Hello, and welcome to theobjectively best thread on /vp/!
Here's how it works: we start with a dude deemed "champ". He uses a team cumpiled of the first 6 Pokemon suggested to him by you - Anonymous. From there he will battle his way through ELO hell on the borderline illegal simulator Pokemon Showdown!™. After stroking and choking for a bit he will call for a new team; or, if he's gone limp, for new champ. And from there, the cycle continues!
>shitmons.ddns.net
>http://booru.showderp.com
>>25685090WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CUM ON!
>>25685142
that weedle is hella lewd, needs some mosaic censoring
bane?
new tim tam
Bulky Female Mega Blastoise with Rest Talk Scald and Dragon Tail named "Milotic-Land"
Sanic (Shaymin) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Natural Cure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 76 HP / 252 SpA / 180 Spe
Modest Nature
- Seed Flare
- Ominous Wind
- Earth Power
- Hidden Power [Rock]
Baby Arms (Hitmonlee) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Endure
- Reversal
- Poison Jab
- Knock Off
a big bane
a deal's a deal (Miltank) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 92 HP / 164 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
- Milk Drink
- Curse
- Body Slam
- Earthquake
scarf typhlosion named randbats hero
pinsir but not mega named only hug
HEEM (Gengar)
Ability: Levitate
- Hypnosis
- Dream Eater
- Hex
- Dazzling Gleam
cuck 2.5 (Sableye) @ Sticky Barb
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Toxic
- Trick
- Substitute
- Recover
ROCKS LIKE THESE
>>25685180
lewd weedle
Guys I want to watch you play pokemon.
Post links.
Citizen Smears (Smeargle) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 112 Def / 144 SpD
Impish Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Acupressure
- Circle Throw
>>25685197
Rock man, is that you?
>>25685166
sorry
>>25685222
h-hi nurusu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348774874
gonna need some sauce that goes well with OP's pic tbhfam
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348779259
>>25685222
wow nice trips lol
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348786925
all according to keikaku
server restart when
>think I'm gonna lose
>they let me set up
youfuckedup.jpg
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-348786966
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348790311
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTART WHEN
>>25685462
>mono dark+ghost
>using that epic edgy ninja avatar that only 10 year olds use
>nicknames are all fucking japanese
this isnt even a replay thread you fucking piece. get out
>>25685502Like I'm supposed to know there's a separate thread for showdown replays.
No.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348793729
iwtftb
>>25685502
Browsing /vp/ even once.
Haha faggot.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348797828
sap status: sipped
>>25685543
>spore
>spore
>spore
I was really expecting a last second DB
>>25685529
>Like I'm supposed to know there's a separate thread for showdown replays.
is this your first time on /vp/
>>25685640maybe
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348800204
absolite magmar
>>25685646
>I am a newfag, nothing can stop me
>>25685670
I've been here all summer. Forgive me for going to other boards and trying to get into a meta, next time I'll check in with you. :^)
>>25685689
take your sweet time to return
>>25685698
Return is a one-round move, idiot.
>>25685703
LOL XDXDXDXDXD
I JUST LITERALLY
PEED
MY
PANTS
JUST A LITTE THOUGH
I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ HIGH FIVES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>25685734
>>25685734
FUCK FAIRY DOG FUCK FAIRY DOG FUCK FAIRY DOG
going monotype
new team monopoison
To all the bread gloaters, I'll tell you one thing: Showderp room is, and always will be, shitposting territory. OUR territory. The mods of Showderp have formally endorsed Apt-get for room owner. We will continue to control the room quality with modchat on. So before you start talking shit and bragging about your bread's quality, I'll have you know that we're well versed in .abing brigades. Say RIP to your memes if you try anything cute. Assholes.
weedle
weedle
Primeape
Ability: Vital Spirit
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Gunk Shot
- U-turn
- Counter
- Brick Break
Physical Nidoking
meme Drapion
>>25685780
dogars
tentacruel
JuicyThickAss (Venusaur) @ Venusaurite
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Synthesis
- Giga Drain
- Leech Seed
- Toxic
pokemon with rest, sleep talk, toxic, and dragon tail
kakuna
arceus-poison or kakuna if you're a pussy
fug
>>25685780
choice specs
>>25685785
>>25685791
>>25685792
>>25685795
>>25685797
>>25685799
weedles
>>25685792
is this snips
>>25685815
yes but i forgot the name
>>25685815
its rhyperior with only dark moves
>>25685815
it's a whirlipede named meme Drapion
>>25685815
yes, but use poison sting instead of knock off
>>25685815
it is any drapion meme set on shitmons
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-348808115
EdgyMeme (Seviper) @ Life Orb
Ability: Shed Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 132 SpA / 124 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Poison Jab
- Earthquake
- Giga Drain
- Flamethrower
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-348811438
wow another zap team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-348816754
cow is now
>>25685698
Hey I was on /vg/ and I was wondering if it was okay with you if I started playing Pokkén
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-348822953
and now back to your regularly scheduled zap team
alas all good things must end
I bid thee adieu
fare thee well
until our paths meet again
so long space cowboys
i wanna champ
me now
monferno
Bill Nye (Registeel) @ Leftovers
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 216 HP / 176 Def / 116 SpD
Impish Nature
- Gravity
- Dynamic Punch
- Zap Cannon
- Iron Head
gravity gives you 30% more accuracy
balk wew
Mienshao @ Choice Band
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- High Jump Kick
- Jump Kick
- Low Kick
- U-turn
zoroark with focus sash and counter
>>25686312
funbro
>>25686312
>>25686313
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
bellydrum charizard
assault vest Kanga
>>25686317
change ironhead for rest maybe?
>>25686335
:( sorry
>>25686350
Nigga u don't understand. We gotta get that 130% chance to hit.
bellydrum Hariyama
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348829251
i am not very good at this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348832479
instant forfeit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348832680
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348837217
4 forfeits
>>25686701
4fits. It's like poetry
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348842089
>>25686785
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Showderp by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Showderp. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to Smogon, you 1300 OU son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of ironic mememon posting reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348847913
Why poképorn have the best drawn dicks? -sighs-
>>25687122
because furrys are more evolved than regular humans, and therefore have better artists
new team
i accepted a challenge from edgemaster while i build concurrently
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348847872
Affinity (Tentacruel) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 248 HP / 164 Def / 96 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Sludge Bomb / Knock Off
- Acid Bomb / Hex
- Reflect Type
Tentaruse Cruise (Tentacruel) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 232 HP / 168 Def / 108 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Acid Spray
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
Nice Momentum (Tentacruel) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpD / 8 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Acid Spray
- Scald
- Mirror Coat
- Haze
le pivot (Slowbro) @ Eject Button
Ability: Regenerator
- Slack Off
- Recycle
- Scald
- free pick
ebin cat
Hawlucha with no item
m-me
or a pokemon you've jacked off to before
if you haven't jacked it to a pokemon, specs weedle
Arbok (Seviper) @ Life Orb
Ability: Shed Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 132 SpA / 124 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Poison Jab
- Earthquake
- Giga Drain
- Flamethrower
Rock n roll
Rare Drowzee (Drowzee) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Forewarn
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Foul Play
- Thunder Wave
- Seismic Toss / Magic Coat
- Counter
or
Spooky Cucumber (Pumpkaboo-Super) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 248 HP / 172 Def / 88 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Foul Play / Leech Seed
- Will-O-Wisp
- Skill Swap
- Synthesis
life orb reuniclus
HOGE
>>25687244
suggester here, meant to say specs whimsicott
>>25687244
suggester here, meant to say specs rhyperior
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348856809
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348861469
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348862063
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348864464
>>25687507
dazzlings
>>25687507
>Charizard X used earthquake!
>It doesn't affect Hawlucha.
new champ thanks for all your kind words
me
megazard y
me or dubsfisk
a penis
Volcarona
hydreigon
HOGE
WEED
a vagina
Hillary 2016 doesn't effect Trump.
>>25687687
could you use it in a sentence?
what is the origin of the word?
>>25687687
What you got against awkward Dragon?
>>25687687
>skipping hydreig
?????
>>25687693
>>25687696
>>25687702
LEAVE ME ALONE
WHERE IS THE LINK?
I NEED IT.
>>25687714
>>25687714
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348871462
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348872677
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348874240
>>25686217
I've consulted the perks of the board and we agreed it's ok
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348877852
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348885816
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348889644
new champ
me or
Me or
Mawile-Mini (Mawile) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 168 HP / 252 SpA / 88 Spe
Modest Nature
- Fire Blast / Flamethrower
- Ice Beam
- Flash Cannon
- Shadow Ball / Focus Blast
Should outspeed base 60 Speed with 4 Spe (Clefable).
Musharna @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 108 Def / 144 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
- Calm Mind
- Psyshock
- Energy Ball
- Baton Pass
Lazy Town (Jigglypuff)
-Sing
-Perish Song
-Protect
-Sub
FUNBRO
specs snorlax hp dragon only
if evens: whimsicott
if odds: non-mega sableye
>>25688354
wow thats fucking ebin
hydreigon with
-surf
-Charge Beam
-Focus Blast
-Draco
>>25688358
Oh now I get it now. People post shitty pokemon, and the champ plays them.
Cool. Day one Showderp lol.
nevermind lol
>>25688376
what's your PS username, new friend?
>>25688402
BananaPancakes123
plz dont ban me
>>25688413
wow, that's a cool username you've got there! and what's your date of birth? you can just say the year if you'd like. this is necessary for new members of our group
>>25688402
boblak
plz ban me
>>25688437
XD epic meme
>>25688457
>being a boblak supporter
epic
>>25688471
HAHA EBIN
>>25688402
>>25688413
>>25688433
>>25688437
>>25688457
>>25688471
>>25688477
Why did you want my username.
>>25688477
put your trip back on
>>25688489
I'm sending you dick pics on PMas soon as they unlock me
>>25688489
to register you into the showderp community so we know we can trust you. a lot of the time people from outside try to follow us around and they often face severe consequences
>>25688523
like not getting our dank memes
do we have a champ
me or >>25688346
>>25688552
wew
meant to do a proper claim:
me or >>25688346
>>25688552
you need to claim the title of champ with a TRIPCODE you fucking new shit
lurk for AT LEAST 5 MINUTES BEFORE FUCKING JUMPING IN
level 2 bidoof
Spread the Seed (Cradily) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Suction Cups
EVs: 252 HP / 16 Atk / 160 Def / 80 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bullet Seed
- Curse
- Amnesia
- Rest
nevermind actually new champ
>>25688358
this
>>25688580
you're so slow anon
RNGigas (Regigigas) @ Assault Vest / Leftovers
Ability: Slow Start
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Earth Power / Focus Blast
- Nature Power (Tri Attack)
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Ice] / Ancient Power
i dont even fucking care bros just use something spicy....
level 5 geodude
Karaokee (Meloetta) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock / Dazzling Gleam / Psychic
- Snore
- Calm Mind
- Rest
>>25688593
im gay
who is chimp?
>>25688518
send this guy the pics >>25688617
unless you have a feminine penis...
>>25688636
if you're having problems with peoples reactions to it. theres a good chance they'll get over it.
still it must be pretty rough making a big announcement like that while drunk, but at the end of the day, all it means is you like to stick your dick in a different type of human being. thats it. so don't let it take over your life or anything like that
>>25688657
r u a big guy?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348905584
rusemasters beware! ;^)
merely a test post
>>25688738
for you
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348909317
luck and bad tbqh
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348915878
kee lmao
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348918281
champ can do this
she has potential
>geodude
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348938126
>wanting so bad muh smogon points in the sub 1100
>>25685142
gimmie sauce
>>25689676
pm me ill give u the link
ign is boblak
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348942459
chimp needs a team that won't get fucking stalled every round
Is there anything funnier than stall?
New champ! :3c
Please do not bully her!
me or sd uturn mega scizor
me
If you have no mega, either Mega Sableye or Mega Diancie called REMOVE STALL
If you do, use REMOVE THORN
If you don't have a mega, but want to be memey, use REMOVE THORN anyway
pokemon trainer
Meganium @ Leftovers
Ability: Leaf Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 144 Def / 112 SpD
Careful Nature
- Body Slam / Petal Blizzard
- Toxic
- Leech Seed
- Protect
Not sure if leafguard is legal with leech seed, change to overgrow if it isn't.
King of Krits Kingdra
SlowQueen (Slowking) (F) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Regenerator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fire Blast
- Ice Beam
- Power Gem
- Scald
The strongest-available special Fire-type Pokemon with only Specs Overheat
Any mon with infiltrator
Nocturnal Emission (Camerupt-Mega) @ Cameruptite
Ability: Sheer Force
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Eruption
- Earth Power
not me or slowbro with trick room
>>25689974
The pirate king
>>25689976
>>25689978
>>25689979
>>25689980
>>25689981
>>25689982
His motley crew
>>25689974
person of interest
>>25689974
>>25689975
>>25689976
>>25689978
>>25689979
>>25689980
his team
>>25690049
haha
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348956737
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348960971
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348961373
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348961777
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348962856
did I just get zarel'd
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348966714
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348968086
trick room calm mind chandelure named slowest lamp
or
dodrio with a snips set and brave bird as the attacking move
or
century egg
1 2 3 4
D
O
G
A
R
S
DOGARS
DOGARS
prankster lagging tail trick sableye
>>25690423
>>25690440
>>25690500
The fuck are you 3(three) doing?
New team
Crawdaunt
Cinccino (F) @ King's Rock
Ability: Skill Link
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Tail Slap
- Bullet Seed
- Rock Blast
- Gunk Shot
smeargle with accupressure and rest and sleep talk and stored power
this thing 2hkos chansey at final form!
chansey!
DankSideOfTheMoon (Clefable) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Moonblast
- Flamethrower / Fire Blast
- Ice Beam
- Soft-Boiled
or
Stainless Stall (Ferrothorn) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Gyro Ball
- Power Whip
- Bulldoze
- Knock Off / Facade / Explosion
your pokesona
pls no protect (Mew) @ Choice Band
Ability: Synchronize
- Fly
- Dig
- Dive
- Explosion
>>25690507
mini boostan 2.0
>>25690507
a bug
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348973874
get in lole
if champ knew how to dodge smeargle wouldve won that one. youll see. itll happen one day guys.
>>25690648
yeah, one day,,,,,,,,,
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348976722
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348979540
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348982116
>make it to 1200 only to be cucked at the last battle
new champ
me
Infernape @ Life Orb
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Overheat
- Close Combat
- Mach Punch
- Thunder Punch
Banded Hoopa-U with Magic Room, Hyperspace Fury, Drain Punch, and filler
coconut (Nuzleaf) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Chlorophyll
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Sunny Day
- Rock Slide
- Growth
- Giga Drain
me champ
a fuccboi mon
hustle explosion only corsola
your main in pokken
if no main or you dont own the game: the pokemon you're best at or you would main
Sliggoo δ (Magcargo) @ Rocky Helmet / Leftovers
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Lava Plume
- Ancient Power
- Clear Smog
- Recover
She is faster than Mega Sableye and eventual CM set, should also check mono attacker Mega Altaria and any standard Clefable with Clear Smog. Also Talonflame, obviously.
brb i gotta take a massive shit
>>25690939
How'd it go?
>>25690939
How massive? Give measurements.
>>25690931
>and eventual CM set
it's 2016
>>25690939
Color, texture?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348987021
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348988172
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348989346
>be me
>fighting a scorupi in sacred gold
>it uses acupressure
>gets evasion buff first try
why can't snibs be that lucky whenever champ uses him?
