WPM SAID IT
POKEBEACH CONFIRMS
UNDERAGEFAGS ON LITERAL SUICIDE WATCH
>>25770646
>:p
>>25770646
Only during leak time do underageb& come here
>>25770696
>only
>>25770646
I mean it's not like we didn't already know this... It's pretty easy to tell by just scrolling through the catalog.
>>25770646
Unfortunately this only shows that it's awfully hard to get rid of underage shitheads.
The rest of us are the ones actually taking a hit here, not them.
This is news?
Dumb question: How does Google Analytics know someone's age?
>>25770646
We all did this. Let the underagefags enjoy life before the world treats them like disposable sheep.
>2 1/2 years ago
Those kids could have been 15 1/2 posting on /vp/ at the time and they'd be 18 by this point or damn close to it.
Shit people in kindergarten when Ruby/Sapphire came out are 18 now. Hell fucking kids born in 2000 are Sophomore in High School right now.
Time doesn't slow down for anybody OP.
>>25770712
I'm sure that there's some way to use google analytics to ban underage users, not that it'll ever be done
>>25770745
>2020's voter ballot wont have 19XX as DOB
hold me
>>25770738
likely if you've filled out something online and had google remember it for you
How does Google know they're underage? By being logged in with their Google accounts on the same browser they use to come here?
Are they retarded enough to put their real age when setting up their accounts? Youtube won't even let them watch some videos if their account doesn't say 18 or older.
>>25770646
>Now there are threads about Gen 4 nostalgia
>In 2 more years faggots who born in 2000 would be 18
>>25770822
>not seeing the occasional gen v nostalgia thread
you don't really frequent /vp/ do you
>>25770822
Just wait for the Gen 6 nostalgia thread the day after SM come out
>>25770756
Well I don't think all those people will be dead by that point anon. At least I hope I'm not dead by 2020, I'd only be 30, or getting ready to turn 30 in two weeks by that point.
>>25770833
>gen V nostalgia
Never happens.
I don't think you know the difference between nostalgia and actually liking something for what it is.
>>25770822
>not wanting to legally fuck post 2000 girls
are you gay
>>25770847
I think anons only hate VI because it's the lastor current maybe?gen. I think there's a chart that shows this. That's why Gen V is in the lovelight right now.
>>25770867
No I said in 2020 the ballot wont say 19XX meaning you were born in the 20th century. 2000-2002 kiddies will be voting.
>>25770894
>implying they'll fuck a bunch of 30 year old balding or bald men with white hairs starting to come in or already in when they can have little bitch boys who will never threaten their authority
Oh you
>>25770881
There are frequently "6 years since BW, where did the time go? It felt like yesterday I played this great game".
Threads like that pop up fairly often, and they are filled to the brim with nostalgiafags.
>>25770894
>tfw your future wife might not even be born yet
>>25770910
>implying they fuck their orbiters
We all know the chads are the ones getting their cocks sucked, and they do anything but respect their "authority".
>>25770911
there was one with this exact name last night
>>25770934
Chads aren't aging old men to these young girls, they're bros with swooped hair in college these days.
The only way an 30+ dude is getting an 18 year old is if he's basically Jason Statham.
Holy shit, look at his twitter. He confirmed that most Reddit visitors aren't underage like /vp/
>/vp/ on suicide watch
>>25770971
>YFW LEDDIT'S USERBASE IS OLDER THAN 4CHAN'S
>>25770971
So he's confirmin that only underage and leddit visit his site?
>>25770971
>talking about something from over 2 years ago
I don't get it. Besides, considering Reddit's Pokemon board quality and /vp/'s, I'd somehow take /vp/'s over it sadly.
>>25770787
Browsing history, linked accounts (including Android phones location history), Youtube searches, social media etc. It tries to form a general picture by putting together pieces of the data it managed to mine.
If a person visits the same local high school every day and their browsing history says "pokemon","minecraft" and various teen meme sites, even though they set >18 years old on their Gmail, Google is smart enough not to assume it's a teacher.
>>25771103
That's a stupid way to assume it's age and gives no basis for anything if that's how it's actually done.
Hell google probably thinks I'm like 14 with some of the silly shit I look up at times out of boredom. Man I wish I was still fucking 14, so much I would change. Oh well though.
Either way, that's a stupid way to go about assuming someone's age.
>>25770646
Well, the Rocket RP threads and "Pokemon are real" threads give it away.
Same with all the blind ORAS fanboys.
>>25770738
If someone is using Chrome and is logged into their Google account.
>>25770941
>>25770911
>>25770881
>>25770833
You idiots do know that something doesn't need to be 10-15-20 years old in order for someone to feel nostalgic about it right? I could be nostalgic about last Summer. That's still nostalgia and it's pretty normal.
>>25770911
To be fair I feel nostalgia for the XY reveal
>>25770646
This is why we should go back to being an nsfw board
>>25771463
Yeah, that will keep the teenagers away. Just look at the nsfw. They're totally not the ones with the highest amount of underaged shits.
>>25771359
Second guy and never stated otherwise. My point was just that nostalgiafagging does happen for newer gens too.
>>25770646
>OMFG HAHAHAHA GUYS GUYS YOURE ALL SO UNDERAGED HAHAHAHAHA
Clearly, yes you are.
>>25771546
When /vp/ was /tr/ it was all disgusting furry shit.
>>25771463
>Ok, how do we get rid of all these teenagers?
>I know, we'll give them porn!
>>25770895
Well I certainly hate Gen VI because Gen VI has many negative qualities to it and few positive ones. I don't see it magically getting better if we aren't getting Z.
>>25771159
I haven't seen either of those threads in a while unless the makers of said threads have done a really good job at hiding them. I think we've mostly wiped them out.
Is he talking about post-launch or during pre-launch hype? If it's the former it's because everyone came to /vp/ for giveaways, friend safaris, and egg trades, because you were either too small a group to do it yourself or had to deal with retarded reddit rules like "have an account for 2 months and get enough upvotes for opinions". If it's the latter that's pretty funny. I don't remember XY hype /vp/ being as shitty as post-XY or ORAS hype /vp/ though
WPM that wasnt rocket sciene
>>25771943
I would assume it was during prerelease, since you know he was the one that hosted the leaks and that was obviously the time he would have gotten most redirects and biggest sample size from /vp/, reddit or any other fan site for the matter.
>>25771359
I know that someone doesn't have to be 10-15-20 years old to get me hard, if you know what I mean.
>>25770646
The people who be involved with twitter would of course be mostly underage.
This shows nothing, it doesn't account for the total of /vp/ users to begin with.
>>25770738
The weight of your hand on the mouse
>>25770646
Well obviously only the underages would be clicking links to Pokebeach. The adults here know better.
>>25770911
Feels like yesterday Gen 1 was the new thing. I remember seeing Togepi, Donphan, Marill and Lugia etc for the first time and finally realising there was going to be a second batch of the little fuckers.
I'm only 20 and I feel old.
This is hardly news, you can tell just by reading posts that at least /vp/, /v/ and /b/ are all an underage majority.
Either that or majority autistic.
Or both.
>>25770646
This is exactly why this board needs to be not safe for work. We need to scare them off
>>25774840
also /pol/
>>25774885
>giving porn to teenager
>expecting them to leave
Porn board are full of underage posters, just go on any thread on /s/ if you want proof.
>>25770696
they dont go here, they go on youtube and watch clickbait new pokemon videos
>>25774952
Why would they not come here?
It's almost as if Pokemon is a game for kids. Who would have thought?!
>>25774981
Wasn't 19-24 the biggest (or second biggest) demographic for Black & White?
>>25770646
Bunch of lies desu. This place is filled with manchild genwunners.
>>25770646
>/v/ is full of underage
No shit? You can even see it in the writing style.
>>25770957
>>25770934
>/r9k/
Depart from this land and never return
>>25775077
Most of those people quit pokemon after how shit Black and White were though
>>25774885
Pretty sure making it NSFW would only invite more children sadly
>>25770881
>actually liking something for what it is
Well nobody can do that with Gen 5.
>>25770910
>They're fucking all the Chad Sinnohfetuses
>>25770646
1. Most pokemon players are kids, so by that logic most vp users are kids. only, this kind of logic is stupid. it's like saying birthdays kills people because the more birthdays a person has celebrated the more likely he is to die this year.
2. and how does google analytics know people age? hacking their pc camera?
OP, this was boring the first time you posted it, at least try to linger around and answer.
>>25776289
BW were great though. Especially compared to the trainwrecks that were DP. (Like walking through mud the entire game)
Google analytics probably lists me as 12 just by browsing history even though im 28.
