Yo dude, welcome to la casa de Showderp!
It works a little something like this: we start with a bro deemed "champ". He uses a team made up of the first 6 Pokemon suggested to him by you - Anonymous. From there he will battle his way through ELO hell on the borderline illegal simulator Pokemon Showdown!™. After hangin' ten for a bit he will call for a new team or new champ, and the cycle continues, yo!
>shitmons.ddns.net
>http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
>http://booru.showderp.com/
>>25746346SURFS UP BRAHS! CUM IN!
excuse me but that's a cute anime girl (male)
>>25746385
prove it
>>25746395
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-351184576
4th for takumi a shit, leo a best
>>25746432
surfgator is here
champ lost...to whatever the fuck that was
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-351186692
GIGA NIGGA V2.0 (Durant) @ Life Orb
Ability: Truant
Adamant Nature
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe / 4 SpD
- Entrainment
- Giga Impact
- Iron Head
- X-Scissor
to drawfag
>>25746532
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-351188480
Mega Rayquaza with a Life Orb named TROGDOR!!!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-351190803
SHREK'D
gibe new team for ag again
mega altaria
draco meteor
haze
hypervocie
roost
>>25746735
Double team mega fug
Any Verlis Set
that one durant with hone claws
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-351195607
sing2me (Umbreon) @ Zoom Lens
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Sing
- Payback
- Moonlight
- Curse
Arceus @ Insect Plate
Ability: Multitype
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fury Cutter
- Recover
- Swords Dance
- Refresh
the hoenn ace is cute
>>25746369
Who is this semen demon
>>25746754
Clefable w/ Toxic Orb
idk someone do EVs and nature for me
-Fling
-Recycle
-Cosmic Power
-Rest
>>25746765
rest instead of moonlight baka
BLOOD TOTEM
>>25746793
damn i really want tolay her down by the fireand tell her about the time i threw up trying to climb a mountain
>>25746743
what is le this
>>25746812
gomen sempai, as the suggester I authorize this change but expect several lmao rhyperior replies
>>25746831
Any pokemon moveset by Verlisify.
>>25746831
assault vest rhyperior
>>25746831
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMMSpLODYMftvsfrwBpkobx690NsFj7Pn
just choose one
>>25746846
Weakness Policy Rhyperior
>>25746866
specs rhyperior
>>25746895
eviolite rhyperior
>>25746831
=== [ou] Verlisify: The Team ===
(Slurpuff) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Play Rough
- Belly Drum
- Cotton Guard
- Wish
(Shuckle) @ Leftovers
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Shell Smash
- Rest
- Toxic
- Infestation
(Snorlax) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Immunity
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Belly Drum
- Crunch
- Stockpile
- Rest
(Hydreigon) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Focus Blast
- U-turn
- Flash Cannon
- Charge Beam
(Riolu) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Lonely Nature
- Copycat
- Crunch
- Reversal
- Protect
(Banette) @ Banettite
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shadow Sneak
- Sucker Punch
- Will-O-Wisp
- Destiny Bond
umbreon is all kinds of fucked up
>no hardy
>cant have curse
>cant have hidden ability
skip or what do?
>>25746904
absorb bulb lightningrod rhyperior
>>25746932
skip
>>25746932
must have hardy my b
>>25746932
curse is an egg move so it's illegal. also the event had a hardy nature. so give it hardy, synchronize, and replace curse and it should work
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-351202812
this fagbot again
I have something nice for you guys
AAAAAAAAAAA (Garchomp) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Dragon Pulse
- Fire Blast
- Surf
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-351206750
fuck bots
>>25747039
give it earth power desu
new ubers team
Cloyster @ Focus Sash
Ability: Skill Link
EVs: 252 Atk / 168 SpA / 88 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Shell Smash
- Icicle Spear
- Rock Blast
- Hydro Pump
Goodra @ Damp Rock
Ability: Hydration
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Rain Dance
- Rest
- Dragon Pulse
- Thunder / Muddy Water
darkrai
same arceus as before
Blaziken
heh...nerds...
mega kangashkan with secret power
your least fave poke
>>25747039
just give it garchompite my man
faulty memes tropius
>>25747195
CP (Blissey) (F) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fire Blast
- Focus Blast
- Hyper Voice
- Shadow Ball
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-351214535
>subbing instead of going for kill
>>25747298
>against mega kangaskhan
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-351216747
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-351217286
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-351217441
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-351219794
darkrai is hella gay
Whoever wanted to know that guy's kingler set:
"crabhammer,x sizor, knock off, agility with hyper cutter for the ability and a rocky helmet"
lugia thicc
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-351222881
showderp; darkrai carries everything edition
t-takumi
testing
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-351227413
calling new team next, this isn't a call
prepare the mons
theme is ONLY MONS FROM POKKEN so get those shitmons ready and don't cry when specs weedle isn't in
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-351229097
>>25747623
>playing pokken
Mega Gengar
trap waifu (Braixen) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Magician
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Fire Spin
- Wish
- Protect
- Will-O-Wisp
Light Ball Pikachu
Machamp @ Lum Berry
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 216 HP / 252 Atk / 40 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Dynamic Punch
- Bullet Punch
- Ice Punch
- Knock Off
that wasn't a call you faggots
this is
pokken team go
>>25747623
assault vest growl only gardevoir named pokken is shit
specs machamp
Mega Absol with Justified and Iron Tail
Switch in on Cock Off for FREE boost, Iron Tail if they try to go into a fairy
If you're going to insist on this Pokken bullshit then Snake Eater (Lum SD Unburden Acrobatics physical Sceptile)
black sludge suicune with all four weather moves
>>25747769
Forgot to mention it's ability is telepathy
assault vest gengar with only nightmare
hp fighting braixen
and attract
>>25747769
>>25747802
stop being so angry
>>25747766
don't take 10 minutes between last match and calling for a new team you professional semen eater
Toxic Orb Sceptile with Absorb and no other moves
lucario with swords dance nasty plot bulk up and calm mind
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351237422
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351239195
new champ pls
me or turtwig
a ghost
specs weedle named if you dont like champ you stop going to showderp for a while
wow FUCK THIS I JUST CAME HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME FUCK YOU ALL ESPECIALLY YOU SALAMI PARTY MY THEMES ARE FUN SO FUCK YOU etc. etc.
new chimp
someone give her the blood waifu 2.0 from earlier that one is legitimately good t b h
>>25747941
i'm still forcing this meme
I can champ for a bit
Porygon2 @ Eviolite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
- Toxic
- Discharge
- Recover
- Ice Beam
>>25747961
dancing cade
life orb ttar
3 Pokémon:
BLOOD TOTEM
BLOOD WAIFU 2.0
>>25746522
>>25747960
STILL FORCING IT
zoroark
hellfrog
do you miss me showderp
>>25747997
fuck off dyxia/boblak/jimml
>>25747997
are you juicy because if so kinda
>>25747997
if kip, kill you are self
champ are you kill?
fuck this champ shes kill
me champ
cb ttar
that braixen set
boom boom 2.5
>>25748135
dancing cade
wooper
hellfrog
GOD DAMN IT YOU FAGS THIS IS HOW SHOWDERP DIES STOP FUCKING RUSING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ME CHAMP
Magneton @ Eviolite
Ability: Analytic
EVs: 248 HP / 68 Atk / 192 SpD
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 SpA
- Spark
- Protect
- Magnet Rise
- Toxic
assault vest weavile
specs jellicent
assault vest infernape
assault vest imposter ditto
fuck off
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351256611
Because i can be even more banned
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351260002
Aron @ Shell Bell
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Endeavor
- Protect
- Toxic
- Hidden Power Rock
+ sand
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351262464
Wooper @ Eviolite
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Impish Nature
- Recover
- Toxic
- Encore
- Infestation
>>25748508
thanks but its too late
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351264638
new team make it snazzy
Latios @ Light Clay
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Reflect
- Light Screen
- Roost
- Memento
Gay Waifu (Gallade) @ Galladite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Psycho Cut
- Drain Punch
- Ice Punch
- Shadow Sneak
any mon with all status moves holding an assault vest
yelly (Jellicent) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hydro Pump
- Shadow Ball
- Ice Beam
- Trick
a meanie
offensive klefki
Slowking
>>25748637
Throw your best blanepost at this pls.
>>25748639
make this klutz lopunny
>>25748643
>>25748643
cheeky keys (Klefki) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Calm Mind
- Substitute
- Dazzling Gleam
- Flash Cannon
this specifically
>>25748666
this
>>25748701
switch flash cannon for hp fire
>>25748638
>jolly
>4 speed
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351270203
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351271823
*wwalks into showderp*
>>25748851
*does a 360 and wwalks away*
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351275582
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351278261
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351279699
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351282133
new champ
become ludicolo
me
l2 probojew with rocky helmet
Magneton @ Eviolite
Ability: Analytic
EVs: 248 HP / 68 Atk / 192 SpD
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 SpA
- Spark
- Protect / Magnet Bomb
- Magnet Rise
- Toxic
round 2
Le Test Man (Hoopa-Unbound) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Magician
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 52 HP / 252 SpA / 204 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock
- Thunderbolt
- Dark Pulse
- Focus Blast
>>25749153
ditto
Thunder Birb (Zapdos) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Timid Nature
- Roost
- Charge
- Substitute
- Thunderbolt
>>25749156
what is this
>>25749156
masturmight
Quarterback (Ninjask) @ Power Herb
Ability: Speed Boost
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 52 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 200 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Dig
- X-Scissor
- Aerial Ace
Girldick (Golduck) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Cloud Nine
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Calm Nature
- Charm
- Captivate
- Scald
- Rest
>>25749180
what is this
>>25749230
mastermite newamigo.
It's FEAR magnemite.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351287405
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351289139
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351293707
>>25746369
MMOOOODDDDSSSSS
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351296227
>>25749553
w-what was the pic
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351299831
>>25749622
lewds
>>25749622
>>25749719
im going to FUCK takumi
new otti
Use Metronome and Doom Desire Star
me
WRYYYYYDON (Rhydon) @ Eviolite
Ability: Reckless
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Double-Edge
- Superpower
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
scarf trick togekiss
dancing cade
shit use >>25749770
machoke
starmie
dogars
>>25749770
>>25749785
is this the item metronome or the move??
am I allowed to use other moves??
>>25749871
yes
>>25749871
The move nigga.
And obviously yes.
>>25749882
there's nothing in the original post implying that it's the move rather than the item
I want mega Metagross to meteor mash my ass. I want it to hyper beam inside me. I love mega Metagross so much. I want it to ram it’s gigantic spike up my ass. I want it’s gigantic arms around me. Mega Metagross is the most amazing Pokémon ever created. I wish to have sexual intercourse with it. Mega Metagross is more beautiful that women to me, mega Metagross is more inspiring than men to me. Mega Metagross is wonderful. My emotions toward mega Metagross are stronger than one thousand projectile-vomit powered boats. My love for mega Metagross is stronger than the the gravitational forces keeping us stuck to the Earth. Mega Metagross should be the new mascot of the whole franchise. Mega Metagross should be the new mascot for Nintendo. Mega Metagross is the most beautiful Pokémon and it should be law that every trainer has one, even youngster Joey.
I want mega Metagross to METEOR MASH my ass, I want it to Zen Headbutt inside me, I want to feel it’s three defence EVs, I want it to peruse my ass, I want it to mMetal Claw my back, I want it to Hammer Arm me. Hard. Harder than ever. I want it. I want Mega Metagross. I want one in a Love Ball. I want
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351309022
>>25749895
>Wanting it to use hyper beam
I found the casual
>>25749893
When has it EVER been the item?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351314465
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351317976
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351318281
new team t b h
BLOOD WAIFU
any mon with metronome (item)
me or a pokemon nicknamed after and represents your favorite video game character
mega houndoom
blaziken named hot cock
Pokémon Showdown has a wide and varied userbase, with people of almost all ages enjoying the site. It is therefore against the rules to discuss anything sexually explicit, anywhere on the site.
smogon lopunny
whimsicott
>>25750244
Wailord
Mega steelix
C'MON CHIMP
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351325249
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351327162
did champ go jack off?
>>25750463
probably
>>25750463
yeah
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351331209
>>25750484
How was it?
new champ
ME IF IT WOULD LET ME SOLVE THIS CAPTCHA
m-audino
-calm mind
-Dazzling gleam
-Wish
-Fire blast
citizen squid (Tentacruel) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 240 Def / 16 Spe
Bold Nature
- Acupressure
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Scald
specs
weedle
:^)
>>25750564
use volcanion in like 3 weeks
>>25750576
no
smogonbird
grape orb
>>25750564
Sub Focus Punch mega Gallade
>>25750576
no fuck this new champ
>>25750592
Poopy.
rotom-fridge
mew-to-suicune gender (Mew) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Calm Mind
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
lilligant
quick claw escavalier
mega aerodactyl with roost
>>25750718
Eviolite Bayleef with counter
>>25750569
>clear body on special attacker with natural special def bulk and bulky stall evs spread
>not liquid ooze
>>25750807
haha that way our physical attack wont drop when landorus or manectric come in hahaha thats the only threat they bring lol
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351343490
here we go
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351346756
are any of you fags even fast?
10fastfingers.com
>>25750976
wrong thread friendo
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351349912
tsfsa
>>25750987
its ok if ur slow .......
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351352399
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351354209
>>25751111
checked as fuck
This is the last battle with current team,
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-351356978
New tea,m my guy
good goy
Carracosta @ Assault Vest
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Waterfall
- Aqua Jet
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
Cresselia @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 40 Def / 220 SpD
Calm Nature
- Moonlight
- Psychic/Ice Beam
- Skill Swap
- Psycho Shift
(Moltres) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 236 Def / 8 SpA / 16 SpD
Bold Nature
- Roost
- Defog
- Flamethrower /Air Slash
- Will-O-Wisp
Hoopa-U is totally unfair and basically belongs on every team. It has no checks or safe switch ins and it's impossible to revenge kill. It's also very very very easy to use and impossible to predict and makes up 100% of the meta game currently like jeez just ban it! BAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trubbish @ Assault Vest
Poison Gas
Toxic
Confide
Curse
>>25751334
we'll take it
