ITT: things that would make you throw SM out of the window
>one of the first cities
>talk to npc
>"oh you won the badge! you're a really amazing trainer! you will certainly take good care of this egg!"
>oh wow awesome
>ff
>egg hatches
>mfw riolu
I don't have anger issues. But then again I'm not an underaged teenager like you OP.
>>25780825
If I'm getting an egg just handed to me in SuMo, it better be a Gen 7 Mon.
>>25780832
nice try, lucariofag
More memes in NPC dialog.
>>25780838
It's okay, someday you'll be old enough to not break your games like an ape. How many xbox controllers did your parents have to buy? 10? 20?
Dank memes
>>25780835
Man, playing a new game sure is exciting, seeing new pokémon in tall grass, npcs using things that you've never seen before, getting a unknown egg... This why I literally stop coming to 4chan when the heavy leaks starts (near of the game release), ruining all the surprises that you could find yourself, it just makes everything less exciting.
>>25780843
Aren't you supposed tone looking at pictures of location covered in cum?
Why don't you go do that instead of ranting that somebody else is underage when you clearly are too.
>>25780875
I pretty much do the same thing. I don't mind seeing the starters (at least their initial forms), and I like seeing what Mega's there are so I can catch one for my team if it shows up, but the best part of BW and XY was finding something new and working out how it played out.
>>25780846
the fuck is this game
>>25780825
Wow, Tamashii looks terrible these days.
>>25781037
kek
>>25780825
Pokemon/Pokemon fusions
Pokemon/Human fusions
>>25780825
*Gasp!* Best game ever! I get a Riolu so early on, without having to hunt it like in bw2?! I would be in love!!!!
>>25780838
Hush now. Lucario is epic and adorable, so hush.
>>25780880
>too
>he actually admitted to being underaged
>>25780880
>>25781025
Stella Glow