"Ash, Serena told me to come here. What? Sure, I can go on the bed. What are we gonna do on it? NO! STOP! I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR BIG BROTHER! ...Oh, wow, I can barely feel it. Are you sure it's in? Well, you can do it if it makes you happy, I doubt anything will rupture..."
Everybody knows Ash is asexual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hgWESg0a2E
>>25772757
Pokesexual, actually.
He just wants to ejaculate on an egg and be done with it.
>Implying anyone would save herself for Clemont
>>25773090
He gets to bang this qt next week
>>25772777
Then why hasn't he stuck his willy in that thirsty bitch Bayleef yet?
>>25773122
>qt
>also wears gigantic circular glasses
Well, he can keep her.
>>25773132
She has not laid an egg yet.
He just wants to jerk off on a freshly laid and still shell-less egg.
>>25773228
She does want the D though.
>>25773314
Oak probably helped her right?
>>25773405
That fucking old man. First convincing Red to go on a journey so he can fuck his mom and now Bayleef.
Bonnie would not know the word "rupture" or it's meaning
>>25773426
Bonnie is for hug not fug
>>25773426
So that's the thing that stands out to you as odd when you read that post
>>25773419
Every professor sends you out to collect pokémon for them to fug apparently
>>25774369
Birch doesn't do that though.
He's a true bro.
>>25773426
>>25773228
>still shell-less egg
The fuck? Eggs have shells when laid.
>>25774369
>>25774445
Birch sends you with his son/daughter so YOU can fug.
>>25772628
wow dude, I'm as pedo as they come and even I'm cringing from that
lay off the chinese cartoon porn a bit
>>25774515
Some eggs aren't totally calcified after leaving the female.
