>oh no, the ground under my feet is jiggling a bit! At worst I might fall on my ass!
How is this 100 base power? How is this more painful than getting a flamethrower in the face?
Clearly, you've not been in an actual earthquake.
>>25818259
It's more than jiggling a bit.It jiggles a lot. Like, bone dislocating.
>>25818259
OP is a faggot and has never seen entire buildings collapse when the
>ground under my feet is jiggling a bit
>>25818259
I thought they had banned Earthquake from the anime?
>>25818259
Yeah dude. Its just a bit of shaking, whats the big deal? It's not like an earthquake could cause any actual, measurable damage.
>Look at all these faggots crying about their shitty buildings falling over. The ground only jiggled abit, guys. Git gud at build shit, losers
>>25818304
>>25818296
I'm not a building that falls apart if I get jarred. I can just lay down or something
>>25818297
It is still banned. This is a pic from before the ban.
>>25818297
They did, this episode is like 10 years old
>>25818304
people arent buildings
>He never saw Stadium's animation
>>25818259
>Oh man, it's a bit of snow and cold wind coming this way
How is this 110 base power? How is this more painful than getting hit by a rock?
>Look at these assholes. Couldn't even stand up to a bit of water in their face. Shameful. God help them if they ever went to a water park.
>Someone goes full retard
>/vp/ responds accordingly
Good job, people.
>Are you fucking shitting me, all you have to do is just leave the forest you dumb fucking animals, are you really that dumb when it comes to dealing with fire?
>>25818339
Earthquakes throw everything up and down. If you don't have a good grip of the ground, you too will get tossed in the air and get a rather violent, frequent crash to the ground
>>25818392
you are being facetious, but can fire really outrun a deer?
>>25818321
>covers mouth
>but not her nose
Wow, that flu mask is surely going to work!
>>25818404
Not him, but forest fires have been known to spread at an alarming rate. At to the fact that there's brush slowing you down, fire spreading in any direction, and smoke inhalation causing disorientation, and youre essentially fucked.
Animals are pretty much pre-programmed to dip at the slightest hint of smoke or fire, and they still get killed all the time.
>Oh come on man, just hire an exterminator or some shit, it's just some fucking rats.
>offensive attacks for Water, Grass, Dark, Dragon, Flying, Rock, Normal and several other types are essentially just different ways of bludgeoning/cutting the opponent
I mean you have things like Fire-type moves where it's fire, it burns you but everything else like Surf (bunch of waves smashing into you) and Outrage (just going all out and beating/clawing mercilessly) which are just variations of hitting the opponent. Psychic I suppose would be mental attacks that make your brain hurt and stresses you out. What would a Shadow Ball feel like?
>>25818304
>>25818321
>>25818379
>>25818381
>>25818392
>>25818484
Earthquake it's still a pretty dumb move, tho.
>>25818503
Like a ball of shadows.
>>25818503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
Pretty much this.
>>25818503
Psychic is actually supposed to be Psychokinesis, which could really be any form of attacking from bludgeoning, to tearing, to constricting.
I imagine Shadow ball would be like a chemical burn? Energy based, so many something similar to electricity?
>All you retards had to was tell the camp counselor that you weren't feeling well, and he'd let you leave. Even better, look at fucking reviews before signing yourself up for a shitty summer camp and regretting it later. No wonder everyone hates you fuckers.
>I'm pretty sure those people who hijacked the plane would have turned the plane around if you asked nicely and told them not to crash into that building.
>>25818581
>>25818601
These don't sound like moves
>>25818642
Poison Gas and Brave Bird are moves
>>25818642
>Self-Destruct
>>25818642
Toxic and Sky Attack.
>>25818399
This, since earthquakes reflect off of the earth's layers, earthquakes can be more than just lateral movement. It can have vertical movement, or a mix between the two.
>>25818652
>>25818653
>>25818661
Well that makes sense now.
Might as well put Imprison in there too.
Do you think Mawile can snap someone's arm off with Crunch/Bite?
>You people do realize you have legs right, USE THEM, RUN FROM THE BOMB YOU DUMB SHITS!
>Maybe the ship wouldn't have violently exploded if you weren't twiddling your dick around and instead PUT OUT THE DAMN FIRE!
>>25818271
clearly YOU have not been in an actual earthquake
southern californian here
earthquakes are pussy shit
>just an ice shard? just NAIL THE SHIP BACK TOGETHER, it isn't rocket science
![Abomasnow_XY083_Wood_Hammer[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/t8Wsxyj.png "Abomasnow_XY083_Wood_Hammer[1].png")
How does hitting someone with a stump-shaped hammer hurt you?
>>25818835
Here's your (You).
>>25818835
>All you had to do was not post the thread and everything would have been fine, it's not like you were being forced to post in the first place.
>>25818870
>implying you're any better than the tripfag
At least the last anon only contributed once.
>>25818816
>He doesn't know the diference between tremor and earthquake
>>25818854
>>25818870
Nice shoops samefag
Sure, buildings collapse, bridges fall, houses are destroyed. But what about when they use "earthquake" in an open field, or in an area that is not covered by a roof, or near a building?
How can earthquake possibly hurt any pokemon at that point?
The ground is smacking you
>>25818841
this has to be a fucking joke
>>25818816
Please. I lived in southern California. I know what most of the earthquakes there are like. Hence why I said actual earthquake.
>>25818379
What harm could a little winter possibly do?
>>25818816
Dobermans are the only animals I truly resent on this planet
>>25818841
I fucking hate how every Pokemon is a fucking Green Lantern or some shit in the anime.
This is a Bisharp using Shadow Claw. You would think its arm blades would be use for this attack, but no, it just grows clawed fingers made out of energy instead.
>>25820902
Charizard's Dragon Claw.
>>25818707
Mega Mawile can break your spine by looking at you too hard
>>25820920
And Steel Wing.
>>25820902
That's literally what Shadow Claw is described as in-game.
>The user slashes with a sharp claw made from shadows. Critical hits land more easily.
>>25818503
like bags of spooky sand
>>25821074
fucking kek
>>25818503
I imagine shadow ball making you clench you stomahc once it lands, causing nausea and such in other words, it wouldn't feel nice.
>>25820940
>>25820920
>>25820902
It sucks that they made everything into some elemental shit. Rock Slide now literally opens a portal from which the rocks drop. In the early days they simply threw the rocks
>>25818321
People look pretty alive after taking the equivalent of a bit less than being incinerated twice.
>>25818503
>take your shadow
>make a ball with it
>throw at your nearest friend
Or, the opposite if you want to feel the shadow ball yourself.
What you should question is how Heartstamp hurts so much, or even worse, how bubbles hurt so much.
Most of these wouldn't hurt considering you would be dead, a Shadow Ball? From anything worth it's salt would have you splattered all over and the general area you were in being rubble if not a crater, Bubble? It's be like tapping frag grenades to you and puling the pins? Flamethrower? A lot worse than an actual flamethrower to the face considering fucking granite occasionally disappears the moment the fire touches it indicating heat of a ''dead'' or even rockthrow, getting a rock thrown at you by something that can level a mountain or ignoring dex entries at least a city block or two would do more than hurt.
>>25818339
holy crap you are literally retarded
did you at least take high school physics?
>>25818509
>>25818835
you're stupid though
>>25818385
Sometimes a person is too dumb even for /vp/.
>people are actually wondering what a Shadow Ball ''feels like''
It's a fucking video game with heavy fantasy elements. With this logic, the same question could be asked for Hyper Beam, or Solar Beam, or Moonblast. It's just painful energy, like any other generic attack, but of the dark element as opposed to light. It's more painful to some Pokemon based on typing, but other than that, Shadow Ball/Dark Pulse/whatever are as simple as they look.
>>25818509
>>25818816
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1755_Lisbon_earthquake
>Estimates place the death toll in Lisbon alone between 10,000 and 100,000 people,[4] making it one of the deadliest earthquakes in history.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1556_Shaanxi_earthquake
>as a catastrophic earthquake and is also the deadliest earthquake on record, killing approximately 830,000 people.
But yeah, lets listen to dumb fucking californians who think tremors are Earthquakes. I wish 1906 would happen to you retards all over again.
>>25818259
Why Slaking don't have Slow Start as it's Hidden Ability?
>>25818841
>Pokemon is made out of wood
>Makes a tree stump out of energy
For what purpose?
>>25823497
Because the anime is pants on head retarded and has resorted to making every attack look like glowing energy for some reason.
>>25823025
The actual ground tremors weren't responsible for those deaths though, it was masonry and buildings falling on people combined with famine and disease from destroyed amenities. Earthquakes are usually followed by various disease outbreaks, especially those associated with bad sanitation like cholera or typhoid
>>25824419
You're clearly dead inside, anon.
Half of the fun is watching the attack animations.
Why would anyone want to watch these critters throw literal sticks and stones at each other? Unless you're an ape and enjoy that shit...
>>25821074
You're something, ya know that?
>>25824793
Why wouldn`t they? theres nothing wrong with a nice practical,sensible attack.
I mean really not everything needs to be aura.
>>25818259
>getting a flamethrower in the face
Kek might break your jaw
>>25824792
>Earthquakes are usually followed by various disease outbreaks, especially those associated with bad sanitation like cholera or typhoid
Why
>>25818533
whoops, I think you meant this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
>>25820902
>You would think its arm blades would be use for this attack
That would just be a Scratch or Slash then you dumbfuck.
>>25818259
I know you don't live in California
>>25823001
>he doesn't ponder obviously unrealistic shit like this from time to time
What's it like having no imagination?
>>25825563
The earth shitting itself is not friendly to things buried in the earth, like water lines. You also get fucked up roads, which means fucked up supply lines, which means scarcity and people eating/drinking nasty shit out of desperation.
>>25824793
This glowing shit is a censor, because Wood Hammer is too brutal for a kid's show. It's literally beating the shit out of the other guy so hard that you mangle your own stump arms in the process.
But hey, if you like censors and pretty lights.
>>25823001
You wouldn't "feel" Shadow Ball at all.
Normal is immune to Ghost.
>>25823001
solar beam would just be a blast of concentrated UV radiation. even if you survive you're gonna end up with skin cancer
but hey at least you have a nice tan
>>25823001
I just watched the Agatha episode and shadow ball is literally a ball of gravity. Pikachu fucking jumped on top of it.
>>25818841
I suppose getting hit by Abomasnow should feel like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJpl7bmfxUY
An earthquake can knock a building over but can't kill a bird watja fuk???
>>25818816
Not the guy you replied to, but most earthquakes around here are like magnitude 4. Earthquake in the games is implied to be Magnitude 8.
>>25829252
ever seen an earthquake knock down a plane?
>>25818259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ILE_D-ce0
That was a 6.3. Granted it was an exceptionally violent 6.3, but earthquakes can be pretty nasty under the right conditions. If the Pokémon using it has mastered the move it wojld probably know how to meet those conditions.
>Blaziken uses Blaze Kick
>A long leg/foot made out of "energy" and is on fire shoots from his chest into the opponent
>>25830886
>tyrantrum used horn drill
>it turns into gurren lagann
>>25825609
Not if the arm blades starting glowing with shadowy energy.
>>25820920
>>25820940
but isnt those amplified because of though claws?
you know the same way ashs chimchar wentapeshit insanewith blaze?
>>25831337
>claw
![Swords_of_Justice_Oath[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/u6hhncy.jpg "Swords_of_Justice_Oath[1].png")
>Game description for Sacred Sword: The user attacks by slicing with its long horns.
>Anime: Glowing dildos sprout from their foreheads
>pokemon uses Growth
This is my fetish
>>25831483
I don't know what dildoes you've been using but they shouldn't look like knives.
>>25826225
oh yeah, shit you're right.
>>25831483
so wait, what horn does aegislash have?
>>25822227
let me tell you about bubbles son.
http://airgear.wikia.com/wiki/Om
>>25821074
Kek
