Homosexuals don't exist in the Pokémon World.
Two male Pokémon cannot breed with each other.
This doesnt prove shit, faggots cant breed IRL either
What proves that pokemon cannot be gay is the move Attract
>>25710419
Well really the exact same is true of our world. Human males can't reproduce with each other. Despite this, homosexuals and homosexual relationships do exist.
And even if there's no such thing as a Pokemon that's gay, which would make sense, given that they're animals, that says nothing about the actual humans in that world. Which means that homosexuals hypothetically could exist in the Pokemon World.
Male on male = No Egg.
>>25710419
bitch nigga of course they fucking cant
you cant put a penis into your boy ass and expect to lay an egg nigga holy shit
homosexuals may or may not exist in the pokemon world but of course two fucking males cant breed nigga two sperms dont make an egg
stop stating the fucking obvious
>>25710445
>homosexual relationships.
It don't exist in the Pokémon World.
>>25710419
But mom, where do Tyrogue come from?
>>25710440
Breeding provide that Pokémon can't be homosexuals.
>>25710454
I know. I was talking to Homosexuals who think Pokémon can be homosexuals.
>>25710456
Undiscovered female counterparts.
>>25710456
I'm a boy. Male Pokémon can't lay Eggs.
Do you think parthenogenesis will be implemented in future generations?
>>25710475
Are you the same fucking retard that can't into the English language that constantly spills spaghetti everywhere whenever the subject of Pokemon eggs or breeding comes up?
>>25710510
No.
I met this Nidoking online today. Big 8 1/2 poz dick. I got him talking about it. Said his poison point was strong. Lethal. Toxic. Poison. My dick fucking sprang up and I started begging him.
I went over. I started hitting my ethers, he did a slam attack. I locked the blood off his arm. I had to have his strain. I wanted him to infect me so bad.
I was begging for it, and he went into the bathroom. He came back with a syringe fill of his blood. I'd never had a pokemon's blood before.I stuck my hole up and he shot it inside me.. scratching around . Then he fucked me after the shot.. mixing his nidoran with his toxic blood.
So fucking hot. I know I'm gonna get a whole fuck flu from this shit. It's so strong.
Then I went to the pokemon center and let 5 dudes fuck me and grind it all into me. I'd never had something so hot inside me. I had to get it to take.
He's gonna start knocking me up regularly and I can't wait till his shit is saturating me and producing inside of me. Nido.
>>25710419
nigga irl faggots cant have a egg either
>>25710562
kill yourself you degenerate
>>25710574
Can a boy and girl hav a egg?
>>25710419
Pretty sure there are gay pokemon because there are gay animals, just imagine a lesbian Lopunny for example.
>>25710592
yes?
>>25710549
people tend to post more than once in a board. your point? like, really. do you plan on commenting just once? and then leaving? because you must if you're going to follow your own rules. don't fucking post on this board or this board's son ever again. samefag.
>>25710574
I already knew that fact.
Who cares about gay Pokémon, what needs to be implemented are more gay human characters
>>25710562
So this is how Pokerus is spread.
>>25710598
>>25710440
>What proves that pokemon cannot be gay is the move Attract
would make for an annoying ability like Sturdy
>>25710595
Non-canon. Pokémon are 100% heterosexual.
>>25710605
You shouldn't post more than once if you've already proven yourself to be a huge autist who can't speak English properly.
>>25710592
Yes.
>>25710625
They cant breed with eachother but that doesnt stop them by sticking their dicks into anuses though. Also Im pretty sure pokemon that are mostly female would be lesbian as a to enhance social cohesion.
>>25710616
Wrong. Pokerus is a very useful and VERY rare virus in the Pokemon world. It's rare to get it in the wild, but it's easy to come by now that online trading is so easily accessible. This virus will allow Pokemon to gain Effort Values twice as fast as usual.
>>25710419
So basically, what you're saying is, love is synonymous with reproductive capability, and love cannot exist between two beings that cannot produce a child, whether it be that both members are the same sex or potentially one or both may be infertile and incapable of producing children even with an appropriate partner.
You're kind of a dick.
>>25710419
>shitty pic with XYORAS models
I see you've found something else to spend about, mewtist
>>25710639
No. Pokémon have no interest in homosexuality at all.
>>25710644
>>25710647
It's just Pokébiology
![[Counter-Baiting Rising].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ypVlkfZ.jpg "[Counter-Baiting Rising].jpg")
It doesn't matter, Pokemon don't have genitalia anyway and nobody knows how eggs are actually made. That is canon.
>>25710445
Animals can be gay though. Almost 1/4 of black swans are homosexual.
>>25710648
>>25710671
>>25710691
Already debunked.
Show me canonical evidence that Pokemon possess genitals and use them to breed.
>>25710419
Two males can't make a baby anyway. Porn and slash have lied to you.
>>25710648
Ignore him, he's just trying to interrupt the board when he should be going back to Facebook and letting the grownups talk.
>>25710562
this meme fucking sucks
>>25710691
I already told you once before the dex has myths, too.
>>25710671
Actually, Pokémon have Invisible genitalia like Hitmonlee have a invisible mouth.
>>25710419
>>25710691
Go back to whatever shithole you got here from and let the grown-ups talk in peace.
>>25710773
Leave now.
>>25710708
Actually, Pokémon have Invisible genitalia like Hitmonlee have a invisible mouth.
>>25710644
I've been trying for about 5 months now and I think I'm still neg which is a FUCKIN BITCH :(
It's hard as a top, I've bottomed when I've been up to it but I'm just not down for the sort of gangtrade breederdump action that would get me infected ASAP
4chan.org/vp/ Great site, all bareback. Thousands of trainers in my city, most are poz.
Avoid guys who pokesav, ask about pokemiles! High is good
Lvl 1s are good. Minimal or no training. Your stylus should be sore if you're a top.
This one won't be for everyone but: don't hatch eggs when you get them, wait until they're really causing you trouble or are obvious and guys can't trade with you
Play with "negative" boys! If he's "pokrus-" on wtc and is crawling the site every day then probably HE'S POZZED AS FUCK. He's either a stealther (LUCKY YOU) or he's in denial and has a skyhigh pokrus. GOOD.
This goes without saying but have him breed for you. don't pull out. even if you're a top, consider flipping for 30s to take his load, or even finger yourself with his load.
TRADE PARTIES at cond are great, GHB K T get loaded an zone out, take as many loads as you can... exhausting tho
Rub his trades into any open wounds or sores you have at the moment...
Any others?
>>25710802
You first, kiddo.
>>25710844
Talk about Pokémon Breeding or leave..
>>25710813
>>25710760
Where's your proof?
>>25710855
Let the grown-ups talk in peace AND leave.
>>25710870
Pokémon have Invisible genitalia.
Hitmonlee have a invisible mouth and a invisible genitalia.
>>25710892
You have yet to provide any evidence for this.
>>25710870
do you want your kid seeing a Pokémon genitalia?
The creators made the Pokémon have Invisible genitalia.
>>25710912
Do you have proof of this? A developer quotation perhaps?
>>25710892
>he thinks Hitmonlee has an invisible mouth
>>25710897
Pokémon is rated E for Everyone.
seeing Pokémon genitaliaa would Pokémon rated M or A for Adults.
>>25710919
Unfair evidence: the Clefairy manga has genitals as well.
>>25710919
>think?
Actually, It's been confirmed by Pokémon Amie.
>>25710915
Think fool.
>>25710947
Leave now, if you don't want to talk about Pokémon Breeding.
>>25710922
That's true, but that has nothing to do with your inability to provide any canonical evidence of your assertion.
>>25710959
Okay, so it's just your own personal head canon that has absolutely no bearing on reality and should be summarily disregarded by everyone on this board. Thank you for clarifying. Could you adopt a tripcode so that we can more easily disregard your unsubstantiated theories in the future?
>>25710870
>>25710897
>>25710915
>>25710981
Report, hide, ignore. Don't bother with him. He's just a stubborn retard who should go back to Facebook and let the grown-ups talk in peace.
>>25710981
You think Eggs magically pop up into existence by itself.
If That's the case, then two male Pokémon can be put in the day care center and a Egg will magically pop up into existence.
>>25710995
Leave. We're talking about Pokémon Breeding. You shouldn't be here, if you don't want to talk about Pokémon Breeding.
>>25711008
If you feel the need to question that, you obviously don't know how complex magic rules can be.
>>25711008
>You think Eggs magically pop up into existence by itself.
Until any evidence to the contrary is provided by a canonical source, yes. There is nothing to suggest otherwise. Your theory has no basis in reality.
>If That's the case, then two male Pokémon can be put in the day care center and a Egg will magically pop up into existence.
Obviously not, for reasons that are not entirely understood within the Pokemon universe. This is canon. If you don't like it, you are free to write fan fiction.
>>25711027
Male + Female = Egg (Sex).
Male + Ditto = Egg ( Ditto transform into a female counterpart of that Pokémon).
>>25711039
You have no way of proving that either of those cases are true.
>>25711029
No. Pokémon have sex.
If They don't. Then any Pokémon can be put in the day care center and a Egg will magically pop up into existence.
>>25711039
And what about the pokemon that have no gender? Ditto can copy them, too.
>>25711052
You can't provide that Pokémon don't have sex.
>>25711057
Actually, these Pokémon have genders but it's unknown.
In Pokédex 3D pro. It says that Progon-Z have a unknown gender.
>>25711069
Ah-ah-ah! No siree bob! That's snot it!
The burden of proof is on you, the one making the claim, not your opponent, the one doubting it.
>>25711081
Provide that Pokémon don't have sex.
>>25710419
No tumblr...
No Crossdressing
No relationshipshit in game
No homosexuality
No degenerate gender views in my pokemon games.
Ever.
>>25711054
>Pokémon have sex.
Evidence?
>If They don't. Then any Pokémon can be put in the day care center and a Egg will magically pop up into existence.
That is not a logical conclusion to reach. The logical answer is that in the Pokemon universe people don't understand how eggs are actually created, and therefor there must be something equally not understood preventing male Pokemon from creating eggs with other male Pokemon.
>>25711069
The burden of proof is on you to prove that they do, if that is the theory you wish to assert. I don't have to prove anything, as there is nothing to substantiate that Pokemon have genitals or that they use them to breed.
>>25711077
There's a greater issue:
ALL OF THEM CAN'T BREED WITH ANYTHING BUT DITTO
can a pokemon be trans
>>25711114
Retconned: Azurill->Marill was fixed. They still possess their gender ratios, though.
>>25711098
Provide that Pokémon don't have sex.
>>25711133
Prove that they do.
>>25711088
>>25711133
Prove that they do.
>>25711103
Actually, they can but Gamefreak don't allow the Player to breed with Cosplay Pikachu.
Because, Gamefreak doesn't want the players to create eggs of Cosplay Pikachu.
>>25711139
Provide that Pokémon don't have sex, first.
If you are so sure that they don't.>>25711149
>>25710440
>>25710658
What about Piplup?
>>25711170
Prove that they do. This is your thread, you should provide even the slightest bit of actual evidence for your assertion.
You see, evidence is being attempted to be given from a source that we know is obscuring matters to suit a child audience. Now, we can either believe that this world functions as if generated by the mind of a child, or we can deny that and say we are being lied to.
>>25711170
There is no proving a negative.
>>25711159
Well, we know that Pikachu can breed, there is evidence for that. There is no evidence that pokemon with no known gender can breed with anything other than Ditto.
>>25711194
Pokemon are not animals. The Pokemon world does not function like the real world. Pokemon can be anything from flaming lizards to magical robots to reincarnated human souls. There is no internal logic to any of it. You have absolutely no evidence at all that your fan fiction is true.
>>25711253
hahaha
>>25711253
I wonder how Pokemon eggs smell? Haha
>>25711267
I never understood this egg smelling meme?
>>25711212
Pokémon with unknown genders only have interest in It's own species.
>>25711286
...with which they cannot breed.
Yet, Ditto makes eggs for them that otherwise would not exit.
>>25711191
Provide that Pokémon don't.
>>25710613
The only good part of this thread
>>25711294
Seems they’d rather play with other Pokémon—not so much with each other.
>>25711319
They can't breed with them, either. Only Ditto.
>>25710419
>implying a childrens game that came out in the mid-90's would have anything that endorses homosexuality
>>25711359
??????
>>25711331
Seems they’d rather play with other Pokémon.
They have no interest In other Pokémon unless, It's Ditto.
>>25711382
That's not evidence of homosexuality.
>>25711392
So how can Ditto be the opposite gender for something that can't breed with others of it's kind, or anything else?
>>25711359
Pokémon have nothing against homosexuality. Pokémon just cant be homosexuals.
>>25711412
Ditto probably have no interest in It's own species.
>>25711426
One matter at a time. We still haven't resolved the first one.
Homosexuals exist in Pokémon world,
But they are hidden
Because creators made the Pokémon have Invisible genitalia,
>>25711464
No. It don't exist.
If it did. Then two male Pokémon can breed and Etc.
>>25711300
Prove that they do.
>>25711502
Doesn't. It "doesn't" exist. Learn to write in English before posting on an English imageboard.
What was that thing that suggested creatures that have no mouth just "absorb" it?
You also can't fight in a battle with 2 meowstics of opposite gender Out at the same time.
Must be a wonderful life!!!!!!
>>25711458
Ditto probably have no interest.
>>25711516
You haven't provide that Pokémon can't.
>>25711540
They'll breed with anything except themselves.
>>25711548
You haven't proven that they do.
>>25711527
I don't have time for your trash talking.
Leave, if you don't want to talk about Pokémon Breeding.
Homosexuals don't exist in the Real World.
Two male Humans cannot breed with each other.
>>25711528
The creators never said that Hitmonlee don't have a mouth.
>>25711572
They haven't said ANYTHING as far as I know.
>>25711557
You still haven't posted any evidence that Pokémon don't Breed.
>>25711578
Because, Gamefreak don't plan on explaining everything in one version of the core-series.
>>25711581
I haven't, because that was never the assertion. Prove your theory or leave.
>>25711594
No. Prove your theory or leave.
You said that Pokémon can't breed.
Now provide it or leave.
>>25711608
Show me where I said "Pokemon can't breed", in those exact words.
>>25711592
So what do we do about information that just doesn't exist? That's right, you just say it's not known instead of trying to make up an explanation that can't be proven.
>>25711619
In Pokémon amie.
Hitmonlee eat food. Thus, provide that It have a invisible mouth.
>>25711616
You said that Pokémon don't have private parts. Which mean that Pokémon can't breed.
>>25711630
Does it? Or does it just absorb it? You don't know, nobody does.
>>25711630
True.
That does not provide evidence for it possessing invisible anything else, including invisible genitals.
>>25711645
It means nothing of the sort. It just means they do not need genitalia in order to breed and reproduce.
>>25710620
>THICK
Infatuates the opposing pokemon, regardless of gender
>>25711646
>>25711646
In Pokémon amie.
You see Hitmonlee moving it's face and etc, thus provide that it have a invisible mouth.
>>25711696
Learn to type proper English or leave, we're trying to have an actual discussion here.
>>25711658
In Pokémon amie.
Hitmonlee have a invisible mouth, so why couldn't it have a invisible genitalia?
This provide that Pokémon have Invisible body parts.
>>25711696
I don't know, a motion could be used to absorb just as much as opening an orifice. Inconclusive.
>>25711703
insults don't provide your point.
>>25711709
>Hitmonlee have a invisible mouth, so why couldn't it have a invisible genitalia?
Because there is no proof for it. Nobody is saying you can't have your own head canon for any of this, so feel free to write fan fiction.
>>25711724
*prove
>>25710419
Why is this thread still a thing? Why havent mods(ayy lmao mods on /vp/) banned this obviously underaged fuck?
>>25711717
No. It have a invisible mouth.
While eating Food, It use It's hands.
>>25711724
It's not an insult, it's the truth. You are actively inhibiting our ability to have a conversation by failing to grasp the English language. Perhaps you should find a Pokemon board where you can speak in your native tongue until you've brushed up on English.
>>25711726
There is no evidence that Pokémon don't.
>>25711733
How are those two points connected?
>>25711733
So it can only absorb in one place, still doesn't mean there's a mouth there.
>>25711737
You are talking more about language than Pokémon Breeding.
If you don't want to talk about Pokémon Breeding, then simply just leave.
no fucking shit sherlock
>>25711745
There is no evidence that they do. You are the person who made this thread. You are the person attempting to prove something to the rest of this board. Thus far you have not proven anything other than your illiteracy.
>>25711755
It is impossible to talk about Pokemon breeding with someone that does not speak properly. You are preventing intelligent discourse from occurring. You really should just leave, as you have no leg to stand on.
>>25711752
It doesn't absorb food.
It eat food with It's invisible mouth.
If It absorb food then it can absorb it in any direction.
>>25711771
You are still talking about things unrelated to Pokémon.
It's about time for you to leave.
>>25711747
It provide that Pokémon have Invisible body parts, such as Hitmonlee invisible mouth.
>>25711785
I'm afraid I will not. I'm just going to keep posting in this shitty thread until it dies.
>>25711772
Then can you care to tell me why the intestines can absorb food and not anything else. Localized absorption happens all the time.
>>25711803
How does Hitmonlee using its hands to make sure no crumbs get spilled on the ground related to it possessing an invisible anything?
>>25711813
absorption can work in all direction as well. Hitmonlee eat food with It's invisible mouth.
>>25711816
If a male Pokémon can invisible mouth.
Then why couldn't it have a invisible d.
>>25710475
>>25710419
Human males can't breed with each other either. They can have sex, but breeding means the act of procreation. It's completely different.
Also for all we know two males at the daycare could be having hardcore fisting sessions, the only indication of sex we have in the games is when we get an egg.
>>25711827
You didn't say it can't happen in one direction, though. Since we clearly see it happening only in a certain way, that must be the case.
>>25711836
You didn't even answer my question.
>>25711838
No. Hitmonlee just eat food with It's invisible mouth. There is no absorption. Involved.
>>25711837
>the only indication of sex we have in the games is when we get an egg.
The egg isn't even an indication of sex, as we don't know how eggs are created.
>>25711837
If Pokémon don't have sex Then any Pokémon can be put in the day care center and a Egg will magically pop up into existence by itself.
>>25711850
True. Basically we have no indication of pokémon sexuality.
>>25711846
I've offered an alternate explanation that you have not disproven, but I haven't disproven you, either. The matter is inconclusive, either could be answer.
>>25711850
>>25711857
I never said they didn't have sex, I just said we don't know if they do. Which means they could.
And no that wouldn't necessarilly work. Even without sex, it's very much possible that male and female gametes are required.
>>25711870
If you have a Hitmonlee.
Put it in the Pokémon amie and watch it eat it's food.
>>25711857
Obviously not, because the mechanics behind egg creation are not properly understood even in-universe.
>>25711876
Tell me how that explains how eggs are created or that sex is involved.
>>25711882
No. Any Pokémon can make a Egg, if Pokémon don't Actually have sex.
>>25711901
It provide that Pokémon can lay Eggs.
>>25711882
I don't think so. The pokemon with unknown gender can't breed with themselves, but can breed with Ditto. There has to be another means than sexual reproduction as we understand it.
>>25711901
>mechanics behind egg creation are not properly understood even in-universe.
There is no evidence of that.
>>25711931
Which is a complete non sequitur to the post you replied to with it. See how not understanding English makes it difficult to have an actual conversation? We're talking around each other and you have no idea what any of us are actually trying to say to you.
>>25711948
Why do you continue talk, if you don't want to talk about Pokémon Breeding?
>>25711934
No. Ditto just transform into a female counterpart of Pokémon.
>>25711946
There is plenty of evidence for it. Have you ever played a Pokemon game with breeding in it before? Nearly every NPC that has something to say about eggs mentions the fact that nobody has ever seen a Pokemon lay an egg and that nobody understands where Pokemon eggs come from.
And no, the Chansey line's "happiness eggs" are not the same as the eggs that hatch into actual Pokemon. They don't even look anything alike.
>>25711960
It is impossible to talk about Pokemon breeding with someone who doesn't understand anything you're trying to say about Pokemon breeding. You are quite clearly the one at fault here.
>>25711987
Proof?
>>25711934
Ditto just transform into a female counterpart of the Pokémon, It want to breed with.
>>25712021
What if the partner is already female?
>>25712004
It's Pokédex entries.
>>25712029
Then It transform into a male counterpart of that Pokémon.
See. This is simple Pokémon Science.
>>25712037
That's all well and good, but that doesn't answer how it reproduces with something that can't reproduce with anything else, not even it's own species.
what an awful thread
>>25712053
Leave.
>>25712033
>>25712021
Where does that say it turns into a male/female counterpart during breeding?
>>25712058
rude as heck
>>25712059
I'm guessing that you are not wise about Pokémon Breeding.
>>25712068
Well, let's analyze this properly. Does anything say Ditto makes a PERFECT copy?
>>25712068
Well you most certainly aren't, as this thread has made readily apparent.
>>25712052
If Ditto breed with a male Pokémon then Ditto will be the one that reproduce a Egg.
But ditto breed with a female Pokémon then female Pokémon will reproduce a Egg.
Gamefreak doesn't want us to breed Ditto and reproduce a Ditto Egg.
>>25712076
Ditto DNA.
>>25712076
Yes. There are a couple entries stating the copy is perfect. This means it really shouldn't be able to breed at all if opposing genders are needed. It would copy the other pokemon's gender, too. This contradicts the entire mechanic.
>>25712093
I'm just trying to explain Pokémon breeding without need the lazy magic explanation theory.
>>25710562
Lol
>>25712129
DNA Mutation.
>>25712144
Then it wouldn't be a perfect transformation, would it?
>>25712152
In the Pokémon Universe?
Yes.
In our reality?
No.
Remember that Pokémon Universe don't always follow same laws of Biology as our reality.
>>25712170
I hardly think perfection has a different definition in their world.
>>25712191
Masuda: We actually don’t think of the world of Pokémon as Earth. If we were to do that, we would kind of be limited by what we could do. By thinking about how physical objects work on Earth and how various elements work on Earth, we would kind of be limited to that if we though of it as Earth. We think of it as a place that is really similar to Earth, but is a different planet of its own with people in it who may be similar to people on Earth, but they have different values so they care about different things.
It’s the type of place, the Pokémon world, where problems we face on Earth just wouldn’t happen. There wouldn’t be global warming, water shortages, or anything like that. It’s a world where the people in it really want to work together with each other. Their value system is such where they would prefer to work together and eliminate these problems rather than feud.
Different universe with different laws of Biology.
What we need is breeding being referred to outside the mechanic.
>>25711133
That's not how burden of proof works, boo
This is the worst thread I've seen in months, holy fuck
>>25712548
I seem to have driven off the autist at least.
