Let's play a game, /vp/
If your favourite Pokémon/Pokébro gets called out, you have to do a certain task at some point this weekend, chosen by the person who called out your Pokémon.
I'll start,
>Sneasel
>do your own laundry
>Charizard
>Go fuck yourself
>Zapdos
>Stop playing video games
>Chandelure
>go to karaoke
Well this escalated quickly.
>Scizor
>Mow the lawn.
>>25711869
>gardevoir
>Never come back to /vp/
Gardevoir.
Delete your porn, and empty the recycle bin.
>>25711932
don't you'll shut us down
>>25711926
Git! but i have no lawn, we made into a driveway.
>>25711869
>do your OWN laundry
who the fuck still has their parents do their laundry for them lmao
also
>lucario
eat your dinner without utensils and directly off of the kitchen floor like the degenerate you are
>lucario
>end your life
>Lucario
>Give up furry porn
>Lilligant
>No fapping for 1 week
>arcanine
>kill yourself
>braixen
Tell your family everything you have done while thinking about this mon.
Clean that bathroom Darkrai
>>25711990
Sunday is when i clean the house anyway!
This thread is stupid.
Porygon-Z
Go and buy yourself a bath bomb, or some other comfy bath item and take a nice relaxing, long bath.Because you have good taste
>>25712011
t-thank you anon
Magneton
Stick your underwear in the freezer and just leave it there
Chesnaught go fap
Sylveon, go take a dump in public.
Venusaurshut down your computer and go to bed
>crobat
Fight crime for the weekend.
>>25712103tfw you will never be able to go out and do cool shit like fight crime with your bro
;-;
go watch a sci-fi movie
>>25712150
Will do, anon.
>Espeon
Take some extra time to give your pet some love, if you have one.
>Snorlax
>Eat a whole large pizza in one sitting fatass
>Sceptile
>stop smoking for a week
>>25712182
But I don't smoke; have any other requests/demands?
>>25712394
start smoking for a week
>galvantula
>delete system32
>furret
Sleep for 12 hours straight.
>>25712178
Will do! Thanks!
>muk
>eat your own cum
>>25712078
K anon
>chandelure
>take a literal hike somewhere nice
>Banette
>Stalk a small child for the entire weekend
>Gengar
>Experiment with anal masturbation
>>25711894
Ummmmn~
Will do, Anon.
Mewtwo
>smack one of your relatives ass
>>25711894
Oh no, we got a badass in here!!!!1!
but seriously, what's wrong with liking a pokemon.
>>25712542
Muk isn't my bro but I already do this so....
>>25712866
Um...I'll give it a try I guess
>>25713067
Now the effect is reversed. You have to like Muk or at least try to use him. Way to break the thread.
Mawile
Go eat some thing sweet, you deserve it for having 10/10 taste.
>>25713096
Alright, I will try to like and use Muk.
>>25712011
I do not know anywhere to buy a bath bomb in person, plus I don't really have the money for it, but a nice relaxing, long bath I can do! Thanks Anon!
>Scrafty
>Try something new food-wise. Like one of those tequila-flavored lollipops with a worm inside!
>>25711869
>Goodragon
>Sit down and think about your priorities/attend school
>Weavile
Tell that special someone you love them.
>>25713102
Thanks, anon
>mismagius
>go take a shower and clean your room
Blastoise
>call a distant family member you haven't spoken to in awhile, preferably a grandparent, this weekend and have a talk for more than 30 minutes.
>Stantler
>Become real
>Luxray
Go enjoy yourself and have a good time
>Absol
Just have a nice day
>quagsire
>Read a book you've never read before
>Alakazam
Prove the Riemann Hypothesis.
Hike up a mountain
>>25713159
Nice try gramps
>>25713198
>Ampharos
Go out and order your favorite food
>Mienfoo
Try to stretch just a bit. Don't wanna become too puddly
>Feraligatr
Go read the phone book
>Scrafty
Look at yourself in the mirror and smile, bud
Haunter/Gravler/Kadabrago out and make new friends
>>25713261
>Lucario
>release all shines
>Arcanine
Vacuum your house
Haven't seen my fave, so...
>Hydreigon
>make something
>Ampharos
Hows bout a pat to the back?
>Joltik
Go and take a nice hot bath with some bubbles
>Keldeo
Go back to /mlp/
>>25713208
no mountains nearby. anything else?
>Tangrowth
Treat yourself to your favorite food, my nigga.
>Braixen
Kill yourtime by watching a movie
>>25713370
Eat something you've never eaten before in your life
>>25713252
fuck you
>Pikachu
Play a pokemon game that isn't Gen 1.
>>25712011
checked
hard to believe, but porygon-z is one of my favourite bros, and earlier today, without having seen this thread, i got myself a bath bomb to take a nice long relaxing bath this weekend
wadafaaaq famitsu senpai you a psychic
>Tyrantrum
Start a new playthrough in one of the Mystery Dungeon games.
>Flygon
Go to church, it's Easter you fuck
>Eevee
Try out Pokémon Conquest, it's better than it looks.
>Flygon
Cry
>>25711923
shit well alright.
>Flygon
Breed a perfect gabite and/or build a team around mega-chomp
>Mareep
Shiny hunt for your favorite.
>>25712866
Too late to call it an experiment.
>>25713466
That's not even mine but damn Anon you're cruel.
>Aggron
The next playthrough of a game you do, use only pokemon that could be considered cute.
>Furfrou
Take 30 minutes off your time to draw a gijinka version of your favourite Furfrou cut and post it here
>Torterra
Nuzlocke Platinum
>Garchomp
Go platinum/achievement hunt/100% a game or something completely, just make sure you do everything and it can't be Pokemon.
>dunsparce
Eat a quarter of a tube of toothpaste.
>>25713500
Take pics of the church and post them on /vp/, too.
>landorus
Slam your dick in a car door
I am still sadly safe so far.
So butterfree go butterfly net catching this weekend. It's spring and flowers are blooming so get to work!
>>25711869
Make a pair of elbow blades.
>Cinccino
Tidy up your room, you'll feel better once you do it
>>25713102
>Mawile
ty based anon
>>25712078
Thanks for looking out for me anon
Go commando all day tomorrow.
>>25713195
Thanks anon <3
>>25713102
Based anon
>tfw your favorite will never get called
Anyway,
>Rayquaza
Ask a friend who you haven't seen in a long time out to dinner sometime this weekend and catch up with them. If they're busy, keep trying to go out to dinner with someone.
Sleep naked this weekend
Vileplume go buy yourself some new clothes and post pictures of you in them in this thread
>Mienshao
Do some stretch exercises every morning for the next week, try to touch the tips of your toes without bending your knees, stretch your arm out behind your back, and so on
>Jynx
aquire a big, long blonde wig and wear it all day long
Farfetch'd
Try LSD
altaria
take a comfy nap :)
Get yourself a drink
>Blaziken
>two strokes off your golf game
>>25713703
yeehaw! thanks a lot cowboy
>Cubone
Call your mom.
Feraligatrtake a relaxing bath, go to sleep and stay in bed for an extra hour in the morning, then treat yourself to a nice breakfast
you deserve it
>Electivire
>buy your mother flowers
>tangela
donate a three digit sum to some kind of wildlife/enviromental charity
Druddigon
Go sign up with the gym
>>25713795
would $1.99 count as a 3 digit sum
>>25713824
Technically.
>Kangaskhan
throw yourself off a bridge
>>25713232
>>25713304
Done. Enjoying pizza.
>>25713829
well it's a good thing that Tangela isn't my favourite
>>25713703
>Try LSD
Well, it seems like I fail this game, since I'm not doing that.
>Froslass
Take a 20 minute shower, even if the hot water has run out before then
>>25711973
>arcanine
>kill yourself
>don't know what I expected
>>25712159
Alright.
>Typhlosion
Treat yourself to some ice cream.
>Slurpuff
Go get some cotton candy ice cream
>Gengar
Read through 100 shitty creepypastas for being a basic bitch.
>>25712011
Thanks for the long bath Anon!
>>25714120Can i just take this moment to say that Gengar is the "Safe" choice people pick for a favorite, as if they're afraid to give much else a shot? Like it's not bad but like you said, it's real basic
Break a law that involves(possibly) getting a sexual or indecent offense in your state!
>>25713276
J-Jokes on you anon, I have no shinies!
>My Bro will never get called
Also
>Vaporeon
Don't be afraid to miss some appointments, straighten out your head and recenter yourself before you take on any more tasks. Take a long soak and sort yourself and your environment after you're done decompressing and before you start up again.
Take a nice bath and watch a good movie, you deserve it.
It's time for you to get your exercise in, anon. Walk a couple miles this weekend.
>>25714196
What type is it?
>>25714158
This goes for Pikachu, any of the gen 1 starters, Jigglypuff, Eevee, and any pokemon in the Gastly line. Almost every single time I ask someone I know from real life what their favorite pokemon (aside from "I don't have a favorite") they'll say one of these.
It's not that they're bad pokemon, but the only reason they would be someone's favorite is if they simply don't know many pokemon.
Eat your vegetables, anon.
>>25714225
Gengar's the one people pick when they know they'll get labeled a casual or whatever if they said the starters or pika. Like I don't mind Gengar at all, but again, its design is a bit too basic for my liking.
Kangaskhan
Get some Chinese food, authentic if possible
Otherwise the Mongols will tear down your walls
>>25714223 #
Ground, primarily.
While I'm posting again :
> Bellossom
Revisit an old work of art you haven't payed attention to in a while. A book, movie, collection of poems, musical album, or whatever. Remember what got you into it, and see how it relates to you now.
>>25714225
Charizard is one out of the starters that is picked by so many casuals. I'm actually starting to dislike gen one Pokémon just to distance myself from these people that are like "im a 90z kid we only had 150 pokemon xd"
>>25714209
My bathtub isnt even three feet long, I'll never know the joy of a great relaxing bath, but I can still take a shower
>>25712011
Why thank you, Anon.
>>25712017
>>25713109
>>25713405
>>25714153My god, the level of Porygon-Z love on this board is through the roof
Not that I mind all that love for my pokebro
>Volcarona
Play Dark Souls.Take breaks if you need to.
>Scolipede
Try to cure one of your phobias (spiders, snakes, centipedes,etc.)
>smeargle
Draw your best Smeargle and post it in this thread.
>>25714260
ME WANT CHINESE
>Chatot
Record yourself saying a line from the games on vocaroo, and post it here.
>favorite Pokemon still not called
>snorlax
Try a new blend of tea.
>TyranitarIf this is your favorite, and it's still your favorite even though everyone says it's edgy, then you deserve something nice. Take your pick between sleeping in an extra hour this weekend, telling your loved ones you love them, acquiring and smoking some pot, or contacting someone you haven't talked to in a while and letting them know you're thinking about them.
>>25714323
Well of course, Anon. He's objectively the best duck in the game and has zero design flaws.
>>25713669
Sounds doable.
Heracrossyour task is to change your favorite pokemon to Delphox
>>25714323
Besides the Twitching there is nothing wrong with Computer bro!
>>25713175
thanks, anon!
>Stantler
Write out some letters or cards, and send them to people. Write at least one.
>Hypno
Try to stay up for the next 24 hours
>Magikarp
Go eat something at McDonalds for your next meal
>Drifloon
Go ahead and bake yourself something nice. If you can't, then you can go buy a fancy, frosted cake
>>25711869
>Shuckle
Call your local authorities threatening to blow up your nearest elementary school in the name of ISIS.
>tfw favourite didn't get called out
Okay fuck it, il'll do it myself since i want to do this today anyway
>Raichu
Go for a nice drive for a couple hours
go hug one of your stuffed animals and let it know you still care. if you don't have any then buy one!
>>25714894
>tfw I have a plush Drifblim
Easily my favorite pokemon merch I own, but I wish I had a Banette one.
>>25714894
I still sleep with a stuffed dragon. This is normal, right?
