Just got back to Unova after a few years travelling. Ask me whatever.
>>25745702
What kind of apple juice do you prefer? The cloudy stuff, or the standard variety?
>>25745727
Whichever type, I guess.
Are Unovans as fat as they say? The tourists here in Kalos do a good job of showing off how fat they are.
>>25745702
Have you fucked an emboar yet?
>>25745727
>not forcing pokemon into every conversation
Life revolves around pokemon faggot.
>>25745868
>be Kalosian
>get blown up be Electrode refugees while trying to listen to Braviaries of Death Metal
>>25745868
There aren't really that many fat people in Unova. The only one that comes to mind is the guy that just stands around in my hometown.
>>25745887
No, because I'm not some degenerate.
>>25745702
Were you alone or did you travel with others? Most fun / memorable / exciting experience?
>>25745702
Were you alone or did you travel with someone else? What was your most memorable / exciting experience?
>>25745702
I hear the region is extremely linear and the "free Pokemon" white knights are insufferable and can ruin the experience. Why would you ever choose to go there?
>>25745702
Do you have a galvantula or volcarona? If not why the fuck don't you have the only pokemon worth getting in that linear mess of a country?Any legendary stories?
>>25745702
Hey, weren't you the same faggot that kept on bothering Fennel in the last thread?
>>25745978
My girlfriend Hilda came with me, while my friends Cheren and Bianca stayed behind.
I'd have to say my most memorable experience is a tie between seeing Lumiose City from the top of Prism Tower and climbing Mt. Coronet.
>>25746009
I was born in Unova, and I kicked Team Plasma's butts the first time around. I decided that it's time to come home for a bit.
>>25746054
Yes, I have both. While we were in Johto, Hilda and I got to see Ho-Oh flying right over our heads.
>>25746068
No, that was some idiot pretending to be me.
I need help I.D.ing a Pokémon since I don't have one of them fancy Pokédexes.
It was black, tiny, and kept attaching itself to my house. I noticed some strange murmurs one day while I was sleepin and when I went outside to investigate, there it wers on the side of my house. I tried scrappin it off with my shovel but it kept reattaching itself. When I told my fellers about it they tells me it was a ghost or somethin. Problem is, I don't think it's a ghost myself.
What do you guys think?
>>25746139
Where do you live? Did you get a good look at it?
>>25746112Good taste
Do you ever use your pokemon for domestic purposes? Porygon for cyber security, Raichu for power generation, ect?Do your pokemon cause alot of house damages and bills because they set the house on fire and eat your electrical outlets?
What is your current team composed of? Do you do contests? What is your plan for the future?
>>25746175
I live in Olivine. In the country side.
And all I know was that it was dark in color, had a big white eye, and it was shaped like a hoosafudge.. what do you call it? A hammer? It kinda looked like it had one long leg, with two arms stickin out. But one of the arms was bigger than the o'er one. Strangest thing I ever did see.
>>25745702
WTF man? weren't you suppose to be a fucking rock right now?
>>25746054
>Be professor apprentice
>Sit in a lab all day watching how pokemon do absolutely nothing
>Have to note down anything interesting but nothing ever happens so I make it all up
>tfw people still believe if you look at a shedinja's back it steals your soul
Anyway
>been doing this for almost 2 years
>my dream is to go adventuring and one day meet a legendary
>professor knows this
>he's on a trip, sends me a letter telling me he has rescued a very interesting pokemon and that he thinks it might a legendary pokemon
>hyped as fuck, wait nervously for a month
>day finally comes
>he opens the door to the lab, I'm already waiting in front of it
>"can't wait, huh? You ready?"
>Nod vigorously
>He reaches for his bag and pulls out a pokeball wrapped in purple fabric
>At this point I can barely breath anymore, tension killing me
>He sends the pokemon out
>I watch in awe as the brilliant light takes form
>after what feels like hours, the light finally dissippates, revealing the creature
>mfw it's a Phione
>mfw no face
>>25745702
do you have autism?
>>25746297This is game canon, not manga.
>>25745702
Is this the man that touched you?
>>25746183
My Samurott's good at providing water for showers and stuff, and Hilda's Emboar is great at starting campfires.
My team is Samurott, Golurk, Galvantula, Braviary, Reuniclus andReshiram
I've never done a contest before.
My plans for the future are to see what's new back home, stick around for a while, then go off travelling again. I heard there's some tropical region nobody's been to before...
>>25746310
Meh, you are not fun.
>>25746261
I'm a researcher from that region. Did it happen to look similar to any of these designs?
>>25745702
Why are you such a faggot ? Just come out already everyone knows you and N are butt buddies.
Duck! Golduck! Golduck, Golduck, duck duck duck, Golduck! Gol! Golduck!
>>25746358
THAS IT THAT'S THE THING I SAW. But none of those was the specific one that was on my house. It had a leg and two arms.
>>25746297
No. I don't know where you got that idea from.
>>25746306
I might have Asperger's or something, I'm not sure.
>>25746332
He didn't touch me, but he was creepy as hell. That was the most uncomfortable Ferris Wheel ride I've ever been on, and I've been on a ride with N.
>>25746376
Everyone seems to think that N and I are friends, but I honestly can't stand him. I know he's had a rough life, but he's just so self-righteous.
>>25746332
No, but he touched me and i loved it
Especially when his fuzzy face kissed my boi pussy mmm
How come a large number of Unovafats are Kantoboo NEETs who spend their life inside their mother's basement?
>>25746417
Screw off. That guy was a total creep.
>>25746452
I don't know, how come a large number of Kantopoors are butthurt that their country is a polluted hellhole?
>>25746496
Are we thinking of the same Ferris Wheel? Some real freaks live in Nimbasa, dude.
>>25746571
Sorry about that. At least Mt. Silver still looks nice.
>>25746624
Hey, you're Nate, right? I've heard tons about you. Keep up the good work!
>>25746407
Are any of these the one that you saw?
>>25745702
It is true that the Shaved Ice they sell is just Glailie remains?
>>25745702
...
Jesus Christ the amount of autism and cringe in this thread
holy shit
nice roleplay thread kid
>>>/d/eviantart/
>>>/y/outube/
>>>/out/
>>25746823
Yeah I've heard of all the cool stuff you've done as well! Keep on trucking
>>25747036
You mean Castelia Cones? If so, I'm never getting one again.
>>25747061
Nice to see you again, Red. Come down from the mountain yet?
>>25747085
...
>>25746924
That's the one! 1st row, 6th colomn. So what are these anyway? Are they Pokémon? Why does it keep sticking to my walls?
>>25747072
>>25747071
Shutup nigger.
I'd participate in this shit but pic related happened last thread.
I will break the secrets of the world. With that knowledge, I will create my own complete and perfect world. One day, you will awaken to a world of my creation. A world without spirit.
Have you nailed Hilda?
>>25747174
fuck, forgot pic
how good is that quote though
>>25747105
Those are Pokémon, all right. They're called Unown, and they're almost exclusively found at the Ruins of Alph. Don't know what one was doing sticking to your house like that, though.
>>25747191yes.
>>25747246
Did you do her in the butt?
How do I catch an indian elephant?
Hey man, Joey wants me to tell you about his "super cool Rattata".
>>25747269
Surprisingly,no.
>>25747324
Lame. I bet Rosa does anal.
>>25747336
Yeah, and I bet Nate would just LOVE to hear you talking about his girlfriend like that.
HEY GUYS MY TRAINER LEFT THE PC UNLOCKED AGAIN WHICH MEANS ITS TIME TO POSSESS IT, SHITPOST, AND ALSO ORGANIZE HIS DESKTOP BECAUSE THERE'S JUST TOO MANY ICONS
ROTOM IN THE HOUSE
>>25747314
You're Ethan, right? I saw you at the Ecruteak Festival last fall. How're you doing?
>>25747491
Pretty good, but Lyra's been acting weird.
>>25747417
Not if I have something to say about it
>>25747527
Weird how? Last I saw you two, she was perfectly fine.
>>25747561
She gets irritable whenever Kris is around, and she's been kind of...Idunno, she wants to hang out ALL the time.
>>25747071
>>25747072
Ok ok I will draw a fake leak if that makes you happy
>>25747586
Maybe she's jealous of Kris or something. I'd be careful with talking to her about it if I were you.
>>25747160
Hey, I got banned too but it was for posting in a BvS thread. I was telling OP to buzz off. But this is a pokémon thread though..
Mods need to chill the fuck out.
>>25747638
Jealous of Kris? Why? She's never had much interest in battling before.
Just got back from a trip to Johto myself. I thought about hitting Kanto but decidef against it for now. The prof needed me for some shit anyway.
>>25747700
Kanto's kind of a mess right now.
>>25747663
Maybe it's not battling. Maybe Lyra just wants to be the centre of your attention. That's just my opinion, though.
>>25747722
What do you mean? I pay attention to all her contests, and every time she calls to talk about pokemon.
>>25745702
Are you gay?
>>25747663
>Being this beta
>>25747793
What are you talking about, Calem?
>>25747700
Hey, Brendan.
>>25747748
Well, I have no idea what I'm talking about then. Maybe you should ask her if anything's wrong.
>>25747761
No.
>>25747709
What's going down in Kanto? I mostly hit the league and chilled at the beach/surfing. Jasmine is pretty cool.
>>25747829
Yeah, Jasmine's the best. Kanto had a volcano erupt, and I had to help them fix their power plant.
Did you nail Elesa?
>>25747820
Come on, dude. She's clearly interested in you. You should probably try talking to her before things get weird.
>>25747862
Interested in me? I haven't done anything that interesting lately.
>>25747823
Hey man. How's it been? Haven't seen you since that funeral at Mt. Pyre forever ago.
>>25747845
Seriously? Damn, glad I didn't go. I'm done with volcanoes if you know what I mean.
>>25747889
>Didn't upload my pic
Damnit mobile
>>25747823
>No.
Fuck off, fake Hilbert
>>25747879
>I haven't done anything interesting lately.
Not what you've done, YOU. Hilbert, Brendan, help me out.
>>25747889
>>25747902
To be honest, I'm surprised at how much Unova's changed. I heard that you got yourself an invite to the Battle Resort. How are May and Wally doing?
>>25747938
Me? Oh....she likes my new hat? I just got it in Goldenrod, I'm sure she's seen a bunch just like it.
>>25747939
Mach Bike or Acro Bike: Which one is more your style?
>>25747879
>>25747938
>>25747958
What Calem is trying to say is that Lyra likes you. A lot. Like, she has a crush on you.
>>25747986
Oh....Huh.
>>25747939
Brendan is off playing catch up with me somewhere. He's gotten good, don't get me wrong, but he's got a way to go.
May is still helping her dad. I got to see her when I got home but she's out in Fortree studying bugs.
The battle resort isn't much to sneeze at. I'm psyched for the battle frontier they're planning, though.
>>25747986
>>25747998
>WE DID IT BOYS.
Now go talk to her.
>>25748023
>Brendan
( I'm fucking it today)
>>25748031
I don't know if I want to do that...I think I'm going to go ask Red for advice.
Mom! I'm leaving for Mt. Silver!
Some day, I'll have a Pokemon that knows surf and dive.
Some day.This thread isn't as good as some previous ones, since people are roleplaying as protagonists rather than generic trainers.
>>25748049
Red's like the last person to ask for relationship advice. Trust me, '...' is not a good start to a conversation.
Fuck. I got a physics test next Wednesday, how good are psychic types at tutoring?
>>25748049
>>25748092
Agreed. Red's a good guy, but strong and silent aren't a good mix when you need an ear.
>>25748094
Better for cheating. Not that I've done it.
>>25748049
>Traveling all the way to a frozen mountain to ask a voiceless kid for romantic advice
[spoilers]Good luck, Ethan.[/spoilers]
>>25747545
>>25748155
>>25748092
>>25748049
HELP I'M BEING ASSAULTED BY A WILD PORYGON
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S GOING TO RELEASE ALL YOUR STUFF FROM THE PC AND GIVE CHILDREN SEIZURES
>>25748087
I don't think we've done this in a roleplay thread before. I think it's pretty fun.
What's up?
>>25748241
First off, Wild Porygon don't exist. Secondly, have you tried turning it off and on again?
>>25748253
And you are?
>>25748273
LOOK, I'M JUST LONELY BECAUSE MY TRAINER AND FRIENDS ARE SLEEPING
I WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BORING IT IS WATCHING A HUMAN AND A SQUIRTLE SIT STILL AND BREATHE FOR SIX TO TEN HOURS
So, I was asking around about this on other boards, but I figure if we've got experienced trainers it merits asking again. I run a vineyard where we make all sorts of wine. Got about twenty Sudowoodo (that I've seen) that like hiding in the plants, plus their Bonsly. I don't mind, since it keeps the birds away. Recently, I traded for some Shuckles so I could experiment with some new brews. The Sudowoodo and Shuckle get along great, and the Combee from the forest are doing double duty because of the new bugs.
The problem is that I'm worried some of the Sudowoodo might be sick. Three of 'em are this weird green color with red bulbs on their fingers. Two of the Bonsly have yellow skin and pink bulbs on their head. On top of that, when I took some of the funny-looking Bonsly by the Pokemon Center for a checkup, the Nurse said they had Pokerus. Is it contagious? Is it something that could hurt the vineyard, or more importantly the Sudowoodo?
>>25748365
Okay, what do you want to talk about?
>>25748389
I'M NOT REALLY SURE
I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED ABOUT UNOVA THOUGH
IS IT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE ALIENS
>>25748432
Sort of. Elgyem and Beheeyem look a lot like what you'd expect aliens to look like, but nobody really knows if they actually are aliens.
>>25748475
JUST LOOKED THEM UP WITH THE DEX APP THEY LOOK PRETTY NEAT
HERE IN KANTO ALL WE HAVE ARE CLEFAIRY THAT ARE PROBABLY MOONMEN AT BEST
A FEW YEARS AGO THEY STOPPED GETTING HIT BY DRAGONS AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
>>25748514
That must be that new 'Fairy' type they've just discovered. I don't know how it works either.
>>25748514
Kanto, hm? I'm not sure about those clefairy, but...
Have you (or anyone else) heard of the Missingno. Incident? I don't know much about it myself, but I heard something about it possibly being linked to Porygon-Z...?
>>25745727
Not OP but cloudy apple juice all the way. I'm glad you know there's a difference
>>25748572
I think Red might know about it. Good luck getting him to tell you, though...
>>25746112
>Me and my girlfriend Hilda.
Found the real reason for this thread
>>25748572
We don't talk about Missingno around these parts mister.
>>25748670
Hidden Pokehipping thread?
I'm thinking about traveling to Sinnoh for the contest anyone want to join?
>>25748670
>>25748718
to be honest, I just threw that part in at the last minute.I still ship the hell out of them, though
Did you see any unconventional couples?
>>25748774
I'm going to need some context on that picture.
>>25748833
Well it is Japanese, so much progressive
>>25748725
I've never done a contest before. What's it like?
>>25749144
IF THE ONE I SAW ON TV IS ANY INDICATION THERE ARE HUMAN MEN AND WOMEN IN RIDICULOUS OUTFITS GYRATING ALONGSIDE THEIR POKEMON WHO ATTACK AT NOTHING TO IMPRESS JUDGES
IT'S ALWAYS THIS BLUE CHICK WITH AN ALTARIA THAT WINS BECAUSE THE JUDGES WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER I THINK
>>25749305
Now that just sounds silly. Count me in.
Don't you die on me, thread.
>>25748386
Quick update: the Shuckle have dug themselves a nice little enclosure near the woods. Gave them a few sitrus berries to get them started. Would have given them Starf berries, but some jackass kid came through the other day and stole them. Look out for a kid traveling with a Clefairy.
On the Bonsly and Sudowoodo front, it seems the Pokerus is contagious. The Pokemon Center lady said that they'll grow exceptionally well, but kept dodging the question of why they have those pink bulbs. Is this dangerous? What can I do to treat it?
>>25749540
Do they look like this? If so, you are now the very lucky owner of a grove full of shiny Sudowoodo.
did you guys hear about what happened to the Viridian gym leader and his Machamp?
>>25748087Yeah, this amount of roleplaying as people from the series and the amount of namefagging in the previous threads tends to get these things offed pretty quickly.
>>25750050
Well, it's been going well so far, and I think that the character roleplayers are gone for now.excluding me.
>>25749856
I gotta say, they don't really seem that shiny, but the coloration's right. Does this sorta thing hurt their survival or livelihood?
>>25750655
'Shiny' is actually just a term for oddly-coloured Pokemon. In most cases the colouration of a Pokemon doesn't actually affect their survival or livelihood. In a shiny Sudowoodo's case, its colouration actually helps it blend in better in the autumn. Shiny Pokemon are incredibly valuable, due to their rarity.
Well, looks like that's it for this thread. See you all next time.
>>25747160
Last I checked, Rp wasn't against the rules, hell rp isn't even listed under the things on rule 3
Let's recap what happened this thread.
> I answered a bunch of questions
> Some anon from Johto found out he had an Unown latching on to his house at night
>Red, Nate, Ethan, Brendan, Calem and Wally all showed up
>Calem, Brendan and I let Ethan know that Lyra had a crush on him
> I chatted up a lonely Porygon
> A vineyard owner found out he has several Shiny Sudowoodo
All in all, A very interesting afternoon.
Thanks to everyone for participating, and I can't wait for next time!
>>25753150
Thanks man!
But try to include more average Joe trainers next time, rather than protags.
Maybe even add a couple more pokemon, or trainers pretending to be pokemon.
>>25753627
The only protag I did was Hilbert. Everyone else joined in on their own. As fun as it was, I agree that these threads work better when it's mostly average joes.
I like RP threads
I remember posting in braille as Regice
