>"So, you like Blaziken? Does that mean you like COCK? kek"
>>25686192
>"Oh you like Lucario/Braixen/Lopunny?" GTFO FURFAG
>>25686224
But anon, Braixen's dex entry is literally about it being furrier than even indian elephants
>You like ( any reptile pokemon )? GTFO Vorefag!
>they're making Ice cream and garbage bag Pokemon now? Lel Game Freak ran out of ideas
>"I like Blaziken"
>When will X get a remake?
Bonus points if they want FR/LG/HG/SS remakes
>Gamefreak is lazy
>>25686192
Who the fuck says that?
>>25686192
>tfw you actually like blaziken and cock
>>25686373
>implying they aren't
>>25686192
>"U don't like the roster? U're just jealous you're shitmon didn't make it in xD"
>"Sun is better, Moonfags GTFO"
>"Moon is better, Sunfags GTFO"
>No box legendaries, version exclusives or minor changes per version has been revealed. Just the logos.
>>25686373
They are though
>>25686224
This
Lopunny is my favorite mon, but I can't say that shut without someone accusing me of being a furfag
Fuck me
>>25687073
There is literally no reason for Lopunny to be your favourite pokemon unless you're a furfag.
>gg hax
>They complain if you use Aegslash, Greninja etc outside of Smogon rules
>get mad at you for outpredicting them and saying you're shit
>getting ACTUALLY mad at you for not copy pasting your sets
>They get 3 full paralyzes in a row then whine when you get a crit
>crit that blatantly didn't fucking matter causes them to go full autist
There are so many more but that'll do for now
>>25686245
Anything along the lines of this is enough to make me cold cock someone and take the jail time for it if were in the same room.
>>25687272
It's the most appealing design for bunnymons.
>I want a remake of [game]!
>It's ok for ORAS to have no BF because it's not an Emerald remake!
>I'm not going to believe this very obviously true information with a reliable source because Serebii hasn't posted it yet!
>Game Freak hates Raichu
>I want [single or two stage shitmon] to get a mega instead of a regular evolution!
>You like something related to gen 1 or you hate something related to gen 6 so that must mean you're a genwunner!
>I'm automatically going to believe every leak is real because [other leak] was real!
>I"m automatically going to believe every leak is fake because [other leak] was fake!
>Just turn off the exp share if you don't like it
>IVs are a good mechanic
>Sun/Moon is gen 7
>You like Bisharp and Ageislash? Edgelord!
>Liking Dark types makes you edge
>I want remakes of a game that just got/doesn't need a remake
>gen x was shit because I didn't like a couple of the Pokemon
>If you don't nickname your Pokemon you're a Smogonfag
>you like Talonflame/Garchomp/Heatran/Rotom-W etc? Smogonfag!
>Megas were a good idea
>look on Bulbapedia
>Pokemon is only for kids and no one else
>i hate (Pokemon) purely because of it's design
>>25686192
Well does it?
>>25687359
This. I was experimenting with team building for vgc on showdown. I used uncommon stuff like umbreon and dragonite. Start getting a condescending rant for wasting their time by not having the generic mega kang/salamence, heatran, crescellia, smeargle stuff you see everywhere. Tell them they should have no trouble winning then. Anyway I beat them and they go full autism. School yard level cussing and name calling.
>stoner grass types
>did you see this pokemon video on facebook it's so fucking funny!!!!
>the original (not 150/151) don't count
>i've been thinking about drawing an epic pokemon webcomic
>i want to become a poketuber
>they don't show us enough content before the games come out
>i can design better pokemon than gamefreak lmbo
I've heard all of this from one person
>>25686436
When people don't realize that this is banter
>>25687272
>I cannot comprehend why you may like something outside of my retarded biased assumptions
>>25687359
>>25687772
You're trying to play a children's game competitively. Surprise, surprise you're gonna run into a lot of children.
>"SM is gen 6/6.5"
>>25688093
Explain what makes Lopunny your favourite Pokemon then?
>Likes Pikachu, Charizard, Mewtwo, Gengar
>"fucking faggot genwunner *posts the problem with gen 1* EGGS AND MAGNETS EGGS AND MAGNETS"
>...likes modern pokemon too but now resents newfags
>>25689955
Not that person, but I will say that nothing anybody says will knock out out of your horribly limited views. Your mind is already made up.
I could say that a reason is that someone's favorite animal is rabbits, or that they think Lopunny is honestly cute. I could say they simply like the design and aesthetics without feeling any sort of attraction towards the Pokemon at all.
However, you will likely still not understand this at all, and would likely not understand the concept at all.
There are 721 Pokemon (Well, 722 counting Magearna) that exist, and it is highly likely that every one of them is at least someone's favorite.
If you cannot understand the simple concept of a person simply going 'Hey, I really like this Pokemon because I think it is cute, neat, or whatever else and not because I want to fuck it', then you are part of the problem that plagues the Pokemon fandom.
>>25686245
fucking this
>>25686245
Except most people saying this would say "Nintendo" instead of "Game Freak" because they haven't played any of the games since 2001.
>Vanilluxe, Amoongus, Klinklang and Garbodor are stupid? Well they're kind of like Exeggcute, Voltorb, Magnemite and Muk but not really, so haha can't argue against that one. They're badly designed in comparison and I didn't even pick bad looking Gen 1 pokemon to rail on? Haha no look they're like those pokemon so shut up.
>>25691590
>Pretending we would still like designs like Voltorb and Magmemite if they were introduced today
>>25690077
>nothing anybody says will knock out out of your horribly limited views
>However, you will likely still not understand this at all, and would likely not understand the concept at all.
16 year old who just got into arguing detected. The guy just said he didn't understand something, maybe he could've gotten a reason instead of a lecture from an underaged idiot who wanted to stand on a soapbox for some reason. Also, "fandom"? Stop using that word or kill yourself.
>>25691590
>Objects pokemon
>Object pokemon
>these 2 things are different somehow.
>>25691620
>ad hominem: The Post: The Movie: The Novelization: The game: HD Turbo Edition & Knuckles
>>25691602
Magnemite looks fine and Voltorb looks like a pokeball. It's a mimic. Amoongus doesn't look like a pokeball at all, but it's supposed to be a mimic just like Voltorb. Voltorb also explodes, while Amoongus uses mega drain or some shit.
>>25691622
>These pokemon are similar conceptually
>They are identical in every way
>>25691697
>while Amoongus uses mega drain or some shit.
>genwunners are this ignorant about new gens and yet still see fit to act like a bunch of know-it-alls
>>25686416
>>25686457
They're not lazy, just incompetent. There's a difference.
>>25691687
Don't worry, I was attacking you personally because you sound like a huge fag
>There is literally no reason for Lopunny to be your favourite pokemon unless you're a furfag.
>Explain what makes Lopunny your favourite Pokemon then?
>You are a horrible bigot fuck you fuck you fuck you, I could explain just like you asked but no, you simply wouldn't understand. I love sucking cocks.
>>25691733
>I was attacking you personally because you sound like a huge fag
You see the (35) next to the "Anonymous" in my posts? Yeah, that means I'm not the same person, Redditron.
>>You are a horrible bigot fuck you fuck you fuck you, I could explain just like you asked but no, you simply wouldn't understand. I love sucking cocks.
He gave multiple possible reasons. Learn to read, fagmaster.
>>25691620
>Also, "fandom"? Stop using that word or kill yourself.
Which fandom hurt you?
>>25691763
>You see the (35) next to the "Anonymous" in my posts?
No, because I keep posts/images/IPs/page in the bottom right of my screen.
>He gave multiple possible reasons. Learn to read, fagmaster.
He gave multiple reasons when he wasn't the guy being asked and three extra paragraphs on a soap box calling the anon an idiot for asking for a simple reason. The anon wasn't even being antagonistic.
>>25691804
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/co/
Back you go
>black/red Pokémon is edgy
>large, tough looking Pokémon (eg Aggron) is edgy
>Dark/Ghost/Fire type is edgy
>Silver is edgy
>>25691826
>He gave multiple reasons when he wasn't the guy being asked and three extra paragraphs on a soap box calling the anon an idiot for asking for a simple reason.
There was no mention of mental capabilities in his post. Though quite frankly, if you post something like "HURR LE DERP U ONLY LIEK THING CUZ U WANNA STICK UR PEEPEE IN IT FURFAG", then there is a serious problem.
>The anon wasn't even being antagonistic.
You're telling me THIS POST RIGHT HERE >>25687272 wasn't antagonistic? kekekek okay, m8.
Okay.
>>25691879
Yes, that's what I'm saying. Nice formatting, fag.
>>25691902
Yes, not antagonistic, exactly. Kill yourself.
>>25686192
Cock lover detected.
>>25691906
>>25691917
Call someone IRL a rabbit fucker, and tell me what happens. Oh wait, you won't cause you'd wet yourself in fear of getting your ass beat. Fucking faggotron.
And stop samefagging, assholio
>>25691720
Underrated post
>>25686192
Well, to be honest OP, Blaziken fans tend to like cock, so they're not wrong.
>>25691697
>Pokemon should not be objects, baka
>But object pokemon have always existed
>Thats different, i like those pokemon.
theirs a difference between "I hate Trubbish because i don`t like object pokemon" and "Objects should not be pokemon, fuck gen 5 for introducing such cancer"
I don`t care if people hate object pokemon, i`m just sick of it being treated like its a recent thing.
>"Rock/ Ice / Psychic type is the worst type!"
>"Which pokemon would you like to eat?"
>"You suggested a build for a pokemon that isn't in the smogon university, therefore you must be dumb and should kill yourself"
>"reddit/tumblr/facebook/9gag/*any site to send people that don't agree with me* plz go"
>>25691720
This
>>25687523
>Megas were a bad idea
>>25692047
Ice is the worst type though.
>>25691955
If they were someone who was noticably a rabbit fucker, I wouldn't be scared, trust me.
>>25692160
Except no one in the thread was a rabbit fucker either.
Unless ur mum counts as a rabbit
>>25692032
I don't not like them because they are objects, I don't like them because I don't like their designs. Klinklang I like personally, but defending it based on Magnemite instead of its own merits is lazy and dumb. Same with the rest. I think that is reasonable, yes?
>>25692172
Well I wouldn't call someone in real life a rabbit fucker unless they noticeably fucked rabbits, would I now?
>>25692199
Yes, because it's antagonistic
Checkm8, you got rekt, don't reply to me again, get off my board
Guys like this one
>>25692228
>>25692228
a) He didn't call anyone a rabbit fucker in the first place
b) It's not on the internet, pussy
>>25692254
>Tyler the Creator
According to your logic, you're a niggerfucking homo faggot then, since you quoted a rapper.
>>25692309
You're a fucking idiot dude. Fuck off.
>>25692335
Mad niggerfucker is mad. Maybe you should go to tumblr if you want a hugbox for cockmunchers such as yourself.
>you like [buff Pokemon]? Barafag!
>>25691832
In fairness, Shiny Haxorus DOES look kinda edgy
>>25688139
This. This is what makes me angry.
We're not "trying". Things like IVs EVs, breeding, advanced battle mechanics, etc were put in the game with the intention of a metagame. We're not pulling a competitive scene out of our asses, it was meant to be there.
Every fucking casual who's too lazy to learn to git gud goes for the "you autists with your newfangled "eevee training" and your "smohgun" are preventing me from having fun!!! It's just a children's game gosh!! stop being a try hard! >:(".
>>25689955
When she came out, smaller me liked the design, that it's kinda like a Kung gu bunny (at least that's how I see it). I just liked her/him ever since. Also, I name her playboy every time, I thought I was super clever about it. If it makes you feel better, my second fave is hypno.
>>25686245
This angers me
>>25692452
A meta was intended, but Smogon literally pulled things out of their ass. Not speaking for against, but it is very clearly different from what the real games go with.
>the only good things about gen 3 were the starters, excluding the swampert line
>>25687417
I agree on all of these except the last one, you're just baiting right?
>>25692803
Who said this
>>25686245
This always bothered me.
Pic related is a literal pile of sludge from the ocean.
I also have to say the magnets, a rat, and a snake are there too.
>Jokes based on "Are you a boy or a girl?" "What was my grandson's name again?" or "It's was super effective!"
This pisses me off more than "our princess was on a different castle!" jokes.
>referes to a Pokemon as he/she
>some dickless clitless faggot replies ">he/she"
>>25692914
>zubat
>>25692927
He/she as in one or the other, or he/she as in xhe, xir, or they?
>>25687417
>>It's ok for ORAS to have no BF because it's not an Emerald remake!
FUCK THIS MAKES ME WANT TO BURN THIS FUCKING WORLD WHEN PEOPLE SAY THIS!!!
>>25692938
One or the other
>Gardevoir is great, she's so strong
>she
>Machamp is underrated, he's actually pretty good
>he
Shitposting of the highest caliber.
>>25692951
Well it used to only be
>she
Because it was a witch hunt for waifufags.
Anyone who called a pokemon she was thought to have metally locked them in as female so they can fuck them.
>He
Is just a variation.
>>25692972
Still gay though
>>25692951
>>25692972
Ah, I see. I thought we were going by in-game genders, not presumed genders all over fanart, porn, voice acting, and shit.
>>25692452
>Things like IVs EVs, breeding, advanced battle mechanics, etc were put in the game with the intention of a metagame.
Actually all of that was put in there to make every pokemon "feel unique" and because adding arbitrary stats for players to grind for the perfect one is a jrpg principle.
Also, your whole post is literally projection:the post. No one said or implied any of that crap. You're just butthurt for some reason and I really don't give a shit why.
>>25692855
>not mentioning the literal pokeball and eggs
>>25687417
Literally just turn that shit off if you don't want it, anon
>Is this leak real?
>when does corocoro come out?
Youre literally spelling yourself out as a reddit newfag
>>25691832
Only Absol and Darkrai are edgy first thing in my mind. One causes natural disasters and the other has killed people in their sleep with nightmares
>>25693129
Except it doesn't but rather predicts them and shows up where they're gonna happen as a warning most often. Absol doesn't actually fucking cause them and is good in this case.
>>25692994
>not giving a shit
>replying
>>25693077
Good point, but I thought the egg/coconut/alien cow testicles were sophisticated enough for their design and evolution. Hence, I failed to mention them.
Pokeball, I forgot existed.
>>25693129
First of all Absol doesn`t cause disasters it predicts them.
Second by your logic, Kyogre,Groudon,Thundurus and Tornadus are edgy, seeing as they cause natural disasters.
>>25693165
>reading comprehension
