Pokemon confession thread, confess your Pokemon sins, I'll start:Im a firm believer of the Zoadic Fire Starter theory because I want a sheep fire starterThe chikorita line is my favorite starters ever
>>25772875I dont know what the Zodiac fire starter theory is, can you elaborate?
I want to fuck almost all the characters in pokémon regardless of gender or if they're human or not
>>25772893
are you fucking serious?
>>25772903I've never been to this board before.
I play an accurate Pokémon on Roblox more than the actual games at the moment.
>>25772893Its a theory that all the fire starters are based off the Zoadic signs. Pic related is a easy summary
I actually like Golem, i just post the goatmeme sometimes because i like doing so
>>25772929Thats fucking neat. Though I feel like Fennekin is more of a fox than a dog...
I actually do have real Sun/Moon leaks but I've kept them between my circle and fed fakes to /vp/ so when I decide to drop the legit ones nobody believes me. I just want Wottergate 2.0
On each game I always name my characters as their canon name and always try to create a decent team of Pokémon that are on that region's Pokédex or that can be caught on Post-Game to imagine those are their canon Pokémon (no Legendaries though)
>>25772924welcome to /vp/, what's your favorate Pokemon game?
I loved X and Y and think that /vp/ exaggerates its flaws dramatically.
>>25772972
Are you me holy shit, do you also do this in other games that arnt Pokemon as well?
>>25772929
>badger = rat
>fox = dog
Well this is stupid.
And would they really make another fire horse after Ponyta/Rapidash?
>>25772924Same here. I though people here would be mostly pokefuckers, but this board is too damn prudish.
>>25772875Gen 4 is my favorite gen, and I love everything about it.
>>25772974
Thanks for the welcome. I'd say my favorite games were Gold/Silver; having 2 regions to explore just made the games much longer and more fun. I've liked all the other gens too, though I did miss out on Black/White because I was too poor to afford them at the time.
>>25772900
>I want to fuck almost all the characters in pokémon regardless of gender
this is me
I shit on Smogon to fit in, but their battle system is a lot better then VGC
>>25772875
Kanto is a disgusting region
I think battles should be for fun and not for maintain a rank on a ladder, so I play Free Battles and avoid Ranking Battles on Battle Spot
OP doesn't know how to search the catalog.
>>25759584
>>25773061
>first time posting on the board
>opinion s are already better than 85% of the underage autists on here.
I'm terrible at competitive Pokemon, but do enjoy it, so I stay on the low leader and beat up scrubs even worse than me.I frequently watch rather capable youtubers like Pokeaim or Blame Truth, but I don't really learn from them.
I actually really like ORAS and had zero complaints for the game as a whole.
>>25773061
consider picking up a copy of bw and/or bw2, they're both pretty gud
>>25773003
With the names? Yes
Canon teams? No, I pick the characters based on how good they are or for their designs but always try to everybody have the same levels (Except for the main character, that I like he/she always have a higher level that the other characters)
>>25773053
Not a confession when it's true.
>>25772972
This. In my first runthrough of every game, I only catch pokemon introduced in that game. Although, I always put my name into the character.
I think gen 3 and 6 are terrible gensI love every other gen
I dont use female pokemon because my friends would think im gay or a pokefuckerand im both
>>25773323
Well, except for my starter I always pick females.
Makes me feel like it's just me and my main bro on a fuckquest.
>>25772875
I've never played FireRed or LeafGreen.
>>25773323
You're a gay pokefucker so you should enjoy baramons, no?
>>25773380
I would totally fuck my team.
But I like girly pokemon too
The only thing I care about in Pokémon games is the single player campaign. Each time I buy a new Pokémon game I spend about two weeks to beat it, fiddle around a little with the post game features, then never really bother with it ever again. The main draw of any RPG should be it's story mode, multiplayer anything should come second.
I have no sins. I am not ashamed of my beliefs. I think pokemon is an inconsistent mess and the fans do a far better job making a believable world.
>>25773413
Just use what you like, if people judge you for it you are better off without
I sometimes battle with Pokemon that are only quadraperfect
>>25773029
>Fennekin
>Vulpix
2 fire foxs
>Growlithe
>Houndour
2 fire dogs
>Sawk
>Throh
>Hitmonchan
>Hitmonlee
2 freakishly humanlike martial artist duos
>Pikaclones and early birds.
about a gorillion of the same pokemon.
You tell me.
>I like Gen 5
Not sinful enough?
>Gen 5 is my current favorite Gen
What circle am I going to?
>>25772959
>STILL liking Golem
I unironically want a Shellgon branch thats covered in armor and cannot fly and dives off cliffs even though its too late.
I would bang a snorlax, female because no homoMy main pokemon is jirachi, but I suck with it.]
>>25773470
Good taste
>>25773521That's the greatest Pokemon I didn't know I wanted.
>>25773521
Cruel. I want it.
Thanks to this board, I'd probably do pic related, if given the opportunity.
I've started five different drawn CYOAs on /vp/ and I've never finished one.I don't plan on finishing them and I feel a little bad about it.
>>25773114
Ayyyyyy my man. Never heard anyone mention BT on this board before. He's my favorite poketuber by far. His twitch is even better IMO.
ORAS are my favorite gamesI like Tangrowth tentacle pornI want to be raped by Mewtwo while Giovanni watches and jerks off
>>25772893
It's the dumbest fan theory in the history of the franchise, with absolutely no proof, and the rabid fans willingly ignore all the evidence against it. So just ignore them.
>>25773029
>And would they really make another fire horse after Ponyta/Rapidash?
I mean, to be fair we did get Darmanitan and Simisear the generation after we got Infernape, that's three Fire primates in a row.
>>25772875V's starters are my favourite.
>>25773623Though I agree with you, as in I would to, how did this board in particular cause that?
>>25772988
This
>>25773523
>suck with Jirachi
>When all you need to do is spam Iron Head and Ice Punch
>>25774050
I know, try having a favourite like Pangoro. All he has going for him is the Parting Shot/Magic Bounce shenanigans that nobody sees coming.
>>25773979Not op but all the furfags, have you not noticedAlso this board made me want to fuck rosaand like half the male protagsand Cyrusyou guys are cunts
>>25773623
Not even a pokeymang and extremely casual fur.
Choose a better villager, mayne. Like ankha or rapecat.
>>25772971
Lol, really? What would it take to get in your inner circle?
I lost my OR cartridge with all my Pokémon on it so I bought a new one preloaded with a living dex cause I was to lazy to look for it.
Now that sixth gen has made breeding and ev training so easy. I give ev trained breeding leftovers to casuals so they'll ruin the game for their friends.
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
I have let my berries die.
I have never played a gen IV game, nor any spinoffs
I bought a o3dsxl just for alpha sapphire
I have carnal thoughts about pokemon
I can't go back to pre Unova games
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa
>>25773912
More dumb than 6.5?
I still care more about gen 1 games and anime more than anything the series has done thus far, even though the games are getting objectively better, mechanically speaking.
>>25772929
Clearly the zodiac didn't actually start until Gen III, and they took a generation off to give us Fennekin.
After all, obviously our Zodiac starters will all be Fire/Fighting types. They just gave us a relief for one gen.
>>25773912
>It's the dumbest fan theory in the history of the franchise
>Fire Zodiac dumbest fan theory
Not Cubone is a baby Kangaskhan? Not Butterfree and Venomoth were swapped? Not a plethora of other absolute shit theories?
Okay Anon.
>>25773840
It sucks a bit that he never does as good as he could due to his permanent refusal of not playing anti-meta, but he's a likable guy with creative teams. He just sometimes makes dumb decisions and complains about hax too much.
>>25774516
>Not Butterfree and Venomoth were swapped?
What is so incredibly dumb about that? I mean, I am not saying it isn't just a theory, but it doesn't really strike me as particularly dumb. Same with Cubone, to some extent.
What plethora of other dumb fan theories are there that people actually have?
>>25772971
prove it faggot
but not today, on friday
I actually enjoy the story of the games
>I enjoy playing most games, and actually get invested in them
>I believe the music gets better with every game
>I like to relate real life animals to pokemon
>I have faped to pokemon but hate furfags
>I have a huge hard-on for competitive pokemon, and rage like shit when I get haxed
>I think that if a pokemon can't be used competitively it's just a pile of shit
>>25774050
I will try that
>>25774796
>I'm a self hating furfag
>competitive is the only important thing in pokemon
>I throw a fit like a child if I lose
>directly saying pokemon are shit if they can't be used competitively
I've seen a lot of people on here tell others to kill themselves over being autistic but you take the competitive pokédick. In all the time I've been browsing this board, you are the most autistic person I've seen. In this case, telling you to kill yourself is justified.
>>25775264
I'm only confused on the matter that they will admit they've fapped to what they admit are animals.
I have no scruples anout breeding legal Pokemon in illegal balls. Literally no fucks given.
I have to get the Amie ribbon for every new Pokemon I train.
I love using cheap as hell movesets that make people quit like spore lock on 1-hit KO Smeargle.
Best part is literally nothing can stop me.
>>25772875I battle with a female only team because I believe female pokemon are stronger than males. Also i want to fug their sweaty bodies afterwards
I will not read all those spoilers.
>>25772924
LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN
>>25772875
I hate breeding and IVs because I am attached to the pokemon I find my first time through and have precious little interest in dumping the team I've had with me for the entire game because they're not perfect. The system could fall out of the game and I would think it better off for it.
I used to go for pokemon that looked really cool and strong in gen 1/2, but because I'm a degenerate that all started to change come gen 3; my teams are invariably now my starter, cutemon/comfymon and Gardevoir. Exceptions exist here and there because some designs are that good though - like Hawlucha.
I've never cared about the competitve aspect of pokemon (hence my feelings on the first point) and find the community and mentality it has created to be fucking gay.
In line with my second point - yes, I've fapped to art. Big deal.
The games have no particularly gone uphill or downhill for me - they all exist at roughly the same plane; Gen 3 followed by 2 are my favorites.
Contrary to what I've said, Gen 3 wasn't my favorite because it introduced the Ralts linebut it helped- it's because it had the most pokemon I wanted to catch and use and a world I really enjoyed sinking time into.
>>25775901
Holy shit you are autistic as fuck.
May the world around you shiver in fear of you going fucking mental and shooting a fucking school.
>>25773323
>Surrounds himself with males to prove he's not gay
>>25775952
????
>>25773143
Think about what you just said.
>>25775985
Ignore him. A fellow Hawlucha fan is welcome in my books
>>25775660
I too breed my mons in any ball I feel like. Not allowing Kurt balls and hidden abilities is archaic and I choose to subvert it
>>25773143
>>25772875
I'm an Amourshipper.
I enjoy VGC16. I like the fact you can use some of the most powerful Pokémon now.
I own Pokémon shirts. I use most of them except the more explicit ones.
>>25776190
I have an Eeveelution raglan that I wear proudly. Not a damn thing wrong with it. No one thinks any less of me for it. I also wear Kirby shirts and Disney shirts (Mainly Stitch shirts, with a Bing Bong shirt for fun times)
>>25776230
>No one thinks any less of me for it.
Nah, they just think it would be too cruel to point it out.
>>25776230
I don't know. If I were to walk into college wearing my baby blue shirt with many colorful and happy Pokémon and big logo, I'd feel a bit unconfortable with people glaring at me. I tend to wear it at home only.
>>25776456
I wouldn't worry about being judged for liking Pokemon anon. I have found pic related to be true.
>>25776456
People in college don't give a flying fuck what you wear and what you like to do with your free time (within reason.)
>>25776543
This picture was pretty accurate for my entire time in college - the only thing was most people actually said, "Oh yeah, I loved Pokemon, but I don't have much time to play games anymore."
>>25776456
I tend to get a lot of compliments. Plus I hang out with other social nerds who wear stuff with Sailor Moon, DBZ, or on rare occasions, Tokyo Ghoul characters. I'm pretty comfortable with letting people know my tastes. (Pic related, just bought this yesterday on a whim)
>>25776543
>>25776594
>>25776777
Yes, maybe I should give less fucks about it.
Thanks for your advice, anons.
I like the geniesI've never used them or seen them used so I'm talking from a total design standpoint
>>25777121
The Therian ones are nice. Way better than the samefag Incarnate forms.
>>25776543
When Pokemon X/Y was just released, it was common to see people having Pokemon battles in my college.
Now they're all playing Sm4sh.
>>25772971
>circle
>implying he has friends
Baiting harder than with those leaks, huh?
>>25772875I have never been able to beat the Johto Elite 4 and thus have never played any gen2 post game.The only post games I've ever played and beaten was Saphire and LeafGreen.I've been able to catch a non-event shiny pokemon each gen but I never train them.I would go to every single RP non-Team Rocket, non-ERP thread, but I don't know if people are RPing in the pokemon world proper or in an alternate timeline of our world where pokemon have always existed or if pokemon have just recently came into existence. I can't RP without knowing major setting details.I hate smogon, but I also use smogon instead of making my own rules so I can bitch and complain while smogon takes the brunt of have to ironing out the rules. I'd rather use an outside foci instead of being responsibleI have a legitimate crush on mai waifu, but she isn't from pokemon.
>>25772875
Despite having grown up on and loving Hoenn, I never actually beat the game and haven't bothered getting ORAS.
I've played every generation but Johto.
>>25777145
I meant the Incarnate forms.
I've never completed Gen 2 or it's remakes, and hate the games despite Silver being my first gameFirst time round was due to the awful pokemon selection, second time round was due to the fact that all the flaws of Gen 2, the level curve, the selection curve, were all still there. That being said, go KingdraPelipper is my favourite pokemon of Gen 3, and in general. Bit of a shame that it sucks.I loathe Scizor, Charizard, Meganium, Luvdisc and the majority of the new fairies due to their designs/functionality.Spacedeer, Klefki and Carbink are cool thoughI would buy a Gen 4 remake if it had all the events loaded as postgame. I've never figured out why they didn't do the Hall of OriginVoltorb Flip is the worst feature of any pokemon game, closely followed by XY's soundtrack and completely unmemorable characters.I like Super Training
I have never wanted to fuck a non-human being until I watched the Darkrai movie. I want to fuck Darkrai so badly. Also the movie gave me PTSD.
After knowing this character since I was like 10, I literally just found out she was female, I feel like such a fucking idiot...
>>25777544
> Pelliper
My nigga
>>25772875
I've spent the last days fapping tomaleLopunny
im trying to get my sister into pokeporn
>>25772875
i never cared for stats
>>25777631
So you never finished the Yellow chapters of the manga? Because it's a big reveal there. If you only had one of the volumes as a kid it's understandable though.
I think Blaziken is one of the worst looking Pokemon. Like seriously it's awful.
>>25772960It is a fox, that's why its retarded.
>>25773623I want a Pokemon/Animal Crossing crossover where all the animals are Pokemon instead.I also would fuck them if given the opportunity.
>>25778035
this
>>25778035
Yeah this, it looks like garbage, especially the ingame model in xyoras
>>25774652
Ditto are failed mew clones
there is nothing in game that suggests this yet people cling onto it because muh coincidences
fuck now that I think about it, why has Gen 1 made all the worst theories/headcanons
>>25779178
Made by literal children, mental children, and edgelords (denies that they are children)
I actually hate pokemon, even when I was little I thought it was stupid and unoriginal. And I'm not joking about this to get a reaction, I just this on the homepage and thought I'd confess to the world. The show just sucks bruh..
I have a crush on a pokeboy.
>>25779191
why are you here though
>>25772875
I started liking the games because it's super fun but my interest in it peaked because I liked Pokégirlsand shipping them with Pokéboys.
>>25772875I only hate Garchomp because it forced my favorite Pokemon Flygon into irrelevancyI unironically enjoy shofu's videos and watch his twitch streams regularly
>>25779223
for your response
>>25779451
>That second one
Same. It's like watching those black people vines but with Pokémon.
>>25779508I like his Pokken videos, he's really good with Pikachu. I'd play the game myself but I'm a poorfag and I'll probably never get a Wii U.
>>25772875I roleplay a lot of fucking Pokemon. Both literal and figuratively. Sometimes the canon Pokemon trainers, sometimes OCs of humans and Pokemon.I am told by several close friends that I am very good at it.Magearna managed to save me from shooting myself.I think Black2/White2 were the pinnacle of the series until proven otherwise by a new game.My friend got me hooked on Pokeporn and I can't fucking stop looking up furry bullshit. I don't want this but I want this.If Sun/Moon isn't fantastic I think I'm gonna try and switch to full SMT.
>>25772926
Brickbronze?
I have my own speshul colored poke OC.That doesn't sound so bad until you realized I've fapped to him. Multiple times...
A friend of mine got me into Pokemon porn. It begin with tame shit and then gradually progressed tomaleBraixen. Now I look at the stuff regularly, but only feral. Making a quadrupedal Pokemon bipedal and adding tits is stupid as fuck. That same friend and I now discuss Pokemon/monster porn on a frequent basis, and it's pretty neat having someone to share that stuff with.Browsing /vp/ helped fuel my newfound interest in shota.I've been disillusioned about Pokemon for a long time, especially since ORAS. I still have buyers remorse. I really hope Sun & Moon are good, but I'm trying to keep my expectations low.I like Magearna and Hoopa-C. Volcanion, Hoopa-U and the Zygarde formes are all ugly.I love Trainer customization, it was probably X & Y's best feature. I'm pretty bummed that we'll probably never get it again.I want to try lewd writefagging on /vp/ and have a ton of ideas but I'm really lazy and prone to procrastination.
>>25779469
Oh okay, good that everything worked out then.
>>25779697
Can we get a story about your 3rd confession?
>>25773623
I've never caught them allI've never ever caught a canine mon or trainer one. I also hate all the bird pokemon. I want my pokemons monsterish, not a fucking dog/bird etc. bullshitIve played them all but X/Y
>>25781450
>I've never caught them all
YOU"RE GONNA GET B&!
>>25772875I enjoy breeding more than any other aspect of Pokemon games.
>>25781450
MODS
This board helped turn me into a furry, and I now run a Discord server for likeminded people.
I had a crush on Latias for longer than I care to admit.I know I'll never leave this franchise because of how much time I've put into it, but it seems to be getting less and less enjoyable.I used to be a famous tripfag here.I'm coming to grips with the thought that Pokemon GO might not be everything I've hyped it up to be in my head.I keep trying to make a viable team of six Crobat because it's my favorite Pokemon even though I know it'll never work.
>>25772875
I don't really think it's a confession but.
I think every generation is better than the previous one, I stopped at black years ago, then played ORAS and was impressed.
I play competitively quite often, but I refuse to make friends with any of the people in this community.
I think this board is the quintessence of Bad(Full of stupid furry porn, irrelevant subject, stupid theories)
I am excited for pokemon Go.
I ship Latias withKyurem.
>>25782807
>stupid theories
But no one is allowed to have theories here. All statements must have grounding in some form of canon, especially the main series. If there are gaps or inconsistencies, they are not allowed to be questioned and must be taken at face value, on penalty of exile.
>>25775737
Not really with you on the first point.
But we're of the same mind on the second one.
>>25779191
>The show just sucks bruh..
I think 90% of people here agree that the show sucks.
>>25777544
Pelipper's cool as a concept but I run into it (and Wingull) while surfing way more often than Tentacool until I got super sick of it. Search Level got super high though so Lucky Egg farming's a breeze and that's... okay.I like Super Training too.
I'm gonna get banned for this, but this has to be said.
My copy of Yellow's save battery died before I could catch them all.
>>25785830
It ran out of electricity because it wouldn't accept the Thunder Stone
>>25773114
Ay BT nice choice.
>>25774083i was straight before i came to 4channow, i'll fuck anyone and anythingthis place changes you manmentally, sexually, and sometimes physically
i stole so many shiny pokemon when people were doing the SV number thing
>>25785830
Whether or not you have yet caught them all isn't the issue.
The requirement is that you are trying to, that you feel that you gotta catch 'em all.
>>25772875
>yfw kid comes to you
>i touch myself at night father
>g-go on
I've never played B2W2 or XY.I may have ruined my copy of Silver, the first game that was mine alone, when I tried to change the battery. I don't know how to repair it.
I didn't figure out type advantages until gen 5
I have no friends and I smell like pee pee.
Thank you /vp/ for being nice.
>>25772875
GET OUT
>>25772903
/vp/ everybody
>>25777544
WOW your opinions are just awful
>>25773071
this
>>25777683
you sick fucker
>>25777683
Hot
>>25773899Are you a boy?
I've hated all the Legendary Pokemon besides shaimin since gen II.I have only ever masturbated to NidoqueenI've never caught them allI participate in a Pokemon Role playing collaboration on DeviantartI wish the Pikachu clones would stopI pray Megas don't prevent Pokemon from getting true cross gen evolutions like Jynx, Dunsparce, Quilfish or luvdisc should.If gamefreak thinks a pokemon is popular i think a shitload of split evolutions would be better than similar standalones
