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May is perfect wife material. Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't,
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May is perfect wife material. Prove me wrong.

Protip: you can't, faggot.
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>>25776154
She's 12.
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>>25776166
/thread
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>>25776154

I had this mind that Sun and Moon mothers Protagonist is actually May. This would be a twist in the series of pokemon
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>>25776166
OP said "wrong", not "right"
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>>25776154
lanklet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U9DT8DGNtU
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>>25776170
She's clearly pubescent. That means she can become a mother easily.
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>>25776154
It's a kid
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>>25776283
>it
>>>/lgbt/umblr/
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>>25776180
Who would the father be?
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>>25776354
Wally cucks brendan
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>>25776354

Maybe someone we will not know. It's like whos the father from Ash or so.
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>>25776354
Brendan?
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Why is May just so fuckable?
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>>25776354
Brendan
>>25776370
Fuck off faggot, we all know Wally is Lisia's twink that she fucks with a strap-on.
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>>25776354
Archie's the only one worthy of May
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>>25776519
Sassy, spunky, dat attitude that she don't take no bullshit, dem tits, and overall just a badass. Oh and she's cute, but nearly all the Pkmn girls have that trait.
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>>25776929
>ruining May with a nigger
Don't get me wrong, I like Archie, but he's got Shelly's ass at any time.
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>>25776154
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I'd plow dat pokegirl pussy.
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>>25777109
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>>25776354
Non-existent. Like most other Pokemon games.
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>>25776166
Just change religion to Islam and problem solved u can marry her
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Her hair looks dumb.
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>>25777175
like u :)
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>>25776166
She is 10 and nothing is wrong with that.
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>>25778989
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/May_(game)
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I love her...

And she's gone

;_;
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>>25779100
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>>25776568
Lisia and/or Zinnia's tbqh.

Inb4 Sun/Moon's rival character is Wally Jr.
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>>25779100
I'm hoping she at least shows up soon in the show
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Did she become whiter in ORAS? I think she got whiter.
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>>25776283

Looks like a drawing to me
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>>25779100
May actually left the anime a decade ago this year, back in 2006. Can't believe its been an entire decade since she left already.
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>>25781532
it's saddening to know she probably won't come back. feels bad man
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>>25781532
Good, sluts don't deserve attention.
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Serena is super feminine. Dawn has character built from overcoming hardship. What does may even have going for her?
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>>25782101
>Serena is super feminine.
Well there's you're first clue, May isn't "my submissive little bitch", she's badass with dat spunky attutude, making her superior.
>Dawn has character built from overcoming hardship.
As May had some of that as well, thanks to Ash being like a "mentor" to her and helped her overcome her dislike towards Pokemon and a great trainer/coordinator as well.
>What does may even have going for her?
Has charm, wit, sex appeal/atractive, additude, and overall, a fun girl you'd yourself love to hang out with. She's that kind of girl that fits all the types of "girly and tomboy" all in one. And thus, the prefect girl.
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>>25782101
May was literally the perfect blend between girly and tomboy. I like that they didn't have to make her excessively girly but they didn't make her some angry bitch either.

May literally had one of the best developed personalities because she was a mix of everything. May could be girly and nice in one moment but also had a temper and could stand her own if she wanted to.

May's entire arc was about being "just as good as the boys," which is seen by her bickering with Ash, Max, Drew and Harley. It says a lot AG had an all-male cast besides her.
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>>25782101
Everything
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I want to hear her tummy.
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>>25786151
>dawn and may are tied with how that poll worked
I'm not even mad
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>>25786198
>519 = 517
>Being this much of a butthurt Mayfag

Success breeds jealousy
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Sorry to say, Sapphire fags
But Black, White, and Platinum Berlitz is the top kids
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>>25786472
i want to _be hilbert
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>>25786228
>Sinnohfag confirmed.
At least May didn't get a "anime" spot with shit votes, proving May is superior. ;^)
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>>25776154
>>25776166
>>25776229
>>25776266

Warren Jeffs please leave.
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>>25787446
>Sinnohfag confirmed

You act like I'd be ashamed :^)
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>>25787551
>those boobs
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>>25779100
It only ends when one says so.
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>>25789226
>bandanna instead of her bow
>hair defying logic
3/10 edit
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>>25789262
This.

It had potential, I personally prefer the bandana over the bow but the edit was very poorly done
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>>25789226
Oh my god, I can't believe how much better this looks now compared to the original ORAS look.
Why GF, why? Stop Fire Emblemizing the girls.
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>>25789226
The other edit was better. Someone post it.
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Sapphire and Blaziken
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>>25790532
The one with long hair? No, that was even worse.
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>>25776154

I can, pic related, stupid asscunt. Skinny girls sucks.
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Posting the real perfect waifu
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>>25790538
>he doesn't like gangly girls with small frames
Shit taste fampai. Have you considered putting a bullet through your head?
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>>25790536
That one actually looked cute though, it was like May + Lisia combined.
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>>25790541
>above shoulder length hair
>chestlet
>under 5'
>druggie
>literally does worst genre of music
>is from worst region
Nah she's terrible. Honestly Green is best for lewd. May is best for cute.
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>>25790545
>>25790536
>>25790532
Wasn't that edit the one that got a fuck ton of edits based on it?
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>>25790538
LMAOOOOOOOOO
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>>25790567
I've seen like one edit of that edit and it just made May less desirable by giving her black hair and turning her into a nigger.
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>>25776166
Which means her beauty will last longer and you can enjoy her throughout her prime.
I see nothing wrong with this.
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That edit above does has it's flaws (the hair and cleanliness /quality in general) but god does that look more "genuine" than what ORAS went with.
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>>25790577
I remember there were around 3 threads on it and even a link to download all of the edits.
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>>25790544

I shoot semen through your moms butt. Fat girls > skinny girls.
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>>25776154
That is "new May", who is merely "okay".
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>>25790939
>not having room in your heart for every variation of May
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Mega Swampert and Sapphire
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Scuba May is best May.
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She's not real
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My name is Mabel Hickman now?
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If you don't have a fat belly fetishyou can go to hell!
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>>25791436
You're trippin, Jimmie
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I'm using Shopfag's gallery of shit he did or didn't do, so I can bring up whatever one people want...mostly.
I think.
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>>25791580

Thanks Matt
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>>25791935
>Jesus Frost

By far the best name yet
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>>25791634
This is cute, May looks good with long hair and ZR.
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>>25776519
bike shorts
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>>25776519

Spats
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>>25776370
>>25776376
>>25776380
>implying all the pokegirls wont be carrying Reds child.
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>>25792147
>bowl cut tier hairstyle
>black hair
>pink
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>>25792169
>implying Red will even get laid considering how autistic he is, let alone take all the girls away from their destined lovers
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>>25792169

Red has his own girl problems
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>>25790582
Exactly, feminists want a higher age of consent because they want less competition from young highly desired girls.
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>>25792220
>not shipping male protags with their female counterparts
You will forever have shit taste
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>>25792238
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>>25792278
>literally a lesbian
Not to mention she's just shit all around to begin with
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>>25792408
>Redgy
Stop
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