ITT Pokemon that you'd shit your pants if you encountered them irl.
Just imagine this fucker coming right at you. What would you even do?
>>25697301
Lie down and accept that death has arrived.
>>25697301
This fucker, coming out from some portal, I'd shit myself.
>Wake up at 3:00 A.M
>Shiny grin at the corner of your eye.
>See this thing looking at you just to dissapear in some sort of portal on the wall.
>Feel observed and hear faint laughs all night
Cute ones, just due to the sheer surprise, like getting attacked by a feral cat but much worse.
>>25697341
>Lurking in the shadowy corners of rooms, it awaits chances to steal its prey’s life force.
Fucking nope.
It's Mega Pinsir, so that means it must have a trainer. Unless it's a team boss or admin, the Pinsir should know not to actually hurt anyone.
>>25697398
Don't be a faggot senpai.
>>25697301
I shit my pants when I saw it in type wild
>>25697513
megas going beserk is a thing that happens sometimes. If you saw it alone I'd say you're screwed
>Go diving
>See this coming straight at you
>>25697579
Would probably do nothing to you.
>>25697579
>seeing anything in the immobilising water
>>25697301
throw some rocks
I'd beat the shit out of charizard
it's a fucking manlet and stands 5 feet tall
>>25697301
Metagross. It's a massive fucking robot that could crush me in one swift move. Alternatively I could befriend it.
>>25697513
>yfw a subplot in SuMo involves megas going rogue
>>25697667
Say that again
Pretty much any of them. Pokemon are terrifying, especially picturing them with realistic fur/fangs/skin whatever. But if I've gotta give a more definitive answer, Rapidash or any other horse-like pokemon, only because I'm terrified of horses IRL.
It's one of my favourite Pokemon, but just imagine.
>You're taking a walk through the woods
>The bushes begin to rustle and out comes a giant Scolipede, eyes set on you
>You run, but the Scolipede is faster
Just imagine the slow death as it poisons you. Possibly begins to eat you alive already as you're dying.
>>25698331
>Pretty much any of them
yeah, which is why we can't step into tall grass even if they were level 2 pidgey
>>25698414
I immediately run and desperately try to hide my shekels.
>Living in a world where there are hives of three foot tall wasps.
Jesus Christ.
>>25697301
Throw a rock at it.
I'd never go swimming again.
>>25698472
>living in a world where you can't even throw out your kids' old toys for fear that they'll develop a grudge, come to life & start sticking pins in themselves
>>25697667
I don't see you breathing fire or flying around carrying shit above your weight, you insecure lank.
>>25697301
Throw Macca until I befriend it.
>>25697301
Mega or not, look at this fucker. If I survived the attack I'd assume that it's missing a body and putting it back together will screw that side of the country.
>just being afraid of the intimidating ones
>Aw, aren't you cute? What's that? You want me to follow you. Sure, little dude.
To be fair, I'd shit my pants if I encountered a bog standard real-world hippo too.
>>25699535
Real life Hippos are f*cking monsters. I think they're on the top list of animals that kill the most people.
>>25699559
They're up there. Highly territorial and those huge teeth aren't just for show.
>>25697301
I'd shit your pants if I encountered any Pokemon irl because they're not real
>>25699559
So are mosquitoes, but I don't run in fear of them.
>>25699559
>f*cking
>>25698472
I came here to say
>Inb4 beedrill
You beat me.
>>25699587
This is a christian board
>>25699586
You would if you lived on Brazil right now. I think USA depleted these test mosquitoes there to see if it could combat aedes aegypti (I believe), but that backfired like hell.
I may be wrong about a thing or two, but i'm pretty sure that at least part of that country is now on fire because of that.
I don't want to get shanked.
>>25698472
Not to mention if one of the wild 3 foot wasp manages to mega, it becomes a 4 foot wasp with 5 stingers.
>>25698472
doesn't help that in the anime they're portrayed as being dicks that'll fuck you up over the smallest thing.
>>25697301
Even if only based on the more credible pokedex entries, Pokemon are absolute monsters.
"This Pokémon is terrifically strong in order to constrict things with its body. It can even flatten steel oil drums. Once Arbok wraps its body around its foe, escaping its crunching embrace is impossible."
"It clenches opponents with its left arm and finishes them off with foul-smelling poison gas belched from its mouth."
"It has the power in its clawed arms to make scrap of a car.It takes great pride in its strength. Even though it can tear foes apart, it finishes them off with powerful poison."
"It grips prey with its powerful pincers and will not let go until the prey is torn in half."
"It prefers to battle by biting apart foes' heads instantly while flying by at high speed.This six-legged Pokémon is easily capable of transporting an adult in flight."
This is a world where could be hiking and the woods and suddenly carried off by a giant dragonfly, never to be seen alive again.
>>25698472
>already hate wasps but at least i can kill them with a swatter
>now there's one that's the size of a small child with lances for stingers
>if they really wanted to get to you destroying your windows wouldn't be a problem
This motherfucker can fly and run at the speed of a car.
If you piss it off, you better hope there is a car around.
>>25699885
Don't sell real life nature short. I'd still rather bump into an Ursaring or Beartic than a for real life Grizzly or Polar bear
>>25697579
I'd take off my swimming pants and fuck her right in the pussy
>>25699931
Fuck man, if I saw a 4 and a 1/2 ft raptor running at me at the speed of a car, I'd probably just give up at that point.
>>25700379
Legends don't have genders, Anon
>>25700424
>Heatran
>Latios
>Latias
>Cresselia
>>25699587
you know what? I wouldn't want to run into one of those. Seeing would guarantee more are around and a beating of a lifetime. also Cacturne
>>25700467
My bad, Lugia has no gender.
>>25700475
That's why you avoid the bad part of town.
Hey /vp/, i need some suggestions on my Delphox. It's nature is Quirky, and I feel it has great Spt. Attack, and Speed. I have a Timid Braxien which I heard was better for speed but I'm unsure if I should switch since I feel these stats are good.
>>25700698
Shit, I was planning to make this it's own post, and not a reply. I'm embarrassed
>>25700698
>6iv
>quirky
>male
Fuck off back to whatever shithole you came from.
>>25700475
Yeah. I already avoid black people as much as possible now.
>meet this qt
>"h...hey meloetta. I... uh.. I think your music sounds good"
>starts laughing at me
>uses relic song
>pirouette form
>close combat
>close
>spaghetti everywhere
>>25697579
>go out for a relaxing time fishing
>look down into the murky water and see a giant shadow get bigger and bigger
I'm not sure which I'd more more terrified of in the wild: A Scyther or a Scizor.
>>25702220
One has pinching claws for hands, the other has scythes. I'd say Scyther would be worse
>>25700698
>>25700722
>tfw i have a 6IV timid female phox
It's hotter than the fucking sun
>>25702343
>someone sends out their magcargo next to you
>even if it doesn't just flat out immolate the area, you're in the hospital with severe burns
>>25697517
Yeah cause theres nothing scary about fire breathing puppies or earth bending antlions.
this savage fucker
just imagine this disgusting creature puking blood on you, then you slowly dying as a result of the multiple blood borne diseases, your last thoughts being of its dead, soulless eyes
>>25702964
forgot the picture because i'm an idiot
>temper of a bull
>strength of a gorilla
>knows advanced fighting techniques
Yeah fuck that.
>>25699623
Yeah, attempts to combat the "zika" virus are big on the news here right now. I'm pretty much the only person in my neighborhood who hasn't gotten dengue fever at any point, but it's really not a big deal of a disease if you start treatment early. Afaik zika isn't a big deal either.
>>25698279
>crawling with its four arms
Man that's creepy
