to make a game, (well, a good game) which is why it's concerning that they aren't revealing anything but a trailer featuring concept art and saying it'll be released within the same year. ORAS was forgettable and if Sun and Moon are at all comparable I may quit Pokemon for good.
>>25819525
Autofellatio is not a gay thing.
>>25819559
>calling me the Goodra poster
Ew.
>>25819572
So Gen 6.5
>>25819525
Only if masturbating is gay.
>>25819578
No you are me, it's just that I have a dissociative identity disorder
>>25819525
No, but it's gay to swallow.
>>25819572
I'd be disappointed but not surprised.
Hoping for new animations and maybe tweaks to a few texture colours.
>>25819584
>implying graphics negates new pokemon
No. Bad memer faggot.
>>25819481
Sorry, meant next week
>>25819596
Wait, really? So thats why I got blamed for going out in public naked and defecating on a police cruiser.
Thank fuck for that.
>>25819572
Well no duh. It is a gen 6 game after all.
>>25819597
As opposed to what, taking it out and cumming all over your face while you make a stupid look and stick your tongue out?
>>25819424
You either need to be really flexible, or have a long enough dick. So it's best to hope you're hung like a horse.
>>25819616
No that wasn't me, well technically it was us but in reality it was this guy >>25819619
, who is me, who is also you.
>>25819619
>meme
No, bad memer. Take that shit and get it out of here.
Graphics fags are even worse than mechanics fags.
>>25819655
>tfw I am secretly also a gen 6 fag
Kill me, other me.
>>25819396
Actually that would be pretty gay. You couldn't straight suck your own dick.
>>25819620
That has to be somebodies fetish.
Also, ew.
>>25819635
Being both must be great.
>>25819495
>>25819525
Not really, it's pretty much just another form of masturbation. If you believe that giving yourself a blowjob is gay or messed up then why can't you say the same about giving yourself a handjob?
>>25819542
A majority of you retards have the same mindset
>megatonMega Golem confirmed
>>25819440
They do have to program hundreds of Pokémon, it possible they might have started sometime last year. Making a game doesn't take a couple of months, fucktard
>>25819724
I didn't imply it was gay, I said it was a little messed up (being able to contort yourself in a way to be able to suck yourself off is not something the average can do.)
So, is it repulsive or impressive?
>>25819396
>CoroCoro has literally always delivered something when they say they will
>Joe telling people to expect nothing
At this point he is just unreasonable just to prevent backslash.
>>25819788
But Joe is right, going by what happened yesterday you should keep your expectations really low
>>25819770
Considering the average person can't do it, I'd say impressive since you either need to be flexible enough to do it, or have a long enough dick to do so without hurting your back. And having a big dick is pretty impressive in its own right.
>>25819836
See, I could see an equal argument for repulsive, which is why I was curious what people thought about it.
If OP can do it, good on him.
>>25819767
Configuring Pokemon is probably one of the easier tasks of development, since they're just parameters.
>>25819480
There's this word called balance. Don't know if you've ever heard of it.
>>25819464
>Nintendo and Game Freak announce next pokemon game
>don't fucking talk about it for nearly 5 fucking months after announcing their existence
Who in the fuck thought that this was a good idea?
X and Y saw a plethora of information up to E3, and even then, E3 had plenty of shit for us to oogle at.
Getting jack squat for info and riding on E3 announcements is tantamount to suicide if the info we get is "here's the boxart pokemon, some new mons, and yeah, new region, gyms and shit that you all basically expect from Pokemon games by now."
>>25819799
You can't compare Corocoro with any of the incarnations of the Pokémon variety show. Doing so is just absurd.
>>25819931
Um, to be honest, it's not even been 2 full months.
>>25819440
Oras was made by a different team. What the fuck has the main team been has been doing since xy?
>>25820018
>E3 apparently happens in April
By the time E3 rolls around, it'll be nearly 5 months. Should've clarified that but the context was regarding E3 so it shouldn'tve been necessary.
>>25820061
I didn't understand the context, sorry. Yeah, we really should get some info before E3.
It's like you fags don't even remeber the diamond and pearl announcement.
>>25820078
We don't have that situation, don't even mention it.
>>25819931
This is Nintendo's new standard it seems. Announce the game, then months upon months of nothing to the point people question if the game is still coming out. See: Zelda U.
>>25819788
CoroCoro disappoined us many times before. They usually deliver good shit but lets not act like this is always the case. Remember December 2015?
>>25819788
CoroCoro didn't actually say they're revealing stuff as like a world first or anything, just that the month starts features, like Joe said.
>>25820366
What does that mean, "starts features"?
>>25820353
>Remember December 2015?
The month they revealed an all new, never before announced Pokemon? That's pretty good shit if you're a kid that didn't look up datamined shit on the internet.
how many more days till Coro Coro?
>>25820390
What Pokemon were revealed 5 months ago?
>>25820418
1-2 Weeks
>>25820425
Volcanion i guess
>>25820432
Something like 14-17th?
>>25820425
Volcanion.
>>25820457
nah like 10-15th
cause every 15th is the release date of corocoro
>>25820468
Wow, I can't imagine anyone being surprised by that issue of CoroCoro. Probably because no one on the planet was.
>>25820483
Ok, thank you
>>25820499
Little kids in Japan were. That's the target audience.
>>25819525
Is masturbation gay?
>>25819396
Get that dick ready, OP.
>>25820366
Yes, but corocoro actually delivers something if they say they will. They have literally never stated to look forward to the next issue just to print old news. While this happens all the time with Sunday/SMASH/GetTV/Pokénchi.
Stop sucking Joe's cock for a moment.
>>25820499
Anyone who doesn't know how to use the internet were surprised by it
>>25820353
>expecting them to not hype Volcanion as a new pokémon although it was datamined
What the actual fuck were you expecting?
>>25819525
Anyone who has ever sucked their own dick will tell you. It's only gay if you take the load in your face or mouth.
Something about the curtains opening on the legend or something like that. Interesting terminology to use if it's something mundane, but they have been known to exaggerate.
>>25819440
>What is game development
>Why does anon have bananas for brains
>ITT: 20 year old manchildren bitch and whine about the news they think they are entitled to.
Hey fucks, you don't deserve shit. The games are still 8 months away. Quit thinking businesses sit around waiting to see what little fucks on a chinese cartoon board think.
>>25819575
They aren't revealing anything because the game is 8 months out
>>25820654
They revealed a lot of info about X and Y before its release. They were announced in January and released in October in case you forgot.
>>25820701
>one extra month
jesus christ
be patient you idiots we will get shit soon.
Well, techncally, they've already had the logos in Coro Coro, they can't do that again, thank goodness.
>>25819480
I'd like a trailer showing starters/box legends/ region name / brief shots of towns and how the game actually looks and i'd be a happy camper until it's release
>>25819480
>you
Faggot you're posting here too so you're part of the collective faglords, you dumb nigger.
