What pokemon would you eat? How would you prepare it?
None you sicko
>>25699274
>he's never had magmarshmallows
>>25699324
There's a difference between using your pokémon to make marshmallows and eating the fuckin thing
I'd rather be vegetarian.
Or live off Tropius' neck
>>25699244
>so this is what they discuss on /vp/
>>25699431
Atleast it's not ship bitching
>>25699335
Marshmallows are made from animals
Tepig. It looks really delectable.
It's young, tender spicy pork meat.
>>25699480
Try making marshmallows from magmar
>>25699244
I wouldn mind a Miltank beef sometime.
And they said Farfetch´d is a delicious meal too.
do Pokemon get sick ?
If Pokemon don't have parasites and stuff in them I would literally eat anything.
Like..
If magnemite or geodude were the only thing around I might put them in a soup just to see how it tastes (assuming I wouldn't get heavy metal poisoning)
I mean, people eat blow fish and that can kill you like crazy.
Worst case ontario I take an antidote after I get sick and am good to go.
Now that I think of if, people it the Pokemon universe don't seem to get that hurt by Pokemon fire, I'm pretty confident I could eat any Pokemon
Tl;Dr
>Any of them
Farfetch'd and leeks
OP I know you're curious as fuck but did you really have to ask in multiple boards?
>>>/v/331868104
Purrloin sirloin
Exeggcute benedict
and deep fried Kricketune for desert
>>25699662
It's probably not the same person since the filename is different, but I wonder if it is the same person whether or not it's the faggot who keeps posting to /qa/
>>25699244
I'd like to taste a sliced and grilled Gengar with eel sauce and maybe a side of fried shrimp.
I have no idea how a ghost would taste though...probably a little bitter.
>>25699244
I'm curious how these Pokemon taste:
http://pokemondb.net/mechanics/egg-groups/mineral
>>25699747
Suck on a battery and you'd probably have a good idea for half of them.
>Grilled Huntail smothered in Blue Cheese made from Arbok venom served with deep-fried, crispy Kelpsy Berries on the side
Buneary.
Stewed.
Or better yet it's retarded cousin, the one with hand-ears.
>>25699865
>Cheese made from Arbok venom
I-I'm pretty sure that's not how cheese is made, Anon.
>>25699894
He meant to say Blue Cheese made from Tauros milk.
>>25699608
Jesus Murphy!
Krabby
As a matter of fact i always name krabbys dinner
>>25699894
Go replay the restaurants in XY. Apparently it's a thing.
Slowpoke Tail. It's so good that Team Rocket poached and sold them as luxury items.
As a bonus the Slowpoke is too oblivious to notice and will eventually grow it back. Make sure it doesn't starve in the meantime, and you could practically farm the tasty bastards..
>>25699608
>worst case ontario
Basculin looks tasty
Miltank, Tauros, Boufallant, Tepig line and Grumpig.
Everyone invited.
>>25699495
OP said eat not eat out.
>>25699608
>I mean, people eat blow fish and that can kill you like crazy.
Only if it's prepared wrong. I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure no one has ever died from it if it's prepared by a professional.
Tauros steak, fried Shellder. Breloom's mushrooms probably taste great in a stew.
A club sandwich made with Donphan, Stantler, and Camerupt meats with cheese made from Miltank milk, some lettuce and Tamato berries, topped with a sauce made using Occa berries.
I bet Lapras tastes pretty good, too.
Would you eat/serve a Scyther like you would a crab or lobster? Steamed and still in the shell.
>>25700136
Pokedex entries state that Basculin is indeed tasty. Magikarp, on the other hand, is terrible.
>>25699865
I CAME
>>25699244
SHUT IT DOWN
Can I be eaten instead?
The basic:
Miltank, Tauros, Most fish pokemon, Torchics, Mareep.
>>25701140
Tell that to the Kalos restaurants, they serve slowpoke tail, gogoat cheese, seviper venom, and magicarp sushi
Kingler and other shellfish pokemon.
Most fish pokemon.
Tauros and Miltank.
Tepig line.
Mareep and gogoat line.
Stantler and that new gen 5 dear.
Those would be the highly popular ones. But you can probably eat any pokemon that has meat.
The only safe ones are rock and steel types but we would kill them and use them for other stuff.
>>25701297
>Steel-types
>Forretress is conveniently shaped like a bowl for your new soup
>Ferroseed probably contains a delicious nutty interior, if you can crack it. like an iron pistachio
I'd eat audino
>>25699865
That's sounds like absolute shit, stop posting.
>>25701378
He said eat, not fuck.
>>25701565
>he
Anon, you flatter me
I'm particular fond of the classic generation dishes such as Tauros stuffed Parasects and Dratini tail soup
>Groudon
Groudon lives in a perpetually cooked state, so just add salt, garlic and butter to taste. Easy reheating with the Red Orb. Carry an extinguisher.
>Kyogre
Inedible. The blubber makes great cooking oil for deep frying Kingler legs.
>Rayquaza
The meteor has ingrained itself in every inch of its body, but if you can remove the small pebbles it makes a great lean substitute for ground Miltank.
>Xerneas
They say if you consume the meat on a regular basis, you'll live longer. I doubt it. Flash fry the flanks with flakes of sundried Tamato berry and garnish with the shiny horn bits.
>Yveltal
Clip the wings and fry in Pignite lard for a crispy treat you'll want to die for!
>Zygarde
Consumption on any level will cause feelings of great power and a need for order, followed by a crippling sense of apathy.
>>25699608
The only disease in the game is Pokerus, which is beneficial for the Pokemon so its more like benign bacteria.
>>25702596
wow what a tasteless pleb
First you'll need the fruit. You could get it from the market, but since Tropius' fruit ripens twice a year its not always available so its helpful to have your own Tropius. Make sure not to bruise the fruit because you'll have to wait six months for the fruit to grow back. While Tropius uses Razor Leaf to dice the fruit, you'll need a pint of milk. You can use store bought (Moomoo is one of the best brands), but if you want it fresh you can try to milk your Miltank. Add the diced fruit to the milk, as well as a spoonful of Swirlix sugar, and about a tablespoon of Combee honey. Have your Vanilluxe chill the mixture, and have Bergmite mix the drink with Rapid Spin while maintaining its temperature.
>>25702746
This sounds gureito!
>>25699244
I want to eat a Donphan.
I'll prepare it in the Oven, with cranberry sauce.
>>25701297
>The only safe ones are rock and steel type
Oh yeah, cause I know of a lot of people who eat ghosts.
>>25699608
For fuck's sake, Ricky!
You can't cook a magnemite into a soup.
>>25702502
>Kyogre
>Inedible
Why? It's an orca, the Japanese fucking eat them all the time.
>>25702502
Do go on, Louie
>>25702993
If ghosts were real and you could eat them, wouldn't you at least try it?
>>25699608
If you split a Magnemite or Geodude in half, what do you think comes out?
Does Magnemite spill battery acid? Is Geodude just a geode, or can you make a stone bleed?
Diggersby. I want to try rabbit, and hate those fucking things.
>>25703607
Anon, you might need to book yourself an appointment with a therapist
>>25699244
happiny.
Eating even one bite will bring a smile to anyone.
>>25702746
I know where to find a fruit. I'm replying to one right now.
>>25699608
>do Pokemon get sick ?
