Pokémon Marriage
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Would you marry your Pokémon?
No, as I am not a faggot.
>>25717718
No because most the 'mons I like not even the most retarded of autists would want to have any sexual relations with.
>>25717718
That is a damn adorable Lucario
>>25717718
Nah man, I'd rather fuck all the Pokemon I'd wanna fuck rather than being chained down to one.
>>25717737
I said marriage.
I didn't say anything else.
Who's the artist?
Sauce on this doggy?
>>25717734
You won't be since 12.5% of Lucario are female.
>>25717768
Lucario isn't my Pokemon though. My teams are always 100% male.
>>25717768
And to be fair, that's simply gender ratio for game mechanics nonsense. Who knows how it'd be exactly in an actual world setting.
I'd have my Cinccino as my Partner.
>>25717791
Oh ok.
I would marryMewtwo.
>>25717800
female Lucario are rare.
>>25717836
Careful. Mewtwo is the most savage heart of all Pokémon, It's lack compassion strike fear into it's enemy heart. Mewtwo look at the Pokémon with cold, glowing eyes.
>>25717836
I'm fairly certain that there are better options for a dominant partner
>>25717749
What the fuck is the purpose of marrying something I will never have sexual relations with, especially when there ARE things I want to marry that I'll have sexual relations with?
>>25717882
Marrying for sex is the second biggest mistake you can make.
The biggest one is staying together solely because "muh sex"
I'd marry Machoke
THANKS MODS
You are forced to marry the last Pokemon youbrought out of the box just to use a specific HM. How do you fare?
>>25717872
>>25717880I'll be fine.
>>25717918
No Machamp?
I thought female love Machamp?
>>25717837
Who wouldn't want a trophy wife? Rarity is more desirable!
>>25717882
Love?
>>25717944
Pretty well.
>>25717944
>Mudkip
Could be worse.
>>25717967
You have a point there...
>>25717967
Agree.
Is it okay to marry a Pokemonif they turn into a human being?
No, I wouldn't fuck my pokemons even if it was Gardevoir, Fucking Pokemons is like fucking a Dog in real life.
>>25718050
>not consensually pleasuring your dog
>anno domini MMXVI
To be honest Pokephilia is probably pretty common in the Pokemon world.
Nothing ever talked about in the public but it probably happens quite a lot.
Think about it. You have trainers that forge very strong bonds with thier pokemon partners. Then you send them off into he wilderness by themself with only thier Pokemon, And you do it right around the age puberty starts to hit.
Shits going to start devoloping in those kids.
>>25717749
Oh so like "Hetero life-mate" dealio. I think people in Pokeverse already do this, m8.
>>25718050
It's vaguely unclear. In the show most pokemon are not at all like animals. Many of them are basically like people that speak a different language, with a few exceptions.
>>25717944
A fucking female tentacool
pls no
Only if it's a female gardevoir.
No, not lopunny or any other shitty pokewaifus.
Gardevoir is basically human with a different language, so it wouldn't be much different than marrying a human female.
>>25718050
See pic related.
>>25718491
>Gardevoir is basically human with a different language, so it wouldn't be much different than marrying a human female.
Let's see...
>guardian angel
>stick-thin, a few more pizzas and maybe it'll cast a shadow
>its male-only counterpart is the one that has child-bearing hips
>no ears, no nose, no toes
>bright green hair, which in humans is considered a warning sign to stay the hell away
Only similarity I see is that it probably has standards too high for you to ever hope to meet.
>>25717718
Yes, I would. Even better all I would have to do is mega evolve my pokewife and she would already be in a wedding dress.
>>25717965
Machamp's lips are a turn off for some people but idc because
>four arms
>all over your body
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>>25717718
>Would I marry my pokemon
Fuck no the only vaguely attractive pokemon I have in my current game is Florges
>Would I marry a pokemon
Yeah sure why not. I apply the harkness test to determine what I would fuckthough I only need two of those boxes checked
>>25717944
>tropius
>>25717944
I'd marry Nessie.
>>25719034
>Gronk
Damn she's a feisty one.
>>25717944
>reshiram
we justin now
>>25717944
>Farfetch'd
>Specifically DuxI'm okay with this. The shock of losing him in Twitch plays Pokemon Bloody Sunday made me realize how much I cared about him.
>>25717882
This. Marry a human. Make your team:
>Female Braixen w/Everstone
>Female Gardevoir w/Gardevoirite
>Female Lopunny w/Lopunnite
>Female Lucario w/Lucarionite
>Golem or Free Space
>Mega Fug
I would marry Zebstrika, or Blaziken.
Just imagine fucking Zebstrika's horse pussy, getting your cock soaked un mare juices, or getting dominated by Blaziken. She would mate with you until your balls looked like raisins.
>>25719463
>Golem
>Not Machamp for maximum DP or Tentacruel for Maximum lewd
>>25719397
LOVE
>being such a faggot you choose female Pokemon for your delusional gf dreams
>not choosing a top tier team of bro male Pokemon who fight beside you
>>25720116
>thinly veiled barafag assmad at straight people
>>25719463
>>Mega Fug
>not just marrying your ray lmaoo
>>25717718
Fuck yes.
Id marry her.
Consummate our marriage together.
Buy a house together.
Raise our children together.
And grow old together.
Yes I fucking would
>>25720410
>Raise our children together.
>Scolipede isn't in the Human-Like or Field egg group
How will you have children anon?
>>25717836
Mewtwo is would make a goodmom
Depends if she's my waifu turned pokemon, if yes, then there wouldn't a power on earth that would stop me from marrying her.If no, then she stays as a pokemon undeserving of my (romantic) love.
>>25719397
The things we do for love...
>>25718491
>Memevoir
>Not Jyxn
Fuck Gardevoir = Fuck dog
>Literaly Energy free
>Parabolic Charge
>Scaly
Fucking Yes
Of course I would!
>>25721881
Refer back to >>25718524
I think the show has people marrying Pokémon, but I don't think they marry birds like I would
>>25719482
I guess it is from watching Ash and Pikachu, but I like the idea of getting shocked by my horse pussy
>>25717718
>Marry
No
>Fuck slave
Yes
We are their masters, after all
>>25723248
No. Pokémon are our friends, family and lovers.
>>25717718
Maybe? If it would make them happy, but it'd still be pretty weird, you know?
>>25723248
Savage. I like your style.
>>25723390
No. It wouldn't.
>>25723470
You have terrible In style.
Pokémon are not weapons or sex slaves.
They are beautiful, intelligence, complex, azmaing creatures.
>>25723609
Go back to dead N
>>25717718
>not marrying your Gothitelle
