Who's the first pokémon you fapped to, /vp/?
Hard mode:no Gardevoir, pick the second in that case
>>25695517Miltank
I think it was a Hypno fucking Sabrina or something like that.
>>25695517
Machoke
First?... Maybe Sceptile because my first Pokemon its Female Treecko in Pokemon Ruby... ahhhhhh... remember 2005 :_C
>>25695517
Nidoking x zangoose
I accidentally found the flash
Audino.
I love plump qts.
How am I supposed to remember?
>>25695517
In my case, it's two at once. Sylveon and Hydreigon, while self-inserting as the_Sylveon
>>25695517Miltank, then Blissey
>>25695680
That's the image I was think of, although I wasn't sure if it was my first Pokemon fap. It might have been this one.
Either way, I only really fap to Pokemon porn if the girl is the main focus.
Scolipede. Still wondering how I found it on first place.
>>25695517none, faggot
How do you people remember this shit? What I've wanked to is just a blur for me past the last few days, let alone years ago.Oldest I can remember is that zubat anthro bangs, or tentacruel fucking misty if that counts
Ducklet
i had a crush on mewtwo as a kid
>>25695795
Girl or faglord?
>>25695826
Faglord
>>25695843
Ewww
The idea that a kid can be gay disgusts me to no end
Lugia
>>25695517
Blaziken
Does that really old one of Misty humping Starmie count?
Probably blaziken or zoroark.
I don't remember. Probably Gardevoir or Mawile.
>>25695517
All I remember is that it was around 10 years ago, but I can't pinpoint the very first one. Probably was either Eevee (or one if its evos) or Lopunny, I'm not too sure. Maybe even Lugia or Latias. At least these all were definitely among my first.
>>25695767
That zubat anthro is something else
>>25695517
Garchomp
>>25696053
GARchomp
>>25696040
>want to call you underage
>realize DP was 10 years ago
>>25695517
Fuck...Dragonair I thinkor maybe mew
I can tell you the order of pokegirls I fapped to
May -> Dawn -> Misty
Blaziken.
>>25696067
I didn't get stable internet until I was like 20, that's when I started looking up all the exotic porn and rule 34. Plus I only got into Pokémon around Gen 3. But yeah, feels like I missed a lot.
>>25695795
Reminds me of this.
>>25695851
/pol/ pls, this is a peaceful thread.
>>25695517
What was this 1999?
>>25695558
Bro
>>25695795
Were you jelly of Ash in Mewtwo Returns?
tentacruel. i have a thing for tentacle porn.
Some shitty eevee anthro. I'm way past that phase.
Lucario. I used to be a furfag.
Lopunny. Oddly enough, I'm not generally into furshit, but that rabbit just scratched an itch I didn't realize I had.
>>25695517
I have no idea because it was a while back. I also normally don't fap to them unless they really tap into mypregnancyfetish, as I normally fap to Pokégirls.
>>25695517
Charmander getting tickle tortured.
>>25696403
Furry is okay as long as you keep it heterosexual
>>25696110
>thinking gays are retarded makes you a /pol/cuck
Nah, everyone who's not gay secretly thinks all gays are autist retards, but some are more soft than others and hide that thought to be nice.
Zangoose was the first, I remember it pretty distinctly.
After that... fuck. Too many. Probably anthro Espeon boys and then the rest of the furfaggy shit.
Never liked full feral though.
>>25696479
Okay that's fucking disgusting. Plus it has to be a feminine Pokémon at the very least.
I managed to resist until Meloetta.
Those fuckers found my weakness and exploited it.
>>25696469
That is pure conjecture, and trying to project your personal opinion as fact makes you the autist retard.
Some poorly drawn smut of Pikachu fucking Misty back in the pioneer days of Internet porn
>>25696498
Boogie made it hard not to fap to it
When did /vp/ get so lax about telling furfags to fuck off? And don't tell me it was always the case, I remember when the board was new.
>>25696506
What the fuck anon
>>25696523
Its when people started not caring because it wasn't worth their time trying to control what other people find sexually arousing.
an anthropomorphized dusclops.
i didn't even realize it was a pokemon. i thought it was soome kind of mummy.
>tfw first fap was to a fic of a Typhlosiongetting raped by dittos
>>25696523
when /vp/ stopped wanting to waste time arguing the difference between furries and pokephiles.
>>25696511
Based boogie.
>>25696585
Furries think they're animals and pokephiles fap to pokemon
>>25696599
yes, tell that to >>25696523
who somehow thinks his question is relevant ITT.
>>25696525
It was like 1999. You wouldn't understand.
>>25696599
SO they only masturbate to Pokemon? Not Digimon? Or Final Fantasy monsters? Or random artwork involving fictional creatures?
>>25696523
>implying pokégirl pedophiles are any better
Poképhiles are necessary to keep the balance.
>>25696599
Being a "Furry" is such a vague thing, at least on popular knowledge. I only really consider furries people who are active in the community, have a fursona and go to nearby conventions (if possible). I actively fap to furry art and I'm far from considering myself a furry.
>>25696725
>I actively fap to furry art and I'm far from considering myself a furry.
This.
I fap to everything. Furry porn is part of everything. So I'll fap to it.
Omnifapper master race.
>>25695517
A couple of years ago. I tried my best to leave Pokemon out of my fetishes, but one day a Dragonair picture defeated me.
Then /vp/ came.
>>25695517
Gardevoir but since you ask for the second.
Lopunny
>>25696812
Vorefag?
>>25695517
I got internet in 1998, and somehow very young me found porn of pokemon. I don't remember what it was of though.
The first pokemon I actually jacked off to was actually swampert. I found a fanfic online, and up until that point the idea kinda disgusted me.
>>25696767
'Everything' is a broad sense anon.
Have you fapped to drainage city?
>>25696767
>>25696725
You guys aren't furries obvs.
But just because you don't recognise yourself as something doesn't mean it's not true.
>>25696870
well yeah, but in this case I know what being a furry would entail and I don't really deal with the culture, fandom, or any of their other bullshit
they just got some good porn that I've saved
>>25696866
anon pls let's not sperg too hard over this
>>25695517
Well Gardevoir.
The second was lopunny. Some assjob gif I found.
I'm generally not into that stuff, but I might do Braixen at some point.
meloettas ass
>>25695517
that SurfingCharizard flash with Bayleef.
>>25695517
That picture of Ash and Pikachu walking in on Misty changing.
But my first Pokemon was probably Zangoose X Nidoking...I know you remember it too
Narse's Charizard is still a good fap
Probably something by Marianofox.
Fuck that's a name I haven't heard in forever.
>>25696576
link?
>>25696851________yes
>>25695517Houndoom.
>>25697893
>That picture of Ash and Pikachu walking in on Misty changing.
I can see it in my mind's eye
>>25696339
In particular
>>25695517
Jynx until they turned her skin purple.
>>25698371
I think the purple can be cute too
>>25695558
Are... are you me?
>>25695795
http://www.ebay.com/itm/inflatable-mewtwo-/272185369183?hash=item3f5f83225f:g:6EUAAOSwBnVW9B7K
You can now live your fantasy!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2azk9n_sfm-eeveepootions_na
This video.
Anthro Whimsicott because delicious brown. I do not fap to Pokemon themselves.
vulpix
>>25698504
just fuck me up senpai, we ain't ever gonna make it
Hmmm, aaarrghh...
I really don't know, does vore count?
>>25698764
Why wouldn't it?
>>25698505
>that poofy pure white hair
>delicious brown
>happy as fuck
human/anthro whimsi a top waifu
>>25695517
>no gardevoir
Pic Related then
Other favourites are Lopunny,Smugleaf, Braixen, Sylveon
The whole Eevee line is GOAT to be honest
>>25695746
>>25698504
it's been over a decade, i have no idea
it was probably gardevoir but maybe it was zangoose or absol
>>25698781
Probably Arbok then, unlikely to be the VERY FIRST though. Not my favourite now by any means either.
Well, I used to have a thing for Misty X Tentacruel tentacle porn, but that was more about liking to see Misty full of tentacles.
Meditite and Medicham, oddly enough, were the first actual pokemon I was attracted to.
It was Glaceon. I was browsing an eeveelution thread that turned lewd.
>>25698854
Absolutely glorious taste anon, despite Gardevoir but I don't really blame you since it was your first fap.Wanna yiff? :3
>>25699107
I most certainly do not
an anthro dragonair girl
>>25699107
Keep up the good work, my love~!
My first pokefap was pic related.
>>25699138
Lucario just seems so fuckable.
My first was in '03. I've been resisting for a while until I found something with Zoroark on Lucario
Typhlosion x Tyranatuar flash. You know the one.
>>25699155
Wow rude.
>>25699185
Thanks love. <3
Just doing my best for my beloved board!
>>25695517
It was definitely a trap Gardevoir.
What the fuck is wrong with you kids
an usul
It was a comic with a Luxray and Floatzel eating by a river
>>25699289
Was it a Jap comic?
>>25695517
Nidoking
I remember because I was freaking the fuck out about his Jacob's ladder piercings on his dick but at the same time I was drooling over his huge meat.
I'm sure you can find it on e621, he has like a pecha berry in his mouth and a bbc.
>>25699282
>hasn't fapped to a pokemon
silly normies
>>25699300
The version I found was in English but I don't remember which direction it read.
>>25699185
I love this artist. Wish she didn't draw cone dicks though. They just look shitty to me.
It was one of the eeveelutions, I don't remember which.
I think it was a comic of espeon getting banged by an umbreon.
That was the day I realised I was a closet furfag
>>25699311
I seriously want you all to die
>>25699318
>>25699289
Yeah, I still have it saved. Cute comic.
>>25695517
probably gardivor. then eeveeloutions.
>>25699339
Sure it's mutual, anon
Go back to your poorly acted pornos
>>25699339
too long ago to remember but probably Latias
This thread is gross and makes me embarrassed to be a part of this community
>>25699464
Then leave
>>25699464
it would be Nidoking i guess
>>25695517
Dawn
>>25699557
Love Dawn too, she's such a sexy pokemon!
>>25699528
this one to be precise
>>25695517
>no Gardevoir
Probably one of the Eeveelutions then.
>>25695517
I think my first was the pic of ekans slithering out of jessie. Or the one with misty getting raped by all those bugs
Good ol limewire.
I don't remember but something tells me it was one of the original pink cutemon... weird, since that had to have been in a time before I accepted my attraction to chubby girls.
Fuck if I remember. That was a long time ago, and I've done it frequently enough that I don't remember which was the first.
Lucario, I guess? It's been 7 years, could have been Blaziken as well.
>>25695517
>>25696511
On the contrary for me, Boogie made it hard to fap to.
>>25698854
>The whole Eevee line is GOAT
I like you.
>>25695517
Meloetta as my second
Serperior as my third
>>25698156
Is it the one involving Jasmine?
>>25696498
This.
I have a fetish for smooth legs.And serpentine bodiesBoth of those separate of course
>>25695517
Sawk
>>25696592
What'd he do?
>>25695517
Ninetales. This sexy beast had my dick confused since I was 10, jacked off to her about 2 years ago and now I'm into bestiality. Thanks Nintendo!
>>25695517
I had a lucid erotic dream that Suicune fucked me.
>>25700237
Deets.
Fuck off furries.
Also it was weavile.
>>25700353
>not sneasel
Fuck off kid
>>25695517
You ask a difficult question, Anon.
But to answer it, it was Nidoqueen. ...The one in the N1ntenD'oh flash.
>>25695517
Chesnaught.
>>25696812
>>25698117Mah nigga.
>>25695517
Hard Mode: Probably Lopunny, my memory doesn't work well that far back.
>>25700201
I think he painted that nice picture
>>25695517
Never fapped to a Pokemon
>>25695640
This is probably my first case but my favorite's been Flareon for a long time now
>>25699464
>community
>>25700724
Lies and slander.
>>25700560
But that Nidoqueen was ugly.
>>25696576
>Jerking to a fic of a trainer fucking fucking their Typhlosion
>Half way through "Typhlosion nuzzled my cock"
>Realize it was a gay fic
>Never jerk it to fics again
>>25700945
Try telling 11 year old me that.
Now I'm of more refined tastes... ...Which means I have no standards left and can fantasize about practically any pokémon by now.Though, even now, Nidoqueen remains hot as hell.
>>25695517
I don't apologize.
>>25698504
i have so many questions
Hypno/Drowzee, almost certainly. My mind control fetish lets me remember and narrow it down.
>>25700987
original nidoqueen a thicc cutie.
My first pokefap was probably back in the frontier days before it became a regular thing, so I don't remember. It was probably Lucario or something. I think Weavile was my first pokephile crush.
>>25696467
straight furries are usually more autistic than gay furries
It was about 5 years ago, to Garchomp, but I can't pretty much say I "fapped" to him..more like.He fucked me and my whole team
>>25700987
>>25701013
Needs more spine, needs moar neck,needs more boobs.
Face looks good, tho.
>>25698309
The image has stuck with me ever since
>>25701092
Nice attempt at get banned yourself, my friend.
See you in a week.
>>25701092
Gay
>>25701092
General rule 7. "Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed."
You dun-goofed.
>>25701092
okay senpai
>>25701070
>>25701187
Er... Where was I...
>>25701013
Get someone on re-drawing that shit.
I'm not the only one who fapped to this right?
>fapping to pokemon
Yiff in hell, furfags. You're scum.
>>25701338
This is hell. Welcome, anon.
>>25701338
ah yes I too love stale decade-old Something Awful memes!
>>25700979
I have great difficulty imaging anyone nuzzling a cock
>>25701434
>hating furries is a meme
>a stale meme
>that came from sa
>furry revisionism
Furries are clearly as stupid as they are degenerate. Go fuck your dog or whatever it is you people do in your spare time.
>>25701434
Do you actually believe furry hate is all a meme and not based off anything real?
>>25701674
>>25701709
yiff in hell is literally a SA meme
>>25701709
It is actually based on them invading threads, ironically
>>25701674
>>25701709
Not him, but the phrase "yiff in hell furfags" is most definitely just memespouting.
>>25701721
No, its a phrase used to tell furries to fuck off. If you want to believe people hate you as some meme and not because of your obnoxiousness, more power to you tism-kun
>>25701737
>it's not a meme because it's used to tell people to fuck off!
what's next, are you going to say "tits or gtfo" isn't a meme either?
>>25701721
I suppose all common sayings that convey meaning are memes.
>>25701799
Common and meme are pretty similar words. The point is it's obnoxious.
>>25701799
>driving down highway
>motorcycle cuts in front
>suddenly breaks, gets hit
>go out to see if he's ok
>he smiles, says "looks like I got out by the skin of my teeth"
>get back in car
>run over the scum repeatedly
FUCKING MEMESPOUTER REEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
that zangoose nidoking flash...
>>25701900the secret parts
>>25701869
Is it obnoxious because it's "common" or because it hurts your furfag feelings?
>>25701970
You talking about furfags is obnoxious.
>>25695517
Mawile.
>>25701992
Funny, I find furfags talking about their disgusting fetish on a website that specifically forbids it incredibly obnoxious, myself. Funny how that works.
>>25701338
Simply epic. You'll defenitely get some cool 4chan points for that clever remark!
>>25701900
same
Raichu
Thanks /tr/
>>25701737
>he actually says it unironically
>>25702302
>>25702302
You're a bad man.
![Pocket_Monsters_-_209_-_JL091_-_Seibo_Mirutanku!_Sabaku_no_himitsu![AFBC58AB]_1_1.webm](https://i.imgur.com/qBxi4BA.jpg "Pocket_Monsters_-_209_-_JL091_-_Seibo_Mirutanku!_Sabaku_no_himitsu![AFBC58AB]_1_1.webm")
>>25695558
You sick bastards.
>>25695517
Lopunny, and ONLY Lopunny. It's not even a furfag thing its just a bunny thing. I blame Space Jam for my illness
My first Pokegirl fap was Cynthia, but I can't remember the first Pokemon fap. I spent a lot of time onAGNPHback in the day so it's hard to recall.
>>25702269
You're welcome~
Chu~
>>25695517
This furball.His paws are so cute!
>>25695517
Sigilyph
>>25702487
shocky pls
>>25702562
I miss Shocky and the strange feelings he gave me
>>25700990
Jiggs was definitely my first poke waifu. I thought it was the cutest thing ever.also the start of my shameful attraction to other pink blobs like Lady Bow and Goombella
>>25702787That's not shameful. It's the preference of a true Patrician
>>25695581
>Sceptile
OhMaiBoy!
>>25702510
>he?
It.
>>25702787
>pink blobs
>Lady Bow
>pink
Woops, I meant "cutsey" blobs.
>>25701338
>furfags
>reptile, bird are owls and fish are fur
>not r34fags
Cmon Anon, try harded
>Since 2014
>>25702912
He, in my case.
Grovyle, actually.
very nice bubblegum vaj
>>25702525
Do sigilyph lewds even exist?? not counting anthro
>>25703020
It. Lucario species are near extinction.
>>25703057
I'll check.
The results: Not that I could find.
>>25703057
You see appendage wings.
I see possibilities.
>>25703115
>>25695517
Braixen around the beginning of X/Y.
It's fucking /vp/'s fault too.
>>25703112
How so?
>>25695517
ITT: degenerates.
Get a life, it's never too late. Do it for your family. Please
>>25703183
what pic did the deed?
This adorable fucker.
A PikachuxJolteon fic.
>>25703253
This is it.http://imgur.com/ppIk9C5
Seems pretty vanilla to me 2 years later, but I was fucking rock hard back then.
>>25701324
Sauce pls
>>25703419
oh, i love that one. Looking back, it's sorta cute-looking.
>>25695746
my nigga
This one.
Thishttp://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1545207
>>25695517
It might just be me, but I always saw Mawile as more of a short asian lady than a loli. Not that I have a problem with that.
I've seen plenty of lewd pokemon pics, but the only time I ever actually came to them was a really lewd Beedrill thread. Now I kinda have a thing for anthropomorphic bugs.
>>25703579
neat
>>25703579
I admit I kind of have a thing for degeneration, and that looks a lot like Whitney convincing Gold to fuck a cow, using the lure of her more conventionally attractive body to get him hard.
Good stuff.
>>25703194
Lack of female = extinction.
>>25703579
The side mouth and the bizarre spacing on Whitney's eyes is a bit offputting
>>25703579
I never knew I wanted to fuck a miltank
>Most posts
>degenerate
>>25696469
Im a fag and I think streight people can be autistic. When they are they fucking go all the way.
>>25703779
Low population maybe. But there are enough around.
And that way there are many of those luscious male lucarios to go around...
>>25695517
I've never fapped at all, let alone to Pokemon.
>>25703946
I know.
>>25703972
>>25703972
are you a grill, or do you have some crazy disorder?
>>25704025
Nope and nope.
>>25703972
same here actually. just don't find it arousing at all
>>25695517
