NURSE JOY'S WARNING: Rare Candies are for Pokemon consumption ONLY and not for human ingestion in any form. Failure to heed this warning may result in the extreme symptoms shown in this attached image.
>>25701815
Those are symptoms of being cummed inside, not from eating rare candy.
Which regional delicacy do you guys want to try most?
>choosing anything but Old Gateau
>>25701879
Nah that's just a regular
periodic thing
>>25701815
I want this flyer
>>25701915
>Not choosing slowpoke tails
You fucking peasant
where does rare candy even come from? i can't remember any shops selling it in any game
we just fucking find it on the ground everywhere
>>25701915
Moomoo milk!
>>25701815
What is supposed to be happening in that image exactly?
>>25701915
Pfft. One Casteliacone please
>>25701896
>not thick Skyla
No thanks.
>>25701996
they were found eating rare candies in the woods together and nearly overdosed
>>25701815
These kids need to be stopped!
>>25702727
;_;
>>25702560
will someone grab me by the tongue if i abuse rare candies?
>>25704627
yes
there isn't much anyone can do under the effects of rare candy to resist
this image is giving me gay thoughts
but i'm not gay!
>>25701815
Actually humans can eat rare candy, they just don't taste good and might give you a little indigestion.
>>25701815
Freako = God
Freako just uploaded a new Nate pic
>>25701965
In Gen II if a Shuckle held Berry Juice for a certain period of time it would turn into a Rare Candy.
>>25707331
I miss that. I wish there were more things like it.
>>25707331
I thought it could only produce Berry Juice.
>>25701815
Why is Hilbert so lewd?
moar?
>>25706356
If you were bi you would be like, super turned on right now
What's the sauce?
>>25701815
Retarded urge to grab horny kids' faces?
Sounds legit.
>>25706356
Tell me more, anon. What sort of gay thoughts are you having?
>>25709125
well for starters i would love to be Hilbert in this pic
>>25701815
S-Sauce of the pic?
>>25706441
Did that shit actually make a "beat my meat" joke?
>>25701815
It's just rock candy.
>>25709595
They know nobody is watching it.
>>25709604
how do you know
why does it make a pokemon level up?
>>25708428
i know i am
>>25709595
No it's edited.
>>25711339
Given that it is included with the other vitamins, I would guess the thing they were going for is a sugar rush. It makes the Pokemon level up, but its not healthy and you don't get the full benefit if it leveled up normally.
>>25701915
Lava Cookies.
>>25712595
no it isn't, it really did happen
tons of stuff gets by on that shitty show
>>25701915
I used to think that Old Gateau would be grape flavored. So, Old Gateau.
>>25709557
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/664392
might have wanked just now
>>25701915
Nigger if you've never wanted a nice spicy Lava Cookie or a succulent Slowpoketail steak idk what to say
>>25713925
I expected both at the same time.
>>25713955
both at the same time I think is just an image. You can probably find it if you google search Freako
Hilbert or Hilda?
>>25715102
Both.
>>25713925
iver never seen a trainer/poke gay animation, any more?
>>25713925
Man I just don't get how people can be into animal dongs... I can get attraction to monsteres and furries, but why they gotta make it's dick all pink and slimy and weird shaped too? It's gross.
And it's a shame too because there's like, a very small percentage of really good smut artists that make gay and bisexual stuff that's extra filthy... let alone animated.
It's usually that "fluffy uguu yaoi" bullshit.
>>25701955
>>25713952
A Slowpoke tail is basically just chewing gum. The dex entries talk about "chewing" on them rather than "eating" them. Slowpoke fish with them because they excrete sweet sap from the tip as bait. So you get a chewy sweet thing. Gum.
>>25702727
How did she manage to put a ghost on a stick?
How is burning a flash fire pokemon?
I ain`t fucking with someone with that kind of power.
>>25716217
Only correct answer.Although N is better then both, quite a feat for a socially awkward yu-gi-oh reject.
>>25713644
>>25701915
Gataeu: a rich cake, typically one containing layers of cream or fruit.
Blackberry would make me fall in love
>>25717165
still fucked up, man.
Freako has a new pic up. Nate and Rosa taking on a Lucario together.
>>25717523
nate looks too young desu
>>25719486
muh dick
>>25701915
>>25713644
>>25717276
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y%C5%8Dkan
this is an old gateau and it's not grape flavoured
>>25722522
fuck that sounds good, red bean is the shit
>>25701915
>old gateau
>literally old cake
I'll pass on the moldy frog cake
>>25712716
The beating meat and legs are from different episodes though
>>25717225
Bisexual group sex is always the correct choice.
>>25701815
TOO BAD I HAVE ALREADY SNORTED THE RARE CANDY AND I FFEEL ALIVE
>>25722522
>jellied
fuck, texture is such a big thing to me. don't think i could stomach it if it was as soft as jello
>>25723626
UNF
why did I not know I always wanted this
>>25724480
cause u gay
u gay
>>25725278
I already knew that though
>>25725319
The hidden levels of gayness are finally flowing through you. As your latent gaynergy releases, the scouter is displaying astronomical numbers of height.
I'm warning you, buddy, you're on the cusp of omega gayness. Be responsible.
