>first day of new term in college
>sitting in class
>see the guy next to me has a Pokemon button on his bag
>"oh cool maybe we can be friends"
>see he has other Pokemon stuff
>it's all gardevoir shit
>mfw
Is he a disgusting fat manchild? If so avoid.
Is he anywhere near normal looking? Sounds like a cool dude.
>>25757615
>this
I would approach him if he isn't gr0ss.
>>25757615
What is the problem with being fat? I have fat friends and they all are awesome.
>>25760952
>defending being fat
>pretending to have friends
we know you're just fat, tripfag
>>25761000
At least I'm not a skeleton, anonymous.
Nice trips, tho.
>>25760952
It means you don't take care of your body.
It means if you're neglecting your hygiene in one area (neckbeard), chances are you're also neglecting others.
It means if you've allowed food to consume your identity, it means you probably alow other things to do so as well.
>sitting on train
>guy next to me pulls out his 3DS and starts hatching eggs in Alpha Sapphire by moving the control-pad randomly
>not enough self-confidence to tell him that there's an infinite loop on the battle resort where he only has to hold up
>>25757589
In one of classes one of the guys has a Mew pin on his backpack, and an Exeggutor tattoo on his right arm. He's probably a genwunner from the lack of any newer Pokemon, but I still think it's cool to see.
>>25761022
Also if you lack the discipline to stay in shape, chances are you lack discipline in other areas of your life.
>>25761019
so you are fat then?
thanks, by the way
>>25760952
There is a difference between fat friend and fat autistic /vp/ garde fucker
>>25761023
So it's at the Battle resort this time...
Hatching eggs after XY was such a chore until now.
>>25760952
Some are pretty chill but I guess it's greentext story time so take a seat anons
>first week of Spring semester
>have no idea where my friends are but decide to go look for them later because I didn't eat at all that day
>there was some kind of party going on in the café so it was pretty crowded
>the only available seats were the ones towards the end where the autists play vidya
>fug
>one huge chubby nigger with a 3DS playing FE:Fates
>Sit on the oddly empty table
>he keeps eyeballing me
>Fuck please no not when I'm eating
>some bald guy starts blasting anime from his laptop
>they both keep eyeballing me now
>200% fug.gif
>pull out my phone just to not give them any motive to attempt to talk to me
>start texting my friend becauseshe wanted to have lunch with me but I haven't seen her
>from my headphones I hear screaming
>it's probably just the anime from that other guy
>just keep ignoring
>the screaming keeps going
>think to myself what the fuck is he watching
>look to my right
>A FUCKING 3DSXL GOES FLYING ACROSS MY FACE
>999% FUG.gif
>the chubby black guy literally starts going after his 3DS and kicking the shit out of it
>some guy takes it from him
>he kind of looks like him
>I was going to go up to them and beat a chromosome out of them for almost hitting my face with a 3DS
>decide to let it slide
>overhear from my headphones: IF YOU BREAK THIS, YOU'LL HAVE LITERALLY NO MONEY TO REPLACE IT
>NO 3DS MEANS YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR WAIFUGOODRA/spoiler]
>I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU
>I CAN'T HELP YOU IF YOU'RE DOING THIS OVER A SHINY MALE GOOMY
>my eyes widen on the word Goodra
>he was throwing a fucking fit over a male goomy
>picked up my stuff and left
Community college was a mistake
>>25757589
>>25761025
>>25761262
>Be 10
>Get first Pokémon Game
>Friend also has Emerald
>We play it and everyone's happy
Fast Forward 2010
>We enter different middle schools and stop seeing each other so frequently
>He starts turning into a normie
>This continues until last year of high school
>He completely loses interst in games, he just likes to go to parties and be with his rich friends
>At this point I just take my distance, last time I saw him was 2013 or something
>Play alone as always
Fast forward 2015
>Other friend, this time my best friend who I still see every now and then, turns 17
>Get him a 3DS and Omega Ruby for his birthday
>Teach him everything I know, help him so he can enjoy the game
>Weeks pass, I ask how he's doing with the game
>"I couldn't get past the 7th gym... Can I borrow your Ocarina of Time 3D? I really wanted to play that"
>S-sure...
>Disappointment.jpg
Fast Forward a week ago
>With another friend
>Third time's the charm
>Dude, lend me your phone for a second
>Install MyBoy and download an Emerald Rom
>Let's play this and we can have battles and shit!
>He grabs his phone
>I wait for a while
>"I don't really wanna play this, man. It looks kinda boring"
>Check his phone
>He played up to the point where your mom tells you Norman was on TV
>Fucker didn't even choose a starter
>I just give up
I don't know how you faggots manage to find people who like Pokémon, even if they're disgusting or are obsessed with Gardevoir. It's been pretty rough for me...
>>25757589
i fell you bro
>>25757589
>gaming anything on his bag
That's a warning sign not to associate with him. Keep your interests private.
>>25763262
Look at that Spoink, he's so cut-
>>25760952
Being fat indicates a lack of self-control.
>>25763369
>Make an adorable pokemon
>Give it a horrifying biological twist on one of its cute features
>Only way to get rid of this horror is to evolve it
>It's evolution is one of the most ugly pokemon there is
Game Freak why do you do this shit
>>25763262
>2010
>middle school
underage alert
>>25761262
>mfw you realise he probably shitposts here, among us
>>25763593
Aren't people supposed to enter middle school when they're 12 years old?
12+6=18
>>25763668
No, they start at 10 or 11. Unless he was retarded and flunked.
>>25763593
>>25763684
I'll explain, I live in Mexico, >>25763668 Yes people are supposed to enter middle school at 12.
I was 13 by that time though. That makes me 19 now. GTFO with your autistic underage complaints.
>>25760952
I pay my taxes and you cunts stuff your faces with chicken wings while I pay for your insulin, WHICH I FUCKING MAKE.
>>25763702
>GTFO
If you're trying to convince people you aren't underage or retarded you're doing a really bad job
>>25763630
>yfw this is original slugfugger
>>25763262
I feel you.
>None of my friends play Pokemon anymore
>I'm only one excited for SM
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>25763593Not him but on my last year of high school, my friend was already a few weeks pregnant. We were 13 at the time so 6 years since that is 19 so he's in the clear assuming he was 12 with a late birthday or 13
It was a shame too sinceI kind of liked her
>>25763789
WOAH FUCK I'M SORRY NOT HIGH SCHOOL
I MEANT MIDDLE SCHOOL
>>25763540
being fat is also the side effect of being sexually abused as a child, or of many different kinds of medication.
nothing wrong with being fat. Being unhygenic is gross no matter how much you may or may not weigh but not all fat people are gross
>>25760952
You're a tripfag so fat people are now automatically at the lowest of the chain.
>>25763884
>tfw overweight clean freak
>be me
>middle school
>5th grade
>never had any friends
>never had any actual friendly acquaintances either
>first day of school
>meet someone who liked pokemon
>also liked paper mario
>fuckyes.jpg
>he talks like a retarded british kid
>fug
>find out he's hated by majority of the class
>it'stoolate.jpg
>sticks with me no matter what
>can't make other friends because of this
>entire middle school social life is dead
>fast forward to 8th grade
>make a couple new friends
>one is a chill dude who likes pokemon and smash
>mains lucas
>cool
>next semester
>not in my lunch
>stuck with retarded neet
>fug
>later that year, became friends with qt girl
>likeshomestuck
>cool,liked homestuck too
>started dating
>met her friends
>my first experience with obnoxious anime obsessed weeaboo girls
>can deal with it, was the only boy there
>ended up fucking one of her best friends later
>eventually they all became lesbians obsessive with tumblr
>chill friend stops talking to me after finding LoL
>haven't spoken to any of them since
>>25763901
desu the grossest person I've ever met was a really skinny methhead who's teeth were all rotting out and who only showered once a month because of "flouride in the water"
One of my best friends is pretty fat but hes a really nice and clean dude.
>>25763789
>my friend was already a few weeks pregnant
WHAT A WHORE
>>25763805
What was the pregnant girl's name?I know someone whose mother got pregnant with her at 13. I'm just curious if it was her
>>25763908
If they play LoL you can do bettertfw homestuck finally updated again
How do I make friends in college?
>>25763901
>tfw when thin slob
>>25763975
You don't.
>>25763949
It's a shame, but you're right. Before that he was a cool fucker.Glad it's coming to an end. I've been waiting too long for it.
We went through two generations of Pokemon before it ended.
>>25763975
Try to be less introverted. Show your interests off better, like on t-shirts and stuff, and try not to look like a slob.
Or just don't.
>>25764002
posting best troll
>>25764019
>>>/co/even though you're right.
>>25764024
She's just sogr8.
>>25763975
Learn to live in isolation. Eventually you'll give no shits.The pain never goes away though.
>>25763975
Try joining one of their clubs or something, if they do that.
>>25763975
take up drinking, play intramural footy, go to school events, listen to animal collective
hey im a gardefucker and im fucking beautiful dude the only problem its that i dont like women, im not like full gay but im pretty fucking gay
>>25764118
What's it like not existing?
>>25764118
im going to screencap this
>>25764118
pics?
>>25763947
CONTRARY TO WHAT DISNEY RIDES MAY HAVE TOLD YOU, THE WORLD ISN'T THAT SMALL.IT'S POSSIBLE, BUT REALLY, WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
>>25763570
Grumpig is not ugly, he is "normal", looks like a Drowzee but better.
>new semester of college
>transferred due to major change
>too awkward to talk to people and I know no one
>M-Maybe someone will notice something I am wearing and mention it and we can have a conversation about it?
>First day of class I wear a ton of otaku shit, westaboo shit, and camouflage wear because assume pure americans like camouflage shit.
>No one will sit near me, not even 2 chairs away is the nearest person and they are on their laptop.
>Decide to that I'll be alone forever so I return to wearing normie clothes but keep my PokéWalker
>Make friends through that, with people asking to connect
Moral of the story is that you should conform, you fucks.
>>25764340
Just so you know, anyone with half a brain avoids weebs and camo in public
>>25764419
I NOW KNOW, THANKS! Thought Americans were patriotic and shit, fuck.
>>25764476
where the fuck are you from lmfao
>>25764483
Korea, but I've lived here for a while.
>>25764238
Grumpig is an ugly fuck, no lie
>>25764503
the moral of the story is that you should do a bit of research before trying to make friends in an ew culture lmao
I'm not making fun of you or anything but I'm laughing so hard at the image of this nerdy asian kid decked out in camo
>>25764476
Camo has nothing to do with American patriotism.
>>25761019
>be overweight
>be told that being fat is a bad thing because it is
>ad hominem argument that says the other person is underweight, while implying being fat is better than being thin
Do a pushup
