If you could only have one pokemon what would it be?
ditto
snurtle
>>25762517
>not picking stingulor
Faggot
One of the Porygons
Hacking is probably the most useful tool I could have in this world.
I can also carry it in my phone and shit so that's useful.
Am I the only one with a pokemon in this scenario?
>>25762547
>tfw Porygon-Z is your absolute favourite Pokemon but you can't bear to live with it flipping out 24/7 because you'd feel terrible.
I'd probably go with either Porygon2 or Audino
Slowpoke
Ninetails. I want to fuck it.
>Ninetales
Shit never dies of old age, stays with you forever.
Loyal
Fire type, no more getting cold shit
Good looking, gets you bitches left and right
Behaves like a pet, easy to mantain.
A tie between Espeon and Glaceon.
>>25762589
>>25762599
I feel some kind of irony going on with these 2 comments.
>>25762506
>>9gag
Memes aside, Jolteon is a very practical pokemon.
Either him or Bro heracross
>>25762517
That's like the best one. I'm surprised no one else chose that.
God fucking damn.
>>25762506
Probably Arcanine... Been on my team for years, and also, irl it could transport and keep me safe.
>>25762589
Of all the things you can fuck, you choose a fucking fox.
>>25762506
Gardevoir.
We already have this thread but I'll just repeat Jigglypuff. Cute, soft, and can sing me to sleep when my horrible insomnia kicks in.
>>25762547
>>25762568
Which Porygon would be best for hacking and general ease of life?
I don't want it to destroy shit and all, I'd just need it to infiltrate shit and steal info or something.
Maybe Rotom is a better choice.
fug, I have always really liked it and would love to be able to call down a dragon
>>25762686
>>25762704
Thank you both.
I would choose Glaceon as it is one of my favorite pokemon and would be easy to take care of.
>>25762686
>>25762704
Thread is over boys.
Tyrantrum
This chap
Gliscor or Rotom.
They're my favorites.
>>25762506
Probably Aggron
>>25763106
>>25762663
>>25762599
>>25762517
>>25762546
also strong choices
>>25762670
I definitely say Rotom is the better choice. I think Porygon2 would likely have some stuff programmed into it to prevent using it for criminal means and Porygon-Z could very well pull that off but the "destroying shit" part is probably likely to happen seeing how unpredictable it is.
>>25762506
Trevenant.
Not only are they my favorite, but the Ghost-related pranks are just 2gud.
>>25762686
>>25762704
WINRAR
Best waifu.
this fcker right here
get bitches mirin left and right
Best bud right here
Alien Waifu.
Pros: He's a fucking whale.
Cons: There are no cons, he's a fucking whale.
>>25763678
>>25762506
Scolipede most definitely
A larger-than-average Torterra so I can have a lifelong friend and a mobile home in one convenient package.
>>25762506
Only the best.
A Ghostbro, maybe Haunter or Chandelure. Only issue would be my health....
The last three digits of your post number selects your Pokemon partner based on its National Dex number.
Rollan.
>>25763741
Addendum: if the number isn't one that's been reached yet, keep going back until you get a first digit that has.
>Corphish
I can live with this.
Dragonite
>travel the world
>understands human speech
>kind-hearted
>flies faster than the speed of sound
>>25762506
A Snorlax that knows Fly
>>25762506
Giratina so I can make my own dimension and live without all the normie cucks irl
>>25762506
probably a female Machoke so i could fuck it in the butt
>>25763741
rall
>>25764023
snek
>>25764023
Noice.
>>25763741
Rolling.
>>25762637
Yep. It looks crazy soft, and I bet fire types have the hottest pussies.
>>25764047
Fuck yes.
>>25764060
THISthough I prefer Delphox. plz no bully
>>25763741
Ring a ding ding.
>>25762506
Shuckle, because he's based as fuck.
>I also really like berry juice
>>25763741
Rollan
>>25764092
Pretty interesting to see what having a ghost pokemon partner would be like.
>>25762686
>>25762704
>Get Jirachi
>Plan to wish every Pokemon come alive
>Jirachi is still asleep though
>For a thousand years
Don't get me started about how none of you fucktards have voices of "purity"
>>25763741
Rollout
I CHOOSE YOU, ARCANINE
LOYALTY
WARMTH
SPEED
CUDDLES
DESTRUCTION
>>25763741
Rollin start!
>>25764060
Imagine what all those tails can do too.
>>25764215
Not bad!
Jirachi
FUCKING
WISHES
and my favorite bro.
>>25763741
rolling....
>>25764496
Servine. Bah, I'd rather have Serperior or Snivy. guess I can evolve it.
Braixen, for sexual reasons. Only if it has opposable thumbs and humanlike intelligence.
Otherwise, either Flygon or Togekiss, since they're both amiable and can fly me around.
>>25763121
Let's be luc buddies.
>>25764581
Assuming delphox is a psychic type, it should be more than capable of having it.
>Adorable humanoid puppy friend
>Soft, furry, fluffy, cuddlable
>Loves to do art with me
>Loves to go on adventures
>Can paint your house/rooms/fences
>Can vandalize enemy's home/car
>Can learn literally any move (which would be insanely useful, if he could fly you places, surf, cut, strength, rock smash, etc)
Smeargle is my main nigga!
>>25763741
Woallin'
>>25763741
Rollen
>>25764872
Yuck. Fuck Beldum's gay ass. Some phallic floating rock flashlight asshole. No one likes this loser. I'm going back to choosing, instead of rolling, lol.
>>25764924
Not yet there, rerolling
>>25764965
>lol
Fuck you you cancerous piece of Reddit shit. Beldum is cute. CUTE
>>25764989
>Cute
Fuck you, you filthy neck bearded hipster. You just want to like things the masses don't to feel like a special unique snowflake! Enjoy your Cosby sweaters and shitty music taste.
>>25763741
Rollin' for best bro!
>>25765053
I am ok with this!
>>25763741
rollarino
>>25762506
Mega rayquaza
>>25763741
Roll.
>>25765114
tangela...
not bad, but I wouldn't have chosen it for myself.
>>25765095
I'll gladly take it.
>>25763741
Rawls
>>25765011
Enjoy your elemental animal Pokemon #800, mouthbreathing pleb.
>>25765138
Fuckin right
>>25762506
When you think about it, having a Pokemon that feeds off of rocks, gems, metals, other Pokemon, or something exotic would be hell on your budget.
But there's a limitless amount of spooks to go around. I'd bring a Duskull into my home.
>>25763741
autobots roll out
>>25763522
>be me
>12'2
>920lbs
>barely fit in the club
>bitches mirin
>give some chick the look
>her bf walks up to me
>fucking 6'8 manlet
>whenwilltheylearn.jpeg
>starts picking on my master
>yelling shit, "I'm gonna crush you bro!"
>his faggot boyfriends backing him up
>4 man football team wants to fight you
>lmao wide guard
>smackdown, douche-bros down
>people cheering, shouting us drinks
>master gets bitches
>tfw no reproductive organs
>luxuryball.jpeg
>feels good man
>>25763741
Non roll answer is Flygon for flying or Sandshrew for bro for life.
But lets do this.
>>25765314
ehhhh. Probably in my bottom 20.
>>25762506
Time to surf the high seas.
Not taking into account lifespan I would say sylveon, if we are assuming life expediency is an issue then gengar because ghost pokemon live forever i would assume
I want a Lilligant so it can use Giga Drain on my dick
Mamoswine, bro tier.
>>25763741
fuck it
>>25765615
I hope you like the cold anon.
>>25765669
Fuck this snow flake ass looking bitch, does anyone even like this Pokemon? why the fuck did i roll.
>>25763741
Rolling
>>25765767
So... Archeops? I'm very OK with this
>>25763741
Rolling
Kirlia
>>25763762
>>flies faster than the speed of sound
Yeah that's cool just hang on and see how you go
This motherfucker.
I would do fucking anything to get this mon in real life.
I've said it time after time, and I'll say it again, my brobat.
>>25763741
Rolllllll
>>25763741
Rawl
Can travel anywhere and seems like he'd be pretty low maintenance.
>>25763741
Eevee.
>>25766080
A Bro is fine too.
>>25763741
oh shit
>>25763741
Here we go
>>25763741
Rollin
But seriously Clafable. All I know is that it would know metronome and then I don't know all the time. I would also teach it Mega Punch and name it BAMF.
>>25763741
rolerino
>>25762546
>stingulor
If you're going to take stingulor you should have taken the vastly superior Tentaquil.
That said, despite Scyther being my favorite mon I'm going with Gardevoir for psychic cuddles
Bulbasaur.
Small, cute, easy to feed (Can photosynthesise), and is badass upon evolution
>>25763741
Okay rolling for fate!
>>25763741
Let's do this
>>25763741
okay
>>25763741
roll i guess
>>25763741
using rollout
>>25767970
>slowpoke
pretty good actually
>Comfy pillowmon?
Check
>Able to fly you around?
Check
>Cute as fuck?
Check
>>25763741
roll
>>25763741
Rollin rollin rollin
>>25763741
cute nfe get
It would either be a choice between my fav or something with more utility behind it. That being said, something powerful like a gen 4 legendary might do the trick.
>>25762506
Mawile
I think I'm the only idiot around here who used it before it got a mega...
>>25763741
roll
Mew~
>>25763741
roll
I'm torn...
Useful transportation? Go Hoopa.
Useful economic partner? Go Diancie.
Useful longevity? Go Xerneas.
Useful fame inducer? Go Victini.
Meh, screw it. I'll go with Delphox.
>>25763741
Here we go.
>>25763741
Rolf
Pomboss. Fancy mafia pigeon is the best.
>>25763741
Retry.
>>25763741
God damn it. Just give me something.
>>25763741
Please give me seedot.
>>25763741
Fuck you. I wanted a pokemon.
>>25763741
rolling
>>25763741
Would prefer Noibat, but we'll see.
>>25768899
Aw shit. I'm good with this.
motherfucking salamence
>>25762506
Gardevoir or Luxray, either one.
>>25763741
rollando
>>25763741
rollinguru
>>25763741
rollin
>>25763741
roll
Ditto, it can be whatever.
>>25763741
Rollin
>>25762599
But you can't even grab its tail or it will curse you forever
>>25763741
Give me one of my bros
>>25763741
Rolliosis
>>25763741
Roll story broll
>>25763719
>Meganium
俺の黒人
Was gonna say Roserade cause I love her but my body screams to roll and so I will. Rollin boyz
>>25763741
rollan
>>25770601
Klicklang...im okay with dis
Honestly probably heracross or vespiquen
>>25763741
Roll
>>25763741
roll
>>25763741
rock and roll
>>25762506
Gyarados
Powerful
Intimidating
Good looking
Can carry you on the sea
>"b-but anon, what about the sex"
Well, a female one then
What could possibly be better than a big fishy Gyarados pussy?
>>25763106
Tyrantrum a cute
>>25763741
Rawlings
If it could evolve, Buizel or Psyduck.
If not, Floatzel or Golduck
>>25763741
Rolling
>>25763741
Retry
Meganium
>>25763741
rollan
>>25763741
ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>>25771105
>Marowak
huh, not bad at all
>>25763741
Let's try our luck. I hope I get a ghost.
>>25763741
Rolling
>praying for togepi
>>25763741
Rollan
>>25763741
rolling
>>25763741
Guess I'm rolling.
>>25763741
roller
>>25763741
Roulant
>>25771164
Noctowl, I am ok with this.... As long as he doesn't eat my mice.
>>25771169
>Crobat
Not even bad.
>>25763741
Let's make the (you) list even longer
>>25771204
I can dig Pineco.
>God-Tier Pokemon
>Free Energy
>Parabolic Charge
>Scaly
>Sex
>?????
Rolling
>>25763741
Rollin!
>>25763741
rolando
Memekip...i liek. Lol
>>25763741
Replying, never tirin, always tryin
>>25763741
It is time!
>>25763741
rollin
>>25763741
>>25763741
I demand a reroll!
Victini
>>25763741
Give me a bone here.
>>25763741
Rollin rollin rollin
>>25773996
Reroll
>>25763741
Rawl
>>25763741
Roll
>>25762506
Meloetta.
>>25773933
reroll
>>25763741
rollin down the river niggas
>>25763741
roll
>>25774396
>Starly
i'm okay with this actually
>>25762506
celebi for time travel hi-jinx or noivern because a fucking dragon
>>25763741
WHEEL
...
OF
MONEY
>>25763741
[test]
>>25763741
<- True choice
Rolling out of curiosity.
>>25774783
Happy with this for sure.
Luxray for sure
yo
>>25762516
the only right answer
>>25763741
rolline
>>25763741
I'd probably go with Ninetales, but rollin' anyway.
>>25775078
pretty fukken close
>>25775078
Nice taste
>>25763741
rollan
>it can fly you around
>free bananas
>can probably use it for sexual if you want
>>25763741
Let's see if I get a favourable type.
>>25775133
>#133 Eevee
Guess I can choose which type I want after all. Wouldn't mind letting it stay unevolved though.
>>25763741
Fuck yeah
>>25763741
lets go. i will put its final form on my Competitive team
>>25763741
Rollarino
>>25775179
Fucking Mareep my nigga
>>25762506
For me it'd be a nidoran male; I think it's pretty similar to me and most likely would have evolved by now so nidorino.
>>25763741
it'll probably just be strinbivulve again...
>>25775199
Actually Slowking is cool
>>25763741
Rollerino
>>25763741
Now I know why this thread has so many replies, rolling.
>>25763741
Roll
>>25763741
here we go
Ditto
>>25775241
Rrrrrrrreroll
>>25775281
I'm not in this for sexual, rollan
>>25763741
rollout
>>25775319
nb
>>25763741
rawlun
>>25763741
my (you) like a raindrop in the ocean
>>25762516
>>25774887
>>25770034
>>25775277
reminder that ditto can only turn into something it's seen, and if ditto only exists and there are no other pokemon in your world, then it can't change into another pokemon.you can fuck it though. It can turn into any sex object you want
>>25763741
why do
>>25763741
rollin
>>25763741
whos my buddy
>>25775527
woobat is cancer. rerolling.
>>25775429
reroll
>>25763741
rollout
>>25763741
rollin
>>25763741
Rolling
But i would personally choose either Whimsicott or Sableye
Honestly I want a hoopa or celebi
>>25778776
Oh well i guess i get to know my lifespan, thats nice.
>>25763741
Roulette
>>25775297
Fug dis. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrroll
>>25762506
Scyther
That fucker can behead 5 Muslims per second
>>25763741
roll
