Fire Red
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You know what, fuck it, why not
Let's play some Fire Red today. You know, the game Game Freak made when they decided all the genwunners had stopped buying games and wanted new players to buy in.
>>25774323
I'm sure you all know how this works, right?
So, do we have a dick or a pussy?
1, 2, 3, 4 decides.
Pussy
Whatever numbers you decide on starter I'm gonna pick bulbasaur
Nickname it benny
>>25774364
Pussy it is then.
5,7,0 decides our protagonist's name.
>>25774409
Faglord
>>25774509
Masuda
>>25774409
Pussy
Ebinmeme
Ash
>>25774409
Winston
>>25774637
Winston it is.
>>25774661
Now, who is this fine fellow in the stylish black shirt?
1, 4, 6
>>25774677
Rodgers
>>25774677
Ahmed
>>25774677
Pikachu
>>25774706
Ah yes, our prudish neighbors named him after a slightly rare pokemon from Viridian Forest.
Doubt he'll ever catch one, the brutish filth he is.
>>25774726
OH MY GOD I SHRUNK IT HURTS AAAAH
Anyways, shall we grab the potion in the PC or do we even need it?
>>25774743
I forgot, first reply.
>>25774743
No potions
>>25774761
I don't need no filthy potions.
>>25774774
Also, shall we use Shift like a smart girl or Set like a noblewoman?
And what frame shall we use?
1, 2, 3 for Shift/Set
4, 5, 6 for Frame
>>25774798
Set
>>25774798
Gaaaaah forgot image
>>25774798
set
>>25774798
set
>>25774821
>>25774822
WE ARE A NOBLEWOMAN AND DON'T NEED NO SHIFT
Final part, what's our frame?
>type 1 is default
>type 2 is genwunner holdover
>type 3-5 is red, green, and blue versions of default
>type 6 & 7 are gold and silver striped borders
>type 8 is gray checkerboard
>type 9 is gold ridged
>type 10 is purple bricks
Shown is genwunner holdover.
>>25774858
It's still 4, 5, 6 btw
>>25774858
type 9
>>25774858
10, whatever
just start the game already
>>25774905
All right, all right, jeez.
>>25774914
GAAAH FORGOT PIC
>>25774926
All these choices look rather interesting...
So, do we go with the flaming lizard, literally my mom's turtle, or the plant dinosaur?
>>25774946
Oh, and 7, 8, 9
>>25774946
SQUIRTLE
Q
U
I
R
T
L
E
mom's turtle
>>25774957
>>25774959
It's a boy!
Name is 1, 4, 7
JEB! 4EV
>>25774974
All right then... whatever this means.
>>25774988
>>25774988
Before we can leave, the ruffian selects a plant lizard and challenges us to a deul of wits.
>>25775008
Oh right, that Jeb. Gotcha.
>pic
SHADDAP OAK, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A CIVILIZED DEUL. TUTORIALS CAN WAIT.
>>25775028
Bet you wanted to see that pic huh?
>>25775036
Gah, this is what happens when I save over my own pic mid-upload. Whatever.
So we win the deul, get the XP and money, bitch runs home crying to his nonexistent mother.
Yeah, never noticed that one, huh?
>>25775052
His sister is his mother, lieing to him
>>25775052
All right, we may not be able to catch Pokemon yet (as we all know, chicks have no balls), but there's still things to decide in this route.
First off, this guy has a potion. Should we mug him for it, or do we still not need them?
Also what level should we train JEB! 4EV to before continuing the plot? He's currently Level 6.
9, 5, 0
10
we don't need no handout
>>25775089
Let the grinding commence.
In the meantime, let's decide on mugging the guy for the potion. 2, 6, 0.
a noble lady does not mug people
>>25775108
don't need no potions
>>25775108
no potions ever
you're into that alternate healing
>>25775126
While grinding, we reason that a noble lady does not mug people.
Therefore, we shall not mug the nice gentleman with the potion.
Let the grinding continue. Will post update once Level 10.
>>25775149
After a long and hard campaign, JEB! 4EV is now Level 10.
And now we continue our quest.
>>25775210
Despite our apparent aversion to the art of potions, we are indeed a noble lady, and therefore we do intend to visit the store in this area.
However, the clerk is a bitch and won't let us shop until we play UPS girl.
Time to go back to the lab.
>>25775236
something about that seems illegal
>>25775236
We deliver the package to Professor Oak, who reveals the identity of the contents-
It's the only Custom Poke Ball in existence! And unfortunately for us, he's keeping it to himself. Drat.
He DOES, however, give five normal Pokeballs to us, as well as a Pokedex.
And thus our journey begins.
>>25775275
Also, the ruffian has the nerve to taunt us with the location of the Town Map- in his sister's possession.
Shall we see if his sister is better behaved than her sibling? Or head off and catch some Pokemon?
1, 0, 5
>>25775303
yes
cuck gary and scissor that bitch, then get the map
>>25775303
his sister may be a noble like us. would be good to check
>>25775303
Go for porkymans
>>25775314
this
men keep telling us to do things, it's time for some girl on girl time
>>25775325
>>25775314
Pikachu's sister is indeed a very noble lady, and after having some, ahem... "tea" with her, she gives you a copy of the Town Map, agreeing that her brother is a prude and doesn't deserve it.
>>25775362
All right, now that we can capture a Pokemon, what shall we claim in this route? There's admittedly a rather limited selection on this route...
3, 6, 0
get that rat
>>25775382
pidgey do it
>>25775396
Time to christen this bird.
5, 0, 1
>>25775412
Peasant
Daddy (serious daddy issues)
>>25775420
You name the bird Daddy. For... some reason.
...You think you might have a few daddy issues.
>>25775437
All right, now that you can finally shop, you pay the store a visit.
What do you buy? Or, of course, you can buy nothing.
Current inventory: 4 pokeballs and zilch else.
5, 7, 1.
>>25775470
15 pokeballs.
>>25775470
Antidote 2
Potions 5
Pokeball 2
no potions for sure
2 pryl heal
3 antidotes
2 balls
>>25775470
10 antidotes, 1 para heal, rest pokeballs.
>>25775484
this
>>25775488
You definitely have a thing against potions.
You buy 10 antidotes, however, because you hate poison. You also buy 1 paralyz heal, and 9 Pokeballs for a total of 13.
You only have 80 bucks to spare, so unless you had a sudden cash influx you couldn't buy a potion if you tried.
>>25775533
Now, what shall ye catch here? Something tickles your nose...
You believe you can smell a peasant in the distance...
>>25775574
Mankey
get that makey
>>25775574
Gah, numbers are 4, 5, 7
>>25775574
Mankey
mankey
>>25775595
You have an absolutely overwhelming urge to catch the first monkey-like Pokemon you see, and lo and behold, it's a girl!
She'll require a name.
Womankey
>>25775629
nigdong
>>25775629
Okay, 1 3 5. Gah.
>>25775652
this
>>25775662
niggerdigger
>>25775629
Mother
>>25775662
GARY OAK
>>25775666
TRIPS SPEAK!
>>25775678
this
>>25775666
You find a certain... devilish quality to this Mankey.
You nickname it Womankey, but something tells you that it deserves something along the lines of Succubus instead.
You can still almost taste the peasantry on the wind... how much should you grind before you confront Pikachu? Or should you catch a few pokemon first too?
2, 1, 9
>>25775704
Catch another mankey
>>25775704
Also, current team.
evolve jeb
>>25775712
spoken
>>25775712
One Mankey is never enough.
Name? 150
>>25775736
Gaaaah
Womanky 2
>>25775736
Hemankey
>>25775704
make an all mankey team. name them after your fmily members.
>>25775757
this
>>25775746
Finally, a mate for womankey
>>25775757
this
>>25775757
>>25775771
Hemankey and Womankey hit it off immediately.
>>25775782
Grumblemumble
>>25775797
The Peasant still hasn't left. Should you grind your pokemon for a bit before encountering him?
Or just abandon the place? After all, he is a ruffian, you don't have to fight him.
1, 0, 2
>>25775818
Catch another Mankey just to be safe
>hemankey
>>25775839
To be honest that's exactly what ran through my head when it was suggested.
>>25775818
Grind the Mankeys up to lvl 10 first.
evolve jeb
>>25775818
>>25775818
get three more mankeys
>>25775818
Three more mankeys
>>25775818
Grind the others to level 10 then fight Pikachu
>>25775864
this
>>25775818
Release your starter and daddy, get 6 mankeys.
>>25775913
Jeb dropping out
>>25775880
>>25775881
>You have the urge to catch three more Mankeys.
>Then you realize that you only have two more slots in the party.
>Whatever, there's something called a PC.
>You start grinding as well. Waste not want not.
>>25775913
You're gonna have to get trips or better to start releasing shit.
Also this chick needs a name. 730
>>25775924
not a surprise
>>25775958
I swear I put a pic in that time.
Susan
>>25775968
TheyMankey
>>25775968
hitmonchan
>>25775968
Pikachu
Smogon
>>25775968
Boogsten
>>25775993
You break the pattern and get a mankey that isn't named a variation on (blank)mankey.
Also, unfortunately it's almost midnight over here so I'll have to cut this short. See you all tomorrow.
bye
>>25776018
see ya tomorrowhopefully
>>25776018
Bye
