>Poffin = Pokemon + Muffin
>>25695690
>Squirrel + Turtle = Squirtle
Sea + Eel = Seel
>>25695693
It's Squirt and Turtle, you faggot.
>Lucario = Sex + Slave
>Pokemon Amie = Pokemon + Mon Amie (My Friend in French)
>>25695711
Next you're gonna tell me Bulbasaur isn't Lightbulb Dinosaur.
>Charmander = Charm + Alexander
>burMY
>worMADAM
>motHIM
>Weedle = Weed + Needle
>>25695899
Disgusting, Weedle should be banned. I had a brother that died from Marijuanas Cigarette Injections.
>>25695911
Ikr?
>>25695911
>one nigger died
>ban it everywhere
I know you were joking but fuck you nevertheless.
>>25695937
Marijuanas kills 10/10 people every day. It is a very dangerous DRUG.
>>25695690
>Snorlax
>Snow + lax
>snow?
>lax = salmon in swedish
What did they mean by this?
>>25695711
>>25695811
>>25695911
>>25695899
>>25695977
>>25695966
>make it double!
Thos clever fuckers....
>>25695966
A LIKELY story
>>25696016
It's the most likely thing ever. You don't want to hit those cigarettes and/or inject them, you'll OD in a matter of seconds.
>>25695937
How stupid are you
>>25696073
Less than you
>>25696066
But you DO want it cause it creates fun and carefree
>>25696171
No, it causes death and sadness.
>Rapidash
>Rapid + Dash
>but ALSO Rapid + Ash
BOOM
>>25695911
>>25695966
>>25696066
>>25696177
>all these dubs
It's time to accept that weed is evil.
>>25695757
Note that "amie" is the feminine form (masculine is "ami")
It's just aHop,Skip, and aJump.
Koffing Coughing
Weezing Sneezing
>>25699503
> Weezing Wheezing
>>25695690
>Pokedex = Pokemon + Spandex
>>25699526
Lmao what the fucks wheezing?
By your logic
Kangaskhan Kanging
Nice troll
>>25699632
Wheezing is a high-pitched whistling sound made while breathing. Most commonly wheezing occurs during breathing out (expiration), but it can sometimes be related to breathing in (inspiration).
>>25695690
Green + Ninja = Greninja
he even is not green
>>25699715
TDIL 'grenouille' is French for 'ninja'
>>25699661
Heres your (You)
>>25695711
Squirrel + Squirt + Turtle
>>25695977
>sweden is cold
>snow is cold
>sweden has salmon
>sweden have a word for salmon
and then a pokemon is born
>>25695690
This thread just made me realize "Poffin" is not a real english word. All this time I thought it just meant "Muffin".
Pokemon=Pocket+Money
>>25695690
>Scepter + Reptile = Sceptile
>>25695705
Seal = Seel
>>25706242
>"GeneratorShipping is the belief that Misty and Pikachu belong in a romantic relationship. The name comes from the concept of a hydroelectric generator that uses water to create electricity."
>— http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shipping:GeneratorShipping
thanksbulbapedia.tumblr.com
>>25695690
Pidgey: "pigeon" + "edgy"
>>25701715
wait. this one could actually work.
i have pocket money. therefore pokemon is real
>>25695690
Bell+Opossum = Bellossom
>>25697127
>literally same order
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE
>>25699503
Koffing = coffin because smoking kills
Probopass = probe + OP's ass
>>25699526
This begs the question why Wheezing never got an evolution...
>Chokking
Choking + King, since all the early mons had names ending in -king
Dragonair = drag + on + air
Because if it could fly, its body shape would generate very little drag, unlike its evo.
>>25695757
Jamais fait gaffe.
>>25708348
Kek
>>25708400
Dragonair = Dragon + debonair
>>25708324
But at the same time:
>Koffing = coffee
>has smoke and is steamy and shit and says "coffee!"
They really went all out with him!
>>25709427
Coffee and cigarettes. Just like mom!
>>25695977
Snor(e)+(re)lax?
>>25711738
Are you fucking stupid?
