CUM ONE, CUM ALL, TO THE SINGLE GREATEST THREAD ON /vp/!
So a stupid ass newpoopy is probably asking yourself, "what is this 'Showderp' and how do I get involved?". You see, it all starts with our champ. His team is constructed of the first 6 Pokemon suggested to him by you - Anonymous. From there he will battle his way through ELO hell on the borderline illegal simulator Pokemon Showdown!™. After stroking and choking he will call for a new team or a new champ, and the cycle continues!
>shitmons.ddns.net
>fgts.jp/vp/
>http://booru.showderp.com
>>25679072don't be shy - cum inside!
>>25679083
test
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348483953
0-4, but we can make it up!
We're making it!
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348484451
http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/766
I want tohugclingy cutey
We're doing it!
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348485364
We're making this happen!
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348485550
aw
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348487463
Moral victory!
New champ
me
Charles Barkley (Pinsir) @ Pinsirite
Ability: Hyper Cutter
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Bulk Up
- Body Slam
Kekleon
Alakazam @ Alakazite
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 40 HP / 252 SpA / 216 Spe
Timid Nature
- Encore
- Future Sight
- Dazzling Gleam
- Focus Blast
You can use Psyshock in place of a coverage move if you want to rek pink blobs.
porygon-z
>>25679402
this thing is named SEBULBA btw
porygon
Life orb shedinja
something really good
Physical espeon
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348492333
>>25679446
http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/375
for dumb champ
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348493511
>>25679083
I WANT NURU TO LEAVE
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348494541
>>25679493
who the fuck shortens it to "nuru"
alch yourself
>>25679524
Pls dont bully ok. I was just supporting a valued member of our community
/pm scotteh, hey bb check your messages
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348495949
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348498445
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348499273
done
me champ
Mmmmmmme
Technician Roserade with HP Fire
giga nigga
Gallade (M) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Justified
EVs: 248 HP / 40 Atk / 220 SpD
Careful Nature
- Bulk Up
- Will-O-Wisp
- Drain Punch
- Psycho Cut
>>25679402
except you only need to have future sight and at least one coverage move
MetroGnome MKII (Gengar) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Metronome
- Hypnosis
- Dream Eater
- Dazzling Gleam
Choice band sap sipper goodra
tyranitar
FUCK OFF
SPECS WEEDLE
GET THE FUCK OUT
NEW CHAMP
>>25679746
specs weedle
I'm thinking about a Jigglypuff with Perish Song. What would make it more ebin?
>>25679765
using mega gengar instead
>>25679746
specs scatterbug
>>25679765
it gets zero trapping moves so its shit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348502742
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348506345
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348507596
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348509438
New team
Ugliest pokemon you can think of
ye olde zangoose
shiny if your real
Specs Hoopa-U with Magic Room
TRIGGERED (Darmanitan) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Zen Mode
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Endure
- Endeavor
- Flare Blitz
- Psychic
>>25680109
Perish Song/Sing Jigglypuff named "Lazytown"
deleting other post
Cradily @ leftovers
recover
toxic
confuse ray
stockpile
best defensive evs you can muster
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348512107
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348513626
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348514580
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348515705
New champ
use
>>25680126
Don't know how long I have, but I'll give it a round
Simply Ebin
FUCK SABLEYE (Pinsir) @ Pinsirite
Ability: Mold Breaker
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Swords Dance
- Facade
- Quick Attack
CHAZIRAD X (Shiny Charizard)@Dragon Fang
Dragon claw
Dragon Breath
Dragon Tail
Dragon Dance
make me a happy man chimp
REMOVE TEAM 1.2 (Salamence) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Moxie
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fire Blast
- Outrage
- Earthquake
- Iron Tail
Power Roulette
fuck zarel (Snorlax) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
IVs: 30 HP
- Belly Drum
- Self-Destruct
-
GOOD GOY (Probopass) @ Berry Juice
Ability: Sturdy
Level: 2
Happiness: 256
Adamant Nature
- Endure
- Pain Split
- Toxic
- Magic Coat
>>25680508
>Level: 2
What purpose?
>>25680512
nevermind i forgot you have to level up nosepass to evolve it
>>25680480
Sorry, did what I could
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348520171
>>25680548
the name is CHAZIRAD X, not CHARIZARD X
>>25680555
Impeach, etc.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348520882
>>25680587
Off of mid-ELO account now
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348521866
>>25680631
That counts as a win, right?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348522313
>>25680664
QA kills
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348522834
>>25680705
Simply ebin
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348523832
Shit. Real OU again
>>25680763
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348524332
>>25680799
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348525404
>>25680858
FLAWLESS VICTORY
New Chimp
Ill champ again if nobody else will
infiltrator whimsicott
zoophytala (Corsola) @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 Def / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Relaxed Nature
- Endeavor
- Brine
- Aqua Ring
- Protect
crocune
>>25680951
Put a trip on. Also, That Restalk/Curse/Crunch Mega Tyranitar
>>25680951
forget trip
non mega lopunny
omastar. eviolite omanyte if you're a real nigga tho
UseInCaseOfSweep (Gengar) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Psych Up
- Destiny Bond
- Counter
If you're not going from your first post
>>25680962
>>25680954
because of what >>25680972 said
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348528593
boblak
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348530928
new team
something without hands with punching move
Polizen (Poliwrath) @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 228 Atk / 100 Def / 100 SpD / 80 Spe
Careful Nature
- Mind Reader
- Mega Kick
- Dynamic Punch
- Hypnosis
politoed
>>25681090
Venonat @ Focus Sash
Ability: Compound Eyes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Sleep Powder
- Stun Spore
- Supersonic
- Protect
good goy
your favorite NU
>>25680987
what
>new team after 2 games
u wot
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348533104
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348536004
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348537270
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348538401
new champ
When will crits be removed from this game?
>>25681301
Never. Crits have been an integral part of Pokemon for forever, and unlike SOME games, nobody's complaining.
>>25681314
Oh I'm complaining
>boost defences
>crits on every move ruin that
>boost offenses
>40bp moves that won't ohko to counter it
Garbage
>>25681301
The real question is, when will Evasion be removed from the game?
Where is chimp
I'd chimp but it's too early in the day
>>25681319
>boost defence
>now you dont have right to kill me
nice game there shitter
>>25681371
>kill
*tips frodorpa*
>>25681386
wow nice meme
>>25681400
i didn't give you permission to respond to me my good sir
>>25681371
>boost defense
>only lose to luck
Nah use toxic/boost your own offense/phaze/clear smog
>>25681408
wow nice meme
>>25681424
enjoy your ban(don't actually enjoy it) you reddit piece of trashhhhhhhhhhh
>>25681425
wow meme
>>25681427
last word so i can win this debate
I can champ a bit
>>25681432
no you piece of ass
Simply ebin
RLY FASTE!!! (Electrode) @ Life Orb
Ability: Aftermath
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Thunder Wave
- Electro Ball
- Signal Beam
- Hidden Power [Ice]
the pokemon that weighs closest to your body weight named "no bully"
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_by_weight
any pokemon that look like mormon jesus
Donkipom
Porygon-Z named GLiTCHMeuPFaM
SPEED THE BUG (Yanmega) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Protect
- Air Slash
- Giga Drain
- U-turn
>>25681447
What would that be? A gardevoir?
>>25681436
Glorious sunrise champ
>>25681442
>>25681444
>>25681445
>>25681447
>>25681448
>>25681450
His happy little birds
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348547446
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348548596
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348549449
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348550375
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348551343
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348552045
Ice Cream is fun :)
NEW CHAMP
me new champ
may i
dum PONE
Any mon you would fuck named "Waifu" or "fuccboi"
If you wouldn't fuck any mon you get specs febass
Have a snips
the chesnaught you love
rock polish +3 atks landorus-t
STUPID WASH (Gastrodon) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Storm Drain
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Infestation
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Scald
- Recover
>>25681600
me btw
>>25681620
2slow mami called with a trip.
Maybe next time chump
>>25681600
no trip
>>25681603
Our slumlord
>>25681608
>>25681610
>>25681612
>>25681616
>>25681618
>>25681619
his greasy tenants
>>25681603
God tier champ
>>25681608
>>25681610
>>25681612
>>25681616
>>25681618
>>25681619
Her lovely mons
>>25681628
fuck you faggy trips are for fags
>>25681638
me too thanks
>>25681638
Thanks you too
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348555230
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348556002
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348557864
real men suggest mons not sets
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348559644
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348562542
>Ridaz comes in
>immediately starts talking about move animations trying his best to get recognition
>>25681823
Ridaz left.
bully!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348564432
must thank u all
thank u
NEW CHAMP
>>25681911
Me.
delphox
scarf modest download porygon-z
thunderbolt/ice beam/shadow ball/tri attack
we livin
Pete (Forretress) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Earthquake
- Gyro Ball
- Volt Switch
- Rock Slide
malamar
scarfed Abomasnow
power roulette
>>25681935
Rotom-Fan
>>25681936
>>25681938
>>25681940
>>25681948
>>25681950
>>25681957
His supply of Air Balloons
wew
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348570407
Cum watch me lose.
Time for more memes.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348571540
Don't expect me to win another one.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348573091
We'll lose this one for sure!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348574884
>still haven't lost
Maybe this time.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348577009
Holy fuck, let me lose.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348579961
Okay guys, I have a new variation on a familiar meme
Spikizen Snips (Maractus) (M) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 140 Def / 116 SpD
Modest Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Acupressure
- Giga Drain
How memeworthy is it
>>25682150
http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/648
>>25682155
Yes, but there's a difference
This one has a rocky helmet
>>25682156
trash
Ok, new team. Going for monotype now, first suggester decides type.
me or clefable with softboiled/pebbles/thunder wave/fire blast
>>25682176
Breona (Umbreon) (F) @ Metronome
Ability: Inner Focus
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Substitute
- Curse
- Wish
- Payback
cupkek since mono fairy
Eloctivire with an elo lelmet
sap sipper whirl trapper azumarill
>>25682176
Seems we're monotype normal >>25682178
Porygon-Z named GLiTCHMeuPFaM
>>25682176
>>25682178
since mono fairy use this
Wigglytuff (F) @ Wide Lens
Ability: Competitive
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Gravity
- Fire Blast
- Thunder
- Blizzard
mega altaria, cotton guard
>>25682192
>forgetting clefable is fairy
sub/seed/encore/whatever whimsicott
>>25682192
epic
also mdiancie named allahu akbar with only explosion
>>25682176
mime jr
>>25682176
>>25682178
BOOM BOOM V2.5 (Clefable) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Magic Guard
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 188 Def / 68 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Soft-Boiled
- Metronome
- Work Up
>>25682202
>thinking monotype doesn't have species clause
>>25681823
Y-Yeah, fuck that guy for putting some work in to the game that we collectively all play almost ceaselessly.
>>25682189
sap sipper/whirlpool azumarill apparently won't work in monotype, it's something about the ability and whirlpool
>>25682196
mega altaria is banned in monotype, apparently
>>25682231
>jigglypuff
>>25682231
monotype only looks at the non-mega form's typing.this is why mega gyarados isn't usable on a dark mono team.
>>25682231
oh
make it thick fat then
If there's still room, a cute Regenerator + Wish Audino!
>>25682247
Ok, I'll do this.
>>25682198
And this.Fuck, just barely missed Mime Jr.
All right, let's see how many of these I can lose.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-348587627
Cool, we lost.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-348592547
Ok, that was ebin. Last one for me.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-348593676
>>25682333
Ok, new champ and someone please check those trips. Fairy is best type.
ME
or reuniclus
donnel porygon
Regenerator Audino that knows Wish
Crawdaunt @ Choice Band
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Aqua Jet
- Superpower
- Knock Off
- Crabhammer
seismitoad
>>25682365
Breona (Umbreon) (F) @ Metronome
Ability: Inner Focus
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Substitute
- Curse
- Wish
- Payback
>>25682365
mime jr
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348597601
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ZAREL YOU STUPID CHINK KEK RESTART THE SERVER ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348600872
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348602375
>when you see bREEEEEloom
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348603284
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348606009
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348608406
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348611311
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348613661
new tim
le ravageur (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 244 HP / 8 Def / 200 SpD / 56 Spe
Careful Nature
- Substitute
- Protect
- Toxic
- Earthquake
nasty plot, vacuum wave, sludge wave, focus blast life orb, toxicroak
any tree pokemon named TREEKING LIVES
cuck 2.5 (Sableye) @ Sticky Barb
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Toxic
- Trick
- Substitute
- Recover
do it nigga (Wynaut) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Shadow Tag
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpD / 8 Spe
Timid Nature
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Destiny Bond
- Encore
fuck jirachi (Chansey) @ King's Rock
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpA
Lonely Nature
- Blizzard
- Fire Punch
- Rock Slide
- Zen Headbutt
succ ur life (Tangela) @ Eviolite
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Leech Seed
- Synthesis
- Toxic
- Substitute
sweep inc (Unown) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Hidden Power [Psychic]
-
le gen 2 shitmon (Dustox) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Shield Dust
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA
Lonely Nature
- Poison Sting
- Moonlight
- Confusion
- Tackle
Toad snip (Toxicroak) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Acupressure
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Drain Punch
choose one
Ditto
Mega Bune
scrafty
Free pick
>>25682715
>tripfag
>6 suggestions
>all of them shit
please commit self destruct
>>25682730
no :)
also
>toad snibs
>shit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348617939
>>25682737
>opponent sent out gastly
>>25682737
>look how original I am making a worse version of something that already exists XDDDD
>>25682743
>switch
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348621012
ZAREL
YES
stall is very very fun
>locked for rusing
ѡ.ѡ
new champ
me or a cute turtle
>>25682904
stall is pretty fun to break. Stall vs stall is cancer tho.
just banevade xD
specs or band hoopa-u named "fuck your stall"
