"Y'know what? Ice is both extremely hard and terribly fragile at the same time. You know what that means? Depending on which Pokémon you choose and what moves they use, I could be your most challenging opponent yet or I could be a total pushover. But that's all right. That's how it should be! Anyway, enough of my rambling! Let's get this show on the road!"
Why is he so based?
It's just that sort of thing.
>>25716884
Much better then
>MUH DRAGONS CAN`T LOSE!
Although his chances of being a pushover are quite high lol
Kalos needed one awesome Gym LeaderI mean, besides Valerie
>>25716914
>Valerie
>awesome
we needed at least one daddy y'know
>>25716981
what are you implying
Bulky. Just like his favorite type
>>25716932
>not liking Valerie
>not liking any gym leader
>not liking any character
>not liking any Pokemon
What are you, nuts?
>>25716981
Chuck,Drayden,Giovanni and Crasher kind of give off that vibe.
>>25716991
I think he`s a faggot and likes older men anon.fucking disgusting, young virile men are better.
>>25717910
>liking men in general
>>25716884
When you devote your life to specializing in a type as awful as Ice, you pretty much have to develop that kind of attitude. It's either that or become a bitter and jaded soul.
>>25718066
>liking bleeding,screeching harpies.
Your loss.
>>25718173
>men don't have tits
>men don't have vaginas
>men can't get impregnated
Czechmate
>>25718196
>Fair point
>Liking the reason they bleed and screech so damn much.
>Wanting to deal with all dem hormones and farting
1/3 ain`t bad desu, but that 3rd point is just no.
I don't even remember who the fuck that is
>>25716884
>he actually admits that how easy or difficult a battle against the AI is depends on your own team
>>25716884
>mfw i beat this guy for the first time not an hour ago
GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAAD
>>25718309
This guy gets it.
I'd rather cuddle with bois than with some dumb cunt who I'll never understand.
>>25718173
Making them bleed and screem is all the fun tough.
>>25718868
Yeah me too.With a blunt instrument.
>>25718824
>>25718196
People in general are dumb cunts who are hard to understand.
2D>3D
>>25718872If by 'blunt instrumment' you mean 'my dick'tough bear bottles or a recorder are fair game too
>>25718889
words of truth. we are all assholes.
>>25718889
I understand boys more because I am a boy. Girls are too complicated. I feel like they're plotting against us or something.
>>25718908
>I understand boys more because I am a boyYou can only trust and understand yourself. Doesn't matter what does or doesn't swing between their legs, you can't read their mind.
>>25717004
>>25718575
>he admits the league requires him to talk about positivist bullshit
>he only puts up with it because battling is fun
>>25718919
>tried a relationship with a guy
>fucking sucked
i have since come to the realization that everyone is awful
>>25720688
Gays and bis can be as petty and annoying as any women
>>25716914
All the Kalos gym leaders were forgettable bar Korrina who you were basically forced to never forget
>>25720688
>>tried a relationship with a guy
>>fucking sucked
Was that a... literal description?
>>25720688
>Fucking sucked
>>25716909
>then
18+
>>25716884
>>25724688
talonflame is gonna get fucked. avalugg laughs at SE physical hits, especially from a piddly 81 attack.
>>25724706
Also that stone edge
